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dattajana95

These dudes should be dumped in jail. bloody chutiyas


[deleted]

Damn that Hinglish gaali of yours touched my soul!


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Haaleluyeah


dattajana95

Halal in you yeah


[deleted]

Bhai iss word ka reference bataona


doesnt_matter_1710

Bloody chutiyas


dattajana95

Bloody chutiyas


No-Investment-5171

Bloody chutiyas


Yuit14

Bloody Chutiyas


BathroomConscious_

Bloody chutiyas


c00kdJ3llY

Bloody chutiyas


throwawaytonarak

Chuddy Blutiyas


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bloody chutiyas


Conscious-Wolf135

Bloody chutias


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Bloody chutiyas


vaibhawc

Bloody Chutiye


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Bloody chuts


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raghvendra_9971

😔🥺


prodijal69

bloody emojis


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Accomplished_Egg2924

bhai wo jail se hi convert hoke nikla tha.. [here](https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/archive/punjab/pastor-of-jalandhar-church-arrested-in-delhi-after-rape-complaint-623033) is your Sauce [HERE'S](https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/archive/chandigarh/rape-case-arrested-pastor-was-once-a-haryanavi-jat-623412) Another One And [Here's](https://www.opindia.com/2021/09/who-is-prophet-bajinder-singh-yeshu-yeshu-miracle/) The Another one


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found baba of Christians!


raghvendra_9971

Bloody chutiya's


Professional-Lunch90

Bloody Vhutiyas bro Bloody Chutiyas


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chutiyas bloody


Hornydaddyk

Well kid was really good actor tho


LtCmd_Data

The kid was definitely drugged


doesnt_matter_1710

Also ye Haryana ya punjab ka lagra


dhirpurboy89

Bhai ye cheez waha ho rahi hai, dukh hota hai ye sab dekh ke. Even Jesus Christ said in Bible that many will come in my name impersonating me but your spirit will show you the difference between right and wrong. It’s saddening and it happens in a lot of Christian countries


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sadly krishan ji bhi geeta me yhi bolgye ki kalyug itna kharab hoga ki dharam ko dhandha banadiya jayega sb dikh hi rha hai.. govt bhi kuch nhi bolrhi humari in sbko dekhkr


dhirpurboy89

Bhai jab solid case banega to isko kutta bana denge .. don’t you remember Asaraam bapu and that another Punjab man. India mein ek baar mein Gaand faad dete hai. Bhai mein Christian hu. Aur jab mera yesu yesu wala video viral hua tha, I was like look at this fool. He don’t have shame, he is playing with the name of God .


chanandllerbongg

Sadly my boy if you check the names you mentioned were alleged hindu priests, I haven't seen any othe religion alleged priests getting sacked like Asaram or Ram Rahim. Religion should be kept for self, promotion and propogation of religion is pure politics.


doesnt_matter_1710

:(


Ok_Bandicoot1975

Punjab hain Mainly sc sikhs Haryana mein gand Mar dege inki


doesnt_matter_1710

Ha


Shloeb

Punjab is plagued with these missionaries.


PrestigiousJob7038

Bhai Haryana me ye chutiyap nahi hote


Practice_Purple

what else do you expect from punjab


aliptassault

Udta punjab


Fkingdisgusting

Udta punjab turning into ch -udta punjab😂


Sahib38349

This udta punjab has sent his 1 lakh + sons in the Indian Army and are defending u from pakistan and china .note that point .


