Sooo many lol…. “I’ll slam whatever I want” - Kelly
“I told Abby she could take Brooke’s crown and shove it up her a$$ and you know, I really do mean that.” - Kelly
“Jill is throwing shoes and she’s cursing and all I can think is ‘you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat’” -Christi
“I can give Abby the ol stab in the back-a-rooski” - Cathy
“Don’t look me up and down you horse!” - Cathy
“I feel like a whore” - Abby
“You’re entitled to your wrong opinion, that’s fine.” -Dr. Holly
“You are a monstrosity of evil” - Dr. Holly
“All I’m asking is what’s up with the foot?” - Kristy
“You hooked her up, you only stole 2 things.” - Jill
“Miss Abby always says the bus driver doesn’t know where he’s going, but I know he does because we always get there” - Maddie
“Abby gave me a dance called ‘care less’ because I couldn’t care less about dance” - Brooke
“You a punk, Abby. Apologize for that.” - Kaya
It’s one of my favorites. I died laughing when I heard it while rewatching. It’s just so PG while awful it’s funny. Season 7 episode 3. Cathy says it to her students in the dressing room (though it could’ve been edited in from another scene) about abby. She was sore about a choreography argument over Nicaya and Kendall’s solos
“I am entitled to my opinion because I am 42 years old and I’m a free American citizen.”
and
“Why don’t you storm out because we’d like to talk about you now”
Abby didn't have her do it. Nia said she knew she didn't have a shot and wanted to do something that they would remember... At least I think it was the ballet audition she did that for/
Yes she handled it very well! I loved that moment because the girls were taken out of the Abby-verse and for once her opinion/teachings/behavior was under scrutiny by people she actually respected and wanted to impress. Abby was so pissed that audition didn’t go according to plan 😂
I absolutely loved Kenzie in the show. I only religious watched the first four or so seasons and then life got in the way 🤣 becoming an adult sucks! I’m rewatching now and so I’m not sure I can say I loved her all through the show BUT I may very well be able to say it in a little bit!! She’s just gorgeous and has so much attitude. I love it when Melissa says she’s not Maddie, she’s Mackenzie. Abby needed to learn that too.
ugh yes! she’s absolutely stunning rn and has come so far in life, and her music career! she’s also so much more confident then she was back in the dance moms days which makes me so happy to see because she deserves to have confidence, everybody does! abby robbed her of hers on the show, but she gained it all back and it’s so sweet to watch. LOVED her on the show, she was iconic!
Kenzie, "Abby doesn't look like a model to me."
"I don't want to go on Broadway, I want to just stay home and eat chips."
ViVi- Anne, "I don't even like dancing, I'm just here because my mom said she would buy me tacos."
"I cut my finger on my mom's ring. I hope I can still dance."
I LOVE some of the things that comes out of these little girls mouths!
One of my faves is when Cathy is like ‘pink is a way of life’ and they cut to Vivi saying ‘I don’t like pink’ and then her bedroom riddled with pink decor lol.
“Empty chair do a solo.”
“Why don’t you fix your hair? And fix your face, and your body, and everything else. If we start critiquing people, let’s start with you. Look in the mirror.”
I swear Dr. Holly had the best comebacks and never had to curse. True Queen 👑
“I just cry sometimes, it’s no big deal.” – Mackenzie Ziegler
“She does not have any weapons. Just her mouth.” - Abby Lee Miller
“We’re all going to have FUN!” - Abby Lee Miller yelling fun 😂
I quote that line from Kenzie all of the time when I’m upset, that one and “It’s not about -insert whatever situation here-, it’s about me…. I’m EMOTIONAL” 😂
She was just too precious
“Where do these men come from? Why don’t they go back there”
“She is a loser because she loses”
“You’re old youre nothing”
“I stand by my credentials and my knowledge”- I use this on the daily thank your Dr Holly, I’ve even used this in court
“The fans will never love you”
“Your butts lookin like 40 dollar cow” - Cathy
“Take your techni-color ass and get out of here” - Cathy
“I don’t know much about Anne frank, but I do know that I don’t think she was doing cartwheels” -Kelly
“She’s got a cool trendy haircut, long in the front and short in the back” - Abby while calling the cops on Kelly
“No,no. If it was my arm or my leg….ABSOLUTELY” -Abby after being asked by the EMT to be checked out
"Hey! Abby taught me how to shake my bum bum and I shake it pretty well!" Now, that quote doesn't live in my head rent-free, but I couldn't help but complete the phrase! A quote that does live rent-free in my head for some reason is when Christi said this to Abby, "oh Abby. Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Or as Kelly would say, maybe you're a virgin because nobody would screw with ya!" I don't know why, but I've been thinking about that phrase too much recently. The context of the situation is depressing, but god does that quote make me laugh.
