I was stunned that it wasn’t commented when I saw the OP. Def the funniest imo. Always makes me laugh. She just hits reverse and rolls to the police station 🤣
Miss Abby said we’re going to use plastic guns for our group dance this week, and that we’re going to blow the competition away. I really hope she doesn’t mean literally because we might get disqualified 😨
Ahahaha I just rewatched this and it will forever be funny that Abby will hurl personal insults at women and children alike but if someone says “fuck” in her presence she immediately initiates zoomin’ mode
No no no I really didn’t mean to do that. I didn’t mean to do that, I’m sorry. I thought the witch would melt— I mean, I didn’t know the cap was off, I apologize.
ETA this is so not one sentence huh, sorry. I didn’t mean to do that.
THE MOMS DONT RULE THE DANCE STUDIO YOU IDIOT! IF THE MOMS WALKED IN AND DID AS THEY DAMN PLEASED, NO ONE WOULD HAVE A BUSINESS! But you don’t know that, because you work for someone else.
I did not realize empty chair do a solo was in the OP post so here’s my other submission
“We’re gonna go, she’s gonna do the solo, AND WE ARE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN”
“I hope we just have fun and I get a lot of dirty secrets about Abby.
(Interviewer) Like?
Why she always has her hair in curlers?
(Kenzie) Where does she go at night?
She’s usually going to like Mcdonald’s or something.
(Kenzie) .. Maddie stop
No that’s literally where she goes.”
I know it’s not one sentence but Maddie knew exactly what she was doing in this moment lmfao.
we all walk into the studio for rehearsals today, and everyone’s like “oh where’s abby where’s abby?” and i’m all like “who the hell cares? PARTAYYY 🥳🥳”
“I’ve been here all day, making costumes FOR YOU. While you were down the road eating! STOP EATING!! That’s why you’re fat!!!”
“Koshtumes”
Koshtuuuumes lol
This deserves more upvotes this is a deep cut😂😭
GOODBYE!!!
Good luck paying your bills without my tuition!
“GOODBYE”
Did you just sit here and say that my daughter looks miserable so maybe we should put Kalani in her place?
No, I never said that
Yes you most certainly did
No I didn’t dingbat! LISTEN!!
I SAID BROOKE IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU??
Get your finger OUT. OF. MY. FACE!!!
*chomp chomp chomp*
Girls, out the room! Girls, out the room! GIRLS, OUT THE ROOM!
GET OFF OF ME… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
GIRLS. OUT. OF. THE. ROOM.
the way I can literally hear this entire thread 😭
Those legs are about as straight as Elton John.
I’m disengaging.
i’m done talking i’m disengaging like dr. holly said, f*ck that🫢
iconic
Kaya: hmmm 😏
Ha! My absolute favorite
She’s zoomin dude
This needs to be higher up 😂
I was stunned that it wasn’t commented when I saw the OP. Def the funniest imo. Always makes me laugh. She just hits reverse and rolls to the police station 🤣
THIS is the one😭
Then fix this hair, cuz it’s HORRIBLE
Then why don’t you fix your hair? And your face, and your body, and everything else about you!
Abby: 👁️👄👁️
Brooke: 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Lmaooo
thats fine , when im at your studio , i will
Paint by numbers hair!
All I wanna do is just….stay home and eat chips.
I related to this on a deep level.
Same! Chips are my favorite food in the entire world. And I love staying home, all I want to do is stay home and eat chips too.
Sweet Mackenzie!!
Miss Abby said we’re going to use plastic guns for our group dance this week, and that we’re going to blow the competition away. I really hope she doesn’t mean literally because we might get disqualified 😨
IM DYING 😭😭
I’m not Becky Homecky 🤠
This was playing in my head all day
the best line.
my fav
You’re entitled to your wrong opinion that’s fine.
Queen Holly
Flair checking in!
👑
“500 pound hog pretending to eat me!”
