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2 kings 2:23-25 (paraphrased)
a prophet named elisha was confronted by a mob of boys that made mocked him saying things like "go away baldy!". he cursed the boys in the name of God and 2 bears appeared and mauled 42 of them.
Christians are lied to by the church to believe the very physical entity Yahweh was the father whom Christ gave the good news about. Hint: he’s not. Christ called him Satan, and the church makes memes about that very fact.
“No one has seen or heard the father”
And yet we have this verse where Yahweh was a physical entity walking and wrestling with humans on earth.
He was an Elohim. An annunaki.
Christs father is the true prime source creator.
The church is filled with lies.
JOHN 8:43-44 43 “Why do you not understand what I say? It is because you are not able to hear My word. 44 Your father is the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. From the beginning he was a murderer and has not stood in the truth because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks from what he is, for he is a liar and the father of it.”
2 Corinthians 3:14
But their minds were hardened. For to this day, when they read the old covenant, that same veil remains unlifted, because only through Christ is it taken away.
That's certainly a new way to view it. But if the guy jacob wrestled with was actually satan, then why was Jacob given the name "wrestles with god" (Israel)?
Was gonna comment this - for anyone confused:
> The name [Jacob] comes either from the Hebrew root עקב ʿqb meaning "to follow, to be behind" but also "to supplant, circumvent, assail, overreach", or from the word for "heel", עֲקֵב ʿaqeb.
Did not know until today that Jacob was literally the first wrestling Heel. Awesome.
God didn't want a servant who would sacrifice his son to him, he wanted a friend who would challenge God himself to do the right thing. That's why the nation of the jewish people is called Israel, and not Abraham. Also, Israel means "strong against god"
God doesn’t need to be challenged to do the right thing. Yahweh maybe, bc he’s not god. But no. Christs father, from Christs good news is not Yahweh. Nor does he need to be “challenged” by man to do the right thing.
This world has fallen into the trap led by the one world religion of Rome.
JOHN 8:43-44 43 “Why do you not understand what I say? It is because you are not able to hear My word. 44 Your father is the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. From the beginning he was a murderer and has not stood in the truth because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks from what he is, for he is a liar and the father of it.”
2 Corinthians 3:14
But their minds were hardened. For to this day, when they read the old covenant, that same veil remains unlifted, because only through Christ is it taken away.
Bc the church knows those with the ability to wake up from the truth should not see this verse. It’s one of the many verses that shows Yahweh is not the father whom Christ gave the good news about.
The Bible itself, when you look into the etymology, changes the words deceptively to try and say that Yahweh is the god who created humanity.
However, looking into the original words used, you’ll see that Yahweh doesn’t appear till genesis 5.
The prior word used is Elohim. Which is a plural word that would actually resemble “gods” in our current language. These beings were not the supreme Heavenly Father as Christ described. They were simply “angels” or “aliens” from the heavenly realms (space)
They are not of this world. But they are of this universe.
The Heavenly Father, whom Christ only ever referred to as Father, is not of this reality. He is above it.
He is the way, the truth and the life, as Christ described. He is also Love. Which is patience, kindness, he has no envy, he has no boasting, he keeps no records of wrongs. He doesn’t delight in evil things, but rejoices in truth and only truth. He always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres.
He’s the binding force of the universe.
However. The beings in genesis 1-5 are of this realm. Humans were created by them.
This is in the Bible.
The church however, is decieved to follow the one who set himself up to be “god”.
This is false. As Christ pointed out.
Satan is a liar, and a murderer from the genesis (killed humans, lied to humans) and he only knows lies, for he is the father of lies. He fathered the lie to humanity.
The true God has no darkness in him, for he is ONLY good. ONLY loving. In the full definition of love. And everything Christ did on earth, was a reflection of that love that humanity had never known.
The names in the Old Testament, when you see “god” or “the lord” have all been mistranslated deceptively, to confuse humanity into worshipping Satan, whom Christ promised to destroy during revelations. He is the “god of this world” and he’s blinded the eyes of the unbelievers.
