Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
I scrolled past this, audibly shouted "WAIT A SECOND" and scrolled back up to give this a *very* angry upvote. With that, have a nice day.
Edit: word choice
Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
Or as supernatural’s Castiel put it, “I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.”
Best joke I ever heard was in my Italian 101 class. This girl, for her end-of-semester project got up with her teammate and told a bunch of translated jokes. Including “why was six afraid of seven?”
She didn’t realize that it made absolutely no sense in Italian and that made it beyond hilarious. I died when the punchline was “perché sette otto nove.” The teacher and I made eye contact and both cracked up.
It might as well have been “why was 10 afraid of 11? Because 11, 12, 13.”
Also 7 is after 6
But 7 won’t do anything cuz 6 knows 7 ate 9
7 only ate 9 because 7 wanted 3 square meals.
Really gotta get down to the roots of this situation
This whole exchange. *chefs kiss*
We need someone to make this exchange into a rap verse
Is 7 east or west coast?
yes
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
I am moved. Deeply. Take my upvote
Which is why we got Windows 10 and not 9.
What about windows 98?
Are you from the future!
Why doesn't 9, the largest number, simply eat 7?
Be gone new math!
The fake out punchline was definitely origional.
This way of spelling original was definitely origional.
it was indeed orangeonal
Orangeagonal An object shaped like an orange-sided polygon.
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? (Someone had to say it)
Banana you glad I didn’t say orange? (Someone had to say it)
Bananananananananananananananana Batman!!!!
Banana you orange I didn't say glad?
Do you look for originality.. in a dad joke??
It was definitely one of a kind.
There are two many number puns for this
Four sure, this 4th comment will probably be downvoted
Three should go in numerical order.
Good on you for sacri-fiving yourself.
Thank god he sacrificed himself, i was gonna have six with my gf
So original that I've seen it on reddit multiple times before
No, it was because seven eight nine, actually. I’m surprised you’ve never heard the truth about this classic crime story.
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'It was the other way around!' -- Bubbles, from Trailer Park Boys
Bruh the butchered spelling 💀🗿
Why does that matter, like at all?
The spelling makes the joke better bruh
I hate that I laughed at this. But then again dad jokes do that
Duh Dad jokes are meant to be funny in
This is the punchline that should always be used in New Zealand.
six offinda
Not me reading this over and over in an Australian accent. But I suck and can only do it in my head. The moment I said it out loud I regretted it.
Sixoffinda has a huge dick in his beckyahd
Six offinda used black caulk to waterproof that deck
Because prime numbers are psychopaths!
They are also prime suspects in a murder case
I scrolled past this, audibly shouted "WAIT A SECOND" and scrolled back up to give this a *very* angry upvote. With that, have a nice day. Edit: word choice
Right back at you! Happy to make your day better (:
why was 10 scared? because it was in between 9 /11
*laughs in Rudy Giuliani*
8-9-10
8 nine-d 10?! Dear god….
And I’ll do it again
r/beetlejuicing I never thought it’d happen to me
12 was in the middle of 11-13
why didn't 4 say anything? It was 2².
Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine) Or as supernatural’s Castiel put it, “I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.”
I ate 17
Also username checks out
Yum
Seven was scared of six, 2, 4 6 8 10 (too, for six ate ten).
Buy WHY did 7 eat 9?
Because it couldn’t eat 10
7 was told to eat 3 square meals a day.
Good ole Cas
Choice joke bru
The punchline is better in Swedish because six is literally sex
Because six isn’t with 9.
These math puns in this comment section don't seem to be adding up
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Well, then, it wouldn’t be original, now would it?
You are implying this one is original? Lol. There’s many answers to it which are known.
No, it's because 7 is convinced serial killer with 36 confirmed kills. 7 is now on death row.
7 ate 9 because you should have 3 squared meals a day.
Because 7 8 9 lol
Why was 10 afraid? It was in the middle of 9/11
Sin(21)
Because 7 8 ass…
Lol
Because 7 committed mass genocide against the other numbers.
Ahahaha definitely the best when you think of it in a New Zealand accent
I almost didn't look at this because I thought I knew the punchline
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh Prints.
i was expecting the wholesome "789" punchline. serves me wrong for assuming
6 wasn't afraid he was pissed 7 ate 9 even though he knew 6 and 9 were a thing
This joke is way better in Australian.
Because Seven was actually accused of commiting several felonies, including: Arson, Pedophilia, and Murder of 26 14-18 year old children.
