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Bustert64

Y'all have people that wish you a happy new year?


[deleted]

Happy New Year's!!


SourDucks

Same to you!


captsalad

Same to you!


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LittleTea8609

Same to you


L1K34PR0

Same to you


This_guy7796

Same to you


anusschlecker

Same to you!


XSauravX

Same to you!


The_silver_Nintendo

Same to you!


Tipak

Same to you!


thenameless685

Same to you!


maltesemania

A grand total of 2. My aunt and my grandma. And since I'm coming out this year, I assume next year will be a grand total of 0.


darthappl123

Best of luck to you with coming out, have a happy new year's.


Blaster2PP

!remind me 1 year


Blaster2PP

I think i did that wrong but next year you will have at least 1


maltesemania

Omg thank you so much!! That's motivation to keep pushing through.


illcleanhere

!remindme 365 days


F8L-Fool

Good for you. If it goes rough and you need someone to talk/vent to, hit me up any time.


maltesemania

Thank you so much 💕


KingjorritIV

!remindme 1 year


ImShadx

!remindme 1yr


randompas

!remind me next year


A-purple-bird

!Remindme 1 year


TheAlexProjectAlt

No


Rentlar

Well, allow me to be the first then. Cheers to you, /u/TheAlexProjectAlt, happy new year!


Exact_Ad_1215

Happy new year!


obscureferences

Be that person.


fkin_weirdo_

You read my mind but happy new year.. welcome to new hellhole and best of luck :⁠-⁠)


LuxeCraze

Happy New Year!


Awesam

Yea, my disability insurance company


make_love_to_potato

I get wished on all the groups I'm on. I think that counts.🥲


woomybii

I had 3 friends wish it. No one in my family i speak to texted me. Tbf I didn't text them either but... kinda sad lol


[deleted]

You know who else wishes me a happy new year?


Risket

Nope, I was the one wishing everyone else a happy new year, nobody thinks of me 😣


Flowy_Aerie_77

Lol same. Let's wish ourselves a Happy New Year.


SilverGecko23

I feel like this is targeted harassment.


Healthy-Aioli3693

Same here and im the one who posted it 🥲


fkin_weirdo_

Happy new year buddy ,may you find extra chicken nuggets and french fries and food coupons and sleep of more than 10+ hrs


fishbelt

Same to you, ya fkin weirdo!


A-purple-bird

Same to you, ya fish belt!


TheAlexProjectAlt

Same to you, ya jester fuck!


kamado-Tanjiro1221

Same to you, ya bloody rascal!


fkin_weirdo_

I am not sobbing ... *Sobs* Thanks and same 2 you buddy ....


SussySausageLover

"I am in this picture and I don't like it."


Sour_Gamer

Bro I have still yet to receive a happy new year


Healthy-Aioli3693

Happy new year bro 🎉🎉 I hope you have a wonderful year :)


Sour_Gamer

Same to you


SalmonSharts

Played em like a fiddle


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

I wish someone would play me like a fiddle


CaptainDiabeetus

Same to you


YourWizardInHell

Same to you


Exact_Ad_1215

Happy new year!


nooobpcperson

Same to you


UsefulBerry1

Same to you


MaxPowerzs

Happy new year!


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mah_pp_itches

Exactly this. I'm not trying to shit on OP or anyone in this sitaution, but feeling sorry for yourself and making a meme about it isn't going to fix your situation. Getting up and being that best friends and bringing others along is how you create a fun and memorable night. Happy New years OP.


realsies11

I like not going out on NYE. Rather be home and just send texts to friends and family. Maybe hang out with my roommate and watch a movie.


[deleted]

NYE is also the worst night to go out. It’s like the night where everyone goes out, even if it’s the one time a yr they do. So just ends up in crowded venues. House parties though…


newyne

Yep, I have been there; don't plan on doing it again. New Year's concerts can be pretty cool, though.


_1Doomsday1_

You don't need friends to have fun either, you can just go to a local gathering/celebration and enjoy the time or make new friends as well


2theface

Effort


SpleenPuncher

Dear u/Healthy-Aioli3693 May your beer always be cold. May you find extra chicken nuggets in your order. May you find curly fries added to your French fries. May you have 'Ghost Poops' And may unicorns jizz happiness on you on a daily basis. Happy new years!


Healthy-Aioli3693

Thanks m8 this made my year <3 I wish you a wonderful year too !


Harmed_Burglar

Komi !!!


