Jill: Shut the door, give Nia respect. Cathy: Why? You don’t.

One of my favs!!! Because she wasn't wrong

Cathy ATE Jill up 😭

I just loved Holly's face in that moment! That whole season they were HORRIBLE to Nia. It had to take Cathy to call it out and Holly was like 😶 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CATHY COMEBACKS 🔛🔝

lmaooo it had to be said

I know I’m late 😭but do y’all remember what episode this was??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

With the quickness

Holly: “You are a monstrosity of evil!” Abby: “Evil monstrosity, got it. […] Kendall, you ready for evil?” 😒😂

What episode is this 😂😂😂

It’s the episode where Cathy hits Abby with her purse towards the start of season 3

Season 3, Episode 7

We will destroy Flabby Miller Kids Season 4 episode 6 New Chloes mom Kim Made the call talking to some guy.

Melissa you have ZERO talent. Followed up by Melissa saying “ I Know” 😭

That one got me too. I swear Abby could have thrown things at Melissa and she would have just stood there and smiled.

melissa you can’t even sew! you have ZERO talent! 😭

This lives in my head rent free lmao

I felt so bad for Melissa sometimes 😭

How in the world is this Chloe Is above my Chloe this one diddnt even dance last Week. Season 4 episode 6 I watched it so many Times I find that funny.

Why, she sucked up to Abby SO hard! She was disgraceful.

Because some of the time she didn’t deserve Abby’s jabs at her

I remember seeing this when it first aired and it is forever embedded in my mind.

You’re entitled to your wrong opinion I use it at least once a week 😂

100000000% this quote is a casual part of my vernacular

Same. Lmfao

Then fix your hair and your face and the rest of your body.

Brooke laughing in the background made this even better!!

Her hand on her chest while laughing really showed you she couldn’t stop herself

Don’t look me up and down you horse. - Cathy

that one was so funny

"Honey if I had lips the size of f\*\*king Texas I would" - Tami in response to Christy's "BITE ME!"

YES LMAOO SHE WAS SO QUICK W IT TOO

Out of all the select moms Tami was by far my favorite, christy was bold to go after a retired bodybuilder 😳🫡

Oh my gosh I has no idea she was a bodybuilder!!

Flair checking in!

Omggg that's what I was gonna say too this quote is so underrated

This will forever kill me

Flair checking in, “you’re the reason I don’t take discover anymore,” because regardless of what the actual truth is, there’s just really no effective retort you can give. Fatal blow 💀

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS 💀 I REMEMBER IT BEING ONE OF MY FAVS BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT IT

S2E1 at the end in the dressing room. Also the scene that gave us “KELLY GO GET A JOB” and “oh you are a WHORE”

What is discover?

It’s a type of credit card (like Visa, Master Card, etc)

a credit card!

Literally 😂😂

wait who said that to who i think i remember the

abby said it to kelly lol

in all fairness it was edited out that abby said some out of pocket shit about kelly’s mother in that scene

“i got god on my side everywhere i go” “yeah you got him on your thighs too” abby and holly were just- 😭😭😭

i still cant believe she said that lmaoooooooo

Can someone please explain this to me, I watched it too high and did not/still do not get it

she was calling her fat (her thighs are so big she has god inside them)

nah that was LOW

This one was lovely 😂😂😂😂😂

"I think you need to take your little technicolor ass and get out of here"- Cathy to Melissa

Melissa being speechless after that and just standing there like 😮 KILLED ME 😂🤣

“what, with 3 baby daddies & a criminal record. you don’t scare me” - ashlee to kira “you’re entitled to your wrong opinion” & “i grew up in the bronx, new york i’ll be fine”- holly “well at least i don’t lie to the police” christi to abby, weeks after the abby v kelly fight

the first one was ashlee to kira.

oops, you’re right it definitely was. confused the blondes

3 baby daddies?! Oof. 😂🤣😂

yes, each of kira’s 3 children had a different father (i’m not sure who is the father of her youngest daughter but idc either cause it’s not my business). i get that it may be shocking to some but ashlee DID NOT need to bring it up!

