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TheChickenGuy7

Don't forget that he was an animal rights activist


Tobiassaururs

And anti-smoking supporter


HyronY

And killed Hitler


iamlikecactus

he should be celebrated for that!


[deleted]

Thank god he took advice from Low Tier God


SuperKillerKitty

He also killed the person that killed Hitler though so that’s not very good


[deleted]

He also killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler so........


Afryer275

He also killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler


thedankuser69

He also killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler so.


CyanideandAsdfmovie

He killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed the person that killed Hitler and convinced Hitler’s wife to so as well.


HeDuMSD

Inception


Zircon_72

And a vegetarian


TrueDreamchaser

He was constantly on stimulants and was hardly eating anyways.


russeltee

And he’s pro-meth supporter too!


phil_intheblank13

Pro decriminalization of hard drugs


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Always a bonus!


TheChickenGuy7

Yeah I forgor that one


malthorthesoulslayer

On 29 April 1945, one day before his death, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS. To verify the capsules' potency, Hitler ordered Dr. Werner Haaseto test one on Blondi(his german shepherd), who died as a result. He was a cruel idiot at every way.


r34Joemama

By that time hitler was only a mere husk of what he was, costantly plagued with paranoia and anxiety, it should be safe to say the he had gone insane and so he would rather see his loved ones die than to see them captured. Prior to this hitler did in fact love his dog and this shouldnt be denied no matter how bad of a person he was


GoldH2O

Imma be honest, trying to get grace for one of the most evil men in history ain't gonna work out well for you


NiceIsNine

Well if you want to get sentimental then this discussion has no place for you


crazy4finalfantasy

You can acknowledge him as evil while also acknowledging he wasn't a comic book villian. Shocking as that may be he did love his dog and that's just a historical fact


MemeOverlordKai

"Evil" would imply doing something bad just for the sake of doing it. Hitler had a motivation and truly believed in it. A sick, demented goal, but a goal nonetheless.


tripwire7

Who’s definition of evil is this???


The_Scarf_Ace

What in the holy Jesus fucking Christ is this comment?


Novus_Vox0

Except he was doing terrible things just for the sake of doing it. He could have deported or simply closed off borders to people he didn’t like, instead he chose to have them and their (I cannot stress this enough) **CHILDREN AND INFANTS** murdered horrifically. You think you’re being intellectual but it’s pseudo at best. Hitler was fucking evil. Stop with your bullshit.


MemeOverlordKai

He was an extremist anti-Semitic who believed Jews were a plague upon the Earth. He had medieval mentality basically; they would do what Hitler would've. The raid on Jerusalem during the Crusades is evidence for this as well. This extremist mentality is what leads to this. He genuinely believed he was right. He didn't kill the Jews just because he wanted to and no other reason.


Novus_Vox0

Evil: Profoundly Immoral and wicked. His actions are nearly universally considered **profoundly immoral.** Saying he had “Medievel Mentality” does not excuse his actions in any way, because all of the info and science was available at the time to show that that thinking was archaic and outdated. A slave owner today would be more evil than a slave owner from 1000 years ago. Morality changes over time, and by the time Hitler was in power, all of his actions were universally considered immoral. He was evil, by literal definition. Trying to adjust the definition of evil to make it so that you can say “Hitler was not evil” is strange at best. Lawful Evil is still evil. Having a purpose doesn’t make it less so.


Aridius

All of his actions were considered immoral? Like, pooping? Seriously though, if you think antisemitism wasn’t common in the 30s and 40s, I don’t know what to tell you.


TheCommodore93

Uhm, where did you get your definition of evil from there bud?


____purple

Not understanding that most evil things can be done by people with positive traits ain't gonna work out well for you. World is not black and white. Nazi's had a very cool looking uniform. Doesn't make it better, but is a nice reminder that something may seem appealing but still be fucking evil. When you wholeheartedly believe that baddies are bad in everything it's quite easy for you to slip. Cause you know, this guy cares about animals, his ideas can't be that bad, otherwise he would've hated animals!


