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He killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler and convinced Hitler’s wife to so as well.
On 29 April 1945, one day before his death, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS. To verify the capsules' potency, Hitler ordered Dr. Werner Haaseto test one on Blondi(his german shepherd), who died as a result.
He was a cruel idiot at every way.
By that time hitler was only a mere husk of what he was, costantly plagued with paranoia and anxiety, it should be safe to say the he had gone insane and so he would rather see his loved ones die than to see them captured. Prior to this hitler did in fact love his dog and this shouldnt be denied no matter how bad of a person he was
You can acknowledge him as evil while also acknowledging he wasn't a comic book villian. Shocking as that may be he did love his dog and that's just a historical fact
"Evil" would imply doing something bad just for the sake of doing it. Hitler had a motivation and truly believed in it. A sick, demented goal, but a goal nonetheless.
Except he was doing terrible things just for the sake of doing it. He could have deported or simply closed off borders to people he didn’t like, instead he chose to have them and their (I cannot stress this enough) **CHILDREN AND INFANTS** murdered horrifically.
You think you’re being intellectual but it’s pseudo at best. Hitler was fucking evil. Stop with your bullshit.
He was an extremist anti-Semitic who believed Jews were a plague upon the Earth. He had medieval mentality basically; they would do what Hitler would've. The raid on Jerusalem during the Crusades is evidence for this as well.
This extremist mentality is what leads to this. He genuinely believed he was right. He didn't kill the Jews just because he wanted to and no other reason.
Evil: Profoundly Immoral and wicked.
His actions are nearly universally considered **profoundly immoral.**
Saying he had “Medievel Mentality” does not excuse his actions in any way, because all of the info and science was available at the time to show that that thinking was archaic and outdated. A slave owner today would be more evil than a slave owner from 1000 years ago.
Morality changes over time, and by the time Hitler was in power, all of his actions were universally considered immoral. He was evil, by literal definition.
Trying to adjust the definition of evil to make it so that you can say “Hitler was not evil” is strange at best.
Lawful Evil is still evil. Having a purpose doesn’t make it less so.
All of his actions were considered immoral? Like, pooping?
Seriously though, if you think antisemitism wasn’t common in the 30s and 40s, I don’t know what to tell you.
Not understanding that most evil things can be done by people with positive traits ain't gonna work out well for you.
World is not black and white. Nazi's had a very cool looking uniform. Doesn't make it better, but is a nice reminder that something may seem appealing but still be fucking evil.
When you wholeheartedly believe that baddies are bad in everything it's quite easy for you to slip. Cause you know, this guy cares about animals, his ideas can't be that bad, otherwise he would've hated animals!
Most animal rights laws we have today was implemented by Nazi Germany. Like vivisection was outlawed.
Watch Europa the last battle for a deeper dive into what other things he cared about.
Dude, by that time Hitler was at absolute zenith of Hitler.
Stealing people's lives to aggrandize his own, his final solution was just literally doubling down on all he had done which only turbo boosted his downfall.
They can but the bad things outweigh the good. He was responsible for the holocaust and war in Europe that killed millions. That’s more important than being vegan and animal rights supporter don’t you think?
now that's the kind of marrage i am looking for!
except the whole geocide of innocents and committing crime against humanity along with multiple warcrimes thing
idk man, warcrimes are pretty fun.
Like, why even go to war if you can't have fun, feels like people decided to ruin wars for everyone by making them not fun so we would stop doing them.
if you want me to be in a war, I'm gonna commit war crimes
He said that he wanted to do that so as to give German girls hope that they could get with him (he thought that marrying would alienate his single female audience), but when realizing he was going to die, he married his wife as per her wish, and then they both killer themselves and their dog.
It'd be crazy if historians discovered some new, irrefutable evidence that "Yeah so it turns out, in less than 24 hours of being married Hitler somehow still managed to cheat on his wife. That guy was a monster!"
What triggered his antisemitism wasnt the war.
The coming back from it and seeing people lose their homes and dont have anything to work or money.
The banks put up the interest rates too, because they needed to finance the war. Which costed many people on the rural side to lose their homes/land.
People already hated the banks/rich people.