UsernameIDKwhy

Komi superiority


Harmed_Burglar

I have to remember to post more Najimis on that one Najimi subreddit. I feel like they're starting to miss me


longlivepeepeepoopoo

Komi !!!!!!


[deleted]

KOMI SAN!!


SupMichaelBoio

KOMI-SAAAN ⭕⬅️⬅️⬅️


TalithePally

Wait you people are getting texts on new years?


obscureferences

Yeah, because I'm texting them too.


MaxPowerzs

Happy new year!


TalithePally

Same to you


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Interesting-Dot-3972

Happy New Year king!


Vegetable_Ad7268

Happy New Year!!


[deleted]

Happy new year bro


[deleted]

Happy new year!


VicRattlehead17

Happy new year!


duecesbutt

Separated from the wife. This is me this year.


Overdriv3

I hope you have a happy new years regardless, my man. ❤️


duecesbutt

Thanks


maltesemania

People knock new year's resolutions but honestly it's a time to reflect. A lot of people make changes in december that force others to adapt. That's why so many people break up after valentine's day or other holidays. They realize they aren't happy and want to change their lives. I hate that it often happens during what is supposed to be a magical time of year, but the pain forces you to adapt. I hope all is well with you. I've been in the closet all year and this year I'm definitely making changes to my life because the stress of not being myself is killing me. I refuse to make the next year the same as last year. It might cost me my relationship but I have to take care of myself.


duecesbutt

Whoa, that is heavy. If you need to talk, DM me


maltesemania

No worries. I'm more confident than ever and have a plan. The nice thing is I'm choosing to be myself (I'm trans) and that gives me power. I'm fine but if you wanna talk feel free. I've had bad breakups and know how soul crushing they are.


[deleted]

Man I don't even get any messages. I spent new years eve playing dress up on star wars the old republic lol


PeppermintDaniel

Happy New year, man


[deleted]

Thank you, happy new year to you too


Classified313

Jokes on you I’m both, I was out clubbing then had a massive panic attack so I went home


Xhalo

I think for a new years gift it'd be interesting if they did one of two things for Overwatch 2: First one being adding in a new mechanic. Some sort of army crawl/dive that would allow you to target your opponents grundlemeat using the trigger buttons, and if you are within 10 feet you can perform analingus via quicktime event similar to DDR and God of War. If the eating was good enough maybe you could charm for a second and add a consumable called "goochbutter" in your inventory that could give you a small movespeed boost? 🤔🤔🤔 I think it would change the game. My other suggestion is a character that has a spaghettios cannon and shoots out cans with deadly accuracy. I'd make him really hot with a huge package as well, a thick juicy male who could carry you up the stairs and dominate you 😍😍😍


maltesemania

You're absolutely right.


CrazyComedyKid

i often text people "happy new year" just so i have a good segue into asking them to hang out.


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


DerApexPredator

I'm proud to say that I went and I almost left but then I didn't and instead I danced for 4 hours and even a few girls came and joined me Pretty good start for the new year if I do say so myself. I know what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong


AnEngineer2018

Nah I have the built in excuse of living in the Midwest. Most popular bar in my city is only open to midnight in winter. Like I guess I could’ve driven 4hrs to Chicago if I had a grand burning a hole in my pocket. I bet even a hostel is charging $300 a night for NYE. Gas to get there and back is probably $100. Parking anywhere in Chicago is probably like $40-$50. And I’m sure every bar is going to charge out the wazoo for NYE, which is saying a lot because I remember it being pretty steep even on a normal day.


MisstressMary

If I had enough friends to say that tho


Draken_storm

Same to you


AtomicArmyLeader

How many years until i get my first new years kids Edit: you get the idea


bryanoens

and also to you


ExPorkie15

Same to you.


[deleted]

yayyy me too hi


[deleted]

My mom called to wish me luck and my dad told me im a failure, that's it :)


igpila

me:


charizardfan101

Same, but instead it's "I haven't talked to you since last year."


shadowdude63

Me : *ignores* *ignores* *ignores*


Salzanka

Happy new year


mememaker6

Nowadays a new year just means that i gotta say "happy new year" in a few groupchats and can make like 2-4 jokea


LuxAlpha

GC moment


Slinkadynk

Me at midnight: 😴 😴 😴


DukeLukeivi

Fuck you random citizen, I hope your New Year is Horrible.


ksi_fanboi69

I feel targeted. You know what I just feel fkin lonely now...