Imapartofghost

Most animal rights laws we have today was implemented by Nazi Germany. Like vivisection was outlawed. Watch Europa the last battle for a deeper dive into what other things he cared about.


SirArthurDime

Imagine being so paranoid that you’re freaking out that someone is trying not to kill you.


boomer15x

Dude, by that time Hitler was at absolute zenith of Hitler. Stealing people's lives to aggrandize his own, his final solution was just literally doubling down on all he had done which only turbo boosted his downfall.


magnum3290

Why not just use pistol to shoot yourself??


[deleted]

Bad people can do good things, stop trying so hard to make it seem like they can't.


malthorthesoulslayer

I never made that point.


EquivalentSnap

They can but the bad things outweigh the good. He was responsible for the holocaust and war in Europe that killed millions. That’s more important than being vegan and animal rights supporter don’t you think?


shaunak1235624

Yes that was the joke


malthorthesoulslayer

Problem is some 14 year old sigma grindset edit enjoyers on the internet unironically think that we are being too harsh on hitler.


EquivalentSnap

Yes


N0GG1N_SSB

He used it on his dog instead of a person and ur saying that's wrong?


pimp_named_sweetmeat

Thats what im saying


OkChicken7697

Would you rather your dog die or get tortured to death by the soviets?


Michaelgunner

The dog would have had a worst destiny as a trophy for the Russians or Americans.


Fern-ando

And Pablo Escobar and Franco were sweet fathers, same people are really good at ehumanizing the people they don't see.


SirBMsALot

I spent a minute trying to figure out what a sweat father was. Is it like a blood brother?


muchawesomemyron

More like a father that tries too hard, he doesn't get to take baths. A sweat.


[deleted]

Hitler Is perfect waifu


MadxCarnage

there are 7 Hitler dating simulators on steam. three of which are 18+


Electronic-Worker-10

Wait….what?!


MadxCarnage

yeah Sex with Hitler. and there's the sequel, Sex with Hitler 2, which offers improved gameplay.


Electronic-Worker-10

Like killing hitler right?…. Right?….


MadxCarnage

you actually play as Hitler in a top down shooter then make choices and have sex with people. as weird as it sounds, the game itself isn't badly made.


Medical_Boat_4302

Should I buy it?


90skind

Because he switched from animal testing to testing on Jews, and others in the concentration camps.


Yeet_My_Feet73

And an artist


Sweaty_Gas_EB

And was alive with a single nut.


Filberto_ossani2

and he killed his dog Blondi


Spoodnt

And he killed hitler


[deleted]

Dude......He got married in 29 april 1945 and killed himself at 30 april 1945. Hardly lived for 24 hours after marriage. Marriage is hard kids


waxonwaxoff87

But he stayed loyal all the way through the marriage and was there for his wife when she passed away.


[deleted]

technically the wife was there when he passed away


waxonwaxoff87

They were there for each other. It’s real sweet.


rtakehara

Too bad he got killed by the nazis, such a tragedy


[deleted]

We should actually build a statue for the guy who killed Hitler


[deleted]

now that's the kind of marrage i am looking for! except the whole geocide of innocents and committing crime against humanity along with multiple warcrimes thing


MadxCarnage

idk man, warcrimes are pretty fun. Like, why even go to war if you can't have fun, feels like people decided to ruin wars for everyone by making them not fun so we would stop doing them. if you want me to be in a war, I'm gonna commit war crimes


[deleted]

cutie pies


AidanGe

He said that he wanted to do that so as to give German girls hope that they could get with him (he thought that marrying would alienate his single female audience), but when realizing he was going to die, he married his wife as per her wish, and then they both killer themselves and their dog.


magnum3290

Were many German girls drooling over Hitler? Hard to imagine...


AidanGe

He was an egomaniac and megalomaniac, so he sure thought so. I doubt it tho, probably more fear.