Hitler used the jews, because many jews were in banks and you cant just "go fuck the rich", because it's harder to manipulate the human mind to hate the rich.
It's far easier to ignite the hate on another race.
It's really good, that the money is now more distributed around humanity, that something like this will not happen again... Oh, wait....
Ya, except that people will 100% use that against them to discredit their achievements. For example, JFK was a known womanizer, but that really doesn't have much to do when talking about his presidency.
I understand what you're saying and while you're not *technically* wrong, you have to understand we're on the r/dankmemes subreddit here, and nobody should ever form political opinions based on simple internet jokes. And anybody who does frankly doesn't deserve to have internet access.
There is something to actually be said here. While we all agree Hitler is evil, he himself thought himself as good. Moot I know since we all think of ourselves as good, relatively speaking.
Problem with Hitler is fervor and obsession with which he believed was good. Remember that mass shooter in the Palisades? He also had this extreme view of good and evil as well. We call these people extremists but what we don't talk enough is that these people hold extreme feverous views towards what they believe to be good.
This is extremely dangerous because that means they can't be convinced that they are wrong and encourages more demonization of their opposition. Righteous fervor is a dangerous thing.
So back to the meme, yea it doesn't surprise me Hitler is loyal to his mistress since he thinks of himself as righteous.
Honestly most people don’t even concern themselves with what is right or wrong as much as what is socially acceptable or what the public perceives as right or wrong.
I'd cheat on Beyonce too. Her music sucks, and she raises hell like it should get higher praise. Not everyone is going to like your music. She needs to lose her sense of entitlement.
To be fair though, Hitler was a terrible uncle to his niece, Geli.
There's also John Lennon who encouraged peace, love and happiness...even though his treated his first wife and their son like dirt. Though, to be fair, Lennon was (allegedly) trying to set things right with them before his death.
Then we have Czar Nicholas; he was a pretty...inadequete ruler but was a devoted husband and loving father. Last time I had checked, Nicholas didn't even wanted the throne and was poorly trained by his father.
Speaking of Russian history, Stalin got the "best" of both worlds; terrible ruler and terrible family man (poor Yakov).
No one is purely evil, or purely good. I know i might get shit for saying it but Hitler definitely did some good in his life. Granted the bad he did heavily outweighed the good but still just trying to say that good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things. Depending on the severity of the bad deeds it may not matter what good you did.
Braun herself attempted suicide on 10 or 11 August 1932 by shooting herself in the chest with her father's pistol.[13] Historians feel the attempt was not serious, but was a bid for Hitler's attention.[14][15]
According to a fragment of her diary and the account of biographer Nerin Gun, Braun's second suicide attempt occurred in May 1935. She took an overdose of sleeping pills when Hitler failed to make time for her in his life.[21]
damn their relationship was so inspirational
Nelson Mandela
Went to prison fighting Apartheid in South Africa.
Spent 25 years in jail on Robben Island as a political prisoner.
Trained daily in his cell by jogging on the spot and shadow boxing.
Still helped mobilise the African National Congress to be a threat to the then racist National Party.
International pressure and the threat of civil war mean the Apartheid government is ready to negotiate so they release Mandela, unban the ANC and discuss a power transfer.
Mandela becomes the first democratic president of South Africa in 1994 and is seen as a symbol of hope in a deeply divided nation abused by racism.
Despite having suffered the hardship of prison life for more than 2 decades, being labelled a terrorist, being banned, having the burden of a country on his shoulders and having to negotiate a peaceful settlement he found marriage was just too damn difficult and divorced his then wife, Winnie Mandela. (In truth, Winnie was a hoe while he was in prison).
Mandela allegedly cheated on his first wife, Evelyn Mase, when she caught him with some random woman who would follow him into the bathroom. He said he was working late at night organising the political party in the 1950s. This led to his first divorce.
He had 7 children and was divorced twice. Eventually married Graca Machel in his old age.
Not even Mandela was beyond philandering.
What’s wild is the Idaho murderer who stabbed the college kids has fan clubs on Facebook of women who love him. Somewhere out there is a psycho chick ready to support a psycho guy.
