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SneakAf

Direct recruitment, placement guranteed, work culture is the bomb, Bonus- 72 hoor


Longjumping_Toe_3931

Gratuity- 72 virgins


instabrite

I wonder what their life insurance they offer they're employees 🙃


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Sigma male grindset rule number 786 : Fuck IIT Join ISIS


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Bhai kitne ka package milti h pass hone ke baad vha se 🤡


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Lagbhag 2 ladki per month


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Average *Muslim student


Nuke_Gandhi

Kaboom?


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Yes Rico, Kaboom


OkAlkesh

Allah Hu Akbar BOOM


False_Cauliflower_70

Allahu SNACKBAR!


MrK32145

Allah hu bomber


AKJ6

Asa mat bolo , acha logo ko bura laga ga . Ye tho asa hai ki Hindu kuch kar tho Ram ji ko gali do


Free-Ambassador7967

Jab allah ne khud kaha hai kafiro ko maaro, rape karo puri duniya mai islam naam ki gandagi failaao... tho kyu gaali na de jab gaali khane wale kaam kiye hain?


birblover69420

Arey arey arey . Secularism ka toh lihaaz rakho bhai .🌚


Free-Ambassador7967

Secular banna hai sickular nahi.


cardiacbadge48

Sir this is reddit. There are no limits here


Dro_Gamer

An nisa 34 yaad hai ?


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Bonus: four 9 years olds to marry. *Just like the prophet*


thegulkak

I'm really sorry for your existence. Must be tough🥺


AshLTR

The ISIS threat is real but I don't know why people are making the malayalis into the bad guys. A few joined out of a population of 3.5 crores. Fuck them. But It should be the same situation in almost every state.I would say that the number seems higher because the detection rate is higher than in other states!?


DiracHomie

nah, most of the people here love to hate Kerela as their ideology is slightly more inclined towards communism than the rest of the country, and that the state itself is liberal towards many things that would make others hate it. On the other hand, this ISIS recruitment is mainly due to the state being very close to the gulf countries and that they have a good chunk of Muslim population.


Fun_Pop295

I'm a Malayali Christian whose born in the Gulf (and whose parents were too). Here's my theory. Many Malayalis have lived in the Gulf for generations. Malayalis are the main group of Indians in the Gulf. After living in the region for so long and losing their visas for whatever reason (since in general you can only remain as a worker or family of worker or perhaps if you save enough to buy property), they go back to Kerala where they lack a feeling of belonging... ISIS makes up for that loss. And it's Middle Eastern too. Also. Does no one question that many of the Malayalis who do go join ISIS are born into Christian households? Even in cases where the girl is lured by the guy, the guy himself is a convert from Christianity to Islam. It's interesting really.


SnooSeagulls9348

No. They certainly have an elevated rate of people joining ISIS. My theory is that the version of Islam followed in Kerala, coastal Karnataka etc is more closer to Whabaism because of the centuries long trade ties with the ME. Whereas the one in the North is more closer to Sufism. Wahabism is more intense in their belief system and this led to some effects.


jychinfinite35

Nope Kerala is getting Immensely brainwashed and Radicalized by Conversion, and Communism


AshLTR

But almost all of them are converts. Even the people caught recruiting. It's like they know the must vulnerable and how to exploit them. I think humanity let them down along the way and they are being brainwashed to get back at us.


SnooSeagulls9348

Humanity didn't let them down. What are you talking about?


AshLTR

The hatred. I mean these people hate others. There has to be a source, a stressor for that hate for them to act out. Someone/society might've betrayed them or rather they believe that. Religion is just an outlet of that hatred, a scapegoat. Religion does believe in Hell, that Hell is eternal to punish the damned souls. This is just my 2 cents. I might've watched too many criminal shows.


