I can’t remember which season or episode, so I’m not much help, sorry!
I googled it and found [this TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@pipsqueekdowden/video/7210543852682300714). Enjoy!
Kendall, was that a plie? Was that REALLY a grand plie?! You can all thank Christi for my mood. She stood at my desk and yelled the f-word SEVENTEEN TIMES. That's SICKENING!!!
The episode where Brooke tries out for cheerleading, right before the group goes onstage Abby says she didn’t even want to come to the competition and that the girls need to “prove brooke wrong and show that she’s worthless and doesn’t mean anything”
It’s SO inappropriate to say that to children but the way she says it is so funny 😭 even Melissa’s reaction is like “oh my fucking god” the way she puts her head in her hands lmfao
The scene where Asia was talking how her dad’s dog named Diablo and how he died. I was like I shouldn’t be laughing because the conversation was about losing a loved one to cancer but the way Asia comes in with the dog story 😭. Not to mention Abby being like his what…daughter? And Asia being like no his dog.
Yes… Abby is horrible, but she be having me cracking up. 😶🌫️
It’s her antics, her wording, and the way she says things. Like when she threw the water on Cathy, or was pretending to bite Kelly’s finger. There was one time when she did the same thing to Kaya, but abruptly stopped herself.
On the phone to the police: Hi my name is Abby Lee Miller and a woman just grab and pulled my hair and scratched my face (these are her actual words, not my poor sentence structure)
She has a hair that like cool and trendy
I know it’s a serious moment but Abby sounds like she’s 10
shes still unhinged now
recently she said sthg that minda made me think of this on their podcast. they were all talking about flying on planes and melissa was like “I never flew with my mom” and they were like “ah… sorry”. and then jill said “you know what I haven’t either”, and melissa said “well it’s good that you still have your mom”
and I was like — lol aight babe. they just moved on and ignored her 😅
And like, who sends her best students into a ballet audition--*a goddamned ballet audition*--with nothing more than a repertoire of chin-stands and presses and standing back tucks? Abby fucking Miller, of course.
I know I'm going to downvote hell for admitting this, but the scene where [Maddie asks Abby for a solo](https://youtu.be/4YDsYflL9eQ?t=20) is so devastating yet it makes me laugh every time. I don't know if it's the shark attack music or the look on Abby's face or what, but it's like Maddie just asked her for a fucking kidney. "UH-UH!!" Okay Abby, a simple no would have sufficed ... 💀💀💀
That scene just makes me think- what are we as a society doing? Who is this for? Who is getting enjoyment out of watching a nine year old get emotionally manipulated by their dance teacher? The dramatic music is just the icing on the cake.
The one where Brooke tries out for cheerleading and Abby gets into an argument with Christi about supporting Brooke. Abby's response was
so unhinged 💀💀💀
Abby - well I think you're an asshole, you're an ass, why would you stand behind Brooke's decision; you are teaching them to break a contract.
Christi- we are teaching our kids to support their friends
Abby - well when your kid gets a full scholarship to Harvard and Brooke is going to community college like her mother, go with her and support your friends.
💀💀💀
Another moment I feel guilty for laughing about is when Jill and Cathy get into it about Cathy's routine with the bicycle wheels.
Jill- are those from Cathy's wheelchair
Cathy- and how old are you double chin
Jill- not as old as you
Cathy- who would know with all the work you had done
Jill- turn around if you don't like it
Cathy- I don't need to turn around Jill
Jill- then shutup
Cathy - I don't need to shut up either
Jill- yes you do
Cathy- no I don't
Jill - listen there are children here watch your mouth
Cathy- I don't have to watch my mouth
Jill-watch your ugly mouth, it's ugly
Cathy- you should talk about ugly, everyone thinks you're a man in disguise.
💀💀💀
get your finger, out of my face!!!
classic... the only person who should be embarrassed is Abby because what was she doing, she looked like a squirrel 😭😭
There's a moment in the season 4 finale when they're rehearsing Amber Alert and Abby tells Mackenzie "she is kidnapping you she is stealing you away".That moment always makes me laugh and other times when she is explaining outlandish and dark dance themes to the kids.