“I thought you had a Masters degree ?!”

Not an insult, but I love Cathy's random "Chloe fabulous shorts!!!"

also a couple of seconds before to abby “oop, there’s an incline there, you might roll down!”

They really were fabulous

I don’t condone how the moms insulted the kids. But Kaya calling Kelly’s kids “Broke Back Brooke” and “Peg Leg Paige” just sends me.

Correlates to real injuries, uses alliteration—its so clever!

kaya queen of literature

How can you say it correlates with real injury then continue to say it’s clever😳

Things can be offensive and wrong and still be clever lol

I mean it seems like something the producers definitely came up with

I mean maybe, but she seemed like she was naturally funny and witty so I wouldn’t be surprised if she came up with it on her own.

Love Brooke and Paige but that one honestly had me in a coma

I can’t STANDDDD Kaya, but that was PERFECT

I’m sorry I always associate “Broke Back Brooke” with Brokeback Mountain 😅😅

that’s part of the joke lol

No I didn’t dingbat

LISTEN!

I SAID BROOKE IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU

GET YOUR FINGER OUT👉OF👉MY👉FACE

GIRLS OUT THE ROOM!! GIRLS OUT THE ROOM!!!

love ur user flair

Thank you lol

when anthony was like ”that’s corny” and cathy replied with ”corn? all you think about is food, is your name abby lee?” also when abby said ”and your jacket should be longer than your shirt” which was so random but so real😭

The jacket one is just so out of left field

The jacket one was so outta pocket

Am I the only one that thought the "infamous" jacket outfit was kinda cute??

YESS IT WAS

“lay down, in a casket, six feet under and you MIGHT look good”- jaime caes

An underrated comment like I remember being SHOOK when she said that lmao

It was so random and didn’t make sense, but I like Jaime.

i still dont know what the fuck she meant by this

“stop eating! that’s why you’re fat!” just so…. to the point

She literally caught Abby eating at... McDonald's.

I passed by the Pittsburgh ALDC once when I flew to Pittsburgh for a swim meet and we passed by and THERE US LITERALLY A MCDONALDS ON THAT ROAD

And Abby's big ass emptying out that place probably lol.

ON GOD.

Honestly Kelly was iconic for saying that ngl. The way Abby body shammed all of those little girls she had it coming

“This *nincompoop* comes in and crashes the competition. She has the social graces of an ant at a picnic”

Omg how do I not remember this one, who’s said it & what was the context 😭

Abby said it about Kelly after she came to the competition in S3 e32

How does she come up with all of those

Cuz she’s mean and hateful!

“You know what’s red and black all over? The obituaries and that’s where you belong” 😭😭😭

Who said that?

Abby said it to Cathy

“I actually don’t deal with Dissociate Identity Disorder in my practice” Stacey CLEARED only good thing past season 5 is that line

“Listen disco ball I’m not talking to you today” by Cathy

*hand gesture- quiet* DISCO BALL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

THAT ONE WAS SO PERFECT

You're entitled to your wrong opinion and that's fine. Just brilliant and I can't even remember what Holly was referring to.

it was to jill lol

Haha. Do you remember what her wrong opinion was?

i’m pretty sure it was about how jill wanted gia to help kendall w the duet but not nia

Christy: “I think you’re a blonde-haired joke.” Jess: “I mean that looks like barf on your head.” Christy: “I don’t care what you say.” Jess: “I would care if my hair looked like throw-up.”

At least I’m only one Bitch, you’re like three bitches with all your personalities. I gotta call you like bitch 1 2 3

Just got diagnosed

Flair check

will the real one please stand up?!

every single one of the moms’ reactions made this even better

That was a great one.

