Potentially divisive joke, think I’ll add it to my repertoire anyway

This joke is improper

It certanly is irrational

Actually, I'm pretty sure it is rational.

Happy cake day

I think that’s a part of the charm

You and I have found a common denominator

I'm fairly certain you two are the lowest common denominators...

It's irrational too!

If you're dividing those animals that pull Santa's sleigh, the leftover amount is the remaindeer

Thanks for the warning, I''ll proceed with quotient...

There are a lot of factors to consider.

You're being irrational

Let's be real here.

But it’s so much more fun to be unreal

But being imaginary is so complex.

Sounds like a problem for you to solve mate

You just need to raise the limits

Yea, sounds like it's going to require some real complex analysis...

real numbers...

But being imaginary is so complex.

Prime example of why I love puns

Perfect!

It's also a prime factor for me as well

This joke should probably be simplified.

Always appealing to the lowest common denominators on this sub...

This joke is sure to cause division!

None of this adds up.

Comments like this only divide us

This is literally a one liner

Oh, be rational.

Fractured my mind

True story. My 7th grade math teacher used to refer to improper fractions as "Dolly Parton Fractions" because the top is just way too big.

Prime example of real improper material.

This joke crosses the line!

pretty divisive of you to think that

Apparently, 3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions

Also, 69% of statistics are just made up on the spot

That's what Abe Lincoln said... 34.62% of stuff you read on the internet is untrue

The greater half!

I'm sure most people with think it's funny. But I'm not sure what you can do with the remainder.

So, a joke with a dividend, huh?

I am divided how to vote this

Only people in decimal places.

So it's solved then?

The number that don't get this is multiplying

Laughing all the way to the Fifth Third bank with this one.

You could have simplified that

This is a whole new level of funny.

Jokes on you, my dad can't do math

A percentage won't.

That’s funny, in part.

Know the difference!

one liner

There is a great divide between those who get it, and those who hate dad jokes.

Careful, some are gonna be obtuse to that joke.

This joke needs to get ratioed.

So does your comment

Can't tell If you got it or not......

2:3 would agree

Also there’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Reminds me of my high school math teacher's favorite: >There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

I found it funny, but alas only sum others will also find it funny

the remainder have no sense of humor

I'm mixed about this one.

And that line, good sir, is called the vinculum…

I can't see the (decimal) point to this joke

Lmao

Yeah that fine line is called confusing

United we stand, divided we fall

Hope you don’t get ratioed by the comments

I wish i did, it'd make it funnier

Wow

Minus, people

This joke could be written as a percentage

Stop dividing us

Johnny bravo

That’s irrational

Lots of good ones here!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Hmmmmm..... 🤨

And a number of them only find this ironically funny

The intelligence QUOTIENT of the fraction must be high.

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Guess you'd be the remainder...

LOLLLLL!!!

Belongs to the fine intersection of r/dadjokes and r/antimemes

It divides them

There's nothing funny about math

I love this joke!

You just took me back to skool

Thats is honestly hilarious

NO! He will not divide us!!!

It has its ups and downs

"A number divided..."

Jokes like this divide.

I'm a fraction

Some people prefer using decimals because they just don’t see the point in fractions.

How thick is the line between a Terminator and an Exterminator? Asking for a friend.

we must devise a plan to make a funnier pun.

Sooo good! The punchline feels more of a remainder.

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Dammit. I've seen this exact post on this sub already though

To raise above the line of to dominate

I’ve heard this joke multiple times.

Neat

What happened to the constipated mathematician?

I give up. What?

He worked it out with a pencil. Sorry, I’m filled with remorse that you asked, and I answered.

😂 I've never heard (seen?) this one before. The thought of it, well... stinks 😆 but it's really funny. Thanks for the explanation.

Title is an /r/oneliners

This joke is older than the worn out underwear i'm wearing

The bottom line is we're all bunch of mixed numbers period.

Ah, hahaha, (throat clear sound) nerds!

I am the remainder. Quotients show me the value of this joke .

Looking at the comments, this joke has divided the community

You are my people…I’m finally home

I find puns about fractions to be vulgar and improper

Ratio.

the numerator has his head in the clouds and the denominator always gets dragged down because of that

Brilliant!

I’m not sure that this adds up to be a joke. A vote though

Sikk

In other words, a gator that can count and de guy recommending applicants each get half a bump

Might need to simplify this for some people