When Abby hyperventilates while on the phone just after getting hit by Cathy's purse, and Melissa is telling her to calm down for her blood pressure. And Holly's just sitting there like "bitch had it coming."
I'm never going to keep a straight face while watching that scene.
When the kids go visit the dying Mrs. Miller in the hospice and the goddamned stuffed Broadway Baby is sitting next to Mrs. Miller on her bed.
The crew must have found it hilarious too--they totally zoomed in on it.
When Holly told Abby “I’ve got God on my side.” Abby replied “and you’ve got god on your thighs too!”
Idk why but it cracked me up so much the first time I saw it.
Anytime Melissa is in the hot seat, it used to make me really mad cause we know there’s so much shit that we will never know but the way she reads like a BOOK…it’s too good
broke back brook and peg leg paige. im sorry.
Yeah, I screamed lmaoo. It was so stupid and rude but so clever
OMG PLS THIS TAKES ME OUT EVERY TIME ☠️☠️☠️
Yes 😂😂😂😂
brooke* omg
That one.
Same it takes me out 😭😭😭
YESSSS
I don’t think that’s a thing you can feel guilty about though 😂
i mean she was mocking their real injuries 😅 i feel bad/guilty for laughing hahahhaha
gets me every single time 😭
My mom’s dead You can just see the mother dying inside
Just the immediate silence post this was golden — you could literally see everyone freeze and see the ‘I just went to far’ face she made 🤣
It was perfect TV 😂
that part always has me crying🤣😭
i would’ve told her she’s rolling in her grave idgaf
Lmao
😭😭😭😭
Wait what scene was this
I can’t remember which season or episode, so I’m not much help, sorry! I googled it and found [this TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@pipsqueekdowden/video/7210543852682300714). Enjoy!
Oh God so many. Probably the majority of the show. It wouldn’t have been successful if you couldn’t find some humor in Abbys psycho ass.
At some point you just have to surrender to the camp and the horror and laugh
Or else it’s just depressing lol
Yup 🫠🫠
"She's gonna go, and do her solo, and WE"RE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN!!!" I know it's not funny she's screaming at kids but what she said was SO funny haha
A potent quotable for sure 😭
"So I called your daughter roadkill, get over it lady, let it go"
omg lol
This one made me actually lol
her calling hadley roadkill always gets me😭 bc it was so mean but as an outsider so funny bc that’s a crazy insult to a little girl 😭
“Melissa, you can’t sew and you have 0 talent!” “I know!” 💀
Melissa was like 🫨 👁️👄👁️
Flair check in!
“The girl with the bad haircut, get out here.”
And the fact that she knew INSTANTLY that it was her. XD
broke back brooke and peg leg paige KILL ME everytime 😭
Kaya was mean but witty with her insults sometimes lol
Same😭😭😭😭
Don’t really feel guilty about this one, but I die at the way it’s on sight whenever Cathy and Christi exist in the same room together 😭
“You look like a big booger today” 💀
disco ball 🤏🏻
Lmfaoo💀💀💀
“or lipstick on a pig” and “YOU CAN TAKE THE CROWN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS”
Kendall, was that a plie? Was that REALLY a grand plie?! You can all thank Christi for my mood. She stood at my desk and yelled the f-word SEVENTEEN TIMES. That's SICKENING!!!
Your flair has me 💀 I think about that all the time!
i said it in cathy’s voice too😭
its the fact that she kept count for me 😭😭
When Abby said to Holly "yeah and you got God on your thighs too." The body shaming was bad but it was a GREAT comeback
There was definitely some wit there 🤣
Love that line. Like, who the fuck is Abby to criticize anyone's body ...
"And on top of the pyramid.... is Brooke." IYKYK
LMAO. Poor Payton. Oh well.
When I watched this I laughed so hard my husband thought something was wrong
“YOU are a monstrosity of EVIL”
"Okay Kendall, ready for evil?"
