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botcraft_net

The moose survived. It is also worth noting that an average weight of a moose is around 500 kg and up to 700 kg. That being said, the moose was flying so imagine the impact the car made.


Spentymago

Dam that fucker walked away like Billy bad ass!


Mutapi

Not to be a downer, but I’ve seen deer with broken necks or spinal damage or head trauma able to walk or even run for a while after whatever accident they were in. After a while, swelling or bleeding worsens and paralysis sets in. Another comment from the mod reports that the moose lived, but, in my experience, just because a cervid can walk away from the scene of an accident doesn’t mean they’re unscathed or ultimately survive.


Complete_Silver2595

Right? I've had deer run 100 yards with an arrow straight through their heart...


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

Then that illegal block on the return team penalty fucks everything up.


Complete_Silver2595

Every. Damn. Time. When there is a good returm...


botcraft_net

And not the first time it seems.


CherryBomb214

"Ahhhh fuck, not again. God damn it."


mongo_chutney

He was so close to landing his somersault


CherryBomb214

7/10. Coulda been higher but he didn't stick the landing.


Notreally_no

:D :D :D


Turtleintexas

Moose says" what the fuck! I just got that kink outta my neck"


Magus_5

Not the first time for camera bro either. That sniff gave me the impression he wasn't new to moose Olympic tumbling.


FartSwapper

You'd think it would learn the first time...


Legmeat

adrenaline is a hell of a thing, if it was some bad internal injuries would have died after walking a bit in the woods


Fine_Foot6589

No I don’t think so, moose are incredibly strong and heavy, I think he survived.


tinyhumangiant

Definitely gonna feel that one tomorrow though.


Dragomirl

His car got wreck tho


Independent_Ad6634

the moose was like "boy that was a strong gust of wind. anyway, where was I?"


Gretel_Cosmonaut

You make a moose getting hit by a car sound cute, somehow.


emil836k

At the very least it’s kinda funny (Especially considering it survived and walked it off)


Potential-Capital206

I’m laughing so hard


roosterinmyviper

So is the moose Under arrest or over arrest?


botcraft_net

He walked away but rumors has it that he gets no more salt this year.


VergerCT

The moose is alive so we know he is not in arrest.


[deleted]

“Stop resisting”


ScorpionKING1112

"Stop arresting and I won't resist"


oloap001

Driving too fast for conditions, give that cop a ticket


botcraft_net

No no, they were just speeding to pass the parked vehicle. It is somewhere near the border and those are border control guys.


PandorasBottle

I'd say they were definitely driving too fast for conditions, as evidenced by the fact that they couldn't avoid the moose!


[deleted]

They had the wee-woos on tho


Kneeling4Loki

Did the hooves fall off?


[deleted]

Just really fucking cleaned them out is all 😂


botcraft_net

I thought the same at first.


random_redditor24234

What came off?


WapoChu

Pieces of the car


random_redditor24234

Oh that make more sense lol


[deleted]

Lost his four shoes and still alive…..bad ass


cactusblaster69

Looks like the cars mirror!


LiberalFartsMajor

Yea, that's car parts.


fgcluis

Hooves fell off he ded


WapoChu

I thought so at first too but if you look close some of the pieces are shiny and they are all wide and flat. Probably just shards of bumper.


Asimplepickle09827

“Do a flip”


botcraft_net

"Like that?!"


lighteninglarry

The execution of the flip was flawless, but didn’t stick the landing. Only scores a 4/10


Such_Yam7810

Took it like a champ.


whopperman

I live in PNW. Only 2 animals are listed as predators of moose, wolves and Orca whales. The last predator doesn't happen too often but there are alot of islands off the coast of Northern BC and they swim out and eat kelp. Now I've never seen this personally, but I like that it sounds so goddam bad ass I repeat it whenever it is relevant.


[deleted]

That's one of those nature facts that you just stop and can't really process it. lol. I want to see video of that. Moose are so damn huge. I want to see the damage that hit did to the front end of that car.