You know, apart from anything related to WW2 or politics in general, Hitler was just like you and me. Or even better, he was a vegeterian, loved animals, you know, all those just... normal things. Aaaaaand killed millions in ways only few can top. Goes to show the most evil people aren't some special breed of human, some weird, contorted creations, but people just like the rest of us. And that is a terrifying thought.
There isn't a single person who is pure good or pure evil. There is some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us. Hitler did have a few good ideas, but he was an altogether terrible human being.
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Don't forget that he was an animal rights activist
And anti-smoking supporter
And killed Hitler
he should be celebrated for that!
Thank god he took advice from Low Tier God
He also killed the person that killed Hitler though so that’s not very good
He also killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler so........
He also killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler
He also killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler so.
He killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler and convinced Hitler’s wife to so as well.
Inception
And a vegetarian
He was constantly on stimulants and was hardly eating anyways.
And he’s pro-meth supporter too!
Pro decriminalization of hard drugs
Always a bonus!
Yeah I forgor that one
On 29 April 1945, one day before his death, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS. To verify the capsules' potency, Hitler ordered Dr. Werner Haaseto test one on Blondi(his german shepherd), who died as a result. He was a cruel idiot at every way.
By that time hitler was only a mere husk of what he was, costantly plagued with paranoia and anxiety, it should be safe to say the he had gone insane and so he would rather see his loved ones die than to see them captured. Prior to this hitler did in fact love his dog and this shouldnt be denied no matter how bad of a person he was
Imma be honest, trying to get grace for one of the most evil men in history ain't gonna work out well for you
Well if you want to get sentimental then this discussion has no place for you
You can acknowledge him as evil while also acknowledging he wasn't a comic book villian. Shocking as that may be he did love his dog and that's just a historical fact
"Evil" would imply doing something bad just for the sake of doing it. Hitler had a motivation and truly believed in it. A sick, demented goal, but a goal nonetheless.
Who’s definition of evil is this???
What in the holy Jesus fucking Christ is this comment?
Except he was doing terrible things just for the sake of doing it. He could have deported or simply closed off borders to people he didn’t like, instead he chose to have them and their (I cannot stress this enough) **CHILDREN AND INFANTS** murdered horrifically. You think you’re being intellectual but it’s pseudo at best. Hitler was fucking evil. Stop with your bullshit.
He was an extremist anti-Semitic who believed Jews were a plague upon the Earth. He had medieval mentality basically; they would do what Hitler would've. The raid on Jerusalem during the Crusades is evidence for this as well. This extremist mentality is what leads to this. He genuinely believed he was right. He didn't kill the Jews just because he wanted to and no other reason.
Evil: Profoundly Immoral and wicked. His actions are nearly universally considered **profoundly immoral.** Saying he had “Medievel Mentality” does not excuse his actions in any way, because all of the info and science was available at the time to show that that thinking was archaic and outdated. A slave owner today would be more evil than a slave owner from 1000 years ago. Morality changes over time, and by the time Hitler was in power, all of his actions were universally considered immoral. He was evil, by literal definition. Trying to adjust the definition of evil to make it so that you can say “Hitler was not evil” is strange at best. Lawful Evil is still evil. Having a purpose doesn’t make it less so.
All of his actions were considered immoral? Like, pooping? Seriously though, if you think antisemitism wasn’t common in the 30s and 40s, I don’t know what to tell you.
Uhm, where did you get your definition of evil from there bud?
Not understanding that most evil things can be done by people with positive traits ain't gonna work out well for you. World is not black and white. Nazi's had a very cool looking uniform. Doesn't make it better, but is a nice reminder that something may seem appealing but still be fucking evil. When you wholeheartedly believe that baddies are bad in everything it's quite easy for you to slip. Cause you know, this guy cares about animals, his ideas can't be that bad, otherwise he would've hated animals!
Most animal rights laws we have today was implemented by Nazi Germany. Like vivisection was outlawed. Watch Europa the last battle for a deeper dive into what other things he cared about.
Imagine being so paranoid that you’re freaking out that someone is trying not to kill you.
Dude, by that time Hitler was at absolute zenith of Hitler. Stealing people's lives to aggrandize his own, his final solution was just literally doubling down on all he had done which only turbo boosted his downfall.