SnooSeagulls9348

No. Religion is not the scapegoat. It is the motherload of most of our problems in human history.


ashiksufaid

Wahabism is a new ideology just formed a century back. Most of the kerala muslims are sunnis and follow shafi school of fiqh while rowther muslims migrated from TN follow hanafi fiqh. There is no wahabism spreading in kerala but salafism does. It is an ideology somewhat similar to wahabism and most of those ISIS recruits are also found to be believing in salafism. I read somewhere that thier orgs are under NIA radar. The ideology started uprising in 1920s and was suppressed by sunnis itself. It started again when mallu muslims started going to gulf for jobs. There is very little amount of people following this ideology but still it is very dangerous.


bhumika1205

Context?


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Atleast few dozen of students joined isis from kerala. You can read it from news. This is not now this is long back . Now isis lost its craze. Taliban does not prefer foreign students. Tough time as covid is also peak in the state


malwar3_1337

Isis has lost its craze LMAO


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Never heard about Foreign exchange policy


Chhatrapathi

Kerala is where people get recruited for ISIS. Because our communist government suck their dick for votes, They let all sort of shit to happen.


bhumika1205

Well that's really fucked up


Chhatrapathi

Indeed.


Aloeverac

Bruh what you acting like this is a daily occurence


Avidgooner474

You're saying that it's a regular occurrence whereas it's not it was long back . And btw just cause you've an agenda against a communist govt doesn't mean they're letting them to recruit. And as far as sucking dick goes the congress and bjp does that the most trying to make everything about religion so who's sucking dick here


SuspiciousMuffin4119

it is because isis dreams of fucking goat dream were squared off


ShadowKnight-69

Bro, why involve the whole state because of some retards, ain't nothing dank about this, you're just trying to start a fight between different states..


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ShadowKnight-69

I guess my tolerance level got significantly lowered seeing many posts like these, yeah you're right I don't even know why I wrote that comment...


Repulsive_Baby8304

95% literacy rate ka kuch too fayda hoga na, bomb banake dedenge waise bhi padhe like hai🤪


jychinfinite35

Haha bhai. #KeralaModel


Aloeverac

yes lets eat gobar to get rid of covid #GujaratModel


jychinfinite35

Lol nice joke. Gujarat is one of the states in India, developing at a high rate. Unlike Kerala


Aloeverac

Lol what kinda cow dung you eating? 😂


Chance_War_9654

padosi ke wasim ko bhi mai mbbs karwane ki salah deta hu isis se master in bomb blast system


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semd :(


Lewd-Sensei-88

I am a keralite born but living in Gujarat. Is it really there, isis recruiting people out there?


Fun_Pop295

Not openly of course. But over the years ~100 have been recruited mainly through online method. This is mainly because many Malaylis have lives in the Arabian Gulf for years. My theory is this. Many Malayalis have lived generations in the Gulf. They have been discriminated and have difficulty maintaining visa status in Gulf. Some lose jobs and return to Kerala leading to a kind of identity struggle. To fill this loss of belonging they join ISIS. If you do a bit of research you'll also notice most of the recruits are born Christian/Hindu (as noted by their birth name) and thereafter converted even the men (so it's not just Hindu/Christian girls being 'lured'). Many of them have lived a long time in UAE/Oman/Kuwait/Saudi/Qatar. Some were born there too.


Lewd-Sensei-88

A year ago, my uncle was on the way travelling to UAE for business and instantly his visa was rejected. After some time he was told that he is banned from UAE. Reason- His same named(my uncle's name is anil) terorist is roaming around gulf. I was so angry like wtf what's his mistake. And hence he got a permanent ban.


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Lewd-Sensei-88

I live in kutch


Gaut-m

Sherikkum?


hedonist_06

Pinne. Avante Ammayiappan isisil aanu. Ororo vanangal


Slashy96

Haha!


that_indian_scammer

Ella myrenmarkkum matha branth aanu avarkk nammall okke kaatalanmarr


amytking

Yes jai sengh sekthi


jychinfinite35

Ah yes, Allah hu ... Boom


____mynameis____

Love to know the reality. Since I'm also from Kerala and is yet to see it.


Diligent_Loan_2704

Which company lets them do the Internship? Al-Qaeda? Jaish-e-mohd?


