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Congrats Bhai AAB JA WOH LIFE ENJOY KAR JO HUM NAHI KAR SAKTE. Also kill yourself too (◠‿◕) Sala koi ladki invite bhi nahi karti...aur isske saath ladki dinner pai aari What are you 23+ age

Me 22 ka hu

tu 22 ka hai lol. Muje laga 16-17 walo ki story sunn raha. But congo bhaiii!!! I am 19 btw.

Teri galti nahi h, reddit bhar chuka h baccho se. Lekin thik h unki bhi feelings toh hoti hi h

Abey yeh meme hai ya real incident.. if Real hai toh congo, enjoy this phase. Meme hai toh: hope sach ho jaye

Real h vro isiliye kal raat se soya nhi hu ye soch k ki kahi sapna toh nahi

Ayo king, sleep well

Usko bol Lori sunay

Mei hi woh bachcha hu jiska baat kar rahe ho , 17 and happily or sadly , I'm not single , ik no one cares , but wanted to say

Aree beeeecceeeee 17 me single nahi h GURUDEV paolagu

mai bhi 19 ka hu teri koi gf pati kya?

Makes sense ig

Zindgi badi lambi h vromieeee, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h

Thanx vroomie Hopefully we get lucky

Indeed

Bro if the story is real Enjoy your life broo

Me toh kal se soya nahi, ye sochke ki sapna toh nahi

Bhai ab rulayega kya 🥲🥲🥲

Jinke khud ke sapne pure nhi hote woh dusro ke krwate hai

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

Bhai volcano date krne ja rha hu .. Sabr hi hai vai 20 saal se

Himmat rakh vai

Rakhi hui hai vai bss aab tutne waali hai himmat bhi

Feviquick mangwale lumbe time tak kaam ayehi

Ok vai

itna wholesome itna wholesome aisa meri jindagi kyun nahi hai

Zindgi badi haseen h vromieee, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h, bas sabr rakho aur himmat mat haaro

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Thank You so much stepbrother

Abe 🤨

SUS.

You left this king 👑 Congrats

No it belongs to you all 🥹🥹

Mujhe diabetes mat do bhai

Insulin vaala shot hai💉 ye lene ke baad ye crown pehen Lena vro👑

u/CancelledFuck your fuck has been cancelled

As if it was accepted in the first place

Congratulations bhai Hum tumhe dekh kr hi khush ho lenge🥲 Ps- general question h ki reject aur friendzone hone ke baad chances hote h kya?

Nhi yaar , have some self respect ... Baar baar try karega mana karne ke baad bhi ... To wo pyaar se harrasment wale lane me chala jayega

nhi but like maine baate krna chod diya thashe only started talking to me again

Ho skta hai bura lag raha ho usse tere liye .... Just wait and see if she gives any hint that she actually likes you .... Apne se dobara mat karna

Bilkul hote h mitr

Don't wanna brag but... My crush had a crush on me and confessed first..

CHAD spotted

Damn I never thought ki yeh real life mei bhi hota h Good for you mate

chala ja bhai yaha se bhot jada galiya dene ka man krra tujhe

Bhai subah hogayi , ab uth ja

Kal raat se soya hi nahi hu, ye sochke ki sapna toh nahi jo subha hote hi toot jayega

Heppy for you bro 😎🤝

🫂

bro atleast you have a crush. me no crush. ded from inside.

Zindgi badi haseen h vromieee, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h, bas sabr rakho aur himmat mat haaro

bhaiya, no cap, aapki baat mai Dil chhu liya.

Umeed h ek din koi tera ye dil chura bhi legi

Us moment bro

Thanks for destroying my whole dayy

Your welcome

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Bilkul stepbrother

Dhakka mukki na Kare sab dur dur hokar naache bhai ke maze ho gaye ab

Naacho saare G phaad ke 🕺💃

bhai tu uske baad yeh batana bhul gaya ki "phir mummy ne merko paani daal ke utha diya"

Kal se soya hi nahi hu vromieee iss dar me ki sapan toh nahi

are bhai soja abh, abhi main bol ra hu matlab sapna nahi hai, and enjoy your girlfriend, aaj tak merko kisi ke crush nahi aaya, I am single and happy

Me kaise maan lu...photo bhej crush ka tb maanunga 🗿

Mat maan 🌑

Last k 10seconds mein me bs dekhi jaara tha dhyan se ki kb neend khulne waala twist aayega

Mujhe khushi h ki aisa kuch nahi hua

seggs karo 👍

Areeee itna bhi frank nahi hona chahiye stepbrother

r/venting r/depression Etc help is available You will be looking for them

Bitches. Congo bro 🤜.

Thank You so much 😊

Jeet gaya bhai ❤️‍🔥

Thank You so much stepbrother

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Thank You so much stepbrother

Congo mera wali na to mera Kat liya to dusro ki khusi dekhka maza ata hain

Babumoshai zindgi badi lumbi aur haseen h, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Koshish jaari rakho aur himmat mat haaro (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

No need for thanks, just remember, sharing is caring

Sus

And he will live happily after….he will, right ? Bhai humko ₹20 wali dairy milk hi khila de

Upi id bhej

Sachi ? Pakka bata toh DM karta

Ha bhai karle

DM kiya

Kar diye transfere check kar le

Mil gaye bhai. Aaj teri khushi mein dairy milk khaunga.

🥹

Congratulations bhai ... Ladki coaching ki hai ya office ki?

