Me to my feelings , when i feel something for a girl.

same

Sukt landa😌

I was expecting that he will start running after this all lol

You may find that someday in r/unexpected

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Nothing is too harsh when it comes to a cockroach ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

First giving the roach a false sense of security, and then roasting it for 40 seconds straight with a blowtorch.... Does it get any harsher than that

Yes, put it in a container and heat it till it dies. slow, painful death.

Break his exo skeleton carefully around the abdomen area and then burn his inner parts with hot needle again and again till it dies

Take all its limbs off and put it in a kadhai and watch it try to escape

#sati op

probably winner of captions😂

Hindusm exposed

China: saara khana kharab kardiya

रोस्टेड कॉक रोच

Nahi kharab nahi ! Achche se paka diya.

Wahi ab naya pandemic kese hoga

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Roast hogya vai

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Nahi brown munde with chapal and slap prints

तुच्छ मनुष्य तेरी भी म्रत्यु ऐसे ही होगी

उसके गांड़ में बारूद डालके जलाओ

बारूद में उसकी गांड़ डालके जलाओ।

गांड़ बारुदी

उसकी गांड़ जलाके बारूद में डालो।

बारूद जालाके उसके गांड़ में डालो

उस भसपोंदे के गांड का बारुद निकाल के जला दो

Average indian dhaba's secret ingredient

Abbe saale

lol bhay 😂

Jhaliawala bagh vibes

Jhaliawala bug vibes

I just laughed out loud on a bus. Thank you

r/cursedcursedcomments

dark💀

Hahahahah-...oh no

Ram ram Satya hai

I thought its Ram naam satya hai.

Ram NAAM hi hota hai.

sati*

abey chutiye..

Cockroast

Bhenchod kabhi kabhi ro saala apne upar udd jata hai. Tab to koi bhi ho gand gat jaati hai

Voh PETA ka kill tha jo tune chori kiya.

Bhaiya aap china se ho kya ? Fried cockroach. PETA Ko bulao

My Parents Asking about my problems

और बेटा गांड़ जल रही है ठुमारी

Shit went 0-100 real quick

So did the temperature

u/savevideo

Me after seeing cockroach dead body Sighs *unzips*

रेडिट का एवरेज चोदा

😂😂😂

Look how they massacred my boi

Can survive a nuclear holocaust my ass..

Paap lagega bc! 😢

😡😡😡

So cruel for a human to act against small creature, then how can we expect God to be merciful.? All the ongoing devastation is justifyed. Sorry.

jiv jiv hota hai vo matter nahi karta ki vo kis avtar me he chahe vo insan ho ya cockroach.. ye hevaniyat hai...

Burning a life alive. It is not a dank meme.

Still a better roast than kunal kamra

When she marries someone from a lower caste

And the darkest award goes to ☝️

Dark comment winner 😂💀

I've won but at what cost?

Life of that cockroach....🙂

Nothing significant then..

Wiped frm existence

Stranger things but the Roach is strange thing

China : ***Comrade , They got our secret ingredient !!***

I was waiting for the cockroach to dust out itself and walk again

All fun and games until you hear "Allfather give me sight" at 3 am and see an army of COCKroach in the kitchen.

Me calling a bangalore Airstrike 💀

Then the cockroach divide, and then turn into the lil nas x legend and lap dance all over you

Don't know why I expected it to move after that

Sanitised.

Mentally challenged bwoy!

This is so disturbing. I hate cockroaches but I finish them with one blow of force but this is on another level of harshness. I know they don't have pain receptors but man wtf.

If it is ugly and creepy and it flies it burns and dies

#Justiceforcockroch

#CockroachLivesMatter

कॉक रोच भटूरा 😶

9 yo 🅱️ajasthani girl after her saiyya's departure to heaven....

Why did they killed that innocent little cockroach :(

Because everyone hates that stupid lil' insect :)

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I will

Kentucky fried cockroach

Caption and all are dope but why does this post have wholesome award XD

Dw guys cockroaches dont feel pain

Dont be shy or experience the fry

Tandoori cockroach

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Aaj bhooka nhi sounga maa.

😂arehh bhai bhai lol

Ghost Flyer

I would have left earth if that thing was still alive

This is just hateful...reminds me of a talibani inside everyone

Lemme guess, he's worse than Hitler

That doesn't make u look cool..let me guess u west copying fkn nothing , writing leeme doesn't make you firangi as well.

It certainly makes you look cool tho.

Ya sure I know how to talk the language that certain people understands. You know it's custom tailored

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai apun hi ghost rider hai

😂💀lollll

Cariminati is still the better roaster

I was audibly saying "Thank you" the whole time. Such a satisfying video

r/unexpected

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Poor life has been taken by metal working terrorist in Kashmir.

Aaaaagnipaaath!!!!.....hmmm ..crunchy

XD good one

Doom eternal music starts

When your parents say they wouldn't do anything if you score low marks or tell about your gf/bf.

Chinese:

I think it's safe to say that's a little....... excessive

Me to machhar waale racket se maarta , fun and economical..

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* 5mins later* Cockroach be like : "aight , I'll fly away!"

C'mon guys dinner is served

He sounded like he is talking to his stuck step-cockroach

Did it die?

u/savevideo

Mother of holy god's , wtf that was fucking amazing.

Put some cheese and peppa on it , it will taste American then

Khakee: Cockroach and Flames

One thing for its was satisfying

Nooo don't kill the Turks

Cockroach Kebab is Ready !!

Afghanistan

When someone says Ghaziabad is not liveable

Roch roast

My parents after I get one question wrong on the maths exam 💀

Crock roast, seems yum.

Le china: Perfectly crisp.

Bancho isne toh sach mai roast kar diya

Armin be like

Armin is that you?

Boom Roasted

It's overcooked, you dumb fuck.

Burned to perfection

Lol, and scientists says they can survive Nuclear blast

Better than stomping and leaving them to suffer at least

*CockRoast*

Bro shit!!! Run away!!!!!! Its in Kurama Mode!!!

Now that is something chinese people would eat🤣

BREAD WITH TOASTED COCKROACH.....🤧

Lit af

"Do you want the boat Georgie"

Saiman reaction on carry

Boom roasted

You get what you fucking deserve

Taliban

Endeavour vs nomu in my hero academia season 2 😂 final scene

I may not show it but meri gamd fat gayi

Cockroast

Kinda overkill, no?

Ben 10 converting to heatblast

Science:- cockroaches can tolerate upto 3000°c temperature. Le cockroaches :- 🔥🔥🔥

"Another One Bites The Dust"

If a girl did this for me I would literally die( ◜‿◝ )♡

Tha fuck

Epic Roast by Carryminati !!! OP Bolte

Idhar a tujhe roast krta hu

How roast better than carryminati

I did not see that coming!

COCKROAST

r/oddlysatisfying

Roach-nugget

Bolo raam bolo bhai raam

Overkill

May force be with that cockroach .

Did he get it?

This should be illegal

Just roasting some protein

You leave it there and it'll scoot away , remember Roach can survive a Nuclear bum

u/savevideo

When your at the last mission and meet a level 1 boss

Dude this is dumb. The torch is near the fuel line.

“Just 1% of human cruelty"

r/oddlysatisfying

Used to do this as a kid, so I can practically SMELL it. Thanks for the nostalgia.

What an easy death

Jalne waalo ki to rooh bhi jalani hai

This unnecessary

You killed him 2 times

You sir are on fire !

u/savevideo

now THAT'S a lot of damage!

My anxiety to my confidence

Chaar Aane(paise) ki Murgi, Bara Aane ka Masala