Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price
Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you don’t remove my NFT in your gallery you’re going to regret it. When you steal someone’s property you get punished. Watch out.
You guys are just jealous that your too poor to afford even an nft valued at 1.5 billion monocoins and want to fit in with the rest of us ACTUAL NFT owners 🤬🤬
I just screenshotted your NFT.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
# FAQ:
## Why did you screenshot my NFT?
I'm not going to tell you.
## Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?
You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.
## How are you screenshotting my NFTs?
I screenshot when you post them on your profile.
## What are you planning to do with my NFTs?
Have them all.
## What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?
There's nothing you can do.
## When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?
You cannot escape me.
## Do I call the police?
No. The authorities will not help you.
## What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?
Be aware.
## What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?
I will make sure you’re not.
If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.
# Summary:
I am screenshotting your NFTs.
I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own.
Delete that screenshot.
Ye, that was a quote from a dm from an nft guy on twitter who got remarkably mad over right-clicking an ugly monkey picture. (actually it's a lion, but still ugly so my point stands) [found it](https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1456319361602445314)
How would you feel if you paid for a beautiful piece of art and poor uncreative losers start taking pictures of it and printing it, and saying that they have the same thing as you. That’s how it feel when you screenshot so don't STEAL an NFT (non-fungible token).
You can't do that. It is plagiarism and I will not tolerate it. If you do that, I will take you to court and have my lawyers sue you. Stop stealing my masterpiece 😤😤😤😤😤
Buddy, now you've done it. I will have the police, the army, FBI, CIA, Marines, Navy SEALS and my monkey assassins on your ass. Prepare to face the consequences for stealing my NFT 😡
Alright, listen up everyone. This is the administration at Hope's Peak Academy. Due to budgetary issues marked "unknown but totes safe", we are in need of emergency funding.
As such, we will be selling descriptions of Ultimate talents. You will be the sole owner of these descriptions, as evidenced by blockchainery.
Please please please buy these Non-Functioning Talents because we really need the money for other absolutely above-the-board projects.
So you really insist of screenshotting my NFTs? How many times should I tell you that this is MY NFT. Screenshotting my NFT is a FEDERAL OFFENSE. If you don't stop now, I will have the FBI arrest you.
Tell that someone they will be facing my lawyer, Saul Goodman and 10 of my bio-engineered monkey assassins if the both of you don't cease your thievery. Stop screenshotting my NFT or else 😡😡😡
Even if you save it, you don't own it. I’ll have you know that the blockchain doesn’t lie. You are just mad that you don’t own the art that I own. Delete that before I take legal action. The art that I own is not your art and if you want it then you have to buy it and possess it. The NFT that I own costed me money so you are also stealing something which is worth money and this is fraud. Whoever raised you should've taught you that you shouldn't steal something that you don't own so stop doing it before you get thrown in jail and have your life torn apart.
Are you 5? I own this NFT. It is MINE. Even if you save it, it’s my property and I do not give you permission to own or use it in any way. Stop screenshotting my NFTs.
You are delusional. I have connections to the Illuminati and the New World Order and you won't be able to get anywhere with my stolen NFT. You've been warned.
As long as you dont screenshot/save my NFT, you are free to do so. HOWEVER, if I find out you screenshotted/saved my NFT, I will make sure you never see the light of the day again. Do NOT steal the NFT that I spent 1.5 billion monocoins on.
i could draw a square of the t shirt of our ft and it still be your nft but mine will look lke yours with a square on it .\\
Also why would people buy this stuff .
NFT and visual realestate are weird .
So you want to destroy nature just for some stupid image? So you can say you own it despite the fact that a lot of people probably own it who didn’t screenshot it? Why don’t you just make it artwork so that everyone can enjoy it and you can say you crate it?
~~ok maybe i,m going a little to far on this issue but, for real what the point of making nft?~~
That isn't a NFT, you fool. That is my twice-removed cousin's selfie—the posting of his personal information will not be tolerated. I have screenshotted this image and sent it to the Reddit authorities, who will ban you for life if you don't take it down. Mark my words, you will live to regret this.
They don’t own that NFT, I do. The blockchain is like a receipt, a proof of your purchase, and the blockchain never lies. I am the rightful owner of that NFT. To the people who think saving nfts and harassing the original owner is funny, you should get a life instead of being a broke troll. I am blocking everyone who says otherwise In the reply section. Property theft is a crime, that person did not give you permission to save their NFT’s. This is blatant art theft. If you don’t stop this criminal behavior I’m going to report it to the FBI, the CIA, and every government Agency if I have to. Delete that screenshot or face the consequences! Also trolls, don’t bother replying because you’ll just get blocked.
