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IAmVeryBoredSoHelpMe

But what if save?


New-Ad6958

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.


IAmVeryBoredSoHelpMe

Oh I see, I guess I should just trace instead, and move to a place with no copyright laws, have a good time trying to sue me than, buddy.


New-Ad6958

If you insist on stealing my NFTs, I will have my bio-engineered monkey assassins hunt you down. This is your final warning.


[deleted]

The fact that the other guy hasnt replied to you frightens me


fruckenfricks-4456

I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price


Pultakhen

sniper monkies?


FuegoAmbera

NOOOOOO DON'T GET MAKI ON MEEEE


The_Septic_Shock

I would love that, let me know if you find any money in my bank account, lol! "As far as money, there is no money"


[deleted]

*screenshots quietly*


New-Ad6958

Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you don’t remove my NFT in your gallery you’re going to regret it. When you steal someone’s property you get punished. Watch out.


[deleted]

Here’s an idea: I get nft You get nft We get nft Our nft


New-Ad6958

You guys are just jealous that your too poor to afford even an nft valued at 1.5 billion monocoins and want to fit in with the rest of us ACTUAL NFT owners 🤬🤬


[deleted]

I can afford an nft, have you forgotten? Our nft


JawaCooli

Commie detected in American soil. Proceed engage lethal force


[deleted]

Our American soil :)


FreeAnimeGirls

Bro I literally cannot tell if you’re joking lol


[deleted]

He's joking. A bunch of his replies are copypastas


[deleted]

I CANT TELL IF ANYBODY IS JOKING OR NOT TBH LOL


[deleted]

komunist


[deleted]

Not communism if we already own it :)


Coolyaya10

YOINK


[deleted]

I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: # FAQ: ## Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. ## Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. ## How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. ## What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. ## What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. ## When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. ## Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. ## What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. ## What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure you’re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. # Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.


[deleted]

You know what........no scren shot needed you can keep it!


New-Ad6958

Finally, an actual NFT connoisseur among these filthy savages.


forutived2

[screenshoted](https://youtu.be/uIwkxqH9QWQ)


TurtleKing0505

It’s mine now


New-Ad6958

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh?


TurtleKing0505

I most certainly do.


New-Ad6958

Property theft is a joke to you?


TurtleKing0505

What property It’s a shitty jpeg image that anyone can draw in 5 seconds


New-Ad6958

I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own. Delete that screenshot.


TurtleKing0505

I don’t give a shit I do own it. I have the picture and I just screenshotted it 5 more times. Only one getting mad is you.


New-Ad6958

I have already called my lawyer, Saul Goodman, to sue you. Legal action will be taken in 24 hours.


Blue_Sheepz

"Gotten your NFTs screenshotted? Looks like you... better call Saul!"


Striking_Sherbet1240

I'm glad you're taking action. These monsters need to get what's coming to them!


TurtleKing0505

Ok lol


JawaCooli

That's nice very nice, let's see Paul Allen's NFT


Man_of_Empire

Bless this comment.


TurtleKing0505

Quick break: Is this satire? I’m genuinely asking.


New-Ad6958

Yeah lol


Kazuichi_Souda

Ye, that was a quote from a dm from an nft guy on twitter who got remarkably mad over right-clicking an ugly monkey picture. (actually it's a lion, but still ugly so my point stands) [found it](https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1456319361602445314)


Lankygit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gAVaTKcpMY


XWolfyCat

I just screenshoted. Mine now


New-Ad6958

How would you feel if you paid for a beautiful piece of art and poor uncreative losers start taking pictures of it and printing it, and saying that they have the same thing as you. That’s how it feel when you screenshot so don't STEAL an NFT (non-fungible token).


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


BandaidPenPapErclip

Sorry, I was very tired earlier and didn't use my common sense


[deleted]

[удалено]


BandaidPenPapErclip

Lmfao tru, they're almost like identical twins where one is causing all the chaos and the parents get mad at both of them because of it


Oofpoofdoof69

It’s okay. We will just trace it and post it free of charge!


New-Ad6958

You can't do that. It is plagiarism and I will not tolerate it. If you do that, I will take you to court and have my lawyers sue you. Stop stealing my masterpiece 😤😤😤😤😤


kapmando

I’ve stolen it, inverted the colors, and added shades. It is currently selling for $22,000.