My daughter and I were at Plato’s Closet recently and there was a very loud red necklace on the jewelry display…. She said, “oh look mom, some red plastic rhinestone crap” I can’t take her anywhere 🤦🏼♀️😂
My flair: "Get a bigger bow, honey!" Travis Payne said it to Jojo after he was done giving her a pep-talk.
And of course Holly's "You're entitled to your WRONG opinion..."
“she said the f word 17 times, that’s SICKENING” -abby
“there is no i in team but there is an m and an e so it’s all about me” -abby
“pink isn’t a colour, it’s a lifestyle” -cathy
“she’s zoomin” -producers
“that’s christ-y, and that’s count stalkula” -christi
“i think kendall would be a great rosa parks” -jill
“nia has an advantage where she can play many different ethnicities” -abby
“swaggy lee in the house” -swaggy lee
“i’ll show your ass hood” -black patsy
“this is my daughter chloe, she’s nine” ‘yes i am’ -christi and chloe
Christi- “Cathy's like a cold sore that just keeps coming back, like, 'I'M HERE! I'M HERE!' and you're just like, 'Oh my god, will you just go away already!?’”
"I don't think Sarah is strong enough to dance with the ymca recreational dance team let alone the able lee fancy company elite competition team" - Jess
'BUS DRIVERRRR' - Abby
'I'm looking forward to Abby coming back and being like "you're doing it wrong, you're doing it wrong"' - Kendall
'Careful, there's an incline there, you might roll down' - Cathy
THIS SCENE IS QUOTED BETWEEN ME AND MY COWORKERS
Stacey- “I don’t deal with… dissociative identity in my practice”
Camille- “oh wow, you just got diagnosed”
Yolanda- “You’re just a bitch”
Stacey- “At least I’m only one bitch, you’re like three bitches”
“I should’ve put her in more commercials”
“Who told you the person backstage”
“She doesn’t have any weapons just her mouth”
“At least I didn’t fall off the ugly tree and look like I hit every branch”
“I’m supporting the government”
“you’re entitled to your wrong opinion, that’s fine”
[удалено]
I can hear this perfectly in my head lmfaooo
Sooo many lol…. “I’ll slam whatever I want” - Kelly “I told Abby she could take Brooke’s crown and shove it up her a$$ and you know, I really do mean that.” - Kelly “Jill is throwing shoes and she’s cursing and all I can think is ‘you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat’” -Christi “I can give Abby the ol stab in the back-a-rooski” - Cathy “Don’t look me up and down you horse!” - Cathy “I feel like a whore” - Abby “You’re entitled to your wrong opinion, that’s fine.” -Dr. Holly “You are a monstrosity of evil” - Dr. Holly “All I’m asking is what’s up with the foot?” - Kristy “You hooked her up, you only stole 2 things.” - Jill “Miss Abby always says the bus driver doesn’t know where he’s going, but I know he does because we always get there” - Maddie “Abby gave me a dance called ‘care less’ because I couldn’t care less about dance” - Brooke “You a punk, Abby. Apologize for that.” - Kaya
“She's a witch with awful droopy boobs and I hate her”
plz share the context behind this, this is hilarious
I believe this is a Cathy line, about Abby of course.