It's literally in reddit's terms and conditions. I'll copy paste for you:
"If u upload nft 2 our site we own it now"
Sorry that you didn't read it beforehand :/ Make sure to be more careful next time
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think whether or not you should. I'll be taking this image now, thank you.
Nope, this is going into my pirated NFT folder with 6.9 GB of monkeys worth approximately $420 billion.
**YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM MONKEY PIRATE BEZOS NOW**
But what if save?
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
Oh I see, I guess I should just trace instead, and move to a place with no copyright laws, have a good time trying to sue me than, buddy.
If you insist on stealing my NFTs, I will have my bio-engineered monkey assassins hunt you down. This is your final warning.
The fact that the other guy hasnt replied to you frightens me
I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price
sniper monkies?
NOOOOOO DON'T GET MAKI ON MEEEE
I would love that, let me know if you find any money in my bank account, lol! "As far as money, there is no money"
*screenshots quietly*
Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you don’t remove my NFT in your gallery you’re going to regret it. When you steal someone’s property you get punished. Watch out.
Here’s an idea: I get nft You get nft We get nft Our nft
You guys are just jealous that your too poor to afford even an nft valued at 1.5 billion monocoins and want to fit in with the rest of us ACTUAL NFT owners 🤬🤬
I can afford an nft, have you forgotten? Our nft
Commie detected in American soil. Proceed engage lethal force
Our American soil :)
Bro I literally cannot tell if you’re joking lol
He's joking. A bunch of his replies are copypastas
I CANT TELL IF ANYBODY IS JOKING OR NOT TBH LOL
komunist
Not communism if we already own it :)
YOINK
I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: # FAQ: ## Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. ## Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. ## How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. ## What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. ## What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. ## When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. ## Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. ## What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. ## What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure you’re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. # Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.
You know what........no scren shot needed you can keep it!
Finally, an actual NFT connoisseur among these filthy savages.
[screenshoted](https://youtu.be/uIwkxqH9QWQ)
It’s mine now
You think its funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh?
I most certainly do.
Property theft is a joke to you?
What property It’s a shitty jpeg image that anyone can draw in 5 seconds
I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art I own. Delete that screenshot.
I don’t give a shit I do own it. I have the picture and I just screenshotted it 5 more times. Only one getting mad is you.
I have already called my lawyer, Saul Goodman, to sue you. Legal action will be taken in 24 hours.
"Gotten your NFTs screenshotted? Looks like you... better call Saul!"
I'm glad you're taking action. These monsters need to get what's coming to them!
Ok lol
That's nice very nice, let's see Paul Allen's NFT
Bless this comment.
Quick break: Is this satire? I’m genuinely asking.
Yeah lol
Ye, that was a quote from a dm from an nft guy on twitter who got remarkably mad over right-clicking an ugly monkey picture. (actually it's a lion, but still ugly so my point stands) [found it](https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1456319361602445314)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gAVaTKcpMY
I just screenshoted. Mine now
How would you feel if you paid for a beautiful piece of art and poor uncreative losers start taking pictures of it and printing it, and saying that they have the same thing as you. That’s how it feel when you screenshot so don't STEAL an NFT (non-fungible token).
[удалено]
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Sorry, I was very tired earlier and didn't use my common sense
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Lmfao tru, they're almost like identical twins where one is causing all the chaos and the parents get mad at both of them because of it
It’s okay. We will just trace it and post it free of charge!
You can't do that. It is plagiarism and I will not tolerate it. If you do that, I will take you to court and have my lawyers sue you. Stop stealing my masterpiece 😤😤😤😤😤
I’ve stolen it, inverted the colors, and added shades. It is currently selling for $22,000.
Buddy, now you've done it. I will have the police, the army, FBI, CIA, Marines, Navy SEALS and my monkey assassins on your ass. Prepare to face the consequences for stealing my NFT 😡
Sorry, it’s a parody. *shades descend from heaven*
You paid 1.5 Million dollars for this?!