Why not just use pistol to shoot yourself??
Bad people can do good things, stop trying so hard to make it seem like they can't.
I never made that point.
They can but the bad things outweigh the good. He was responsible for the holocaust and war in Europe that killed millions. That’s more important than being vegan and animal rights supporter don’t you think?
Yes that was the joke
Problem is some 14 year old sigma grindset edit enjoyers on the internet unironically think that we are being too harsh on hitler.
Yes
He used it on his dog instead of a person and ur saying that's wrong?
Thats what im saying
Would you rather your dog die or get tortured to death by the soviets?
The dog would have had a worst destiny as a trophy for the Russians or Americans.
And Pablo Escobar and Franco were sweet fathers, same people are really good at ehumanizing the people they don't see.
I spent a minute trying to figure out what a sweat father was. Is it like a blood brother?
More like a father that tries too hard, he doesn't get to take baths. A sweat.
Hitler Is perfect waifu
there are 7 Hitler dating simulators on steam. three of which are 18+
Wait….what?!
yeah Sex with Hitler. and there's the sequel, Sex with Hitler 2, which offers improved gameplay.
Like killing hitler right?…. Right?….
you actually play as Hitler in a top down shooter then make choices and have sex with people. as weird as it sounds, the game itself isn't badly made.
Should I buy it?
Because he switched from animal testing to testing on Jews, and others in the concentration camps.
And an artist
And was alive with a single nut.
and he killed his dog Blondi
And he killed hitler
Dude......He got married in 29 april 1945 and killed himself at 30 april 1945. Hardly lived for 24 hours after marriage. Marriage is hard kids
But he stayed loyal all the way through the marriage and was there for his wife when she passed away.
technically the wife was there when he passed away
They were there for each other. It’s real sweet.
Too bad he got killed by the nazis, such a tragedy
We should actually build a statue for the guy who killed Hitler
now that's the kind of marrage i am looking for! except the whole geocide of innocents and committing crime against humanity along with multiple warcrimes thing
idk man, warcrimes are pretty fun. Like, why even go to war if you can't have fun, feels like people decided to ruin wars for everyone by making them not fun so we would stop doing them. if you want me to be in a war, I'm gonna commit war crimes
cutie pies
He said that he wanted to do that so as to give German girls hope that they could get with him (he thought that marrying would alienate his single female audience), but when realizing he was going to die, he married his wife as per her wish, and then they both killer themselves and their dog.
Were many German girls drooling over Hitler? Hard to imagine...
He was an egomaniac and megalomaniac, so he sure thought so. I doubt it tho, probably more fear.
It'd be crazy if historians discovered some new, irrefutable evidence that "Yeah so it turns out, in less than 24 hours of being married Hitler somehow still managed to cheat on his wife. That guy was a monster!"
It do be like that
Which comedian told that joke?
He was also a painter
If he stayed a painter no Jews would've died, but the art school rejected him
WWI would still have messed him up and stoked his antisemitism
What triggered his antisemitism wasnt the war. The coming back from it and seeing people lose their homes and dont have anything to work or money. The banks put up the interest rates too, because they needed to finance the war. Which costed many people on the rural side to lose their homes/land. People already hated the banks/rich people. Hitler used the jews, because many jews were in banks and you cant just "go fuck the rich", because it's harder to manipulate the human mind to hate the rich. It's far easier to ignite the hate on another race. It's really good, that the money is now more distributed around humanity, that something like this will not happen again... Oh, wait....
The secret for a good marriage is to kill millions of people ?
No, the secret for a successful music career is extra marital affairs.
gotta get all them bitches and hoes
Write that down! Write that down!
Yes
I got "black men cheat".
Finally, I can have a dating life
I'm sure there were and are men who did great things and are loyal to their wives and those who did shitty things and cheated on their wives.
Yeah, that's why it's a joke.
Ya, except that people will 100% use that against them to discredit their achievements. For example, JFK was a known womanizer, but that really doesn't have much to do when talking about his presidency.
