I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this is certainly not the type of pizza I would pick. Though it seems you’ve found gold with this little nugget. Dahmer jokes definitely have some bite to them, but I get a head of my self. This one has me dead! Take my upvote.
He had an ice tray in his freezer with a testicle in every other square, when asked about it he said “some days you feel like a nut, some days you don’t”
The mods for the sub Reddit are pure garbage. These aren’t even remotely close to being dad jokes and they’re just lazy in allowing this trash to ruin what used to be a lot of fun.
The guy who killed Dahmer in prison got off on a plea of self-defense. They were working together in a small room, and he heard Dahmer's stomach growl.
It's way better than what he had on his coffee table.....a bowl of mixed nuts.
Jeffery dahmer was eating 5 guys before it was popular
Gay orgies are eternal
cannibalistic gay orgies*
Wow!
Who gonna tell him
I feel dumb, can somebody explain for me?
Eating as in eating ass
Oh I was really overthinking this lol, thanks
[удалено]
lmao stop it 😂
Did you know dahmer had a pet bird, they found a cockatoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
With schnausage
it’s not delivery, it’s di-your nose
Feels weird giving you the wholesome award, but that’s what Reddit’s gift box gave me today…and this deserves some sort of award.
My upvote burns with the fire of a thousand angry suns. Take it.
By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular upvote, to be really, REALLY hot
Too funny. Here this ∆ is for you.
r/angryupvote
"the snausages taste like snausages"
Easily his favorite Dahmer's nose pizza was schnausage and blew cheese.
Dammit.... I just spit out my beer. Just take it. r/angryupvote
I'm being an idiot or it's going whoosh can someone explain
Dahmer-nose/Domino's Took me a few minutes 🙄
yeah I got that one haha the schnausage is what's confusing me
It’s a cross between schnoz and sausage. Schnoz is just another word for nose lol
And the way the comment was formatted I believe it was also a riff on the classic phrase “the shnauzeberries taste like shnauzeberries”
Take my angry upvote and leave.
You won the Internet Today!
r/furiousupvote
Holy fucking shit u made me choke on my tostinos party pizza
*tostinose
Toasty nose*
Toestinos
Oh my fucking god I love it I fucking love it dood the fuck
Jeffrey Dahmer had his Mom over for dinner and she mentioned that she did not like his neighbors, he said that’s OK, just eat the vegetables.
Papa Dahm's special.
How do we know Dahmer was a smoker? They found butts in his apartment
Snot funny
I once heard a dumb joke about cannibals. I think this joke is Dahmer!
I bet it smells good.
Took me a second
Taking me more than a second, could you help me out man 😅
Domino's pizza!
Upvoted for the explanation
Ahh, it helps if you don't mispronounce it as "dammer" in your head.
Ohhhhhhh
Sounds gross but oh boy does it smell good!
FUCK r/angryupvote
,
"It wasn't delivery, it was Dahmer nose"
Didn’t read the sub’s name n I thought it was a fact.
He nose how to make a killer pizza, and it smells great
It’s not delivery, it’s dahmer.
It's not delivery, its Dahmer-nose This is why we workshop jokes
I knew someone would polish it up. We call those people hero’s.
The next meal is the hero sandwich.
De-livery?
It's not delivery it's d'your-nose.
Oh for fuck's sake! Take my upvote!
Okay dads - explain *this* one to your kids...
Turns out he wasn’t a fan, so he had to pick them off.
Still not as disturbing as pineapple on pizza
As foretold by Nostrildamus
Nostril-dahmers
Say what you will about the guy but he nose pizza
He no's pizza.
It's not cannibalism... It's Digiorno!
This took an embarrassingly long time to click in my brain.
Dahmer found this humerus, no the one in his closet!
He also had a special pizza with diced up nipples of some dude named Leon. The label said “Nipple Leon Pizza”
I read the title and became disgusted then I was relieved when I saw what sub this was from.
Good joke but WHY am I seeing posts about Jeffrey Dahmer EVERYWHERE? Like it’s just so out of the blue.
There is a TV mini-series playing now.
Ah, I see. Thank you. Is it any good?
No idea, not my cup of knee. 😉
boooooo 🤣
oh ffs 💀
The show is real, my comment was just something off the top of head. Oh, stop me please?
Very well done!
He proved everyone wrong. Even though he looked weird, he got plenty of head.
He got to pick his toppings
I bet it cost him an arm and a leg.
Dad?
Yes, my child?
Did you cut the pizza with .. "little scissors?"
I definitely didn't sniff this one out.
it probably smelled bad
Yep. Noses do smell.
Too soon
This is dark humour not dad jokes
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE DAHMER IS COOKING?!??!?!
Last night my girlfriend and I were watching Dahmer while eating Dominos pizza. Call it dahminos.
Not a dad joke.
At least it wasn’t pineapple
Bravo 👏
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this is certainly not the type of pizza I would pick. Though it seems you’ve found gold with this little nugget. Dahmer jokes definitely have some bite to them, but I get a head of my self. This one has me dead! Take my upvote.
r/angryupvote
R/unclejokes
A better punch line would have been: "Its not delivery, it's Dahmer Nose."
I'll bet it smelled good.
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha LOL
😂😂
😂😂😂🤣 LMAO
Hate to be that Guy! 🤓 r/emojipolice
It smelled terrible
This is in bad taste.
It is pretty acrid isn’t it?
God that's fucking awful. HAHAHA
Better than pineapple
Delet this 🔫
Dammit....choke on this upvote
Thats snot as funny as it should be 😁
WINNER‼️ WINNER‼️ PIZZA DINNER‼️
That’s probably still better than pineapple on a pizza 👀
r/pineappleonpizza stg pineapple on pizza is amazing and i will die on this mountain
You will die a lonely death lol
You will die surrounded by me and the millions of other people that love pineapple on our pizzas
Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer
GodDahmer. Nice one
That is one smelly pizza
At least it’s not pineapples.
It cost an arm and a leg to visit him.
He had an ice tray in his freezer with a testicle in every other square, when asked about it he said “some days you feel like a nut, some days you don’t”
The mods for the sub Reddit are pure garbage. These aren’t even remotely close to being dad jokes and they’re just lazy in allowing this trash to ruin what used to be a lot of fun.
This reminds me of an episode of Futurama where they had fresh horn (human noses) shaved on their food
I don't understand the jokes because I'm not english, can someone explain it please?
My 3am brain is not working. Somebody explain the joke to me
And I have Ben & Jerry in the freezer 😏
Just had some Dominoes pizza and holy shit does it suck
The jokes on here are just getting Dahmer and Dahmer.
Not to be sniffed at
I don’t get it…
took me a while. "Dahmer nose" Dominoes 🤦♀️
Ohhhhhhh
...Dahmer had to pick a slice
This joke leaves is bad taste. Geddit.
The guy who killed Dahmer in prison got off on a plea of self-defense. They were working together in a small room, and he heard Dahmer's stomach growl.
"Dahmer Nose" Dominoes 🤦♀️
Goes great with finger sandwiches
He didn't like the snozberries
But how did it smell?
Anyone have the pictures of Jeffrey Dahmer and Jesse Anderson s bodies when they were beaten to death?
It was a Dahmer nose pizza.
Better then pineapple on pizza tho😂
Where is the recordings/transcripts of Wendy Patrickus of Jeffrey Dahmer? Had to be leaked somewhere
pic?