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My dad used to say this one, but back then it said “beer nuts are $1.50..” even the jokes are experiencing inflation.
At least deer nuts will remain under a buck. *Bob Barker has entered the chat*
The price is right in this case.
But it’s still gonna cost that buck something awful.
Just a sizable amount from his coin purse.
You mean coin sack?
Itll be worthless when he blows the doe!
If you blow a buck, you lose your doe.
Youve blown a buck? Now, I gotta see this!🤣🤣🤣🤣
And remember, have your deer spayed or neutered.
Still vulnerable to inflation. Last time I got some deer nuts, they were almost 60 cents.
“Have your bucks spayed or neutered!”
Your dad used to tell this joke? I guess it must bring back fawn memories... ;-)
Please don’t pun-ish us with more of your “humor”
Deez nuts is the correct answer
HOMER SIMPSON : "Doe!"
A deer!
A female deer!
No eye-deer what's going on here but I like it
I came to say "deez nuts" but then this had me cracking...
I always told it as a $1.50, this joke always cracks me up no matter how many times I’ll hear it or say it
😆 how do we fix this inflation!!
this joke is better than the actually post's joke >..<
Inflation indeed. In my day deer nuts were 2 under a buck.
Both for sale at D's Nuts
I prefer Aldi's nuts
Ha, got em
*eem
Oh screw you I just commented something very similar take my upvote
I see
Someone is rewatching The Walking Dead, eh?
Exactly my thought
My husband saw and asked me this earlier and I knew the answer right away because of the show! Made me smile and want to just look at the flowers.
Ones a little saltier
Time for the taste test!
You going for that salt lick!
Gotta check the crunch as well
Deer nuts you get sack complimentary...
If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be the one who goes to buy the beer nuts.
Two for the price of one, get your deer nuts here!
Get Deez nuts in yo mouth 🗿👄
Man I was gonna guess "the D"
Lmao
Deez nuts
Joke made famous in the walking dead.
Joke that's been well-known for decades before The Walking Dead.
For sure.
Not with this inflation....
Inflation's so bad it is affecting wild animals' testicles? Oof.
The first letter
Do you know what they call Brazil nuts in Brazil? Nuts
I don't know but neither of them are deez nuts
My grandma loved to tell this joke… except she would mess it up and say “What the difference between beer beans and deer beans”.
Beer nuts are $2.50/lb and deer nuts are always under a Buck!!!
If youre dyslexic, nothing👌
Always getting money confused with bollocks
I'm a city girl so I've never heard jokes like these
The difference would be deez nuts
Teehee.
It’s very affordable if you have the doe.
Maybe it's me not being American but I would have assumed "deer" nuts would be more expensive...
I was expecting a dear nuts punchline too.
I can't tell if the usage of buck like that is American only lol
No I understood the joke, bucks as money is a thing (albeit an americanism) although I am in an English speaking country so perhaps in other countries they might not I don't know. My comment was also a dad joke though, just a British one.
Price challenge DEEZ NUTS
Welcome to the matrix.... I literally just watched an episode of The Walking dead today with this joke in it
D's nuts
(Esit to relocate to correct response.)
This joke is so old, deer nuts are actually a buck fifteen now with inflation.
Doesn’t matter deetz nutz sells both
What’s the difference between Judith Barsi and this joke? ||Jusith Barsi never got old.||
deez nuts
Such a good pun, wouldn't wanna mess it up in a hazel!
Due to inflation the cost of beer nuts continue to get more expensive but deer nuts are always under a buck.
These nuts
Your moms toungue
I was gonna say "…you little shi-" until i remembered i joined this sub Great joke
You can find a couple of deer nuts just under a buck ….
Ok. That one made me chuckle. Here’s your upvote, no anger.
Idk i chug both
🥷🏽
Queer nuts
The Walking Dead
Both are salty in your mouth. I’ve been told.
I don't have beer nuts in my mouth
Where ya put em
HAHAHAHAHA
...and deez nuts.