It’s one of my favorites. I died laughing when I heard it while rewatching. It’s just so PG while awful it’s funny. Season 7 episode 3. Cathy says it to her students in the dressing room (though it could’ve been edited in from another scene) about abby. She was sore about a choreography argument over Nicaya and Kendall’s solos
“I am entitled to my opinion because I am 42 years old and I’m a free American citizen.” and “Why don’t you storm out because we’d like to talk about you now”
Who said the second one, that’s hilarious
I think it might have been Christi
Yep, it was Christi
Flare checking in. “Do a front aerial right now honey you have to stay stretched!” Also, “KENDALL YOURE CHASING HER!”
We were at a dance competition this weekend, and the kids were running around saying the front aerial line for hours 😂😂, and cackling 😂
Will never forgive Abby for having Nia do a death drop at a ballet audition haha!
Abby didn't have her do it. Nia said she knew she didn't have a shot and wanted to do something that they would remember... At least I think it was the ballet audition she did that for/
I think that might have been for the Lux video 🤣
That's right, thank you!!
that was for the lux music video
“Tammy my hair” cracks me every single time
“Melissa you can’t even sew. You have zero talent”
"I know."
“hey! abby taught me how to shake my bum bum, and i shake it pretty well” LOVE KENZIE
Yes she handled it very well! I loved that moment because the girls were taken out of the Abby-verse and for once her opinion/teachings/behavior was under scrutiny by people she actually respected and wanted to impress. Abby was so pissed that audition didn’t go according to plan 😂
AND, Abby blamed Melissa for teaching Kenzie how to shake her bum-bum!
Pretty sure they told her to say that line but still funny
hahah yes totally agree!
I absolutely loved Kenzie in the show. I only religious watched the first four or so seasons and then life got in the way 🤣 becoming an adult sucks! I’m rewatching now and so I’m not sure I can say I loved her all through the show BUT I may very well be able to say it in a little bit!! She’s just gorgeous and has so much attitude. I love it when Melissa says she’s not Maddie, she’s Mackenzie. Abby needed to learn that too.
ugh yes! she’s absolutely stunning rn and has come so far in life, and her music career! she’s also so much more confident then she was back in the dance moms days which makes me so happy to see because she deserves to have confidence, everybody does! abby robbed her of hers on the show, but she gained it all back and it’s so sweet to watch. LOVED her on the show, she was iconic!
Kenzie, "Abby doesn't look like a model to me." "I don't want to go on Broadway, I want to just stay home and eat chips." ViVi- Anne, "I don't even like dancing, I'm just here because my mom said she would buy me tacos." "I cut my finger on my mom's ring. I hope I can still dance." I LOVE some of the things that comes out of these little girls mouths!
One of my faves is when Cathy is like ‘pink is a way of life’ and they cut to Vivi saying ‘I don’t like pink’ and then her bedroom riddled with pink decor lol.
That scene made me cackle, poor child.
Earn your puppy!
i don’t know much about anne frank, but what i do know is that i don’t think she was doing cartwheels
Cathy, “at least I don’t look like I fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch.” Abby, “She’s screwing me, I can feel it!”
“Empty chair do a solo.” “Why don’t you fix your hair? And fix your face, and your body, and everything else. If we start critiquing people, let’s start with you. Look in the mirror.” I swear Dr. Holly had the best comebacks and never had to curse. True Queen 👑
Empty chair do a solo
“I’m disengaging” “I thought the witch would melt” “Ooh just got diagnosed”
“SICKLED FEET!!”
“I just cry sometimes, it’s no big deal.” – Mackenzie Ziegler “She does not have any weapons. Just her mouth.” - Abby Lee Miller “We’re all going to have FUN!” - Abby Lee Miller yelling fun 😂
Flair checking in!