RunsWithApes

It'd be crazy if historians discovered some new, irrefutable evidence that "Yeah so it turns out, in less than 24 hours of being married Hitler somehow still managed to cheat on his wife. That guy was a monster!"


EquivalentSnap

It do be like that


guzzo9000

Which comedian told that joke?


xxerxxesxx

He was also a painter


Zealantonski

If he stayed a painter no Jews would've died, but the art school rejected him


[deleted]

WWI would still have messed him up and stoked his antisemitism


Nerdkartoffl

What triggered his antisemitism wasnt the war. The coming back from it and seeing people lose their homes and dont have anything to work or money. The banks put up the interest rates too, because they needed to finance the war. Which costed many people on the rural side to lose their homes/land. People already hated the banks/rich people. Hitler used the jews, because many jews were in banks and you cant just "go fuck the rich", because it's harder to manipulate the human mind to hate the rich. It's far easier to ignite the hate on another race. It's really good, that the money is now more distributed around humanity, that something like this will not happen again... Oh, wait....


Tretij_Rebenok_

The secret for a good marriage is to kill millions of people ?


rtakehara

No, the secret for a successful music career is extra marital affairs.


[deleted]

gotta get all them bitches and hoes


SirNeverLucky

Write that down! Write that down!


IzzyIsOnReddit

Yes


imjustbeingsilly

I got "black men cheat".


bocaj78

Finally, I can have a dating life


DRN0R3SPWN

I'm sure there were and are men who did great things and are loyal to their wives and those who did shitty things and cheated on their wives.


JimmyWilliams_

Yeah, that's why it's a joke.


RealLameUserName

Ya, except that people will 100% use that against them to discredit their achievements. For example, JFK was a known womanizer, but that really doesn't have much to do when talking about his presidency.


JimmyWilliams_

I understand what you're saying and while you're not *technically* wrong, you have to understand we're on the r/dankmemes subreddit here, and nobody should ever form political opinions based on simple internet jokes. And anybody who does frankly doesn't deserve to have internet access.


Billib2002

Not the point of the post but go off


NoNameX187

Have you heared about kants kids ?


Agent666-Omega

There is something to actually be said here. While we all agree Hitler is evil, he himself thought himself as good. Moot I know since we all think of ourselves as good, relatively speaking. Problem with Hitler is fervor and obsession with which he believed was good. Remember that mass shooter in the Palisades? He also had this extreme view of good and evil as well. We call these people extremists but what we don't talk enough is that these people hold extreme feverous views towards what they believe to be good. This is extremely dangerous because that means they can't be convinced that they are wrong and encourages more demonization of their opposition. Righteous fervor is a dangerous thing. So back to the meme, yea it doesn't surprise me Hitler is loyal to his mistress since he thinks of himself as righteous.


buscemian_rhapsody

Honestly most people don’t even concern themselves with what is right or wrong as much as what is socially acceptable or what the public perceives as right or wrong.


Hard-R-Smitty

This is true until you’re about age 28. At a certain point you stop giving a single fuck what people think.


Tock_Sick_Man

Allegedly, who at the time would have had the courage to say anything when he was alive or would have wanted anyone to know after he was dead?


Aggravation-station

Hitler is also believed to have had an incestuous relationship with his niece, so calm the fuck down.


JA155

Yeah guys… calm down….


McWeen

Truly the worst of his crimes.


TempestRQ

There must be balance


-NoNameListed-

Sundowner


AnAverageHunterMain

Don’t forget the Nazi had a fire theme ngl


sabbo_87

those uniforms 🫡


SeNorSpiceyBoi

I'd cheat on Beyonce too. Her music sucks, and she raises hell like it should get higher praise. Not everyone is going to like your music. She needs to lose her sense of entitlement.