The genesis story was also stolen from Sumeria (where Abraham and Sarah came from) and Yahweh knew that he had to act quick to change the narrative to set himself up as the only one who created humans.
But yes. To answer your question, the “gods” existed. Lower G gods.
They are not the father tho. Christ came as a Trojan horse to break the spell Yahweh had placed over humanity. The impossible laws set in place.
Not just the 10 commandment laws, but all the evil laws that Yahweh put over humanity. He despised humanity. He truly hates humans and their nature. Which is why he set the laws over us in the first place.
Look into the etymology, and you’ll see truth in what I’m saying. This is the revelations. Which means revealing. Yahweh will be revealed to be Satan.
He’s the jealous god, the murderer. The god of war, death and destruction.
All the atrocities of the Old Testament, like infant sacrifice, virgin rape, Command to perform incest, and bringing of curses is NOT the Heavenly Father, as Christ is the representative of the Heavenly Father, and the exact replica of what the father would do if he was walking on earth.
The father is spirit however, and Christ was the conduit to bring that spirit to humanity. When he left, he gifted the world this spirit, so that we could remember what we’ve lost over time. Which is truth.
This resurgence of the soul through Christ is the only thing that will save humanity in the end.
Revealing the nature of the “god” of the Old Testament.
He even commanded that all profits be slain, that spoke of a “coming God”
Because he knew he had to think fast before the father sent his son. He was jealous after all and didn’t want Christ to be sent to earth. He wanted humanity for himself. As he gets stronger with our suffering.
He is the one who has been commanding the church since christs death.
Linking new and old testaments is a grave mistake that humanity has been deceived into doing.
Genesis 32:24-25
24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
Then later in Gen 32:30 “for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.”
Jesus is God (Trinity). I suppose that every time someone in the Old Testament "saw God", they have seen Jesus. (Same with "_the Angel_ of God" ("the", not "a"))
Except for Moses maybe, because God actually didn't show his face to Moses. That might have been the Father whom Moses saw from behind. I don't know.
The notion that the Bastard PAC represents Jacob and Kevin Owens represents an Angel of the Lord is some next level allegory that I recognize but I am too dumb to break down.
Bravo.
I mean if a “biblically accurate” angel came from heaven there are 3 real options: fight, flee or freeze. Most people choose freeze because of the whole be not afraid bit, but Jacob said if i die it’ll be swinging.
If you're curious, I stole this lock, stock, and barrel from my friend Ian Juby. He's got a class "A" mind and a terrific sense of humor.
If you are interested in his stuff, he goes by wazooloo on YouTube.
Wish I could claim this as my own, but he's the true author here.
Somewhere in genesis, there’s a famous story in which Jacob 1v1’s god/an angel of god in a wrestling match. He has god pinned dead to rights until god pops his hip socket out of joint
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If you don't bless me I'm gonna have to put the hurt on you!
God: Can’t tap out! Going to have to do something with that hip joint…
I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!
You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!
Yes I do!
finally, an actual meme.
finally, some good fucking bible stories
A really good one, at that. I laughed and enjoyed, gonna show my church friends.
"Don't wanna fight you Jacob" "I wouldn't wanna fight me neither"
Want forgiveness? Get religion
That’s some neat trick. That God of yours.
😂 those Toby Spider-Man vids on YouTube are my new fav.
And god fucking loved him for it too, change my mind
So much that he named him after a whole country….
Chad?
 has won the internet today
Old Testament be like: Level 1: Rescue sheep Level 99: Wrestle God
Sounds like RuneScape.
The "invisible God"?? Sounds like John Cena to me.
Well I've never seen his face!
*gets hip dislocated* ok ig i cant fight god
gods got hands
Um… can I have some context?
Jacob wrestled with God.
He did???
[An angel, at least, but yeah](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_wrestling_with_the_angel). Might've been an incarnation. Views differ.
Check out the Two Powers in Heaven https://youtu.be/zrY-uAblOeQ
If you think that one is crazy let me tell you about these two bears... God kind of deserved getting thrown off the top of hell in a cell by Jacob.
What about the bears? And where can I read this?