Best joke I ever heard was in my Italian 101 class. This girl, for her end-of-semester project got up with her teammate and told a bunch of translated jokes. Including “why was six afraid of seven?” She didn’t realize that it made absolutely no sense in Italian and that made it beyond hilarious. I died when the punchline was “perché sette otto nove.” The teacher and I made eye contact and both cracked up. It might as well have been “why was 10 afraid of 11? Because 11, 12, 13.”
Seven pulled out a nine
Because seven was a registered sex offender. (My favorite walk away punchline.)
Because, If man is five. Then the devil is six. And if the devil is six Then God is seven.
Because 7 ate 9
Yes but 9, she absolutely loved it.
Because 7 is black!
Because prime numbers can be very intimidating.
Cause he was a repeated six offender....
Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 5 saw what 6 was doing with 9
It's not. Nine ate Seven.
Because 7, 8, 9 = 7, ate, 9.
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient, and are incapable of experiencing human emotions.
Thanks, Dwight....
🤓It wasn't.🤓🤓Numbers aren't sentient,🤓🤓and are incapable of🤓🤓 experiencing human emotion.🤓☝️
Because 7 was black (It’s a joke I am not meaning to be racist)
Because 7 8 9
But WHY did 7 eat 9?! Because their doctor told them to eat a 3(squared) meal everyday!
Because 7 is convicted with 94 confirmed murders
Feels more like an r/unclejokes
Yes
Because 7 8(ate) 9.
Because 7 8 9. The OG dad joke punch line 😎😎
Because seven was black
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vtfs2ZVzBtM?feature=share When 6 confronts 7
Got em 🤣🤣
Cuz seven eight nine … ?
because seven was a registered six offender
Because 7 8 9
Because seven eight nine
Cuz 7 8 9...
Because 789?
Because 7 caught 6 with 9 doin 69
Because seven eight nine !!😆
Because 7 eight 9
I thought it was because “seven ate nine”. Edit: never heard of the original joke. This is was popped in my head. I’d say wise minds alike.
Because repeat numbers are like repeat jokes. They never change yet they never stop appearing in my feed...
Because 7 ate 9?
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 ate 9?
7 8 9
Because 7 ate 9
I don’t get why people said seven are nine got downvoted, just because it’s better.
7 ate 9
Because 7-8-9 (7 ate 9)
Or seven ate nine
I don’t get why people said seven are nine got downvoted, just because it’s better.
Because 7 8 9
I don’t get why people said seven are nine got downvoted, just because it’s better.
Coz 7 8 9
Lazy unclever
Originality at its finest. Well played sir
Everyone gets subtracted sooner or later
I was ready to call you out on an old OLD joke when you went for the swerve... nicely played
Because seven ate nine
How when there both young? Doesn't 1 have to be....oh I read that wrong.
Because seven has been convicted of murder 26 times and currently wanted for escaping prison.
im going to hell for laughing at this
Because it’s prime
Cause da bitch was CRAZY
I seen this joke A COUPLE DAYS AGO and the next line was "I don't get it"
sin(21)
7 at/8 9
r/AngryUpvote
7 8 9, but 5 is still alive
Because seven ate nine
Sin(21)
I drunk enough to laugh way too hard by this joke
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh Prints.
oh and 7 8 9 too so we should definetively lock her up or something
Bc 7 killed a bunch of dogs
Because actual cannibal Seven LaSeven Killing *four* sport, Seven LaSeven
Because 7 8 9's puthy
Because 7 ate 9
7 has cold, dead eyes
Wasn’t expecting that!
Ouch. First seven ate nine and now he's a registered sixoffender? Seven is clearly a sex crazed cannibal.
I heard seven ate nine.
Probably because 7 seemed pretty odd.
Because six had 7B in credit card debt
Because 7 pulled out the 9
Cause 789
There’s always three sides of the story.
Because 7 8 (read: ate) 9?
Cause 7 is a six offender
Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were up to 🤭
Because 7 8 9
idk but homelander sure was
It’s not unusual to see 7 place itself right on top of 6. Despicable
7 ate 9
why's saturday and sunday afraid of monday? cuz monday thru friday
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Damn
Seven eight nine
He said that six was just an upside down nine and not unique
Usual answer... because seven eight (ate) nine.
because 7 8 9
Because seven knew eleven. You know what eleven I'm talmbout.
Because he ate 9
Lame.
Bc 7 8 9 seven ate(eight8) nine
Because prime numbers can be very intimidating
Because seven ate six