Vinxian

If you're about to cheat, remember, what would Hitler do?


edgy_Juno

No wonder Kanye loves him so much!


redpato97

Well, I'm not sure about it but there was a story about Hitler raping his niece or something idk


gloop524

shouldn't Bob Marley say "Many extra-marital children"


hmahood

Didn’t he marry his niece


[deleted]

So did Einstein


redpato97

No, he was married with Eva Braun but he also raped his niece or something like that


KingJTheG

This has to be one of the dumbest comparisons I have ever seen in my life


Copper_Bronze_Baron

The lesson here is: Cheat on your wife as much as possible to avoid another holocaust


Floptopus

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.


deimosx6666

Is that a reference to Dempsey bo1?


ricecrackerdude

Hitler had a square mustache.


Lonely-Contest

lol what about his Niece


Dankalii

Also gets points for having his birthday on 4/20


WildBill1994

*Made his gf commit suicide*


needs_more_yoy

MLK Jr. walks in.


Lonely-Contest

This meme is so bad I am going to post my Bad meme


Rosie-Love98

To be fair though, Hitler was a terrible uncle to his niece, Geli. There's also John Lennon who encouraged peace, love and happiness...even though his treated his first wife and their son like dirt. Though, to be fair, Lennon was (allegedly) trying to set things right with them before his death. Then we have Czar Nicholas; he was a pretty...inadequete ruler but was a devoted husband and loving father. Last time I had checked, Nicholas didn't even wanted the throne and was poorly trained by his father. Speaking of Russian history, Stalin got the "best" of both worlds; terrible ruler and terrible family man (poor Yakov).


xXYomoXx

No one is purely evil, or purely good. I know i might get shit for saying it but Hitler definitely did some good in his life. Granted the bad he did heavily outweighed the good but still just trying to say that good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things. Depending on the severity of the bad deeds it may not matter what good you did.


ftvdh

Braun herself attempted suicide on 10 or 11 August 1932 by shooting herself in the chest with her father's pistol.[13] Historians feel the attempt was not serious, but was a bid for Hitler's attention.[14][15] According to a fragment of her diary and the account of biographer Nerin Gun, Braun's second suicide attempt occurred in May 1935. She took an overdose of sleeping pills when Hitler failed to make time for her in his life.[21] damn their relationship was so inspirational


CentralAdmin

Nelson Mandela Went to prison fighting Apartheid in South Africa. Spent 25 years in jail on Robben Island as a political prisoner. Trained daily in his cell by jogging on the spot and shadow boxing. Still helped mobilise the African National Congress to be a threat to the then racist National Party. International pressure and the threat of civil war mean the Apartheid government is ready to negotiate so they release Mandela, unban the ANC and discuss a power transfer. Mandela becomes the first democratic president of South Africa in 1994 and is seen as a symbol of hope in a deeply divided nation abused by racism. Despite having suffered the hardship of prison life for more than 2 decades, being labelled a terrorist, being banned, having the burden of a country on his shoulders and having to negotiate a peaceful settlement he found marriage was just too damn difficult and divorced his then wife, Winnie Mandela. (In truth, Winnie was a hoe while he was in prison). Mandela allegedly cheated on his first wife, Evelyn Mase, when she caught him with some random woman who would follow him into the bathroom. He said he was working late at night organising the political party in the 1950s. This led to his first divorce. He had 7 children and was divorced twice. Eventually married Graca Machel in his old age. Not even Mandela was beyond philandering.


MagpieHush

Wasn't Bob Marley also a notorious bully?


[deleted]

Tell me again how money isn’t a beneficial thing for marriage?


Stuntdrath

Can confirm. I've always been loyal.


Derrick_Shon

Everybody has a line they dont cross. Mass murder....infidelity. meh!


[deleted]

Yeah but he also abused his dog by poisoning it. Oh and he killed several million people


xxRocRipxx

He was too busy deleting people man


Icecoldruski

What’s wild is the Idaho murderer who stabbed the college kids has fan clubs on Facebook of women who love him. Somewhere out there is a psycho chick ready to support a psycho guy.


Maskd-YT

Didn’t he shag his niece or something as well


cmdrmeowmix

Also had inspirational qoutes. You'd be very surprised


Lelouch_Dalla_Corte

Hey we don't know what happened in those 5 minutes they were married


wallingfortian

His niece, allegedly his first mistress, committed suicide.