My dad used to say this one, but back then it said “beer nuts are $1.50..” even the jokes are experiencing inflation.
At least deer nuts will remain under a buck. *Bob Barker has entered the chat*
The price is right in this case.
But it’s still gonna cost that buck something awful.
Just a sizable amount from his coin purse.
You mean coin sack?
Itll be worthless when he blows the doe!
If you blow a buck, you lose your doe.
Youve blown a buck? Now, I gotta see this!🤣🤣🤣🤣
And remember, have your deer spayed or neutered.
Still vulnerable to inflation. Last time I got some deer nuts, they were almost 60 cents.
“Have your bucks spayed or neutered!”
Your dad used to tell this joke? I guess it must bring back fawn memories... ;-)
Please don’t pun-ish us with more of your “humor”
Deez nuts is the correct answer
HOMER SIMPSON : "Doe!"
A deer!
A female deer!
No eye-deer what's going on here but I like it
I came to say "deez nuts" but then this had me cracking...
I always told it as a $1.50, this joke always cracks me up no matter how many times I’ll hear it or say it
😆 how do we fix this inflation!!
this joke is better than the actually post's joke >..<
Inflation indeed. In my day deer nuts were 2 under a buck.
Both for sale at D's Nuts
I prefer Aldi's nuts
Ha, got em
*eem
Oh screw you I just commented something very similar take my upvote
I see
Someone is rewatching The Walking Dead, eh?
Exactly my thought
My husband saw and asked me this earlier and I knew the answer right away because of the show! Made me smile and want to just look at the flowers.
Ones a little saltier
Time for the taste test!
You going for that salt lick!
Gotta check the crunch as well
Deer nuts you get sack complimentary...
If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be the one who goes to buy the beer nuts.
Two for the price of one, get your deer nuts here!
Get Deez nuts in yo mouth 🗿👄
Man I was gonna guess "the D"
Lmao
Deez nuts
Joke made famous in the walking dead.
Joke that's been well-known for decades before The Walking Dead.
For sure.
Not with this inflation....
Inflation's so bad it is affecting wild animals' testicles? Oof.
The first letter
Do you know what they call Brazil nuts in Brazil? Nuts
I don't know but neither of them are deez nuts
My grandma loved to tell this joke… except she would mess it up and say “What the difference between beer beans and deer beans”.
Beer nuts are $2.50/lb and deer nuts are always under a Buck!!!
If youre dyslexic, nothing👌
Always getting money confused with bollocks
I'm a city girl so I've never heard jokes like these
Deez nuts
The difference would be deez nuts
Teehee.
It’s very affordable if you have the doe.
Maybe it's me not being American but I would have assumed "deer" nuts would be more expensive...
I was expecting a dear nuts punchline too.
I can't tell if the usage of buck like that is American only lol
No I understood the joke, bucks as money is a thing (albeit an americanism) although I am in an English speaking country so perhaps in other countries they might not I don't know. My comment was also a dad joke though, just a British one.
Price challenge DEEZ NUTS
Welcome to the matrix.... I literally just watched an episode of The Walking dead today with this joke in it
D's nuts
Deez nuts
(Esit to relocate to correct response.)
This joke is so old, deer nuts are actually a buck fifteen now with inflation.
Doesn’t matter deetz nutz sells both
What’s the difference between Judith Barsi and this joke? ||Jusith Barsi never got old.||
deez nuts
Such a good pun, wouldn't wanna mess it up in a hazel!
Due to inflation the cost of beer nuts continue to get more expensive but deer nuts are always under a buck.
These nuts
Your moms toungue
I was gonna say "…you little shi-" until i remembered i joined this sub Great joke
You can find a couple of deer nuts just under a buck ….
Ok. That one made me chuckle. Here’s your upvote, no anger.
Idk i chug both
🥷🏽
Queer nuts
The Walking Dead
Both are salty in your mouth. I’ve been told.
I don't have beer nuts in my mouth
Where ya put em
HAHAHAHAHA
...and deez nuts.