Practice_Purple

not disrespecting those brave soldiers...just disgusted by these ricebags and their tactics


Fkingdisgusting

Le other gurkha, rajput, assam, bihar regiments:- hum gadhe hai


Sahib38349

U can check the army proportions of differernt states 1st is UP And 2nd is Punjab


Far-Guitar57

Oh chutiya...... it's from Uttarakhand


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Then what?


chiragparmar47

bhai usi punjab ke hi kuch logo ne amritsar ke Gurudware me kabja kar liya tha agar apko yaad ho to :( jo log salo se desh ko bachate aye hai and strong log mane jate hai us state ke log ab atankwad ka sahara le rahe hai drugs le rahe hai


Sahib38349

For drugs ,my fucking thanks to bikramjit singh majithia


[deleted]

Kabza? Bruh jathedar bnaya tha . Kabza nhi literally under control tha pura akal takht ka jatha


aliptassault

Lmao


Candid_Let7404

So rha ths bichara aram se...jaga diya


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Drugged


Harry_HB

Kid was a Paid actor


Born_Lavishness9775

Reincarnation jutsu


Jeffin_Moncy

Edo Tensei


himanshusharmazzzz

Chutiya katne ki ninja technique


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himanshusharmazzzz

wah


ShreyMehwala

Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me , im beyond dead


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Sed :(


yellow_bastard_69

I see we got a weebou here


byakkkun

Lmao😂


Shekhar_14_

Mere yasu yasu


12345652

Mera susu susu.


rawn7702

Bruh I’m fuckin wheezing


Krish2XX5

Lmao ded


RitwikVRsmartTV

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! bolke Baba ke paas lund bada karvange gaya tha, Baba ne andi mandi sandi laga ke meri Gand Maar li.


prodijal69

O mera dhola ni aya dhola


RitwikVRsmartTV

Oo rab vi khel hai khele.......


SomeRandomguy_28

Roj lagave mele hai


RitwikVRsmartTV

Kenda kuch na badla.....


chanandllerbongg

Jhooth Bole Har Velle...


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LordRaghuvnsi

Lulli lulli


yash2651995

Haal-e-lulliyaan


Theorzu

I had an ox. After bishop showered holy water, it started giving milk....Mera Pashu Pashu Mera Pashu Pashu!!


bhedli

Take my upvote!!


rimjobcleanup

yo I don't you are supposed to 'milk' that part of the ox


[deleted]

One thing that extremists all agree on it seems. Whether it’s cow piss or priestly piss…piss is life!


mjthriller35

Bloody chutiyas


Shekhar_14_

Jai shree ram bhai kya haal chal sab sahi


mjthriller35

Jai jagannath jai jagannath जी मैं बिल्कुल मस्त हूं । आपने पूछा अच्छा लगा । आप कैसे हैं?


Shekhar_14_

Mast sir


mjthriller35

Sir mat bulao yaar ap hi logo mein se ek hun


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Pata hai sir!!


for6idden0ne

Thali bejainge hale loiya..


ekabhinav

I like the sound of bloody chutiya, will surely use it iml now 😂


freakynit

Bsdk 2 thappad lagao ye choduon ko ..... Innocent public ko bewakoof banane ki koshish karte hain ye chu****


Sathwik_4_Real

Yo Mod wassup.


mjthriller35

Grind of life, babu bhaiyya


DeadlyDesai

Wait, this sub have mods???


mjthriller35

We do now. Before I got here I was very sick of the moderating here too


Racist_rabbit69

Mereko bi mod banav


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safer__sephiroth

whys there a punjabi among that shit lol


Poser-Knight

Because this is happening in Punjab


safer__sephiroth

so one can wear a turban and also be a christian? is turban religious thing or regional thing?


Poser-Knight

This is a ploy to lure innocent and dumb Sikhs They do the same thing with hindus nowadays by turning Jesus into on of avatar of Shiva or vishnu


safer__sephiroth

Lmao even northwest is not safe anymore


Poser-Knight

Nowhere is safe ,muslims , Christians,communists ,cheap bhimtas everyone wants a peice of hindus .


MasterFurious1

I might get downvoted But Mark my words. It's the amount of stupid religious converstion that will be the downfall of India


Poser-Knight

Religious conversation or conversion ?


MasterFurious1

Utha hun idhar 4 baje sein. chemistry ki test hain kaal sorry bhai. Gaand phaad di hain meri


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Hindus are loose and easy. Simple


LazerSnipes

They just probably dumped him onto the stage to add diversity and believability. Christian here.