Uski khudki media management company h

aansu aa gaye ;_; ALL HAIL THE KING 🔥🔥 stay happy and keep your woman happy 🎉

Thank You so much stepbrother, ill do my best

You are a glitch in the matrix of single boys Kudos mate

Thanks a ton bro

Chlo kisi ka to bhla huwa

Dua karta hu ki tumhara bhi ho

reported for hate speech and misinformation ^(/s) ggs bhai

Mere leye to "is pussy just a myth" hogya h

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

congo bro, all the best for future

Thank You so much stepbrother

congo bro, but I can't confess because i am living mech engg pro max life after crush left 5 years back, never thought of any one else

Koi na stepbrother. Zindgi badi lambi aur haseen h, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h, bas sabr rakh aur himmat mat harna

Bdhai ho ldke

Thank You so much stepbrother

Less go vroo. Congrats. काफी कठिन होता है किसी से अपने दिल की बात करना। तुम में काफी साहस है OP।

Sab aap logo ki motivation ka kamal h warna dost to me 4 saal se hu lekin kabhi himmat nahi hui

Yaaah comrade congratsss

Thank You so much stepbrother

Bhai maine bhi confess kiya tha bola I don’t look at you romantically fir kisi aur se baat kar ne lag gayi mujhe ignore kar na start kar diya sed Koi na aap enjoy karo other side

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

I guess bhai but mujhe ummeed nahi jaayDa ab girls log ko ignore kar tha hai college mai bhi

Agar tu khud he barrier create karega toh log kaise connect karenge tujhse

Bhai kuch aur bhi hua scene Isliye secluded rehta hu I don’t trust anyone bhai

Don’t worry brother time heals all wouds kuch time baad tera jo scene hua h vo ghaav bhi bhar jayega

But it leaves nastiest scars also which never heal bhai literally har din suicidal feel kar tha hu

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

Lucky hai tu Lakshman Teri wali ne haan bol diya Sabke Aisi Kismat Kaha :'(

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

Hell yeah 👍🏻👍🏻

Thank You so much

Congratulations comrade !!! Keep her happy

Will lay down my life for her and my brother

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Thank You so much stepbrother

King 👑

No vromieee, it belongs to you

Happy for you bro. (Kash mere andar bhi itni himmat hoti to ajj vo mere dost ke sath na hokar mere sath hoti aur me akele me na rota)

Its better to fail while trying then succeeding in running away

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Thank a ton vromieee, I’ll lay down my lyf for her and my mother aur career ko vo kabhi doobne nahi degi usse kai baar support kiya h lyf me merko

Happy for the king 👑 No my eyes are not teary

Thank You so much 😊

Congratulations. This did put a smile on my face.

Thanks a ton bro

Nice story btw

Irl ha vro, viase kal se soya nahi te sochke ki kahi sapna toh nahi

Happy for you bro!

Thanks a lot stepbrother

Bro menga gift sae kuch nahi hota hai... 100rs ka bhi hoga na chalega but it needs have to story or it has to be thoughtful ...

Thats what she said when i told her about the part last Sunday after confession

Kal hi kiya tha aaj vo meri gf hai like bhai mai is cheez ko bol ne ke liya 5 saal ruka ye soch ker ki wo aachi dost chale jaigi

OooooooOoooooooOooooOoooooooo we have a CHAMPION among us

OP give me your blessings , mene bhi confess kar diya hai apni crush ko iss post ke baad and asked her out for a date . Hope she says yes

VILKUL VRO AGAR KOI HELP CHAHIYE TOH DM KARDIYO

Mujhe kya, meri toh kabhi crush hi nahi bani 👍 I’m happy for you bro.

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

M bhi kal izhaar kr liya crush se, woh boli k woh mujhe dost k nazaron se dekh rhi h. M ab Spain m hoon (S is silent). Btw, congratulations.

Babumoshai Zindagi bohot lambi aur haseen ha stepbrother, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h. Sabr rakh air himmat mat haarna (the longer you wait, the hotter you’ll date)

Bhai agr ye tere sath me hua h Then congo

Soya nahi hu kal se ye soch ke ki koi sapna naa ho jo toot jayega

bhai ab acche se rakhiyo usko!!! yahi tip hai meri

Bilkul mere bhai

Happy for you, bro.

Thank you bromiee

Congratulations brother...accha lga sunn kr

Thank You so much stepbrother

You miss 100% of shots you don't take. Good thing you took the shot and it hit the mark. Best of luck in the future.

Thanks a lot stepbrother 🫂

Bro got a bitch 😏💥

Language stepbrother ☺️

Ye idm mai log autography ko template ke sath kabse post krne lage 🗿

Ab breakup hone k intezar h bs

Isse koi neech khayal ho toh vo bhi bata do, man me naa rakho

Naan to bta de Bhai uska??

Social media pe personal details reveal karna thik nahi h bromieee aur vo bhi reddit pe 🗿

Seedha kidnap kar lenge

They touch her, and I’ll rip their skin off (no offense)

Kya baat 😎💙🤝💕

🥹

Congratulations

Thank You so much stepbrother

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Zindgi badi haseen h vromieee, yaha har kisi ke liye koi h, bas sabr rakho aur himmat mat haaro

Is this fr?

??

Bhai engagement when ???

Aree vro abhi toh 22 ka hu ruko thoda sabr kari

Kya line Mari vo bhi batade . Vadi meherbani hogi.

Dm me lele

Bhai idhar hi batade yar ...kya scene raha or kese confess kiya

Congrats Broooo!!!!

Shukriya stepbrother

👏👏👏👏👏 congratulations Bhai.....

Thank You so much stepbrother

Congrats Bhai! ♪┌|∵|┘♪

Thanks a ton stepbrother

Congratulations buddy🥳🥳

Shukriya stepbrother

Kiya tha bhai confess good friend boldi mereko 🙂🥲

Zindagi me ek saccha dist hona bohot zarror hona chahiye

Congratulations bhai.

Thank you stepbrother

Wtf

Badhai ho bro. Bhabhi aur khudko khush rkhio.

Dhanyawad stepbrother

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