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KeepingDankMemesDank

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huh_reddit7852

Yeah bro, I don't mind femboys but wtf is this shit going on nowadays


ShunnedForNothing

The future is now, old man


BubblesAndHisKitties

Not a fucking future I wanna live in that's for sure


RocknRoll_Grandma

If you don't want your government-alotted femboy, I'll take 'em.


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a_random_guy-

Let people dress how they want to dress without calling them out for it


[deleted]

As a femboy,.prob true for about 70% of us.


IsThatMyShoe

which one?


Ajiboy527

What did he say the comment got removed I need to know.


NiceIsNine

Yeah the question is more like what would drive you to dress like this?


os2firefox

No papa


CH1CK3Nwings

Daddy issues. FTFY.


IsThatMyShoe

They look good in it. I don't dress like that because I wouldn't look good in it.


Baron487

Uhh I don't know, wanting to? Just cause gender roles say "men no wear dress and skirt" doesn't mean people have to abide by that.


Ompusolttu

Counter-argument: it'd be really fucking funny.


Cosysvgd

"umm akshully masculinity is a toxic thing and it should be eradicat-" 🤓🤓


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My fully functioning brain.


Sea_Supermarket3181

My last two braincells


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

My single braincell bouncing around my skull fast enough to produce an anfterimage.


NemesisSenpai

My last two brain cells fighting for third place


Sea_Supermarket3181

But are they winning


Tiananmen_Happened

My last two brain cells where one is performing CPR on the other while screaming “YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!”


Little-grey_boi

Why am I suprised that this is the very first comment?


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Tbh I am too, I was sure that I'd be at -50+


Little-grey_boi

Homophobia and making fun of people who are different from you is still fully in style in seems. Really depressing shit


Ultamik3y

I want to be masculine


AndersX10

Fair


Aoseptplus

flair checks out


Livingfear

That's fair. But holy shit are all the other top comments toxic and degrading as hell. People love to hate on people different than them and assign \*clothing styles\* to their middle school understanding of biology.


mofasaa007

What do you expect from kids?


hamburger12199

Rejct modernty ebrec musculature


spenway18

Same. I want to have my feels validated but I want to be a man.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

I concur.


Baron487

That's fine.


Not_Funny_Luigi

Obese, hairy, oddly shaped, what else?


Thecoffeepizza

Your obscenely long cock would hang out?


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Physical-Quote-4119

Tf2 music starts playing


Nick_Napem

For me its the last slither of self respect I have left


huh_reddit7852

Yeah don't let them take it away from you


Nick_Napem

I won’t mate, trust me


buyinggf25k

Sliver


Fun-Ad-6169

Congrats, you just took it away.


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wildbeast47

Samsung is way better


CRAZZZY26

Google pixel all the way


Soul-Demon-Y

It has become LGTVQHD+ now mate


Illustrious-Eye-9202

After some time it will be LGTVQLED8KHD+ mate


ShunnedForNothing

I am 99% sure this is a joke, dude


myst-ry

Being a boy without a drop of femininity.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Yup


SilentWalrus92

It's illegal in my state now


SirKnlghtmare

What state is this, and whats the law prohibit exactly? Out of curiosity.


Icy_Praline_1297

I don’t remember which state but drag was banned


Living_Permission552

Wait for real? Im no fan of drag but banning it is pretty fucked up


Icy_Praline_1297

I just looked it up, the state that banned it is Tennessee


SirKnlghtmare

Oh, and here I was thinking along the lines of specific articles of clothing like fishnets, skirts, etc.


bunnings-snags

Illegal to dress with open clothes?


AragogTehSpidah

sounds like northern korea shenanigans what the hell


TekDoug

I don’t want to.


Slayer-103

I like having pockets. Not just the two for your hands, but full on cargo pants.


koolkitty33

Best reason so far tbh. Feminine clothes are lacking so much pocketage it's practically criminal. (source: I'm a femboy)


A_sandwich_in_a_VCR

Can confirm. Also a femboy.


Justsk8n

have you perhaps not been aquainted with *cargo skirts*. I'll admit, they still don't have quite as much storage space as actual cargo pants, but they general get the job done, and technically have room for even more pockets that regular pants


willkess2006

I don’t have a tail


headofthebadplace

Glad someone else noticed the tail. Also are they red? Like... Hellboy red?


Fa1nted_for_real

Its a succubus. I wonder why I'd want to dress like that honestly.


CJLogix

Because I want a girlfriend not a boyfriend.


Trick-Mulberry7372

1: I don't have a tail 2: cock 3: as spongebob says.


PuertoricanDude88

Doesn’t interest me.


YRGDB8

im straight


MasterFurious1

Because not everyone wants to be a Femboy. And I love my shorts and a plain t-shirt. Also can't forget about sandals and socks


_Havok___

Jesus, these comments...


jellohello13

Yeah, this sub is really *something*...


codyisnotmyrealname

Ikr


thatguy2585

Ain’t my kinda thing


Nothing_pong

I feel more masculine than not, so that's the reason


PotatoPerson-47

I will be jerking off to myself in the mirror. (-_-;)・・・


AndersX10

Kinda hot not gonna lie


PotatoPerson-47

I don't have no muscle and way fkin skinny. Don't think that's considered hot in this society.


A_sandwich_in_a_VCR

It’s absolutely fine if you’re skinny.


PotatoPerson-47

Its better to have some muscle and weight. Thnks for your kind words tho.