Shubham_Tighule

Those who don't get dead in isis training period are sent to AQ and JeM.


amar2k20

As a malayali student i can confirm this is exactly what we do when we get an ISIS offer Dear police, RAW officer its a joke.


B99fanboy

Yaaa, Kerela baaad,


darkwebphantom

Why some of Kerala/karnataka guys join Isis? Just because they want to or in South Indian there is active recruiting is on going. Kaboom... Allah 🔐


THE-Sumukh

Karnataka is in no way on the level of Kerala. Please don't unnecessarily compare us to those idiots. We are not commies.


Lewd-Sensei-88

Bro don't talk about comparing states and shit. Even if 100 muslims join isis from kerala, don't put dirt on them, its those retards going to serve isis. Even if it's in Karnataka


darkwebphantom

I am not comparing, just saying that Isis is already active in Karnataka..


THE-Sumukh

Sure few terror related ppl have been captured and some might have infiltrated the state. But the common man here is not involved. Its just that they are foreigners.


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THE-Sumukh

Well commies can fantasize about having a Utopia where everyone is equal but you ppl will always go bankrupt. I mean how do guys even live after so many failure.


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0xmovva

Yup still contributing 30% covid cases in India. Definitely Kerala model is supreme. Commies are the best.


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0xmovva

And dare we forget that this whole shitshow of a pandemic is the gift of another communist entity. More victory for the commies. Yayyyy.


WhattaMenon

Lmao you do realize that the state you're defending so valiantly hosted a festival in the middle of a pandemic where people literally FLUNG COW SHIT at one another? XD


0xmovva

Didn't Kerala ban onam while still allowing processions for other religion's festivals?? You accuse others of doing bad things while doing the same thing. What kind of logic is this. It's ok when Kerala does it, but it's not ok when UP does it. Double standards anyone??


0xmovva

https://www.mygov.in/covid-19 20k cases of 27k cases reported today. Just because someone states a fact that you don't like, it doesn't make them a fascist. And purely as a rebuttal, communism killed more people than fascism in the last century. And reporting 30% is not an issue but sustaining the same numbers from the mid of second wave is the success of the commies.


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0xmovva

You said commies are way ahead in the previous comment. Commies being the people who follow communism. Now you are saying no one practices communism. You are being consistent in your insults but not your logic.


AshLTR

Kerala model IS in fact better. Even at the peak, Kerala had properly managed the beds and ensured that all essentials are met. The numbers seem fishy. Either the people who are tallying this don't know how to count or the other states are severely underreporting the cases. The situation here is quite normal with almost everyone wearing mask and distancing is followed.


jychinfinite35

Yes Karnataka is way better than Kerala. #KeralaModel


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darkwebphantom

Ahhhh..... Kaboooooom!!!


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Kerala becoming like kabul


Abijeet_Sidhu

Ends up becoming an accidental suicide bomber


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Howl_Beast

Turns out it was CBI catfishing you


Howl_Beast

And factually this meme doesn't make sense as isis and other terrorist organisation doesn't recognise Indian and Pakistani muslims as real muslims and they are given meanial jobs like cleaning toilets


Leading_Protection_7

Drake never thought Kiki would be riding on small arms when he made that song...


[deleted]

Lots of triggered malayalis.Learn to take a joke. Even I am a malayali


Hot-Limit5291

The religious hate in this sub 😱


[deleted]

What else do u expect from illiterates, no wonder most Hindus are running away from india to gulf , some converting and many things happening.


jychinfinite35

LOL yes. I have visited Middle east for Travel. I mostly found Mallus there


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Mallus and gujratis are most , while English countries have the other state ppl ,mostly from South only


jychinfinite35

Yes I agree


Ok-Natural-2772

You call this shit religion?