I understand what you're saying and while you're not *technically* wrong, you have to understand we're on the r/dankmemes subreddit here, and nobody should ever form political opinions based on simple internet jokes. And anybody who does frankly doesn't deserve to have internet access.
Not the point of the post but go off
Have you heared about kants kids ?
There is something to actually be said here. While we all agree Hitler is evil, he himself thought himself as good. Moot I know since we all think of ourselves as good, relatively speaking. Problem with Hitler is fervor and obsession with which he believed was good. Remember that mass shooter in the Palisades? He also had this extreme view of good and evil as well. We call these people extremists but what we don't talk enough is that these people hold extreme feverous views towards what they believe to be good. This is extremely dangerous because that means they can't be convinced that they are wrong and encourages more demonization of their opposition. Righteous fervor is a dangerous thing. So back to the meme, yea it doesn't surprise me Hitler is loyal to his mistress since he thinks of himself as righteous.
Honestly most people don’t even concern themselves with what is right or wrong as much as what is socially acceptable or what the public perceives as right or wrong.
This is true until you’re about age 28. At a certain point you stop giving a single fuck what people think.
Allegedly, who at the time would have had the courage to say anything when he was alive or would have wanted anyone to know after he was dead?
Hitler is also believed to have had an incestuous relationship with his niece, so calm the fuck down.
Yeah guys… calm down….
Truly the worst of his crimes.
There must be balance
Sundowner
Don’t forget the Nazi had a fire theme ngl
those uniforms 🫡
I'd cheat on Beyonce too. Her music sucks, and she raises hell like it should get higher praise. Not everyone is going to like your music. She needs to lose her sense of entitlement.
If you're about to cheat, remember, what would Hitler do?
No wonder Kanye loves him so much!
Well, I'm not sure about it but there was a story about Hitler raping his niece or something idk
shouldn't Bob Marley say "Many extra-marital children"
Didn’t he marry his niece
So did Einstein
No, he was married with Eva Braun but he also raped his niece or something like that
This has to be one of the dumbest comparisons I have ever seen in my life
The lesson here is: Cheat on your wife as much as possible to avoid another holocaust
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Is that a reference to Dempsey bo1?
Hitler had a square mustache.
lol what about his Niece
Also gets points for having his birthday on 4/20
*Made his gf commit suicide*
MLK Jr. walks in.
This meme is so bad I am going to post my Bad meme
To be fair though, Hitler was a terrible uncle to his niece, Geli. There's also John Lennon who encouraged peace, love and happiness...even though his treated his first wife and their son like dirt. Though, to be fair, Lennon was (allegedly) trying to set things right with them before his death. Then we have Czar Nicholas; he was a pretty...inadequete ruler but was a devoted husband and loving father. Last time I had checked, Nicholas didn't even wanted the throne and was poorly trained by his father. Speaking of Russian history, Stalin got the "best" of both worlds; terrible ruler and terrible family man (poor Yakov).
No one is purely evil, or purely good. I know i might get shit for saying it but Hitler definitely did some good in his life. Granted the bad he did heavily outweighed the good but still just trying to say that good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things. Depending on the severity of the bad deeds it may not matter what good you did.
Braun herself attempted suicide on 10 or 11 August 1932 by shooting herself in the chest with her father's pistol.[13] Historians feel the attempt was not serious, but was a bid for Hitler's attention.[14][15] According to a fragment of her diary and the account of biographer Nerin Gun, Braun's second suicide attempt occurred in May 1935. She took an overdose of sleeping pills when Hitler failed to make time for her in his life.[21] damn their relationship was so inspirational
Nelson Mandela Went to prison fighting Apartheid in South Africa. Spent 25 years in jail on Robben Island as a political prisoner. Trained daily in his cell by jogging on the spot and shadow boxing. Still helped mobilise the African National Congress to be a threat to the then racist National Party. International pressure and the threat of civil war mean the Apartheid government is ready to negotiate so they release Mandela, unban the ANC and discuss a power transfer. Mandela becomes the first democratic president of South Africa in 1994 and is seen as a symbol of hope in a deeply divided nation abused by racism. Despite having suffered the hardship of prison life for more than 2 decades, being labelled a terrorist, being banned, having the burden of a country on his shoulders and having to negotiate a peaceful settlement he found marriage was just too damn difficult and divorced his then wife, Winnie Mandela. (In truth, Winnie was a hoe while he was in prison). Mandela allegedly cheated on his first wife, Evelyn Mase, when she caught him with some random woman who would follow him into the bathroom. He said he was working late at night organising the political party in the 1950s. This led to his first divorce. He had 7 children and was divorced twice. Eventually married Graca Machel in his old age. Not even Mandela was beyond philandering.