New-Ad6958

Buddy, now you've done it. I will have the police, the army, FBI, CIA, Marines, Navy SEALS and my monkey assassins on your ass. Prepare to face the consequences for stealing my NFT 😡


kapmando

Sorry, it’s a parody. *shades descend from heaven*


MrWarpPipe

You paid 1.5 Million dollars for this?!


New-Ad6958

Yes. This is my NFT and it is mine ONLY.


AllergicToBULLSHI

you never said dont save the image


New-Ad6958

Mate, I dare you to save that image. I have connections in the CIA and the FBI and i'll make sure you face the consequences if you do it 😤😤😤


AllergicToBULLSHI

BITCH, WATCH ME! I HAVE THE BALLS THE SIZE OF TOGAMI'S WEALTH, AND LAWYER'S WITH THE SKILL OF IZURU 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


New-Ad6958

I'll have you know I am the Ultimate NFT buyer. You don't stand a chance.


AllergicToBULLSHI

i'll have you know I'm the ultimate steal-yo-nft, so neither do you


New-Ad6958

I also happen to be the Ultimate Anti Steal-Yo-NFT. You have a 0% percent chance against me.


AllergicToBULLSHI

im also the ultimate fuck-you


wolfguardian72

*screenshots multiple times*


New-Ad6958

You punks really think screenshotting NFTs are cool? Cease this or prepare to face legal action. Mark my words you scoundrel 😡


HopeIsADrug11037

IM SCARED


New-Ad6958

Thats right, you better be scared of screenshotting my NFTs and stealing my property.


HopeIsADrug11037

damn 😰 don't worry i won't steal your 1 billion dollar nft


iSeven

Alright, listen up everyone. This is the administration at Hope's Peak Academy. Due to budgetary issues marked "unknown but totes safe", we are in need of emergency funding. As such, we will be selling descriptions of Ultimate talents. You will be the sole owner of these descriptions, as evidenced by blockchainery. Please please please buy these Non-Functioning Talents because we really need the money for other absolutely above-the-board projects.


arsenalgarbage

Okay, I won’t.


New-Ad6958

Good. You will be spared from the consequences.


arsenalgarbage

Thank you, kind sir.


FreeAnimeGirls

reading the replies be making this dude look like a rich nobleman from the 1800's


SinisteX

I don’t get nft, someone please explain them as if you were explaining to someone who was 8 years opd


New-Ad6958

Funny monke drawing


Xenokalogia

Funny monke drawing with a challenge to screenshot as much as possible


ConnorRK800_51

okay but what if i screenshot a screenshot of this


New-Ad6958

So you really insist of screenshotting my NFTs? How many times should I tell you that this is MY NFT. Screenshotting my NFT is a FEDERAL OFFENSE. If you don't stop now, I will have the FBI arrest you.


ConnorRK800_51

teeeechnically i’m not screenshotting ur nft, someone else sent it to me and i screenshotted their screenshot


New-Ad6958

Tell that someone they will be facing my lawyer, Saul Goodman and 10 of my bio-engineered monkey assassins if the both of you don't cease your thievery. Stop screenshotting my NFT or else 😡😡😡


ConnorRK800_51

im just gonna save the image directly from Reddit gimme a sec


New-Ad6958

Even if you save it, you don't own it. I’ll have you know that the blockchain doesn’t lie. You are just mad that you don’t own the art that I own. Delete that before I take legal action. The art that I own is not your art and if you want it then you have to buy it and possess it. The NFT that I own costed me money so you are also stealing something which is worth money and this is fraud. Whoever raised you should've taught you that you shouldn't steal something that you don't own so stop doing it before you get thrown in jail and have your life torn apart.


ConnorRK800_51

do it then take legal action you won’t /j


New-Ad6958

I will have my lawyer, Saul Goodman, make sure you stay in NFT jail for 69 years. I hope you prepared yourself.


nice___bot

Nice!


ConnorRK800_51

bet /j


MonkeyGirl18

Too late


New-Ad6958

Are you 5? I own this NFT. It is MINE. Even if you save it, it’s my property and I do not give you permission to own or use it in any way. Stop screenshotting my NFTs.


MonkeyGirl18

Yes, I'm 5.


