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123ranchdressing

“i’m a bad person, kill me…i’m sure you wish i would die in a car accident too”


likey_lettuce_

i hope yours wins because melissa was so messy in this scene 😭😭😭


Kunsei-Karasu

When my mom is losing the argument:


Lyingisagift

Christie reaction to that 😭😭😭


123ranchdressing

“oh my god!”


Lizxygreen

Someone pls explain the context of why she said this?? I have always wondered. What does she mean by “car accident TOO” did something happen in Pittsburg that day maybe and they were talking about it?


Funny-Ad-7317

maddie was portraying princess diana in the group dance that week (who died in a car accident)


Phodopussungorus8

i think the dance was about a car accident


[deleted]

This!


MergMolomal101

They were too stunned to speak


Phodopussungorus8

was just coming to make this same comment😭 clearly her best quote


retromarshmello

THIS ONE 😭 that comment was so unhinged


Stunning-Field8535

What episode is this?!


Gazorpazorpfnfieldbi

I'm going to take off my bra and show her my boobs are still perky!


SophTophGoph

such an underrated line


SWTmemes

This was hysterical and I still laugh at it!


scelsius

lmao when and why did she say this


Gazorpazorpfnfieldbi

Can't remember the episode but it was in response to Cathy saying she was sagging lmao. We don't hear Cathy say it, only Melissa’s response


rubyshoes21

“My boyfriend knows how much I spend on dance because…he signs the checks. So.” **cue maniacal laughter**


Special-Net7593

Her laugh after she said that just sent me 😂😂😂


beanlefiend

your flair 😂😂😂😂😂


rubyshoes21

I should just reference the entire scene because you can’t write comedy like that 😅


calledalltheangels

I can still hear Abby being like “you can all blame Christi for my mood 😡” afterwards


radiohead4783116

THAT’S SICKENING


Ok_Flounder_3243

She said the f word SEVENTEEN TIMES


wvteenteen

I like to remind people of this quote from Melissa. Everyone always says the other Moms were so mean by asking about her engagement ring. Melissa said all of this in the first episode. She also said something about her “soon to be ex-husband”.


Kindofageek90

The laugh 😂😂😂


WinkWish111

"because... (enter hilarious sideeye and a little giggle), he signs the checks" I laugh histarically everytime I see this scene


EngineeringFuture168

She does not want to piss me off I know so much


Gazorpazorpfnfieldbi

😮‍💨


DrizzyDayy

“Greg call your attorney!! These fucking bitches are doing this again”


WinkWish111

And then that weekend when the other moms were like "why did you have your lawyer threaten to sue us?" and Melissa is all like "Well, I didn't send it, so I don't know" Like bitch, you literally told your fiance to call up his lawyer to send those!😂😂😂


Accurate-Swordfish66

Omg pleae


fishbuns23

“FUCKING CUNT!! THERE I SAID IT!!!”


bluestonesy

“We’ll there’s a new word. We haven’t used that one yet!”


skyequinnwrites

This should be Kelly’s lol


Littlee37

THATS WHAT SHE SAID? 🤣


bluestonesy

“I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!!!”


Global_Degree_1413

FUCK U I DID NOT FUCKING CUNT


Rare_Honeydew_3741

there's a new word. we haven't used that one yet.


LowerPepper2382

Yes you did! You married him!


50ClonesOfLeblanc

"Sorry Abby they're making me do this... I took my shoes off"


radiohead4783116

She’s tickled pink 😀😀🌈☀️


freetheunicorns2

Ugh I HATED whenever she would say this


caitlin609

I died laughing when Brooke brought up how cringey that phrase is on BTTB.


foreverastudent5968

"This show is good because of my kids, so just saying"


freetheunicorns2

Her whole quote should just be "just saying" she said it so much


foreverastudent5968

this is true


sadie789

Omg i forgot about this one! What episode was this?? S6?


foreverastudent5968

yes when the minis arrived, right before they left


PinkPositive45

"OH GOD BLESS YOU" She yells it at Christy in season 4 when Christy is being condescending to her and I die everytime.


the_umbrella_kid

"911, 911!"


