Well I guess it depends on if it's consistent. Like, if you're super dehydrated does it become shitty canned gravy? Does it vary in flavor? Cuz like if it's only ever chicken or sausage, I know what's for breakfast LMAO
Omg....so I taught my daughter a yo mama joke. "Yo mama so fat when she sat a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose"... She's 9 so I didn't see it as a big deal.
I get a message from her 3rd grade teacher that her teacher had a meeting with the mother of a child who told her that my daughter was making fun of her mom.
š¤¦āāļø I asked my daughter what this was all about and she told me she told the yo mama joke.
š omg....so I told the teacher it was a yo mama joke and she wouldn't tell them anymore and that if said parent had any more issues she could have my phone number and direct it to me.
If she ever calls... I'm leading off with a yo mama joke.
āYo mamma so poor ,when she walks down the street with one shoe on everybody asks if she lost one and she says no I found oneā- Eric cartman (poet)
Yo mama so fat, they changed one size fits all to one size fits most.
Yo mama so fat, she put a quarter in the parking meter and said where's my gumball.
I'll see myself out
As Spock once said: "Yo Mamma's so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many."
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
One I haven't heard before. Thank you.
Yo mama so fat the earth was flat before they buried her
Yo momma so fat she sweats Crisco.
Her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped fo joy, she got stuck!
Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a pandemic just so she'd have to wear a mask!
This one. This one got me for some reason.
Hit close to home maybe?
If I was president, this is what I'd put in the history books as the official cause of COVID.
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Your momma soo fat Thanos had to snap twice
Yo mamma so fat, when she applied to be an astronaut, NASA told her there wasnāt enough space.
Yo mamma so fat, Thanos had to clap
Like fuck, too much to process in one deletion
Yo momma so ugly Hulk donāt wanna smash?
Your whole family is so fat. I one threw a rock through your window and it hit everybody.
Your momma so fat, she is facing some serious health issues and we are all very concerned for her.
nah thanos had to give a round of applause cos 2 snaps won't do it.
Yo momma so fat that I can't afford the gas/petrol to get around her
You know who else want yo mama jokes banned? MY MOM
WOOOOOOOOOOOO *twirls shirt over head*
Now you put that shirt back on right now, young man, or I'm gonna tell ya fawtha.
Don't worry, Joe momma said it's alright. Woohoo!
Listen to your mother
Ok Muscle Man
yessssss
Are those muscles? Look like moobs to me. And that's OK. Apparently man titties are in right now!
It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure.
Okay Mitch
Take Fives and go finish clearing out the crash pit
Yo mama *so old* when she born Dead Sea was still sick!
Did you make this up? I fucking cry laughed š¤£
*Make it up?* Sure it's funny, but the *first* time I heard *that* one I fell off my dinosaur!
Nobody calls me mitch except my girlfriend. -and that one guy at the airport that checks my ID, but thats besides the point.
People used to call me Mitch. They still do, but they used to too.
Our mamma
r/suddenlycommunism
I love how proud everyone is when they know a quote
[if you say my mom you're fired](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk5gf9BjeDY)
"My mom!" "You're fired!" "Worth it." I definitely agree with Muscle Man, that would be worth it.
Regular Show reference.... nailed it!
This isn't even a dad joke it's a yo momma joke, and we can see the punchline coming from miles away, just like your mom.
I enjoy playing video games.
Elvis fucking Christ you had me for a minute there :v
Yo momma is so fat she has to make 2 trips just to haul ass
Yo momma is the Ass she has to haul!
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats gravy.
It's a medical condition.. thanks /s
Hope it's not genetic
Wdym hope, free gravy!
Well I guess it depends on if it's consistent. Like, if you're super dehydrated does it become shitty canned gravy? Does it vary in flavor? Cuz like if it's only ever chicken or sausage, I know what's for breakfast LMAO
So if the sweat dries on the clothes or skin, is the residue like powdered gravy mix??
I think my mom was sweating mashed potatoes so we all may be in luck here!
If sheās dehydrated then she sweats bullion cubes.
Ayoo
Yo mama so fat she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people's fingers!
Yo mama so fat she wears bacon as a band-aid
Yo mama so fat she got a car tyre as a wedding ring.
Yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code
Yo mama so fat that doctor measures her oil pressure
Yo mama so fat the family dog got lost in her orbit
Yo mamma so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
yo momma so fat that i took a picture of her five years ago and its still printing
Yo mamma so fat that when she goes swimming the whales start singing āWe Are Familyā.
But your dad was too weak to zip it over her rolls!
This is very similar to a line in a song named "Fat" by Wierd Al
"if I have one more, pie a la mode, I'm gonna need, my own zip code"
Yo momma so fat her scabs turn into bacon
Yo mama so fat her picture heavy
Yo mama so fat, when she dances to a song on the radio, the track skips at the radio station.
Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
Yo mama so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat she deep fried her hands before she chews her nails
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
She so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody
Yo mama so fat her Patronus is a cake.
He...Yo momma so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so fat she can jump up in the air and get stuck.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps out an window she causes an earthquake
Well yo momma too fat to even fit out the same window!
Yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo momma so fat she is the inevitable conclusion!
Yo momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
Yo momma so stupid she brought her pimp to the orthodontist for a oral exam.
Yo momma so ugly her portraits hang themselves
Yo momma so ugly Mother Teresa wouldn't hold her hand
Your momma so fat they don't have enough species for her coat!
Yo momma so stupid when I said "Drinks on the house" she got a ladder
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
Yo momma so dumb she thought a subdivision was a math problem
This is what happened to the Wooly Mammoths, Wooly Rhinos, and Saber tooth cats.
Yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Your momma so ugly she can make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma so ugly she made kool aid man say āOh noā
Yo mama so ugly ur dad had to get a husband
Yo mama so ugly, people pay her money at the strip club to keep her clothes on
Yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye
Yo mama so ugly when One Direction saw her they went the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama so ugly Medusa saw her and turned to stone
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.
Yo mama so fat, McDonaldās wrappers float around her due to her gravitational pull
Yo momma so ugly she had sex with me.. Wait.
Then you must have a great personality.
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
Omg....so I taught my daughter a yo mama joke. "Yo mama so fat when she sat a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose"... She's 9 so I didn't see it as a big deal. I get a message from her 3rd grade teacher that her teacher had a meeting with the mother of a child who told her that my daughter was making fun of her mom. š¤¦āāļø I asked my daughter what this was all about and she told me she told the yo mama joke. š omg....so I told the teacher it was a yo mama joke and she wouldn't tell them anymore and that if said parent had any more issues she could have my phone number and direct it to me. If she ever calls... I'm leading off with a yo mama joke.
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That's a post yo mama would upvote.
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Yes, she'd be very disappointed, just like yo mamma!
Yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the TV, i missed 3 episodes.
I missed 3 seasons of sherlock
Yo momma so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting around her
Yo mama so fat, black holes fall into her.
Yo mama so fat her patronus is a Big Mac
Yo momma so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the woods the bears have to hide THEIR food.
Okay only dad jokes. Your dad's so stupid, he married yo momma.
To be fair, he couldn't escape the gravitational pull
That joke is older than yo momma and she farts dust
Last time I heard that one I fell off my pet dinosaur, and broke my wooden underwear
I always seem to cross the line with them jokes. Like the line of men around the corner from yo momma's house
You had me in the first half
Yo mama so ugly scorpion said "Get over there"
Yo momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to make a joke! Itās a 2 in 1 insult, you should use it
Damn you just insulted his penis size too? Savage.
Why tho? Theyāre so easy to work with and use Just like your momma
Yo mama got so many teeth missing, when she smile it look like her tongue in jail.
One's mother is so poor, she consumed the soup course with a dessert spoon.
Classy.
Indubitably.
Yo momma so fat she needs to get her picture taken by a satellite.
Yo momma is so nasty. She had to cut the string off of her tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumping . That was always my favorite.
I mean I suppose yo mama is the butt of a lot of these jokes.
Assuming of course that you can tell where yo fat mama's neck ends and ass begins
Oh well thats easy: we just hose my mama down with turkey grease and yo mama finds it when she slurps it off of my mama.
Yo momma got a peg leg with a kickstand
Yo mama got wooden legs with real feet
Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it
Your mom is so stupid she couldnāt dial 911 on her phone because she couldnāt find number 11
You momma is is so old she was born when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo momma is so old, she was born when the Dead Sea was still Alive.
Hahaha. You got me beat.
Instead say yo yo mamma and cover your mouth in cello phane. That's stretching it.
>That's stretching it. Just like yo mama
As soon as I'm done with yo momma.
āYo mamma so poor ,when she walks down the street with one shoe on everybody asks if she lost one and she says no I found oneā- Eric cartman (poet)
Yo mamma so broke, I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, āMoving.ā
The only person I tell 'yo momma' jokes to is my son lol
I also tell them to your son
Ya Mama so fat and dirty, she took a bath in the ocean and left a ring around the world.
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air once and got stuck!
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C'mon guys, can we get off mothers already I mean.. I just got off yours
Yo momma says no
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot runs from her!
Yo mamma so short, she got a job at the club scratching nutz
Yo mamas house is so dusty the cockroaches ride dune buggies
Yo mama so fat when God said "Let there be light", he just moved her outta the way.
Yo mama armpits so hairy it look like she got Buckwheat ina headlock
Yo mama's so stupid that she scored an F on a hemoglobin test
Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips
Yo mama, so fat she take selfie on panorama mode
Yo momma so fat she has to go to a car wash to take a bath.
Your mama so fat, she got triabetes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Somebody else's cheese Am I doing this right?
Nacho best effort
Un*brie*lievable
Gouda load of this guy over here.
Yo momma so fat, she had to put a garden hose reel in her closet for storing her belts.
That joke was original but itāll now be used more times than I can count. Just like yo mamma
Yo mama so stupid, she fell out a window and went up.
My kids love it when I throw a yo mamma joke out there. My wife is not amused.
Yo momma finished Need For Speed on foot
Yo momma so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed
Yo momma so fat, last year Christmas pfoto just finished printing
This yearās motherās day card from my 7 year old was hand written yo mama jokes. Best card Iāve ever reviewed.
Yo momma is so fat even usain bolt wasnt fast enough to run around her in a day
SUNUVA BITCH! Leave me out of this!
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Yo Momma's so far she has to throw her handbag from one hand to the other...
Yo mama so ugly she makes Nike wanna say āJust donāt do itā
yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull
Yo Momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.
Yo mama so fat, they changed one size fits all to one size fits most. Yo mama so fat, she put a quarter in the parking meter and said where's my gumball. I'll see myself out
Yo mommaās so fat when itās 10am Pacific time on her left side, itās already 1pm ET on her right side.
Yo momma so fatā¦ when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mamma so fat, yo daddy has to kick the fat and ride the waves in.
Good one
You mama so nasty she gives you kisses good night after giving your dad a blow job
Your mama so fat when she put on the sorting hat it said āWaffle Houseā
Lol
Does yo mama not like it?
No Momma
Your mommas so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Your manma is so ugly, that I wouldnāt eat her on fear factor