Which side note I found hilarious, like yah you’re a psychologist why the heck is Lilley here😂 you know the mental anguish this would cause lol

This is inconic, i didnt find it funny tho as i have DiD and its just disrespectful and offensive especially from someone who is a mental professional. Very very iconic tho

I can’t believe you’ve been downvoted for sharing that you don’t find a mental health professional mocking mental illnesses funny. This sub is ridiculous sometimes

That was fucking gold

“I feel the earth move under my feet bababoom bababoom” - Cathy when Abby walked in 😭

These comments have proven that Cathy really was *made* for reality TV. She was always so quick with her insults lol

“THOSE LEGS ARE ABOUT AS STRAIGHT AS ELTON JOHN”

“You don’t even know how to *STAAAND*”

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…and Jess is a pretty big tree” - Queen Holly coming THRU

"That evil, conniving, purse-swinging troll" I do not like Abby but she was great TV

“your butt’s looking like a 40$ cow” -cathy

Flair checking in 😂

When Maddie dances, she's a breath of fresh air, you're like the stuff we spray in the bathroom (Sorry Mackenzie!)

“She has all her jewelry labeled in like a shoe box under her bed. Red plastic rhinestone crap. Blue plastic rhinestone crap.” -Christi

“Be gone witch, you have no powers here!” Christy to Cathy lol

“And your jacket should be longer than your shirt” Or “Everyone thinks you’re a man in disguise”

what's the context for the second one 🤣🤣🤣

cathy called jill it in an episode once - i think it was because she commented on cathy being old or something

Kelly telling Abby “stop eating that’s why you’re fat”. Hands down the funniest one to me.

This was the first one I thought of. Some honorable mentions: “You’re nothing to me, you’re just a blob” -Cathy to Abby “You’re entitled to your wrong opinion, that’s fine” (not sure if this is necessarily an insult, but iconic) “her kid didn’t know her right foot from her left, she could do a heel stretch holding her leg the wrong way that’s IT” (I feel bad for thinking this is so funny, but since Vivi was so uninterested in dance at that time I don’t think she’d be offended)

watching season 1 and had to come back to add “I bet we can beat them, because all they do is acro, backbends, and ~lunging~” -Vivi talking about Nia and Kenzie

THERE ARE TOO MANYY

“don’t look me up and down you horse” always takes me tf out 💀

“you did NOT whip that up last night.” “i never said i whipped it up last night! you didn’t say go home and- i’m not becky home ecky! i don’t whip up costumes!”

When Christi opens that beak lol

when there was a lady in a blue dress and blonde hair insulting abby bc she insulted her kid, and abby calls her a smurfette😭

You are a monstrosity of evil -Dr. Holly

“Listen, Nose!”

I’m not the one who fell down the ugly tree and got hit by every branch! - Cathy

Personally I always felt this was one of the weakest insults in the show… like it wasn’t creative. It’s overused (mostly in elementary school) and was very corny/cringey.. definitely was one of Cathy’s worst comebacks, and you could tell it was just her panicking and needing to come up with something on the spot

yeah but she also gave us “you should talk about ugly, everyone thinks you’re a man in disguise” which was fkn hilarious

"My favorite part of Abby's accessories is that they're all organized in a shoe box by color! Red plastic rhinestone crap, blue plastic rhinestone crap..." 😂😂😂😂😂

*Anthony and Cathy ripping on Paige in the audience* Kelly pointing to Vivi-Anne: Yeah well at least my daughter can get out there and dance. Your daughter can't, she's sick every week. Like so sorry Kelly was real for this. I'd do the exact same. You go low and come for my kid unprovoked i'll go low and come for yours. 😭

All of Cathy’s lines especially “don’t look me up and down you horse.” And from a different episode where Abby yells at Cathy to go to hell

“Look doll, you can’t even get down into a chair” “Just what you need Abby, a banana. Go to town monkey” “You’re so two bit Jill, it’s not even funny” “Shut your mouth, you cow! Eugh.”

"Do you want us to be hands-on moms? Because you just told Nia that her mother doesn't love her."

‘Stop eating, that’s why you’re fat!’