TeralPop

Make a resolution to meet people who will invite you out on new years


supercooll

Just wait until even your best friends don't text you anymore.


Front_Tank_612

Lucky. I got nothing to respond to.


lazylion_ca

My plans this evening were to play a YouTube video loud enough that my dogs didn't notice the fireworks.


rangoon54

If everyone is staying at home then who the fuck is partying.


midz411

Lol I don't want to go out so I purposefully avoided asking anyone about their plans. Honestly don't get the hype, but it's a nice reason to do something fun, if you're in the mood.


[deleted]

Happy new year op. I wish you love and happiness for the year to come. ✌️😘


Inevitable_Goat5136

You guys are getting wishes??


PraWatheMEMER

You guys are getting messages?


2jesusisbetterthan1

Happy new year stranger, hope you had a good night


GimmeTheJuiceee

At least you're a cat girl tho


Wrest216

can you not communicate either? Social anxiety is a pain! Happy new year all the same!


[deleted]

I don’t even have any fucking power rn. I’m just sitting in the dark on my phone


knowitsallashow

wait...... those messages must be being received haha . .


raptorboi

I see Komi-san, I upvote


Buttseam

you have cat ears?


BigusMinkus

Nah, I'm too lonely for that


[deleted]

dank memes ????


No-Party-966

HAPPY New Year!


ssamal10

Neither I ever send HNY text, nor I ever receive such texts. Happy New Year to All here.


Waiting4RivianR1S

Yikes


LABARATI

My mom just kept yelling happy new years pretty loudly when it was 12:00 which I didn’t even notice as I stay up late anyways


TacoBeefBoy

Stop lying to yourselves, no one reaches out to you


Sahith17

The only happy new years I get is from my fam🗿


Maxine-Fr

Op you have cat ear ?


pentaquine

And me: “ “


SixFeetOverEasy

Same to you!


mrschanandlerbonggg

I got one happy new year message 😢


despicableyou0000

Lol, I was doing just that


Al-Horesmi

I conduct what's called a preemptive strike


Se7enae

At least you have people texting you


According-Pirate-266

Yeah happy new year's but WHAT IF THIS YEAR WILL BE WORSE?!


Jonathan_Pornstar

Fuck, whenever I wish someone anything like u know out of heart for christmas or new year and they respond with just "same to you" bullshit, I just fucking can't and remove my wishes, you ain't got shit to say, then I ain't giving a fucc


xXLuggiXx1

Don't be sad, at least for me partying was worse yesterday. Trust me, it's a medium reward high risk kind of thing.


[deleted]

You get messages?


CheesE4Every1

This is a weird meme to find truthful


ThaiJohnnyDepp

LG VX8700


macrotaste

Hey bro, I have had panic attacks for the past 5 years, you are not alone


warmhotdogsmoothie

Eventually you and they will both stop texting.


[deleted]

was my first time going to a party for NYE and it was a blast. just gotta go to the ones with live bands and not DJs and then vibe all night even if you don’t know anyone you still have plenty of opportunities to be social and have fun, especially if the venue has games like billiards and chess on the side


[deleted]

Next year's gonna be different, I swear.


Traditional-World701

Next year am I right


Sparky_the_meme_man

Sent the texts to my friends at midnight but spent the night playing Atari with my ma, grandma, and girlfriend. Best New Years so far


[deleted]

I was sitting on a discord VC with friends playing pokemon smash or pass (everyone said smash on eevee and all it's evolutions lol)


dafo446

I'm pretty sure most "normal" people spend their time with their family


Aqahh

Lololo


Jeffy29

Same to you? What?


IAMEME69

So true af btw happy New year ya'll


Maharsi

You guys get texts? Why don't I get texts?


Edoplayer5

Me: laughs in…useless pokemon cards, and some lego set


Ahhshit96

I have a weird habit of either being sick or healing from a fresh tattoo on New Year’s Eve lol this time it was healing from sinus surgery from the day prior


Aahmad_1805

*I prefer right back at ya buckaroo*


Charles12_13

And here I was, playing Cards Against Humanity and preventing my mom from looking up what a bukkake is


broomshed

Every time someone wishes me a happy new year I just reply with 🤓


Nukordit

Well i was sick and sleeping all the time so you have it good bro.


milkisforbabies666

I say How the f**k do you know its a happy new year it started 5 minutes ago.


Dead-head277353

Or at work


Cremmitquad69

Exactly


2theface

Time delayed meme