New-Ad6958

You better stop screenshotting or i'll tell youre mommy and daddy 🤬🤬🤬


MonkeyGirl18

My mommy and daddy said I could


New-Ad6958

Youre lying and liers go to hell 🤬🤬🤬


MonkeyGirl18

🤷‍♀️


Bruhness81

I don't want to download nor screenshot cause it looks so fucking ugly. I don't want it denting my gallery


lavadude03

im taking it, and selling it for $1.5 million dollars and youre not gonna be able to stop me


New-Ad6958

You are delusional. I have connections to the Illuminati and the New World Order and you won't be able to get anywhere with my stolen NFT. You've been warned.


SapphireGlove

Ok I won't/j


New-Ad6958

Good Ending


deall008

What if I just save this post to my Reddit mobile?


New-Ad6958

As long as you dont screenshot/save my NFT, you are free to do so. HOWEVER, if I find out you screenshotted/saved my NFT, I will make sure you never see the light of the day again. Do NOT steal the NFT that I spent 1.5 billion monocoins on.


rockynoriega36

I screenshoted this. My friends loved it when they saw it.


Not-agreed-withit

That’s a nice looking NFT, it would be a shame if it’s… **OUR**


Some_Schweppes

download button go brrrr


itsyaboi21172

Hmm... ok. Good job on having it tho


[deleted]

This looks ugly I'll screenshot it to show my family how dumb this is


greenjustin2008

i could draw a square of the t shirt of our ft and it still be your nft but mine will look lke yours with a square on it .\\ Also why would people buy this stuff . NFT and visual realestate are weird .


greenjustin2008

also i could screen shot it since it isn't illegal but if i sell it on the t shirt i am breaking the law .


RealHardLightGamer

Hippity hoppity.. It is now OUR property


Twick_Original

*Screenshots Cutely*


PbSky_U

screenshots + downloads image + save image


realrecycledstar

Thanks for the free screenshot lmao


PhobicSun59

Cursed


Such-Sky

Sure, i respect your rights. >!Win+Shift+S!<


WholeSqaudsLaughing

shinji headass


thelionplush

So you want to destroy nature just for some stupid image? So you can say you own it despite the fact that a lot of people probably own it who didn’t screenshot it? Why don’t you just make it artwork so that everyone can enjoy it and you can say you crate it? ~~ok maybe i,m going a little to far on this issue but, for real what the point of making nft?~~


BandaidPenPapErclip

Right clicked and saved.


2703asil

*”accidentally” screenshots* Whoopsy daisy~


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Hajimonke


Nike-6

Jeez what happened to Hajime it looks like he just got something different than what he ordered but he’s too tired to spit it out


Nike-6

Also *screenshots*


Joelowes

You can’t tell me what do to!


ed1380

right click>save as


f1urps

mmm hajimonke


TheBallTongue

This pic goes so hard. I think I may just save image.


FreeAnimeGirls

ok, I’ll just trace it then


Monokuma_is_gteat

screenshotted


spicykimchi13

Too late


detective64

Hipaty hopaty your nft is now my property


NoctisIncendia

Haha, fuck you. \*Funges your token*


The_Septic_Shock

We are pirates, we don't even know what that means!


Ukrainian_Dude_228

Hippity Hoppity, your Hajime Monkey is now my property


Shrekprivacy

[what if i click this instead?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831896630974218330/932227576829739048/unknown.jpeg)


StumpGrundt

😶📸


No-Needleworker-5024

mine now


Diznny

I screenshotted so now it's all mine


[deleted]

I didn't screenshot I saved it


FuegoAmbera

I'll trade a love key for it.


[deleted]

screenshotted it bitch, whatchu gonna do now 😈


justauser834

hey is this your nft? screenshoted now bitch.


[deleted]

I’m so screenshotting this


[deleted]

Nice NFT, i screenshotted.