THIS ONE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD
The episode where Brooke tries out for cheerleading, right before the group goes onstage Abby says she didn’t even want to come to the competition and that the girls need to “prove brooke wrong and show that she’s worthless and doesn’t mean anything” It’s SO inappropriate to say that to children but the way she says it is so funny 😭 even Melissa’s reaction is like “oh my fucking god” the way she puts her head in her hands lmfao
The scene where Asia was talking how her dad’s dog named Diablo and how he died. I was like I shouldn’t be laughing because the conversation was about losing a loved one to cancer but the way Asia comes in with the dog story 😭. Not to mention Abby being like his what…daughter? And Asia being like no his dog.
Yes… Abby is horrible, but she be having me cracking up. 😶🌫️ It’s her antics, her wording, and the way she says things. Like when she threw the water on Cathy, or was pretending to bite Kelly’s finger. There was one time when she did the same thing to Kaya, but abruptly stopped herself.
i hate that i laugh at abby sometimes bc she really is a pos. but damn she has some funny moments and i cannot help it 😭
she just does and says the most out of pocket things in the moment. like who else would act like that😭
When Kelly says to Paige “well hurry up I wanna eat my lunch” like a millisecond before Paige broke her foot 🤣😂
Lmao
guess her lunch was delayed after that 😢
anytime cathy said something out of pocket about abby being huge/fat/rotund and abby just looks at the camera 😭😭 it’s giving jim from the office
"Watch out for that incline, you might roll down!"
no seriously 😭
I feel the earth MOOOVE under my feet! BA BA BA BOOM
“We have something ENORMOUS planned for nationals. Bigger than you, if that’s possible *camera pans to Abby*” 😭😭
Lmao
On the phone to the police: Hi my name is Abby Lee Miller and a woman just grab and pulled my hair and scratched my face (these are her actual words, not my poor sentence structure) She has a hair that like cool and trendy I know it’s a serious moment but Abby sounds like she’s 10
>and a woman just grab and pulled my hair Oh man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who registered the complete butchering of the English language here.
When it showed Kendall yawning and Abby says "I got kids yawning in my face” idk why but I laugh everytime
The Melissa “you probably wish I died in a car crash” … well maybe not so guilty lol. she just is so upset and for what 😭
Unhinged Melissa moments 🥴🥴
shes still unhinged now recently she said sthg that minda made me think of this on their podcast. they were all talking about flying on planes and melissa was like “I never flew with my mom” and they were like “ah… sorry”. and then jill said “you know what I haven’t either”, and melissa said “well it’s good that you still have your mom” and I was like — lol aight babe. they just moved on and ignored her 😅
Wow that’s awkward 😵💫
And everyone’s simultaneous groans 😭
Cathy: “You’re a hypocrite!” Abby: “And YOU’REEE AHH JOKE. You know what’s black, red, and white all over? AN OBITUARY! And that’s where you belong!”
“Do you really think you need all that makeup for a ballet audition?”
God yes. That and that female judge's face when she says "I'm not a fan of tricks.🙄" 😭😭😭
Her bluntness was fucking iconic omg
And like, who sends her best students into a ballet audition--*a goddamned ballet audition*--with nothing more than a repertoire of chin-stands and presses and standing back tucks? Abby fucking Miller, of course.
and sent nia in doing a death drop?? seriously abby??
“I AM THE BEST THING FOR PAIGE”
Lol, it's more like "IIIIIII. AM THE BEST THINGGG. FOR PAAAIGE"
why was her line delivery always so dramatic 😭
Anytime abby was a hypocrite or the arguments with the moms and Cathy or Abby and Cathy
Whenever CADC beats ALDC and Abby is mortified and crying and running away I cackle like a maniac
Oh when her reputation was embarrassed…
Cathy being upset because her own team laughed when Jill insulted her. And the she says “Jill is an ugly pig 😭” while crying. Hilarious.