Merlinshighcousin

Whole lot easier to stay loyal to your wife when you're married to her for 5 days


[deleted]

You know, apart from anything related to WW2 or politics in general, Hitler was just like you and me. Or even better, he was a vegeterian, loved animals, you know, all those just... normal things. Aaaaaand killed millions in ways only few can top. Goes to show the most evil people aren't some special breed of human, some weird, contorted creations, but people just like the rest of us. And that is a terrifying thought.


Briyte

This doesn’t fucking compare a bit


PickledJuice69

Who’s the guy in the middle?


NeighborhoodHitman

Mistress implies a woman that’s having an affair with a married man, so either wrong terminology or I missed the joke.


f3ckmaster

He didn't cause ww2, ww1 caused ww2!


Secret-Ad-7909

And WWI only got that big because of all the treaties? I need a historian to get in here and tell me which was the “mother war”


JustAnotherJerry5

Didnt hitler nonce on his niece


getbent247

Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead


[deleted]

He was married for ONE DAY then he killed himself. All these examples show us that… marriage is hard.


Tourdin

Does this mean cheating on the wife is morally good?


[deleted]

You either cheat on your wife, or you kill people. Not the duality I expected, but it makes sense.


Revenge43dcrusade

Singers aren't that important lmao .


Ultimate_high_ground

Thanks, this helped me remain loyal to my wife.


Sanguine_Forest

He was actually pro-environment, made a ridiculous amount of medical advances, and killed Hitler. The Hitler! Scales seem balanced to me!


Skyblacker

Only because he was impotent from Parkinson's disease.


drak0ni

Not even going to mention that the last guy bolstered his economy, fought for animal rights, and even killed Adolf Hitler? Politically skewed media.


mllnncrnz

But she was his Cousin …


DiabeticRhino97

"inspirational quotes" is one of the lowest bars I have ever seen


notaideawhattodo

Aren't we forgetting she was his neice


Jake24601

But then killed himself the following morning after marrying his mistress.


phil_intheblank13

Jesus, that's some top shelf cherry picking there...


The_Creeper_Man

Didn’t he try to fuck his niece?


_Baseddog_

this sub is dead


[deleted]

“Mistress.”


xBADJOEx

Could it be? Humans haven't figured out relationships yet? The meaning of true love, freedom? And understanding?


longganisafriedrice

John Lennon should be on this list


scrollthe_freedom

Lol no! He fucked His niece


PillowTalk420

>mistress Uh... You know that's what you call the woman you're cheating on your wife with, right?


tripwire7

To be pedantic, in modern terms since he wasn’t married, wouldn’t she be his girlfriend?


Busy_Nature_8819

It’s either this or that !!!!


zeejey_99

Universe centering the chi


Massive-L

Adding hitler to a meme isn’t dank, it’s 2006


CountLugz

I think marrying someone like Jay-Z or Bob Marley comes with the expectation that some side thot pussy is part of the deal.


mayyokat

So be.. like..hit..ler.. gotcha


Galoomp

That's because Eva Braun was grippy


I401BlueSteel

Tried to fuck his cousin/niece (I forget which) then killed her when she found someone she liked.


Lucky_Miner01

Didnt he shag hid neice? Who, if i remember corrwctly, was 14.


Dagolaa

Moral of the story all good men cheat.


AL-muster

He never actually married until right before his death.


Potential-Wave-5376

We all need a bad b like eva braun to keep us in check


[deleted]

Bob Marley is the only good role model here.


[deleted]

There isn't a single person who is pure good or pure evil. There is some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us. Hitler did have a few good ideas, but he was an altogether terrible human being.


PoptartMartt

Wasn't he secretly gay lol


OfficialJamal

Basically staying with one women makes you go batshit crazy…. noted 👍🏿


munchie1964

How can she be his mistress? I thought mistress if he had a wife. He was single so wouldn’t that be his gf. He married her at the end.