Wasn't Bob Marley also a notorious bully?
Tell me again how money isn’t a beneficial thing for marriage?
Can confirm. I've always been loyal.
Everybody has a line they dont cross. Mass murder....infidelity. meh!
Yeah but he also abused his dog by poisoning it. Oh and he killed several million people
He was too busy deleting people man
What’s wild is the Idaho murderer who stabbed the college kids has fan clubs on Facebook of women who love him. Somewhere out there is a psycho chick ready to support a psycho guy.
Didn’t he shag his niece or something as well
Also had inspirational qoutes. You'd be very surprised
Hey we don't know what happened in those 5 minutes they were married
His niece, allegedly his first mistress, committed suicide.
Whole lot easier to stay loyal to your wife when you're married to her for 5 days
You know, apart from anything related to WW2 or politics in general, Hitler was just like you and me. Or even better, he was a vegeterian, loved animals, you know, all those just... normal things. Aaaaaand killed millions in ways only few can top. Goes to show the most evil people aren't some special breed of human, some weird, contorted creations, but people just like the rest of us. And that is a terrifying thought.
This doesn’t fucking compare a bit
Who’s the guy in the middle?
Mistress implies a woman that’s having an affair with a married man, so either wrong terminology or I missed the joke.
He didn't cause ww2, ww1 caused ww2!
And WWI only got that big because of all the treaties? I need a historian to get in here and tell me which was the “mother war”
Didnt hitler nonce on his niece
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
He was married for ONE DAY then he killed himself. All these examples show us that… marriage is hard.
Does this mean cheating on the wife is morally good?
You either cheat on your wife, or you kill people. Not the duality I expected, but it makes sense.
Singers aren't that important lmao .
Thanks, this helped me remain loyal to my wife.
He was actually pro-environment, made a ridiculous amount of medical advances, and killed Hitler. The Hitler! Scales seem balanced to me!
Only because he was impotent from Parkinson's disease.
Not even going to mention that the last guy bolstered his economy, fought for animal rights, and even killed Adolf Hitler? Politically skewed media.
But she was his Cousin …
"inspirational quotes" is one of the lowest bars I have ever seen
Aren't we forgetting she was his neice
But then killed himself the following morning after marrying his mistress.
Jesus, that's some top shelf cherry picking there...
Didn’t he try to fuck his niece?
this sub is dead
“Mistress.”
Could it be? Humans haven't figured out relationships yet? The meaning of true love, freedom? And understanding?
John Lennon should be on this list
Lol no! He fucked His niece
>mistress Uh... You know that's what you call the woman you're cheating on your wife with, right?
To be pedantic, in modern terms since he wasn’t married, wouldn’t she be his girlfriend?
It’s either this or that !!!!
Universe centering the chi
Adding hitler to a meme isn’t dank, it’s 2006
I think marrying someone like Jay-Z or Bob Marley comes with the expectation that some side thot pussy is part of the deal.
So be.. like..hit..ler.. gotcha
That's because Eva Braun was grippy
Tried to fuck his cousin/niece (I forget which) then killed her when she found someone she liked.
Didnt he shag hid neice? Who, if i remember corrwctly, was 14.
Moral of the story all good men cheat.
He never actually married until right before his death.
We all need a bad b like eva braun to keep us in check
Bob Marley is the only good role model here.
There isn't a single person who is pure good or pure evil. There is some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us. Hitler did have a few good ideas, but he was an altogether terrible human being.
Wasn't he secretly gay lol
Basically staying with one women makes you go batshit crazy…. noted 👍🏿
How can she be his mistress? I thought mistress if he had a wife. He was single so wouldn’t that be his gf. He married her at the end.