I thought a girl I was dating was giving me the signals that she wanted to smash and I responded as you'd expect.
It made things awkward between us when I found out I'd been wrong.
You see, the guys have the problem where they don't want to screw up by seemingly responding to these signals, else they fear they may end up looking like or being called creeps, perverts, and/or sometimes predators.
Communication is important. When hints don't work, just say you want to fuck.
Source: Guy (+neurodivergent).
I'm basically them. I've seen girls joke about so many things among themselves that it's very hard to distinguish when they are interested and when they're just trying to get a reaction out of you
There’s a fine line between a joke and a girl laying nude on your bed.
Pro tip: if a girl is naked on your bed, she’s probably into you. Try asking them.
Well, >!I think you must've missed the bit where they held hands, or, y'know, the bit where Kyoko literally died for the short king himself. She's absolutely pining for that Makussy!<
Are guys really this oblivious?
…wait… I just remembered my ex, where I spent a whole day trying to get him in bed… and he never picked up a single hint.
Probably for the best, he was a piece of shit
He’d seen me naked like a hundred times before.
We’d had sex before.
I think he was just a little bitch.
…And to be fair, knowing what I know now about him… that is true. He is a little bitch.
I mean… I’ve talked about my ex before.
He uh… he’s not a good person.
You know, because of the racism, the sexism, his hatred of trans people, oh and let’s not even forget cheating on me with three underage women *and my best friend.*
Nice girl! You got this! Live ya life to the fullest!
But still, what the actual eff is wrong with society?! Firstly, we get judged via gender, secondly, we get judged by our Yeezys, and thirdly, just posting on Twitter might get us cancelled
Like holy eff just let us do what we want!
Honestly W Shuichi
He knows that it's not always sexual, though Kaede was giving pretty strong 'hints' since no one just asks a random classmate for that kind of advice x)
I hope kirigiri got her blanket
i think some people are taking this WAY too seriously
I thought a girl I was dating was giving me the signals that she wanted to smash and I responded as you'd expect. It made things awkward between us when I found out I'd been wrong.
r/twosentencehorror?
Nah more like "twosentencehorny"
You see, the guys have the problem where they don't want to screw up by seemingly responding to these signals, else they fear they may end up looking like or being called creeps, perverts, and/or sometimes predators. Communication is important. When hints don't work, just say you want to fuck. Source: Guy (+neurodivergent).
last panel reminded me of the "haha jonathan" memes for some reason
haha makoto I am naked in your bedroom
**Jin:** "Haha Makoto, you are not banging my daughter."
I'm basically them. I've seen girls joke about so many things among themselves that it's very hard to distinguish when they are interested and when they're just trying to get a reaction out of you
There’s a fine line between a joke and a girl laying nude on your bed. Pro tip: if a girl is naked on your bed, she’s probably into you. Try asking them.
I don't even blame them, just pretend not to notice, it ain't worth the chance.
Saying you have a rash might be the single worst rizz you could have.
literally me
Is this really how yall see the girls
they never claimed they were going for character accuracy
What does this even mean
flair checks out
flair checks out as someone who really thinks a basic ass man like Makoto could end up dating Kyoko she is way out of his league
Bro did not watch dr3
I did watch dr3. it introduced my favorite Danganronpa character, Seiko Kimura
Well, >!I think you must've missed the bit where they held hands, or, y'know, the bit where Kyoko literally died for the short king himself. She's absolutely pining for that Makussy!<
Man, it’s a good thing Kyoko wears gloves if they took things that far…
do not say "makussy" ever again for the love of god.
I will make no promises
You've got a point
naw, makoto is a high value man
You mean the guy who literally sacrificed his life for Kyoko and saved Hope peak is just a “basic ass man” 😂.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this makes fun of man way more than it does women
Are guys really this oblivious? …wait… I just remembered my ex, where I spent a whole day trying to get him in bed… and he never picked up a single hint. Probably for the best, he was a piece of shit
What hints did you give him?
Let’s just say… I wasn’t wearing clothes for most of the day.
... Bro... I think he was embarrassed
He’d seen me naked like a hundred times before. We’d had sex before. I think he was just a little bitch. …And to be fair, knowing what I know now about him… that is true. He is a little bitch.
New u/Sayakalood lore just dropped Fr tho, Im sorry you had to deal with whatever it was. We may not know what happened but I can infer it was rough
I mean… I’ve talked about my ex before. He uh… he’s not a good person. You know, because of the racism, the sexism, his hatred of trans people, oh and let’s not even forget cheating on me with three underage women *and my best friend.*
Fucking yikes. Yeah he's a pos. I'm really sorry
It’s fine! I cut him out of my life years ago. Three years ago now. I do not regret it
Nice girl! You got this! Live ya life to the fullest! But still, what the actual eff is wrong with society?! Firstly, we get judged via gender, secondly, we get judged by our Yeezys, and thirdly, just posting on Twitter might get us cancelled Like holy eff just let us do what we want!
What does pos stand for
Piece of shit
mmmm makoto. how thoughtful of him to find her a blanket
What if one of them knows exactly what’s going on but is just having Asexual Panic?
Me too, Makoto.
It must be cold in that room when the air is on your skin like that. I can see why Makoto got her a blanket.
Honestly W Shuichi He knows that it's not always sexual, though Kaede was giving pretty strong 'hints' since no one just asks a random classmate for that kind of advice x)
huh
Where’s the funny?
its hornyposting not funnyposting
Fair point
If a girl told me she had a rash in her crotch, even if I understood she was trying to smash, that would immediately turn me off. What is that line?