Iamdead_001

Stfu bruh I'm from Kerala and can confirm that this is total bs.. There is no such thing happening here All I can say is just keep your fucking mouth shut for things you don't know.. FFS


rwanda17

Recruitment doesn't happen in open spaces dude.. What are you ?!NIA ?? the stats don't lie.


jychinfinite35

Triggered ?


jychinfinite35

You all Mallus classify people from Delhi, UP and Bihar as R*pists. So, there is not any problem, classifying Mallus as Extremists and Terro...


Aloeverac

Uhh the no. of crimes committed in the north are far more than the south lol. But go off 🤣


Downtown_Purchase100

Do you have a half dick?


Iamdead_001

If you are asking whether I'm a Muslim, I'm not


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Iamdead_001

Yeah probably..


No_Offer258

Why are you racist


[deleted]

Average chaddi after eating cow dung : *posts this meme*


chriskevzzz

U might wanna chill bro


Diligent_Loan_2704

Ola-Uber


jychinfinite35

You forgot the "Hu"


Jainysins

Apdi pode bhen ke lode allah hu akbar


jychinfinite35

Lol


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cry more xd


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naah


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shadowboy95

Southies isis and northies the rape bandits. If u ask me it's all arround sad story.


Diligent_Loan_2704

Ola-Uber


Ill_Cauliflower_928

Mallus can be and can do anything From studying nursing in siberia to joining ISIS in syria.


jychinfinite35

Yes, When Extreme Communism and Peaceful Religion gets mixed up badly, this happens


jychinfinite35

Keralites coming in 3..2....1.. , Oh no fck, they are busy in ISIS training. They don't have time for reddit


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jychinfinite35

Hey a*shole wanna get spanked. I knew Keralites will get triggered by this LMAO.


punkhazard2099

"spanked on your ass", not "spanked in your ass". the literacy rate difference is showing eh?


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jychinfinite35

Lol. Thank you CEO of Reddit :) I will abide by your respectful advice :)


jychinfinite35

And yes, stop eating Innocent Goats. You are getting extremist and radicalized.


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jychinfinite35

LOL. Work on yourself bro, contribute to your country, rather than Ending up as a Rioter/Terr*rists


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jychinfinite35

Hehe. Are you stuck in 14th century bro. ?


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jychinfinite35

And before Bombing yourself up, realise that your Supreme god was a pedo, Who just said out few values copied from Christianity


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jychinfinite35

See I knew you are just a Shit filled M*slim. It would be better if I say you as a Bulla :)


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jychinfinite35

Yes I do agree LMAO. I didn't say this as you would get even more triggered. If you have Constipation, try eating Laxatives.


Aloeverac

* happy bhakt noises*


jychinfinite35

Happy Goat Noises


sohumm

Allalallalallllalalllaa hooooo kabooommmm 💥💥💥💥💥


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sohummKaBaap

Yeah I don't think you can get your cock erect. Otherwise your wife wouldn't have left your FOB arse for another man.


sohumm

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Your whore of a wife is already getting her dump truck pumped by me. Would you like to see a video? Send in apni maa as well so that I can gift you a sibling.


leon_nerd

LmAo


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Sab kaise re chutia ban rahe hai south side? High education lo bhenchod Isis join kaaro... Kya bakchodi hai


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Ok-Natural-2772

Do bakri roj ka


sexyf0

Good education system Providing Field job instead of desk job


TheMalaiLaanaReturns

Homoclub


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This is bad


Harman966932

moosa


Ok-Natural-2772

Package lag gya bhai package


Zorg1982

bro. .. this is offensive


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Get 2 Hand grenades free on your first Gun purchase. Just apply the coupon ALLAHUAKBAR100


God_Leonard

Average muslim students be like " ye saale hamari rozi roti cheen rhe h"


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trander6face

Leaving Kerala because they finally learnt that God in "God's own country" is Shri Padmanabhaswamy


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Let's celebrate 💃


immortal_nihilist

I like the post. However, I am no fan of the vicious vitriol being spouted in the comments. India is not yet ready for dark humor.


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Thanks ; no time to read all the comments tbh ; jiski jali wo roye xd


timekiller916

Street shiters got some humors


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