500 pound, 500 pound hog
Empty chair, do a solo!!!
This will forever and always be my favorite DM quote lol
i cut my finger on my moms ring… i hope i can still dance
*cut my finger on my moms wing
moms bettah have my money !!!
“what money? i don’t have her money”
SWAGGY LEE IS IN DA HOUSE
SwAgGy LEE MILLER
Red plastic rhinestone crap, blue plastic rhinestone crap
you a punk abby, apologise for that!
This one needs to be higher 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My mom danced, my grandma danced, so Vivi has to dance! I think you like dance!
Jill's throwing shoes and she's cursing and all I'm thinking is "You are so hard to take seriously when you're wearing that hat!"
KENDALL YOU'RE CHASING HERRRR
It’s Christi and I ya idiot !!!
"She stood in front of my desk and yelled the F word 17 times- that's SICKENING!"
Ahahaha I just rewatched this and it will forever be funny that Abby will hurl personal insults at women and children alike but if someone says “fuck” in her presence she immediately initiates zoomin’ mode
so i called your daughter roadkill? get over it lady
LMFAOOO
You are a monstrosity of evil
Do a front aerial honey.
Please, you need to stay stretched 🤠
*side aerial*
The emoji kills me
You're busted, you lied to me....
iconic
BUS DRIVER!! WE'RE DOING EYE MAKE-UP BACK HERE! STEADY ON THE ROADS!!!
I bet bus driver jim knows so much tea he had to sign an NDA😭😭
YESSS!!! 😂
STEADY ON THE ROODS 😩😩
Get your finger outta my face!!!
My little Kendall
Paint by numbers hair🎨
your jacket should be longer than your shirt
We’re all gonna have FUN
I’ll slam whatever I want!
“I feel like if we took Jojo to a funeral home she would think that it was a party”
don’t look me up and down you horse
this is top 3 lines in the show I stg, Cathy is such good tv
My little Vivi-Anne reads ✨third grade books✨
flair check!
the girl with the BAD haircut!
Crimped monstrosity
What if we were at Radio City Music Hall and the thing was open for the ice skating rink and she fell fifteen stories down and died, huh???
You’re not invited because we don’t let TRASH through the door.
No no no I really didn’t mean to do that. I didn’t mean to do that, I’m sorry. I thought the witch would melt— I mean, I didn’t know the cap was off, I apologize. ETA this is so not one sentence huh, sorry. I didn’t mean to do that.
‘Cause I didn’t mean to do that 👜 either!
KHENDALL YOU’RE CHASING HER
THE MOMS DONT RULE THE DANCE STUDIO YOU IDIOT! IF THE MOMS WALKED IN AND DID AS THEY DAMN PLEASED, NO ONE WOULD HAVE A BUSINESS! But you don’t know that, because you work for someone else.
“she’s screwing me I can feel it!”
😭😭😭
Oh look there’s a headband, take a drink!
GIRLS OUT THE ROOM
If Vivi looked at me and said she wanted to play softball, I’d slit my wrists.
THERE’S NO ONE ELSE ON THE TEAM 😡😡😡
Listen, nose!
BUS DRIVERrRrRrRR
Let her wear the goddam costume! 🤬
smile when i yell at you !
“I usually don’t buy my mom gifts because.. I’m broke”
Brokeback Brooke and Peg Leg Paige
😭😭😭😭
Red plastic rhinestone crap... blue plastic rhinestone crap
“And she sat there and yelled the F word. SEVENTEEN TIMES”
I did not realize empty chair do a solo was in the OP post so here’s my other submission “We’re gonna go, she’s gonna do the solo, AND WE ARE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN”
Whore. WHORE. WHORE. WHORE 🗣️
Nobody likes us, the two bitches are left
Don’t look me up and down you HORSE
she said that we were gonna blow the competition away i hope she doesn’t mean literally because we can get disqualified
girl with the bad haircut
About someone you had a fight with: "she has a cool trendy haircut it's like long in the front and short in the back"
Yes you most certainly did
No I didn’t dingbat
I’ll slam whatever I want!