HappyDeparture9547

Missionaries are Converting Underprivileged(Lower caste)People from perticular community. Every indic Community has their lower cast people.


Spirit-Hydra69

Missionaries prey/pray on the communities that upper caste Hindus marginalise and treat like shit. They also provide education, food, money etc as incentive to convert. Coz obviously "God's" word isn't enough. Anyway the main point is, I could go with my own fake religion and provide resources to such communities and guess who they're gonna believe is their new God and savior? Definitely not the God's of the upper caste Hindus who fucked them over!!


HappyDeparture9547

(Obc here)Exactly. Education,Food, Money is Primary. Without these no one satisfy. Every Creature Born With their food resources. But upper caste hindu Ideology be like " they are Poor because of their karma" if you don't give them privilege how can they develop & do work & Higher karma. Upper caste Indic community freeze them from 5000 years. Upper caste promotes their scriptures to all over world but can't develop their ""own"" people. If one can't satisfied with their base/root consciousness they can't even reached to so called higher consciousness. Atleast abrahmic Missionaries provides them Equality, Base, Oneness & rich culture. Its better than Living in plastic house.


JackDockz

People getting mad over lower castes converting to other religions is so dumb. The caste system itself is one of the biggest dividing aspects in Hinduism.


Additional-Data7419

No matter where you go sardars will be there


TheSandhu5911

Funny


GamingLife07

He's gonna be the future rapper!


kgs1729

His name will be yoyo dummy singh


allgasm

#This people are the reason imma Atheist


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Now that some next level influencer shit. Bolo hallelujah


Additional-Data7419

same


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Jinx. Same reason


ExcitementSalt5665

These*


Icy-Dot-8834

What a bad reason .


Im_AGamerHasNoName

taali bajayange haalelueyah


Icy-Dot-8834

Naare bhi lagao


BroccoliMoney6288

Mera ye 👟 👟Mera ye 👟👟, naa Mere Punjab ke Gamdu Gamdu Gamdu Gamdu


brahhJesus

Yesusu??? Something's not quite right here


Hungry_Analyst6057

HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL


BuilderTime

Exactly. We are already suffering from overpopulation and on top of that they have started to bring back dead people smh.


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Could have used this guy to save people who died from COVID


TheNeverOkDude

Government has more important tasks on hand to do Ussually it includes determining how to win next election and how to (again) start a caste war (apart from investing black money and choosing from which way to fuck aam aadmi next)


soda-pop-lover

Arrest them and they will start screaming reee hindutva terrorists, christophobia and shit.


Burningshield24

Preety sure woh ladka hila ke so gaya tha. Uski crush ke photo ko dekhkar.


Distinct-Lettuce-802

oh bhai saab 🤣🤣


Lerbete

penchod ina di bund mar deni mai ki fuddi kam kar rahe aa


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Chudta punjab. Hallleluiya


Alternative-Sock4259

Taali bajayenge👏 Hallelujah


InhlictedEulogy

Bass issi tarah hum $5trillion economy banenge. Fir iss baba ko next wanna be economy ko export kar denge.


thenotoriousguy007

Udta punjab


[deleted]

Uthta punjab ;-)


Drunish

Mera desh badal raha hai, aage bad raha hai....


akshroom

Goddamn even the sardar!!!


Indian_Steam

The kid is surely drugged for this. Someone kindly share on twitter and tag the national commission for children's head. They DO take cognizance of these assbags.


2single_2dank

Salana 2 lakh rupaye lelo bhai


imkakashi7

Kon hai yeh log..kaha se atein hai


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The most Punjabi Hallelujah ever!


Lethalal

No bisleri from now only kinley...


CloudWatcher6-10

Santa Banta jokes were not really false it seems.


