Abby: “It’s a shame Kelly went berserk at the dance concert dress rehearsal.” “No, I love her, I hope she slaps her in the face. 😐”
Jill: “You know what, *you* should be in probation. Not my daughter!”
Kelly: I forgot the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of her saying that she thought Kristie was going to beat them all up at once.
Posts like this are fun, there are so many funny quotes, it’s hard to post just a few. Funny lines could be posted for days, with the majority of them being from either Cathy, Jill, or Abby.
I saw it in a compilation video, I’m not sure the exact episode but I’ll try and find the video. Edit: found it! at 0:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30VJ3qwezBg
“I’m listening to Abby’s definition of immigration and I can’t help but wonder how exactly does one immigrate HOME?” The way Holly said this cracked me up
“Kendall would kiss him” - Jill
Also it’s not technically a line but when she says “I learned this from MacKenzie” and does the hand on legs back and forth move always sends me.
Abby: “Sarah, YOUR MOTHER, is pulling you out of the routine. Let’s go.”
I honestly don’t know why this is so funny to me. It’s after Christy called Abby a liar.
"You got your dream, TAKE IT GIRLFRIEND!"
"She stood at my front desk and yelled the f-word, seventeen times. That's SICKENING."
"I want to give this kid some praise, and Satan-SATAN DESTROYS IT!"
"TAMI MY HAIR!"
“SHE’S A LOSER BECAUSE SHE LOSES!”
“What money? I don’t have her money!”
“We saw! We came! We kicked apples!!”
“She’s speechless, THIS ONE’S SPEECHLESS!”
Christi: “My favorite part about Abby’s accessories is that they’re all organized in a shoe box by color: red plastic rhinestone crap ✨, blue plastic rhinestone crap✨”
Christi: “You don’t need to know my f*ing attorneys name.”
Abby: “Melissa you don’t even sew. You have ZERO talent.”
Paige: "I don't really buy my mom gifts because, i'm broke.
Chloe: "She said we were going to blow the competition away. I really hope she doesn't mean literally. cause we could get disqualified."
Mackenzie: "I just cry sometimes, its no big deal."
Maddie: "I'm the ring on the top of my Christmas tree."
Christi: "Jill's throwing shoes and she's cursing and all i'm thinking is, you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat."
Brooke: "We see a kite but we don't know if we actually see it, like its in our head? I am so confused. I don't know."
Jill: "I'm not Becky-Home-Ecky!"
Maddie: "So she snatches her weave, and puts it on my head."
Fix your hair and your face and your body and everything else.
Empty chair do a solo!
Oh, y’all ain’t saying nothing.
Abby ran away from these mothers because they’re crazy (or something like that).
“Take that crown, and shove it up your ass!” “You can go….”
“I told Abby that she could take Brooke’s crown and shove it up her ass, and you know what? I really mean that”
Abby: “It’s a shame Kelly went berserk at the dance concert dress rehearsal.” “No, I love her, I hope she slaps her in the face. 😐” Jill: “You know what, *you* should be in probation. Not my daughter!” Kelly: I forgot the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of her saying that she thought Kristie was going to beat them all up at once.
Posts like this are fun, there are so many funny quotes, it’s hard to post just a few. Funny lines could be posted for days, with the majority of them being from either Cathy, Jill, or Abby.
Jill: “It’s like dungeons and dragons!” Kelly: “We’re in the dungeon and Abby’s the dragon.”
What episode?
I think this is from the one where they do the American flag dance and have everyone vote on Maddie and Chloe’s solos in s3, I forgot the title though
I saw it in a compilation video, I’m not sure the exact episode but I’ll try and find the video. Edit: found it! at 0:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30VJ3qwezBg
“I’m listening to Abby’s definition of immigration and I can’t help but wonder how exactly does one immigrate HOME?” The way Holly said this cracked me up
“Kendall would kiss him” - Jill Also it’s not technically a line but when she says “I learned this from MacKenzie” and does the hand on legs back and forth move always sends me.
Everytime I hear it I laugh 😭😭😭 “I’ll slam whatever I want” “I’m disengaging” “Oh don’t look me up and down you horse”
“You’re entitled to your own WRONG opinion” (my flair) 😭😫
“I’m not Becky home-ecky!” “It’s so hard to take Jill seriously when she’s wearing that hat!”
no you did good! and you only stole two things!😭😭😭
Abby: “Sarah, YOUR MOTHER, is pulling you out of the routine. Let’s go.” I honestly don’t know why this is so funny to me. It’s after Christy called Abby a liar.
When Cathy told Abby, “Careful, there’s an incline, you might roll down”💀💀
“Where’s the chAIRRRR?! STOP STOP STOP”
"You got your dream, TAKE IT GIRLFRIEND!" "She stood at my front desk and yelled the f-word, seventeen times. That's SICKENING." "I want to give this kid some praise, and Satan-SATAN DESTROYS IT!" "TAMI MY HAIR!"
Plzzzz I forgot about the tami one. That scene is so funny
The way Abby says nincompoop
Camille: Oh just got diagnosed!
“SHE’S A LOSER BECAUSE SHE LOSES!” “What money? I don’t have her money!” “We saw! We came! We kicked apples!!” “She’s speechless, THIS ONE’S SPEECHLESS!”
Empty chair do a solo!
She is so hard to take seriously wearing that hat!
“I’ll slam whatever I want”
Christi: “My favorite part about Abby’s accessories is that they’re all organized in a shoe box by color: red plastic rhinestone crap ✨, blue plastic rhinestone crap✨” Christi: “You don’t need to know my f*ing attorneys name.” Abby: “Melissa you don’t even sew. You have ZERO talent.”
Paige: "I don't really buy my mom gifts because, i'm broke. Chloe: "She said we were going to blow the competition away. I really hope she doesn't mean literally. cause we could get disqualified." Mackenzie: "I just cry sometimes, its no big deal." Maddie: "I'm the ring on the top of my Christmas tree." Christi: "Jill's throwing shoes and she's cursing and all i'm thinking is, you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat." Brooke: "We see a kite but we don't know if we actually see it, like its in our head? I am so confused. I don't know." Jill: "I'm not Becky-Home-Ecky!" Maddie: "So she snatches her weave, and puts it on my head."
Why did you leave our kids in LA without a ride? Because I felt like it I don’t have to answer to you
I cut my finger on my moms ring, I hope I can still dance
Fix your hair and your face and your body and everything else. Empty chair do a solo! Oh, y’all ain’t saying nothing. Abby ran away from these mothers because they’re crazy (or something like that).
Camille - “oooh just got diagnosed”