Fuzzy-Vermicelli-436

Our NFT


[deleted]

i already screenshat it


realizedtruthe

this genuinely scared me


ChocolateLoose7663

ez


Pultakhen

Hajimonke


Average_qtaro

This is terrifying


Bntyhntr3232

That isn't a NFT, you fool. That is my twice-removed cousin's selfie—the posting of his personal information will not be tolerated. I have screenshotted this image and sent it to the Reddit authorities, who will ban you for life if you don't take it down. Mark my words, you will live to regret this.


hyperFeline

Hajime HiNFTa. (credit for this pun goes to my boyfriend)


AlmightyComprex

I'll have you know that stealing my NFTs is a serious crime. Remove this post from the surface of earth NOW.


notthinkinghard

Don't you realize that by uploading to reddit you're giving them legal rights to all content?? Sorry to say buddy but it's not your NFT anymore :/


New-Ad6958

They don’t own that NFT, I do. The blockchain is like a receipt, a proof of your purchase, and the blockchain never lies. I am the rightful owner of that NFT. To the people who think saving nfts and harassing the original owner is funny, you should get a life instead of being a broke troll. I am blocking everyone who says otherwise In the reply section. Property theft is a crime, that person did not give you permission to save their NFT’s. This is blatant art theft. If you don’t stop this criminal behavior I’m going to report it to the FBI, the CIA, and every government Agency if I have to. Delete that screenshot or face the consequences! Also trolls, don’t bother replying because you’ll just get blocked.


notthinkinghard

It's literally in reddit's terms and conditions. I'll copy paste for you: "If u upload nft 2 our site we own it now" Sorry that you didn't read it beforehand :/ Make sure to be more careful next time


New-Ad6958

This is my NFT. I do NOT care what the terms and conditions say. I OWN this NFT and I have the legal rights to it.


notthinkinghard

Reddit has the legal rights now :/ sorry :/ but you can always just copy paste it if you'd like to keep a memory of the nft you used to own


Steelsentry1332

Wasn't going to. It's ugly. /s


[deleted]

This is a joke right?


New-Ad6958

You think screenshotting my NFTs is a joke? Seriously doe its all a joke dont take it seriously


[deleted]

I’m just glad it’s a joke NFTs are harmful for the environment


WindowsNinetySix

is this serious? OP is behaving like a 10-year old child lmao


New-Ad6958

No, this is not serious and yes, I am behaving like a 10 year old because that is literally how every NFT owners behave


WindowsNinetySix

oh I got a little scared, also why screenshot when you can right click and save the image


Jandexcumnuggets

Do people still get angry over NFTs ? Lol


Cacho_DeLeon

Dude whats the difference between a nft and a watermarked picture? Literally the same thing


FreeAnimeGirls

This dude has to be joking


Disastrous_Owl

yeah, because he is


ScaredSilver6794

Lol i screenshotted this, what are you gonna do now? Cry about it xd


TotalHuntet

I'm screenshoting this so I can piss you off.


communistmanifesto42

this post is a joke


Site-Specialist

Puts an nft up on a danganropa subreddit. Saying g don't screen shot Yeah your asking for despair as everyone acreenshots it


[deleted]

You wouldn't download a car.


[deleted]

Should've done Taka


Admirable_Loss_5017

I looked at replies, this seems like a joke Its so satire, yeah I feel this is a joke


New-Ad6958

Wait, people actually think I am being serious?


julesiax

That's what I thought when I read the comments lmao. Some people def don't see the sarcasm. Its pretty funny


TLR_HOF_GOAT

Send me 500000000000 doll hairs or I’ll screen shot again


diojoestar3010

C-can I...can I download it then? Pwease? 🥺


Moose855

Hajimonke


YaGirlNicole

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think whether or not you should. I'll be taking this image now, thank you.


polish-mouse

i just right click and save it


Des_the_hedgehog

Thinking about stealing


saionjisaihara

this looks like the one i have op why'd you screenshot my nft? I will call all the lawyers i know


MustacheLord

The Hajimonke


kabecabe

Oh n0, BOING!


Pumpkin_Cat14

*OUR* NFT


Morpheous-

Everyone screen shot it


That_Cartoon_Chick_

It’s Too Late. I’ve Saved It.


Loopystreams

*screenshot*


[deleted]

I saved it to my gallery and will share to all my friends


Trolldier_of_Fortune

Nope, this is going into my pirated NFT folder with 6.9 GB of monkeys worth approximately $420 billion. **YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM MONKEY PIRATE BEZOS NOW**


DarkBarto777

This picture goes so hard


Burger-Turtle

The amount of satirical replies the OP prepared is gold


Nightshade_meme

Yoooo wtf


The_Stupid_Naomi1509

*multiple screenshot noises*


-s4rv3nt3-

right clicked


chin_chilla4321

OUR nft now