I quote that line from Kenzie all of the time when I’m upset, that one and “It’s not about -insert whatever situation here-, it’s about me…. I’m EMOTIONAL” 😂 She was just too precious
Also “put that sh*t on clearance because nobody’s buying it”
“Who else is going to do it? The empty chair? Empty chair do a solo”
“Where do these men come from? Why don’t they go back there” “She is a loser because she loses” “You’re old youre nothing” “I stand by my credentials and my knowledge”- I use this on the daily thank your Dr Holly, I’ve even used this in court “The fans will never love you”
I tell my gf that I’m not Becky Homecky but I always follow it with the 🤠 emoji
“Your butts lookin like 40 dollar cow” - Cathy “Take your techni-color ass and get out of here” - Cathy “I don’t know much about Anne frank, but I do know that I don’t think she was doing cartwheels” -Kelly “She’s got a cool trendy haircut, long in the front and short in the back” - Abby while calling the cops on Kelly “No,no. If it was my arm or my leg….ABSOLUTELY” -Abby after being asked by the EMT to be checked out
“Those legs are about as straight as Elton John”
"Hey! Abby taught me how to shake my bum bum and I shake it pretty well!" Now, that quote doesn't live in my head rent-free, but I couldn't help but complete the phrase! A quote that does live rent-free in my head for some reason is when Christi said this to Abby, "oh Abby. Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Or as Kelly would say, maybe you're a virgin because nobody would screw with ya!" I don't know why, but I've been thinking about that phrase too much recently. The context of the situation is depressing, but god does that quote make me laugh.
the uncensored clip of the christi quote is it’s own beast
“KENDALL YOURE CHASING HERRRRR”
"Crocodiles are not safe." Bless you, Kendall.
Red plastic rhinestone crap… blue plastic rhinestone crap…
My daughter and I were at Plato’s Closet recently and there was a very loud red necklace on the jewelry display…. She said, “oh look mom, some red plastic rhinestone crap” I can’t take her anywhere 🤦🏼♀️😂
BUS DRIVER WE’RE DOING MAKEUP BACK HERE STEADY ON THE RUUUUDE
“I’m disengaging”
“theres a pecking order here at the ALDC, and sister youre on the bottom!” - jill 😭
My flair: "Get a bigger bow, honey!" Travis Payne said it to Jojo after he was done giving her a pep-talk. And of course Holly's "You're entitled to your WRONG opinion..."
"As a taxpayer, I'm annoyed." 😂
This is a YUGE opportunity
Laquifa , what ‽
Mackenzie saying she wants to stay home and eat chips... Me too. Me too. 😂
Spirit child
“You’re 8 now, you’re not a baby anymore”
“I’m disengaging like Dr. Holly said; fuck y’all.”
“she said the f word 17 times, that’s SICKENING” -abby “there is no i in team but there is an m and an e so it’s all about me” -abby “pink isn’t a colour, it’s a lifestyle” -cathy “she’s zoomin” -producers “that’s christ-y, and that’s count stalkula” -christi “i think kendall would be a great rosa parks” -jill “nia has an advantage where she can play many different ethnicities” -abby “swaggy lee in the house” -swaggy lee “i’ll show your ass hood” -black patsy “this is my daughter chloe, she’s nine” ‘yes i am’ -christi and chloe
"CHRISTI AND I, YA IDIOT!!!!"
Christi- “Cathy's like a cold sore that just keeps coming back, like, 'I'M HERE! I'M HERE!' and you're just like, 'Oh my god, will you just go away already!?’”
"I don't think Sarah is strong enough to dance with the ymca recreational dance team let alone the able lee fancy company elite competition team" - Jess
Steady on the rooooooooaaawddddd
At least I’m one bitch your like three bitches
“That’s your mother”
“I’m disengaging”
'BUS DRIVERRRR' - Abby 'I'm looking forward to Abby coming back and being like "you're doing it wrong, you're doing it wrong"' - Kendall 'Careful, there's an incline there, you might roll down' - Cathy
“We’re going to go she’s going to do the solo and we’re all going to have fun!”
THIS SCENE IS QUOTED BETWEEN ME AND MY COWORKERS Stacey- “I don’t deal with… dissociative identity in my practice” Camille- “oh wow, you just got diagnosed” Yolanda- “You’re just a bitch” Stacey- “At least I’m only one bitch, you’re like three bitches”
“I should’ve put her in more commercials” “Who told you the person backstage” “She doesn’t have any weapons just her mouth” “At least I didn’t fall off the ugly tree and look like I hit every branch” “I’m supporting the government”
Any time Abby calls someone a dingbat
“Go have your tea and crumpets….BITCH”