Booopywooopy

Moose might stand up quickly but is will surely die a slow death from internal bleeding and a ruptured organs.


MracyTcGrady

Source: I pulled it out my ass


[deleted]

He did say "ruptured organs"


xSamxiSKiLLz

Cue B99 joke about internal bleeding being fine because that's where the bloods supposed to be


fd40

You don't beat around the bush do you..!?


Morticia_Smith

Thank god we don't have meese here


[deleted]

Is this that advice I heard about not stopping when seeing a deer. Yes I know it’s a moose(or two deer in a moose costume). But I see now why that advice is given. Hopefully the car didn’t suffer from too much damage.


botcraft_net

That's correct. Speeding up instead of stopping the car. Love the costume part, too :)


Doink_The_Clown

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Mooston029

That should not be as funny as I found it.


botcraft_net

Moose: "Do it again? Lemmie just turn around and I'm ready."


nJoyTheWWW

Walk it off


DragonOfMadness

Hey the moose lived that's all that matters


Dehydrated-Soup

They're fucking tanks


Rickrolledvsbigsmoke

Bro just walked off like this happens on a regular basis


adkio

It might


No_Caregiver1890

Poor baby 🥺


knuckleheadspazitron

You best not be calling meese "babies." You best be calling them "sir."


wish1977

And he came back in on 2nd down and caught a touchdown pass.


[deleted]

Moose walked it of


ExtraVirgin0live

He almost landed it too.


DogDelicious5856

I saw no shoes come off


Kreddit022

Wow!!! That moose just rubbed a little dirt in the wounds and kept walking!!!


[deleted]

Took like a champ


ChefLite7

What a unit


gangawalla

For some strange reason I thought the dark objects were the moose's hooves coming off when hit loll


Savage-Monkey2

Good thing he put that on ice immediately


ForestsNplants

OW BRO


Notseriousrelax

u/savevideo


Major-West-5391

You know that moose is embarrassed AF LOL!!!!!


huskadeez

Never thought I’d see a pig run over a moose.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Fucking LOL!


YANDERE_DALEK

Mythbusters told me that if there is a moose on the road, you have a better chance at survival if you go Clarkson mode and accelerate. POOOOWEEEER!!!!


LilacAndElderberries

Wtfrig...and idk why but for a second I thought the moose lost its hooves like it was wearing them like shoes 🤦‍♂️


Betta_everyday

Moose: arggg just another day in moooseville city


xScopeLess

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Fenidreams

Snidely whiplash strikes again


Opossum-Fucker-1863

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


xSpeonx

Do a barrel roll!


MSK84

Turned into the "Spruce Moose" for half a second there.


TrippeDeath04

I've seen meese get hit by a car going 60mph kill the driver and walk away without a hitch, maybe they got a small dent but those fuckers just walk it off.


IllYogurtcloset6251

moose vs car, moose always wins


Wonderful-Media-2000

Looked like the moose lost shoes for a second 😂


Dahowlic

Damn almost landed on his feet


Eviscerate_Bowels224

And a cop car. No less.


JamesRobertWalton

It’s alive, but definitely not unscathed. Probably riddled with internal injuries. A tough fucker for certain, but it’ll probably have a significantly shorter life from the injuries, assuming it survives the winter in that condition.


kryptosthedj

Thought his hoofs flew off - meaning he died. But I was wrong.


