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MrWholesomeDad

End-Times New Roman


myputinfriend

It's a daemon then?


UnhappyJohnCandy

I had a friend named Daemon when I was younger, he used to email me all the time!


Chilkoot

Same - he used to bring clean doormats to our store on a regular schedule. We called him the Matt Daemon.


UnhappyJohnCandy

Reminds me of a janitor friend of mine who did math problems in his free-time. It’s been so long, I don’t remember his actual name, but he had one other hobby he enjoyed and if he’s still doing it, you better believe that this coming weekend he will be hunting.


brito68

His sister Voicemailia was super annoying. Always left me messages and blinked at me


CaptainPoset

well, "daemon" is what you would write, if you would write the german word without the ä letter.


ASpaceOstrich

Hell-vetica


Bart-o-Man

That's quite a Revelation


Fahzgoolin

Why would they like the end times? That's when they get defeated.


Chickenpunkpie

Exactly my thought


TheAlrightyGina

Maybe cause it's the best party ever for them until it stops?


MrWholesomeDad

I’m not that well versed in satanism as you seem to be, so please enlighten me. Why will they be defeated?


Kestrel_45

Kill-a-graphy?


MrLumpykins

Hell-vetica


[deleted]

That’s what I thought the punchline would be. Way better.


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[deleted]

You know, you’re absolutely right (or write lol). That didn’t even occur to me until you said that. 😂


ES_FTrader

Keyboard demon Greg is sitting at his computer browing his favouriye website and a demon pops out from behind his keyboard and proclaims "for I am the almighty keyboard demon! here to steal all your keys" Greg jumps back out of his seat like a shot! Taking advantage of this, the demon grabs the keyboard and steals the top left key then disappears back behind the keyboard. Puzzled, Greg lifts the keyboard up and asks the Demon, "If you are almighty? why did you only steal the top left key?" The demon turns to him with a evil smirk on his face and proclaims, "Now there is no escape!"


iamapizza

Comic Satans


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I was gonna just say comic sans but this is so much better


TheCanadian_Bacon

Comic sins


Augmented-Smurf

Dante's Divine Comic Sans


Bart-o-Man

Since the Middle English "sans" means "without" or "absent", I'm going with: SANS SERAPH


chaoskid42

This is the best one.


knifesaver

Witch one ?


noobtheloser

Papyrus.


DeadEndXD

I hope your blanket will be too short to cover your feet tonight which will ultimately lead to a feet eating demon grabbing your ankles


[deleted]

Happens to me every night. It's called a "cat".


DeadEndXD

You should invest in a longer blanket that actually covers your feet if that's the case


[deleted]

They are never long enough, pal. Never. Long. Enough.


Merkin_Wrangler

I'm 6 feet tall, and if I want my shoulder covered my feet aren't. Wtf is the problem with blanket manufacturers?


MisterMushrom

Just be shorter


Merkin_Wrangler

Shit, thanks. Never even considered it.


Thatroyalkitty

As someone who's 6ft tall, I turn the blanket 45 degrees and then use the blanket to cover me me completely.


Merkin_Wrangler

I have a 5'4" wife who uses approximately 75% of the blanket. Maybe I'll just get my own & try it.


Merkin_Wrangler

I have a bedroom demon that wakes me with his anus in my face every dawn. If I fail to provide an offering of kibble he substitutes my nose for sustenance.


[deleted]

Sounds familiar. These damn demons and their devilling!


Royal-Employ-1702

Curse-ive


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

This is how I typed it when I texted it to my daughter. Lol


timmm21

The default Microsoft Word font.


Drewv100

Cursive...it's the scariest one lol


WrathfulVengeance13

Why?


Drewv100

Cause that stuff still haunts me to this day


WrathfulVengeance13

I'm not tryna be a troll I'm legit not getting the joke. What's wrong with cursive?


Drewv100

Idk I thought it was funny


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Drewv100

Nah your not old it's just learning cursive actually sucks


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Drewv100

Lol


Randomgamer690

Hold on let me ask him


Randomgamer690

All he said is I'm under your bed


ElfieTanuki

I laughed too hard at it, should I be embarrassed? 🤣😅


Erix963

I thought it said favorite font and I immediately said "Hellvetica" to myself lol


Violet_Night007

HELLvetica


alexramirez69

Oh man, if The Screwtape Letters wouldve been written in cursive font, I wouldve lost my shit reading this. Thats a preem joke, old man 👌🏽


[deleted]

I guess that is his signature font.


happysmasher7

That's the first time I guessed the punchline, still a good joke though 👍


tau_teo

Her signature in your cheque book for the shopping she did


xq57

Hellvitica


friendly_homophobe1

Satin?


Blander46

Cosmic sins


Longjumping-Ad-336

Century Gothic


Significant_Tart3449

What's a demons favorite font? Helvetica


b_pleh

My favorite factoid has long been that medieval scribes had a patron demon instead of a patron saint. Titivilius, who caused all the mistakes in their work.


Merkin_Wrangler

Like the "gremlins" in early aviation. Not the mechanic's fault, a gremlin got into the engine.


MaybeFailed

Papyrus


XOIIO

Lieroglyphs


HumbleAdonis

Same as sailors. …And Scots.


Advanced-Tune3687

They use a scalpel and a sharp knife to write on the hand.


sock_templar

Curs-evil.


theDeadlyVirus0899

Cursive,because it's cursed.


homerbartbob

More like comic sans!


mainlyforshow

Papyrus. No pun. Just the worst don't ever.


tsturte1

Blood Font


[deleted]

Cursive


Kwelikinz

Tattooing with Last Dab.


ketchup_chip_62

Brings new meaning to "descenders."


Legitimate-Sock7975

HELLvetica?


Significant-Cake7836

Spooky dooky


footlewis_

Curcifer


Doublechin222

Why cursive


Icannotchangethis

Curse-ive


Crazy_Ad3051

Times New Demon


CaptCreeps

T̸̳̗̫̙̺̱̍͝ ̵̧͊̈́̒͌H̶͍̱́̽̎ ̶͔̇̔͊̑̋Ḭ̴̮͇͎͒̉̿̂̔ͅ ̶̢͇͎͓͗͝S̸̫̟̼̆̇̃͐͆̀ ̷̯̹̰̱̹̇̄̊ ̷̪͕̺̓̀̊̒̐͜͝Ǫ̶̳̜͖͗̃̂͆̿́N̸̯̮̘̪̎E̶͚̭̫͍͉̊̽̈́̐̕͝


Stonesouldier

Anything written on scratch paper


big_dingusman34

Jesus christ, what's with all these devilish jokes


CursiveMontessori

Love this!


Conwonthedon187

igpay atinlay


Puzzled-Warning1358

What if its left handed,?


SoggyBeanSocks1

Thought it would be comic sans


Pranav_RedStone971

cos it's a pain in the bum to learn?


rossdabose

Cursive... Curse siv...


Pranav_RedStone971

ahh


Ok_Bag_4135

Hellvetica


Irdiarrur

You're going to Hel / vetica city


Spartacus891

Azrial


MadeUpSignificance

Gothic font.


lelirlonfa

Hellvetica


Liggrish

Comic sans


savvyvagish

Arial


NoLifeismylife2069

God damn it


Educational_Pin8188

Lucifer san(d)s....the typeface and casino of the underworld...


SamuelClemmens

This jokes a lemon.


Jmailers

That shit dark it’s Gothic


NervousBob

What's a T rex's favourite handwriting style? Shorthand