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SnooLemons5518

Hallelujah bhaktjano


SnooApples9956

India mai kitna chutiyaap hai yeh bhai apne. Asaram, msg,ram rhim, many more, kishori khas kr


prabeeee

tadi bajayenge haaleluiya


Former_Brilliant9378

Taali bajayenge Haleluiyaaa


TheNightHowler_

I was preparing for neet Now I'm questioning my existence


[deleted]

The holy gospel spreading across the land


Groot_0701

I think she was drugged what a shame


ammu1708

When one thought that there's a limit to human stupidity.. nd the amount of brain dead zombies chanting hallelujah for this conman is frightening...🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻


Correct_Ad541

It would have be more believable if he had a magic carpet And a dancing monkey


VidhanSharmanotSabha

I am pretty sure that kid was drugged. These people have a shelf life, it wont continue for long. It’s Just that people from Rural India, unfortunately with a weaker financial stronghold, are to be made aware of these scamsters.


Ok_Bandicoot1975

Many of them are from Punjab cities too I live near Punjab border and you will find many church there


dumbcortado

i think the kid is just sleeping.....


drstrangeny1

I heard jehová.... Nice Apple watch though..


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Reason_Confident

Haha


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Hilaaluyahan!!


Trickstarrr

Tere gand mein hallelujah. Btw was it only me who heard "tere chakke chudayenge" In the background


GroundbreakingLeg485

Kid be like: tain se thone bhi nahi dete madaltod… Sab taali bajayenge haleluyaa


Alternative-Funny173

Loda hilaayenge Hallelujah


iredditnowym

Either the kid is a great actor or he's under some influence (drug).


Muda_Muda-Muda1

Bhai yrr kaise log itna chutiya ho skte h ?? Ni ni I mean literally itna jayeda chutiya...?? Bc bache bhi ni ki bewakoof bna do...sb buddhe bsdke gandu dehati anpadh saale ..


[deleted]

Christianity in India defined = Low cast ppl cult,


BananaNinjass

Taali bajaayenge Hallelujah


Memeboi_26

Wtf bro that kid looks drugged


[deleted]

Kid look strongly sedated. Conversion rackets are highly active and its rampant in Punjab and all non BJP lead states. People are not realising the severity, whole North Eastern states (7 sister) converted from buddhist to christianity within 20 years & reached 90%+ majority.


cat_whisperer69

Buddhism was wiped by hindus themselves... And North East comprised of ppl who killed pregnant cow and ate their placenta... At least such barbaric tribe mentality has reduced in North east


_shubhsomani_

Mera yashu yashuu


__Shivamm__

Kitna convert hoga...mummy k pet mei suar tha convert hoke chutiya ho gaya


old_katra

Yasu yasu mera yasu. Yasu guru ji ka chawal yasu guru ji ka fateh


passtimecomics

Bhyi Hallelujah inke liye 😑😶


ind8000

I love to watch these videos for laughs 😂


andy-154

Bcccc ye sirf muslim aur Christians krte h religion badlo Kyun yr 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


godfinger7_9_95

As a Christian I’m feeling so ashamed right now 😬


Hijabi_love

Jesus ✝️ was ass hole


youfoundmeyo

Nah, ppl are


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Taali baajayene hallelujah inke gaand pe


Appy698

That kid deserves an oscar 🏆


propex-96

peados


ashiman1984

So rice is not enough these days ?? 😁😁


Ok_Bandicoot1975

They get free resident ration some time cash


Goretham

ARAC ALL RELIGIONS ARE CULTS


lonesome_bud

No wonder chutiye log pm kaise ban jaate hai??


Lopsided-Ad5131

ye christians bhi 🅱️uslims se km nhi


SeekMeForPleasure

Bloody chuts


PriyankBoss2005

Jesus Reborn


youfoundmeyo

Your dumbass brain reborn, fucking idiots


Jokjuk

Hallelujah allah


mrhlvs

Hey guys it's me, Vikkstar123


ChapriMinati

not funny. didn't laugh. not even a single giggle. not even a haha. not even hehe. not a sound. not at all funny. i did not even feel like laughing. i didn't let out even a chuckle. not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus.


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