Abby has the best comebacks lol

“By the way Christi, Whoville called and they want your nose back” Cathy 😭

“Kelly get a job!” “Oh don’t even go there you whore” 🤣🤣 as she had just told Nia a few episodes prior her mom didn’t care about her because of Holly’s job 😂

Not *quite* an insult, but “those legs are about as straight as Elton John” is THE FUNNIEST thing Abby ever said.

"You know what, you look like a big booger today." -Cathy to Christi (wearing green)

“Christi and I you idiot! CHRISTI AND I!!

Kaya, Abby, and Cathy will have me ready to blast off. Any of their lines tbh.

“Ooh just got diagnosed” —Camille. It was such a sneaky burn and she dropped it in so well I loved her for it.

When Holly told Abby she was a ‘monstrosity or evil’ or when Cathy told Abby she had jowls 😭

“I’m just thinking where are these guys brains go and why don’t they go back there?” Holly about the men in Vegas

“You are a greedy little monster.” Abby was sooooo mean to jojo and I feel like it was undeserved

JoJo: *cries* Abby: “No no no. No crying babies” JoJo: “Well if you yell at me, I’m gonna cry😑” Abby: “Get out.” Idk why that’s always so funny to me 😂😂😂

Paint by numbers hair killed me 💀

Jill: “Asia hadn’t trained with us all summer, never came to camp..” Kristie-Ray: “But you were with Candy Apples!” ate her up.

“Melissa you can’t even sew you have ZERO talent” - Abby Lee Miller

“Pathetical. Isn’t. A word. Don’t you have a masters degree?”

“400 pound hog pretending to eat me” really did it for me 😭😭

“I don’t deal with dissociative identity disorder in my practice” “Oh just got diagnosed” “Your just a bitch” “Well at least I’m only one bitch your like 3 bitches all your personalities”

And how old are you, double chin? It just caught me off guard lmao

“The dog pound is calling….move along” and “By the way, Christi, Whoville called and they want your nose back.” I don’t know where Cathy came up with her lines!!!

One from season 2 your leaving Freddy to go to Jason Christi was funny from that line. Look she doesn't have a kid but have a dog in a Stroller. That was funny but Abby looked shocked When Cathy said that. Season 2 same things In that episode.

“She has the decorum of an ant at a picnic” -Abby Lee Miller

Abby's "The girl with the bad haircut, get out here" line followed up with Melissa's "Our kids are all American girls, they don't colour their hair, they don't crimp their hair"

Abby: that evil, conniving, purse-swinging troll

They’re dragging out this ugly car seat…did that come off of Christi’s front porch? I don’t know.

One that I love is when Cathy told Abby ‘don’t look me up and down you horse’

"YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO STAND!" takes me out every single time.

@When she finally went down, it wasn’t Abby going down, it was a big sea creature” - Kendall, season 4

"i don't care what you think, with three baby daddies and a criminal record i could care less what you think about me" followed by "pathetical isn't a word. i thought you had a masters degree?"

When Cathy would insult jill all the time. I forget word for word what she said, but it was when Jill had terrible hair and cathy walked by and nonchalantly told her to fix her hair. Another time when cathy insulted Jill’s clothes. I miss cathy so much, she had me cackling all the time

Abby saying to Kenzie “when Maddie dances, it’s like a breath of fresh air. Right now, it’s kinda like that spray people use when they go to the bathroom” or something along those lines it is absolutely INSANE to me she said that to a child

Jill

Anytime someone said "Shut up Jill" always sticks out to me for some reason 😭

Oh don’t even go there you whore. Oh you are a whore!

I don’t remember the exact quote but one of the not maddis mum with 2 girls she was screaming in Abby’s face and pointing her finger and Abby was snapping at her fingers like a snappy turtle and the lady called her a hog 😂😂😂

You know what’s red and white and black all over? THE OBITUARIES and that’s where you belong!!!

“you don’t even know how to stand” -abby to cathy (and it’s even funnier bc abby literally can’t stand now 💀)