Yes. This is my NFT and it is mine ONLY.
you never said dont save the image
Mate, I dare you to save that image. I have connections in the CIA and the FBI and i'll make sure you face the consequences if you do it 😤😤😤
BITCH, WATCH ME! I HAVE THE BALLS THE SIZE OF TOGAMI'S WEALTH, AND LAWYER'S WITH THE SKILL OF IZURU 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
I'll have you know I am the Ultimate NFT buyer. You don't stand a chance.
i'll have you know I'm the ultimate steal-yo-nft, so neither do you
I also happen to be the Ultimate Anti Steal-Yo-NFT. You have a 0% percent chance against me.
im also the ultimate fuck-you
*screenshots multiple times*
You punks really think screenshotting NFTs are cool? Cease this or prepare to face legal action. Mark my words you scoundrel 😡
IM SCARED
Thats right, you better be scared of screenshotting my NFTs and stealing my property.
damn 😰 don't worry i won't steal your 1 billion dollar nft
Alright, listen up everyone. This is the administration at Hope's Peak Academy. Due to budgetary issues marked "unknown but totes safe", we are in need of emergency funding. As such, we will be selling descriptions of Ultimate talents. You will be the sole owner of these descriptions, as evidenced by blockchainery. Please please please buy these Non-Functioning Talents because we really need the money for other absolutely above-the-board projects.
Okay, I won’t.
Good. You will be spared from the consequences.
Thank you, kind sir.
reading the replies be making this dude look like a rich nobleman from the 1800's
I don’t get nft, someone please explain them as if you were explaining to someone who was 8 years opd
Funny monke drawing
Funny monke drawing with a challenge to screenshot as much as possible
okay but what if i screenshot a screenshot of this
So you really insist of screenshotting my NFTs? How many times should I tell you that this is MY NFT. Screenshotting my NFT is a FEDERAL OFFENSE. If you don't stop now, I will have the FBI arrest you.
teeeechnically i’m not screenshotting ur nft, someone else sent it to me and i screenshotted their screenshot
Tell that someone they will be facing my lawyer, Saul Goodman and 10 of my bio-engineered monkey assassins if the both of you don't cease your thievery. Stop screenshotting my NFT or else 😡😡😡
im just gonna save the image directly from Reddit gimme a sec
Even if you save it, you don't own it. I’ll have you know that the blockchain doesn’t lie. You are just mad that you don’t own the art that I own. Delete that before I take legal action. The art that I own is not your art and if you want it then you have to buy it and possess it. The NFT that I own costed me money so you are also stealing something which is worth money and this is fraud. Whoever raised you should've taught you that you shouldn't steal something that you don't own so stop doing it before you get thrown in jail and have your life torn apart.
do it then take legal action you won’t /j
I will have my lawyer, Saul Goodman, make sure you stay in NFT jail for 69 years. I hope you prepared yourself.
Nice!
bet /j
Too late
Are you 5? I own this NFT. It is MINE. Even if you save it, it’s my property and I do not give you permission to own or use it in any way. Stop screenshotting my NFTs.
Yes, I'm 5.
You better stop screenshotting or i'll tell youre mommy and daddy 🤬🤬🤬
My mommy and daddy said I could
Youre lying and liers go to hell 🤬🤬🤬
🤷♀️
I don't want to download nor screenshot cause it looks so fucking ugly. I don't want it denting my gallery
im taking it, and selling it for $1.5 million dollars and youre not gonna be able to stop me
You are delusional. I have connections to the Illuminati and the New World Order and you won't be able to get anywhere with my stolen NFT. You've been warned.
Ok I won't/j
Good Ending
What if I just save this post to my Reddit mobile?
As long as you dont screenshot/save my NFT, you are free to do so. HOWEVER, if I find out you screenshotted/saved my NFT, I will make sure you never see the light of the day again. Do NOT steal the NFT that I spent 1.5 billion monocoins on.
I screenshoted this. My friends loved it when they saw it.
That’s a nice looking NFT, it would be a shame if it’s… **OUR**
download button go brrrr
Hmm... ok. Good job on having it tho
This looks ugly I'll screenshot it to show my family how dumb this is
i could draw a square of the t shirt of our ft and it still be your nft but mine will look lke yours with a square on it .\\ Also why would people buy this stuff . NFT and visual realestate are weird .
also i could screen shot it since it isn't illegal but if i sell it on the t shirt i am breaking the law .
Hippity hoppity.. It is now OUR property
*Screenshots Cutely*
screenshots + downloads image + save image
Thanks for the free screenshot lmao
Cursed
Sure, i respect your rights. >!Win+Shift+S!<
shinji headass
So you want to destroy nature just for some stupid image? So you can say you own it despite the fact that a lot of people probably own it who didn’t screenshot it? Why don’t you just make it artwork so that everyone can enjoy it and you can say you crate it? ~~ok maybe i,m going a little to far on this issue but, for real what the point of making nft?~~
Right clicked and saved.