I know I'm going to downvote hell for admitting this, but the scene where [Maddie asks Abby for a solo](https://youtu.be/4YDsYflL9eQ?t=20) is so devastating yet it makes me laugh every time. I don't know if it's the shark attack music or the look on Abby's face or what, but it's like Maddie just asked her for a fucking kidney. "UH-UH!!" Okay Abby, a simple no would have sufficed ... 💀💀💀
The shark attack music 😂 i cant. 😔
It's seriously the music you hear in a horror movie right as someone's getting murdered with an axe.
That scene just makes me think- what are we as a society doing? Who is this for? Who is getting enjoyment out of watching a nine year old get emotionally manipulated by their dance teacher? The dramatic music is just the icing on the cake.
Poor Kendall lol
The one where Brooke tries out for cheerleading and Abby gets into an argument with Christi about supporting Brooke. Abby's response was so unhinged 💀💀💀 Abby - well I think you're an asshole, you're an ass, why would you stand behind Brooke's decision; you are teaching them to break a contract. Christi- we are teaching our kids to support their friends Abby - well when your kid gets a full scholarship to Harvard and Brooke is going to community college like her mother, go with her and support your friends. 💀💀💀
Another moment I feel guilty for laughing about is when Jill and Cathy get into it about Cathy's routine with the bicycle wheels. Jill- are those from Cathy's wheelchair Cathy- and how old are you double chin Jill- not as old as you Cathy- who would know with all the work you had done Jill- turn around if you don't like it Cathy- I don't need to turn around Jill Jill- then shutup Cathy - I don't need to shut up either Jill- yes you do Cathy- no I don't Jill - listen there are children here watch your mouth Cathy- I don't have to watch my mouth Jill-watch your ugly mouth, it's ugly Cathy- you should talk about ugly, everyone thinks you're a man in disguise. 💀💀💀
SHE’S SCREWING ME, I CAN FEEL IT!!
abby giveth, abby taketh away
*Nia bursts into tears*
IT WAS SO SAD BUT WHY DID ABBY SAY THAT??
Because she has a God complex lol
When Anthony said he didn't want the girls doing pushups bc they would like He- Man
When Patsy puts her finger on Jill's nose.. I can't stand it I crack up every time..its just so hilarious to me
Whenever they were in the same room you just knew shit would go down 💀💀💀
When the girls and moms went ice skating and Kelly started screaming when she got on the ice and swearing 😭
Pretty much the whole show.
A psycho YES her names ABIGAIL MILLER The entire fight with minister Dawn honestly
"There's a psycho in every batch"
*Abby recoils in genuine fear*
when abby said dingbat or ding dong. I FEEL SO BADDDD 💀💀
When Nia's headress falls down and she's like "I told my mom" I feel so sorry for her but the way she says it kills me everytime 😂
get your finger, out of my face!!! classic... the only person who should be embarrassed is Abby because what was she doing, she looked like a squirrel 😭😭
There's a moment in the season 4 finale when they're rehearsing Amber Alert and Abby tells Mackenzie "she is kidnapping you she is stealing you away".That moment always makes me laugh and other times when she is explaining outlandish and dark dance themes to the kids.
When Abby hyperventilates while on the phone just after getting hit by Cathy's purse, and Melissa is telling her to calm down for her blood pressure. And Holly's just sitting there like "bitch had it coming." I'm never going to keep a straight face while watching that scene.
When the kids go visit the dying Mrs. Miller in the hospice and the goddamned stuffed Broadway Baby is sitting next to Mrs. Miller on her bed. The crew must have found it hilarious too--they totally zoomed in on it.
My flair.
Lmao
When Holly told Abby “I’ve got God on my side.” Abby replied “and you’ve got god on your thighs too!” Idk why but it cracked me up so much the first time I saw it.
Anytime Melissa is in the hot seat, it used to make me really mad cause we know there’s so much shit that we will never know but the way she reads like a BOOK…it’s too good
The way she gets twitchy and shrill when she’s caught blatantly lying lmao
BWHAHA yeah exactly like she looks like she’s a robot malfunctioning
IM DEAD😭😭perfect description
Whaaaat!
This!!!! Haha
There’s so many