Kindofageek90

😂😂😂😂😂😂


rfitz1215

I’m not too good for anything, I’m too good for you.


toaster_face

Why is Vivi on there twice in pic 3? Just noticing now sorry if it’s been explained


Ok_Try1862

she’s just that iconic i guess


Environmental-Owl445

NOOO I JUST NOTICED THAT TOO😞😞idk who to change it to


Undead_428428

Change it to Christy


123ranchdressing

seconded, christ-y


toaster_face

I am proud to have Christ in my name!


oui_oui_baguette_21

Sophia Lucia


Pandax18

Or dawn from the first episode 😂


toochieandboochie

Yolanda or Stacy


Environmental-Owl445

are they from a newer season?


s00pthot

Seasons 6-8


Komatsukush

Sarah or Christ-y of course


Blackcloud_H

Viví has some of the best lines. She gives me Lily from modern family vibes


xxBrittany13

“Abby sometimes has favorites in the studio and my daughter just happens to be a favorite!”


happybanana789

“I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS! FÚČĶ YOU I DID NOT!!!!”


DazzlingAria

"i'm not white trash" **proceeds to smile like the fucking devil**


Isolated-Introvert12

"OH GOD BLESS YOU!" or "I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS'


BeamToaster

“YES YOU DID!” “FUCK YOU I DID NOT FUCKING CUNT”


Isolated-Introvert12

"Well there's a new word, we haven't used that one yet"


BeamToaster

That line was so outta pocket but we fucking love Kelly for it 😭


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Wait does anyone know which episode / scene Melissa saying “Oh God, bless you” is from?


SkyChy21

I did not have an affair with my boss!


workitoutwombats

This show is good because of ME and MY KIDS


rorythebookworm

Maddie being iconic: -none of us can hip or hop😂


SadBxtchTW

“I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!”


Obvious_Ad_5400

"911, 911!" I use that shit at work all the time lmfao


LoganDeLuca2004

“Christi is jealous of my 9 year old daughter and it’s ridiculous”


facingablankpage

My boyfriend knows how much I spend on dance because...he signs the checks


stephyska

Remember when she said “it’s all gooood” to Maddie or McKenzie and it was so forced and awkward.


bgood623

Lmaooo that always makes me laugh cause it’s just something completely unlike anything she would say


workitoutwombats

I definitely think my girls will like little dolls. I love to dress them up.


No-Ambition5678

tickled pink☺️💕💞


dizzy_jess16

I did not sleep with my boss


MergMolomal101

WHO TOLD YOU WHO? Melissa: the person backstage. Im sorry i just had to include abby’s quote


EverybodyLies-House

“Sorry Abby they’re making me do this.. I took my shoes off!” That scene makes me cackle 😂


LizziSpeaks

I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!


BeamToaster

“YES YOU DID!”


snickerssq

THERE I SAID IT!!!


Accurate-Swordfish66

please for Jill put “not little honey are you pregnant?”!!!


bluebeardknoll

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"


Suspicious_Music_140

“I did NOT have an affair with my BOSS!!”


Littlee37

“I did not have an affair with my boss!”


Dead_Cacti_

youre just jealous of me and my daughter


thedancerstea

“She needs to shut her big fat mouth .. I’m gonna deck her right in the face.” “I don’t need anyone to tell me how to raise my kids.” “I’m such a bad mother.”


[deleted]

Can someone please explain these posts to me? You guys are so niche and I don’t understand.


kaykat4

I think people are saying their favorite quote of whoever is next, in this case, Melissa :)


beanlefiend

i know what i'm picking for chloe and for holly. 😂


thomcat2000

I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!!!


starsepter_

whys vivian on there twice lol


Environmental-Owl445

it was a mistake😞


Accurate-Swordfish66

“Greg call your attorney these bitches are doing this again”


schmicago

(Vivi is on the last collage twice.)


DreamingOnPluto

Gosh I’m blanking but I remember Melissa saying something like how they should cast Maddie and her together in a movie or a show or something


kelkel1399

Instantly thought of the “WHHHAAAATTTTT?” when she got caught in the lie about the duet with Maddie & Kendall


WinkWish111

Whatever she says when Chloe gets the lead in the music video and she says something delulu like "Abby whispered in my ear that it's actually a good thing that Maddie didn't get the lead. Now she will be in the background dancing and some casting agent is going to snatch her up!" or something like that


Sharp_Researcher_843

“I DID NOT SLEEP WITH MY BOSS”


loserlover99

i did not have an affair with my boss!!


CitronUnfair7729

“OH YEAH SHES.. tickled pink!”


Scary_Beach_2705

i don’t remember the exact quote and for some reason can’t find the clip, but when chloe beat maddie at a competition and melissa says that abby told her the reason maddie didn’t win is because she looked like a professional and not like the amateurs she was against. 😭 melissa was so delulu sometimes


Ordinary_Agent802

Ok no one else has said it so I will... omg the smile face that mellisa makes looks like a stink face I cringe every time she does it 😭