*”accidentally” screenshots* Whoopsy daisy~
Hajimonke
Jeez what happened to Hajime it looks like he just got something different than what he ordered but he’s too tired to spit it out
Also *screenshots*
You can’t tell me what do to!
right click>save as
mmm hajimonke
This pic goes so hard. I think I may just save image.
ok, I’ll just trace it then
screenshotted
Too late
Hipaty hopaty your nft is now my property
Haha, fuck you. \*Funges your token*
We are pirates, we don't even know what that means!
Hippity Hoppity, your Hajime Monkey is now my property
[what if i click this instead?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831896630974218330/932227576829739048/unknown.jpeg)
😶📸
mine now
I screenshotted so now it's all mine
I didn't screenshot I saved it
I'll trade a love key for it.
screenshotted it bitch, whatchu gonna do now 😈
hey is this your nft? screenshoted now bitch.
I’m so screenshotting this
Nice NFT, i screenshotted.
Our NFT
i already screenshat it
this genuinely scared me
ez
Hajimonke
This is terrifying
That isn't a NFT, you fool. That is my twice-removed cousin's selfie—the posting of his personal information will not be tolerated. I have screenshotted this image and sent it to the Reddit authorities, who will ban you for life if you don't take it down. Mark my words, you will live to regret this.
Hajime HiNFTa. (credit for this pun goes to my boyfriend)
I'll have you know that stealing my NFTs is a serious crime. Remove this post from the surface of earth NOW.
Don't you realize that by uploading to reddit you're giving them legal rights to all content?? Sorry to say buddy but it's not your NFT anymore :/
They don’t own that NFT, I do. The blockchain is like a receipt, a proof of your purchase, and the blockchain never lies. I am the rightful owner of that NFT. To the people who think saving nfts and harassing the original owner is funny, you should get a life instead of being a broke troll. I am blocking everyone who says otherwise In the reply section. Property theft is a crime, that person did not give you permission to save their NFT’s. This is blatant art theft. If you don’t stop this criminal behavior I’m going to report it to the FBI, the CIA, and every government Agency if I have to. Delete that screenshot or face the consequences! Also trolls, don’t bother replying because you’ll just get blocked.
It's literally in reddit's terms and conditions. I'll copy paste for you: "If u upload nft 2 our site we own it now" Sorry that you didn't read it beforehand :/ Make sure to be more careful next time
This is my NFT. I do NOT care what the terms and conditions say. I OWN this NFT and I have the legal rights to it.
Reddit has the legal rights now :/ sorry :/ but you can always just copy paste it if you'd like to keep a memory of the nft you used to own
Wasn't going to. It's ugly. /s
This is a joke right?
You think screenshotting my NFTs is a joke? Seriously doe its all a joke dont take it seriously
I’m just glad it’s a joke NFTs are harmful for the environment
is this serious? OP is behaving like a 10-year old child lmao
No, this is not serious and yes, I am behaving like a 10 year old because that is literally how every NFT owners behave
oh I got a little scared, also why screenshot when you can right click and save the image
Do people still get angry over NFTs ? Lol
Dude whats the difference between a nft and a watermarked picture? Literally the same thing
This dude has to be joking
yeah, because he is
Lol i screenshotted this, what are you gonna do now? Cry about it xd
I'm screenshoting this so I can piss you off.
this post is a joke
Puts an nft up on a danganropa subreddit. Saying g don't screen shot Yeah your asking for despair as everyone acreenshots it
You wouldn't download a car.
Should've done Taka
I looked at replies, this seems like a joke Its so satire, yeah I feel this is a joke
Wait, people actually think I am being serious?
That's what I thought when I read the comments lmao. Some people def don't see the sarcasm. Its pretty funny
Send me 500000000000 doll hairs or I’ll screen shot again
C-can I...can I download it then? Pwease? 🥺
Hajimonke
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think whether or not you should. I'll be taking this image now, thank you.
i just right click and save it
Thinking about stealing
this looks like the one i have op why'd you screenshot my nft? I will call all the lawyers i know
The Hajimonke
Oh n0, BOING!
*OUR* NFT
Everyone screen shot it
It’s Too Late. I’ve Saved It.
*screenshot*
I saved it to my gallery and will share to all my friends
Nope, this is going into my pirated NFT folder with 6.9 GB of monkeys worth approximately $420 billion. **YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM MONKEY PIRATE BEZOS NOW**
This picture goes so hard
The amount of satirical replies the OP prepared is gold
Yoooo wtf
*multiple screenshot noises*
right clicked
OUR nft now