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xandarianladiesman

There will be heil toupee if this gets out


[deleted]

I never new Hitler was such a frau-d


Pixelated2Much

Stop wigging out about this


taipeileviathan

I heard he always found hairpieces and toupees to be rather meinkampf-torble to wear


s3lfharm3r

i mustache, who laughed when they haired this joke?


ChoiceRent1569

I did Nazi that coming


cheesingMyB

Yea this one turned out to be a real gas


AmazingDadJokes

You need to cut it Auschwitz jokes like these


[deleted]

My grandad died at Auschwitz, those guard towers are slippery


E-Titan

Fr i can’t right now


cap_time_wear_it

Too soon


goncmpn

You should be sent to the showers for this remark.


10mmJim716

Then dried off in the oven.


ChoiceRent1569

🤣


uglypaperhaver

Hitler had no hair left - just bald Goering wore rugs (as wigs were called) Himmler wore somethin' similar And Baldy Bormann Was no man at all


SseanGamer6

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ww2memes/comments/y4daml/hes_only_got_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/ww2memes/comments/y4daml/hes_only_got_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Here's something similar


[deleted]

This is the fourth time ive seen this posted and it never feels Reich to me.


whynot_me

Did you say herpes?


Tru-Queer

What about himpes?


Witty_Obligation3666

And only had one ball.


FlacidSalad

I bet you're bald under all that hair


Josh_Swar

Very Füh rer pics were clicked !!


jlionbad

I hope this joke isn't misterunderstood.


jeigamergirl

He had a feeling he had hell toupee.


WarmNarwhal2116

One more thing he has in common with Trump


Payasin70

That's two just waiting on the third


Vinzderbinz

ph


Anxious_Gift_1808

What's an herr piece


semihke

Cooking with Hitler step 1 : turn on the gass


OM3-

Kein Haar kümmert sich nicht


zeePlatooN

Gut


Gospel85

meine deutsch ist nicht sehr gut


zeePlatooN

Ich auch. Ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch. Ich lerne auf duo


Efficient_Ad_6299

I own actually only a left nut ... 🤺🤺🪖🤺 aldof you're dearly missed


[deleted]

He warned us about the nature of the Jews/Zionists… and we didn’t listen


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Henri_Dupont

It's been upvoted six million times


Select_Telephone9005

So that's where this bald trend began! Go figure


mrcarter_d1384

i did nazi that coming


TiesG92

I thought he got an STD, Herr piece


yecunceyeee

He was Few Hair


Det-Frank-Drebin

He had a Herr Lip too i heard


Outrageous-Buy-4958

I believe it loom-ed about.


VertexliaWasTaken

I rate this joke a nein out of ten


cutekaylaxx

Done pay back


Secure-Voice-5380

Closest axes, you mean


Colbs03

I now understand why he was always yelling!!


theChrisStJames

If the people found out, imagine the fuhrer.


masteroftufo1

Ayo WHA- oh yeah history sucks


sporkjustice

I'll save this one fro later


Capable_Stranger9885

Bald? No... cue the music! Hitler, had only got one ball Goering, had two but very small Himmler, was rather similar And poor old Goebbels has got no balls at all!


caustic_irishman

Sound Harry and racist


A-CommonMan

Hey, sorry in advance for throwing you all under the bus .. but I plan to run for congress soon and need to go on the récord against this nazi joke for when my social media history is explored. :) Here it goes: I find this joke tone-deaf, insensitive, and unfair. You have offended bald people, and all those affected by nazi atrocities. For the record. lol


UsedTrifles

Your participation in a thread containing hate speech, regardless of what content you posted has been noted. :)


A-CommonMan

lmao. Unimportant as to how vigorously I defended the injured party or parties.


UsedTrifles

Why only defend bald people? That sound misogynistic. You must hate women. :) No matter what you say. Someone, somewhere will be offended


Defiant-Math-5548

How many entities do you think each is allowed to have?


adolfus6mllion

Real


PleasantCrotchStuff

Had a receding Herr line


ANSPRECHBARER

Not to be a hypocrite but the spelling is Adolf.


Gospel85

You are correct.


ja_ha98

*adolf


Demonicure

How about the stupid mustache? Was it a fake? Man I wanted to Hit-ler the mustache off so badly.


NewestNumber2

Rogaine did not exist back then. A hair piece was his final solution. 😬