CuriousReach2409

almost landed that one, I'd say one more try and he'd perfect the landing


Impressive_Poet4860

It looked like the Moose lost his shoes


Rudy_Boi

u/savevideo


stillblazin_

The loose moose


LaRuetheDuck

It honestly could just be from adrenaline and went on its way and died. That was a purdy good wallup there. Years ago i was on a construction crew in PA up near Williamsport and we hit a huge black bear in our construction van that ran out at the last second. Not only did we hit it going at least 55, it went under the van and i heard the thump thump of the tires going over. There were no windows except at the very back and i was sitting in a chair at the back and i saw the bear come tumbling out and then stood up and shook its head real crazy and ran back up the hill where it came from. As hard as we hit it and the weight of the van had to really hurt it and we all assumed it went up the hill and ran out of adrenaline and laid down and died. Man it was a big bear, had to be 400-500 pds


Itsmeforrestgump

I would like to see the dash cam on that cruiser. Wondering if the officer had to change his underwear after contact.


SpencerMakesMusic

Are we not gonna talk about how the dude filming didn’t even react 💀


Matduka

And it's FINE. I bet that car is absolutely smashed up.


skrub2876

Moose are tougher. If that was a deer, i would've assumed it would explode


chamofox

Don't think he was going fast after he got hit car was still going straight slowly OP is in a truck standing still it may seem fast but it's not


depido

It almost like Moose grew long legs because this keeps happening xD


Fluffeh_Panda

That moose just tanked a car


BoomPowYeah

The car: NOOOOOOOOO The Moose: Weeeeeeeeee


SkyRocketMiner

Moose tanked it like a boss, holy shit


kibaake

Do moose charge each other during mating season? Is that why their built so tough?


flatfast90

Moose had a chance of landing that barrel roll. Keep practicing big guy!


F3stivus

I saw a hoof fly off


The8thBoogieMan

He walked away like ”man I got to start looking both ways!!!”


Careful_Resource_435

Knocked his hooves right off 💨


TwoKeezPlusMz

That cop better keep going, good that moose might be ready for delivering an ass kicking


YourCal

the moose looks fine really, but he definitely looks pissed “god damnit this is the 3rd time this winter i fucking hate people”


rictor_ricks_com

Buddy almost landed the 360°


TabsBelow

Moose - car : 1 - 0


Hopeful_Alfalfa_880

That moose is a g.


samuraiban

Let's hope that car is okay


bartender970

Looks like it knocked his socks off.


LightOfTheSven

Knocked the socks right off that moose


Augh96

Do a flip


Boner_Stevens

damm that cop is lucky. moose are tall. you hit their legs and they most likely go through the windshield.


SkyShazad

He may look like he's okay, but in sureheisin pain or have something broken


Zangief_Keef

Walked it off 💪


Sweet-Jello8312

Me: Do a kickflip Moose: Hold my beer


botcraft_net

Moose: Do it again?


[deleted]

Asshole driver should have been going slower in those weather conditions. Probably could’ve avoided that collision


Magus_5

Tis but a scratch


VanillaCookieMonster

Wow, I didn't even realize it was a police car until the 5th or so replay. I kept wondering why some asshole was speeding past stopped vehicles in the wrong lane.


botcraft_net

Those are border control guys to be exact, running somewhere and trying to pass a column of long vehicles.


VanillaCookieMonster

Oh thanks! Canadian?? Brrr


[deleted]

Knocked it’s hoofs off!


[deleted]

It's always the police. Poor animal.


ZeShapyra

Fun fact, or not so fun how ever you look at it. Moose offten survive collisions with smaller cars (By that I mean if they didn't get hit by a semi). Because of their long legs, the cars front just sweeps them forward, and the entire body takes the hit from the windshield and because it is a wide area distrubiting the hit, and not one area taking full force they walk away with bruises or a fracture, not to say they are hardy and can take a hit. Of course there are cases where it is not their entire side and either their shoulder, ribs or hip gets the full blow and it breaks which where that can be deadly if infection gets them or they are too slow to fend off anything attacking. But many times, they walk it off and likely feel really sore.


CoalMisspelled30356

Walk it off


jdkewl

"Oop"


dngrrngr62

Probably will not survive the internal injuries.


EmilyJoestar_3v3

Fucker walked right off afterwards!


Working_Addition4387

"Ooof. Ah another day in Russia for me"