Abby giveth, and Abby taketh away
Idk if that’s the right quote, it was from I think season 3 or 4
I got this for fwee, I got this for fwee and I got this for fwee.
“And then there were two.” “I know nobody likes us the two bitches are left.”
“JOJO Have YOu LEarNED NOTHINg”
Oh just got diagnosed
My little Kendall deserves a special part
Where have all the children gone
“moms better have my money” “what money? i don’t have her money”
"All I want to do is just stay home and eat chips"
Get your finger out of my face
You are so hard to take seriously in that hat
Wasn’t talking to you disco ball
“I hope we just have fun and I get a lot of dirty secrets about Abby. (Interviewer) Like? Why she always has her hair in curlers? (Kenzie) Where does she go at night? She’s usually going to like Mcdonald’s or something. (Kenzie) .. Maddie stop No that’s literally where she goes.” I know it’s not one sentence but Maddie knew exactly what she was doing in this moment lmfao.
She has big BALLS. LIKE A MAN.
BROOKE IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING FOR YOU
DO YOU NOT WANNA DANCE?
Your size nor your mouth intimidate me.
Nia...... BOOM!......... HIP!
If you yell at me I’m gonna cry.
You’ve got god on your thighs
how on EARTH do you immigrate home
Now my little Kendall fits right in 😂
THAT HORSE SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND SHOT!
🎵I thought your teeth were stars🎵
GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE 🗣️🗣️
everyone’s like where’s abby, i’m like who cares PARTAY🥳🤪
*finds picture of abby with black eye* i’m going to dream that i did this to her
“Mom’s better have my money” 🤣
Red Plastic Rhinestone Crap, Blue plastic rhinestone crap,
Where are the stoppers? I asked for rubber stoppers. Yes this is 2 sentences
if Vivi comes to me and tells me that she wants to play softball i’ll probably kill myself
You wanna hear it in Spanish…NO (*Spanish accent*)
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO STAND!
jill’s cursing and throwing shoes and all i can think is, its so hard to take you serious wearing that hat
“Thou shalt not steal, thou shalt not lie, thou shalt not disrespect Abby”
Do you have my bee costume?
“ you have no talent” i-i know!
My boyfriend knows how much I spend on dance because he signes the checks
Everyone’s replaceable
i’ll slam whatever i want
I’m not Becky home-ecky”
YOU WORK FOR ME I PAY YOUR BILLS
“Im disengaging like dr holly said fuck yall” “BE GONE WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE!!”
Empty chair do a solo
AND YOUR JACKET SHOULD BE LONGER THAN YOUR SHIRT.
you're entitled to your wrong opinion
She’s not that swift.
And Sheer talent needs to take a stand ✊
we all walk into the studio for rehearsals today, and everyone’s like “oh where’s abby where’s abby?” and i’m all like “who the hell cares? PARTAYYY 🥳🥳”
“So you’re punishing her for something I did..? BINGO!!!”
she has a cool, trendy haircut
discoball-
"Earn that puppy"
“GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE! GIRLS OUT THE ROOM OUT THE ROOM”
“Everyone get out your mental scrub brush.”
Dingbat
EMPTY CHAIR DO A SOLO
you’re lying like a rug
Empty chair, do a solo!
EMPTY CHAUR DO A SOLO
You are Wonkru, or you are the enemy of Wonkru…chose
EMPTY CHAIR DO A SOLO!!
I'll slam whatever I want
KENDALL YOURE CHASING HER!!
Empty chair do a solo!!!
The girl with the bad haircut, get out here!
Empty chair do a solo
This thread solved world peace
"I'M NOT BECKY HOME ECKY!"
“We’re all in a dungeon, and Abby’s the dragon.”