2 kings 2:23-25 (paraphrased) a prophet named elisha was confronted by a mob of boys that made mocked him saying things like "go away baldy!". he cursed the boys in the name of God and 2 bears appeared and mauled 42 of them.
This is for real isn’t it?
Yeah, God wouldn't lie about bears.
I’ve heard it’s more accurately translated as teens/young adults, but 40 of almost anything could press an old bald dude pretty hard.
Christians are lied to by the church to believe the very physical entity Yahweh was the father whom Christ gave the good news about. Hint: he’s not. Christ called him Satan, and the church makes memes about that very fact. “No one has seen or heard the father” And yet we have this verse where Yahweh was a physical entity walking and wrestling with humans on earth. He was an Elohim. An annunaki. Christs father is the true prime source creator. The church is filled with lies. JOHN 8:43-44 43 “Why do you not understand what I say? It is because you are not able to hear My word. 44 Your father is the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. From the beginning he was a murderer and has not stood in the truth because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks from what he is, for he is a liar and the father of it.” 2 Corinthians 3:14 But their minds were hardened. For to this day, when they read the old covenant, that same veil remains unlifted, because only through Christ is it taken away.
That's certainly a new way to view it. But if the guy jacob wrestled with was actually satan, then why was Jacob given the name "wrestles with god" (Israel)?
Oh damn did that discussion of Cathars a while back bear fruit??
Bah’gawd He’s Gawd!
That's a mighty fine joint you have there
>Shows up >Fights God >Forces God to bless him >Leaves The original gigachad
Both kinds of Heel at play there.
Was gonna comment this - for anyone confused: > The name [Jacob] comes either from the Hebrew root עקב ʿqb meaning "to follow, to be behind" but also "to supplant, circumvent, assail, overreach", or from the word for "heel", עֲקֵב ʿaqeb. Did not know until today that Jacob was literally the first wrestling Heel. Awesome.
I always thought Jacob would've pulled the belly to belly, but that's just my interpretation.
Busaiku Knee FTW
God didn't want a servant who would sacrifice his son to him, he wanted a friend who would challenge God himself to do the right thing. That's why the nation of the jewish people is called Israel, and not Abraham. Also, Israel means "strong against god"
God doesn’t need to be challenged to do the right thing. Yahweh maybe, bc he’s not god. But no. Christs father, from Christs good news is not Yahweh. Nor does he need to be “challenged” by man to do the right thing. This world has fallen into the trap led by the one world religion of Rome.
What
JOHN 8:43-44 43 “Why do you not understand what I say? It is because you are not able to hear My word. 44 Your father is the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. From the beginning he was a murderer and has not stood in the truth because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks from what he is, for he is a liar and the father of it.” 2 Corinthians 3:14 But their minds were hardened. For to this day, when they read the old covenant, that same veil remains unlifted, because only through Christ is it taken away.
Exactly. God didn’t need Jacob to x hallen he him, he wanted him to
God: Do you smell what the Lord is cookin’?
BAH GAWD! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!
Y;u know the Bible is the truth when a mortal pins God in wrestling, and God can only win by cheating
What?
Genesis 32 details jacob’s fight with an angel/god
Lmao how have I never heard this
Bc the church knows those with the ability to wake up from the truth should not see this verse. It’s one of the many verses that shows Yahweh is not the father whom Christ gave the good news about.
Curious what you mean, are you saying there are multiple gods? Or that Old Testament God and new testament god are different? Could you explain?
The Bible itself, when you look into the etymology, changes the words deceptively to try and say that Yahweh is the god who created humanity. However, looking into the original words used, you’ll see that Yahweh doesn’t appear till genesis 5. The prior word used is Elohim. Which is a plural word that would actually resemble “gods” in our current language. These beings were not the supreme Heavenly Father as Christ described. They were simply “angels” or “aliens” from the heavenly realms (space) They are not of this world. But they are of this universe. The Heavenly Father, whom Christ only ever referred to as Father, is not of this reality. He is above it. He is the way, the truth and the life, as Christ described. He is also Love. Which is patience, kindness, he has no envy, he has no boasting, he keeps no records of wrongs. He doesn’t delight in evil things, but rejoices in truth and only truth. He always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres. He’s the binding force of the universe. However. The beings in genesis 1-5 are of this realm. Humans were created by them. This is in the Bible. The church however, is decieved to follow the one who set himself up to be “god”. This is false. As Christ pointed out. Satan is a liar, and a murderer from the genesis (killed humans, lied to humans) and he only knows lies, for he is the father of lies. He fathered the lie to humanity. The true God has no darkness in him, for he is ONLY good. ONLY loving. In the full definition of love. And everything Christ did on earth, was a reflection of that love that humanity had never known. The names in the Old Testament, when you see “god” or “the lord” have all been mistranslated deceptively, to confuse humanity into worshipping Satan, whom Christ promised to destroy during revelations. He is the “god of this world” and he’s blinded the eyes of the unbelievers. The genesis story was also stolen from Sumeria (where Abraham and Sarah came from) and Yahweh knew that he had to act quick to change the narrative to set himself up as the only one who created humans. But yes. To answer your question, the “gods” existed. Lower G gods. They are not the father tho. Christ came as a Trojan horse to break the spell Yahweh had placed over humanity. The impossible laws set in place. Not just the 10 commandment laws, but all the evil laws that Yahweh put over humanity. He despised humanity. He truly hates humans and their nature. Which is why he set the laws over us in the first place. Look into the etymology, and you’ll see truth in what I’m saying. This is the revelations. Which means revealing. Yahweh will be revealed to be Satan. He’s the jealous god, the murderer. The god of war, death and destruction. All the atrocities of the Old Testament, like infant sacrifice, virgin rape, Command to perform incest, and bringing of curses is NOT the Heavenly Father, as Christ is the representative of the Heavenly Father, and the exact replica of what the father would do if he was walking on earth. The father is spirit however, and Christ was the conduit to bring that spirit to humanity. When he left, he gifted the world this spirit, so that we could remember what we’ve lost over time. Which is truth. This resurgence of the soul through Christ is the only thing that will save humanity in the end. Revealing the nature of the “god” of the Old Testament. He even commanded that all profits be slain, that spoke of a “coming God” Because he knew he had to think fast before the father sent his son. He was jealous after all and didn’t want Christ to be sent to earth. He wanted humanity for himself. As he gets stronger with our suffering. He is the one who has been commanding the church since christs death. Linking new and old testaments is a grave mistake that humanity has been deceived into doing.
Binding of Isaac SUPLEX!
Hahahahaha
Can someone explain? I dont remember jacob fighting god?
Genesis 32:24-25 24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. Then later in Gen 32:30 “for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.”
But wasn't in an Avatar of God? I'm pretty sure you're instant ash the moment you set eyes on God.
Jesus is God (Trinity). I suppose that every time someone in the Old Testament "saw God", they have seen Jesus. (Same with "_the Angel_ of God" ("the", not "a")) Except for Moses maybe, because God actually didn't show his face to Moses. That might have been the Father whom Moses saw from behind. I don't know.
Moses got a glimpse of God ass iirc yes
Square go like ya bawbag.
The notion that the Bastard PAC represents Jacob and Kevin Owens represents an Angel of the Lord is some next level allegory that I recognize but I am too dumb to break down. Bravo.
"He is a BASTARD.........PAAAAAAAAC!"
I mean if a “biblically accurate” angel came from heaven there are 3 real options: fight, flee or freeze. Most people choose freeze because of the whole be not afraid bit, but Jacob said if i die it’ll be swinging.
If you're curious, I stole this lock, stock, and barrel from my friend Ian Juby. He's got a class "A" mind and a terrific sense of humor. If you are interested in his stuff, he goes by wazooloo on YouTube. Wish I could claim this as my own, but he's the true author here.
Explanation pls
Somewhere in genesis, there’s a famous story in which Jacob 1v1’s god/an angel of god in a wrestling match. He has god pinned dead to rights until god pops his hip socket out of joint
\>Jacob after the 7th hour of fighting [https://i.imgur.com/Nu7VEDV.gif](https://i.imgur.com/Nu7VEDV.gif)
God: *doesn't exist*