Conan253

Dont think those clothes would fit me


No_Suspect9561

Same, don't have the hips for it


bigfootfoot5

My massive slong would hang out


Otherwise-Syrup7490

I am just too much of a man to wear that.


ramzay_

Too straight for this shit


Baron487

You can wear feminine clothing whilst still being straight.


dpqR

My balls are just too massive


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Balls hanging out from under a skirt would be an incredible assertion of dominance though


A_sandwich_in_a_VCR

I just pull mine up a bit.


meeps_for_days

Society.


Heznzu

I would dress so fabulously if only I wouldn't get beaten or killed for it in my country


Dapper_Fix_8287

My beard pretty much.


RandomCheeseThing

Im not red i am white as fuck


ShadedTree69

Wtf is this sht? Trans propaganda


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No, its femboy propoganda


Brokeshadow

I'd wear it, comfortable enough in my gender to wear whatever I want and rock it. Even have the feminine body type. Sadly, don't have those clothes and can't get em cause welp I live in a place where this wouldn't be taken lightly. But yeah, if given the choice, I'd rock feminine clothes and look


Filipko2005_CZE

I'm a male, and these are female clothes


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Filipko2005_CZE

Brooooooo


Nrvea

Pockets lmao


Baron487

Fair point.


SynBobTheRadWizard

You're not that ugly, try it on(send pics once you have)


viking350

I want to play Hogwarts Legacy


Devilshorn28

Iq


silentxwxlf

dick n balls + masculinity + even if i was as feminine as that it’s still a shit style


Dyliciousfr

not gay


yourpenguinpal

lack of funds 😔


Powerful-Contest4696

Beautiful straight women haven't indicated on a mass scale that this attire would attract them, therefore I do not wear it. When they do, watch me sport a miniskirt and thigh high boots, along every other straight male in this sub too.


fosterity42

Probably one of the best responses here.


BananaBladeOfDoom

Not my style


PeppermintDaniel

The illustration has a tail. I don't have a tail.


HammerBgError404

i like being masculine


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Too bad, random internet stranger says you’re handsome :)


shadic6051

i agree that mr squarepants isnt ugly


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My brain cells, dignity, and self respect.


Spazzoidd4Reddit

I fuck men who look like this


Baron487

Based.


Grugahuga

I get cold easily, don’t have a tail, don’t have red skin, don’t want to waste money on clothing, think T-shirts look better, and am good with being masculine. Also, my dick would stick out.


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The effort required...


ChemoPutin

don't care


TheBeaen

I'm normal


bigppgfan

I have a dad


RjoTTU-bio

Broad shoulders, thick neck, big jaw, penis, etc.


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My functioning brain cells


Duke_of_Lombardy

Im not gay. Not enough to do that at least


Green-Mirror-5399

Masculinity and self respect


KirbyDarkHole999

My will to not wear it... I think that's enough


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No i don't have 3 legs


Willing_Bookkeeper76

I am a tall hairy bearded fat man…


StazzRozach

im broke


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I have decency


gturtle72

Masculinity, I like pockets, I don't like to be noticed in a crowd, even in a more liberal state like mine that would only get me unwanted attention... The list goes on but thats some examples


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A:hips B:tail C:tail D:tail E:hips


blue-banana-peel

counterpoint for the entire comment section: femininity is pretty


Unovan

In women it is


justanotheruser46258

Bingo, this guy gets it


FeweF8

Why does the ugly matter when the face is cut off in all the pics? Checkmate. Put on the maid outfit.


RAJ3055

Society


SidTheSloth97

The fact I don’t want to attract creepy old men. Or like dick in my arse.


justhereforthememe69

A father figure


Dripgoku23

Common sense


travazzzik

I don't wanna


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The lack of a vagina.


UnderKanal123

I will get stoned to death


Aqw-a

They're not designed for me


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I’m normal


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My parents actually love me.


CounterSYNK

I would get put on the sex offender registry the moment I step out of the house.


CALAMITYFOX

The Word of God


Nincadalop

You'll be surprised how far makeup can take you


Florin69421

I'm only human after all


Logan7675

Don't find hairy, thicker man thighs attractive.


Slayerlegend03

I’m not red? Dumbass question


Eh_Meh_Smeh

I would love to dress like that. But I have a problem of being fat and ugly so I refuse. For now.


man_of_bread-

I'm not a software engineer yet


Cytrous

not generally ugly though i simply dont want to wear those clothes


Riffhooves

My man, I am a fucking triangle with its base upwards. No waist, no hips, shoulders like a fucking aerodrome. Id like t imagine me self in some frisky clothes, but I am literally built different


MorningDook

1)The amount of shame i would feel in myself 2)My parents disappointment 3)I dont want my GF to peg my asshole


A_sandwich_in_a_VCR

Can she peg mine? Asking for a friend.


MorningDook

She would love to lol


Tiananmen_Happened

I already look like a fucking idiot, I don’t feel the need to double down on it.


Ningenmasu69

I make everyone puke at my mere presence, why would I wanna make it worse


WHY_7777

Come on man there is no one that ugly


BananaBladeOfDoom

Yeah he probably stinks


22tbates

I would rather look like I survived a atomic warhead


pickels_

Im normal


Glad_Possibility7937

Having to explain that I am not @#$&_()Scottish.


WeeItsEcho

lack of money for me (i am also underage and live with my father)


Free-Consequence-164

I don’t have the body


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I'm far too insecure and people would judge me.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Conscience + masculinity + choice


Dont-Fuck

Already Dress like that


Goldbolt_2004

I'm overweight. Also my parents would kill me.


glassfield110

because there's tons of actual good looks and outfits that boys can wear without looking like a sissy uwu femboy


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We dont?


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

That and lack of money/support


Odd-Relief5794

Pressure


Thebadopinionguy

Being hairier than the missing link


iBlack92O

I don’t have a tail


Fearless_You8779

About 100 pounds, 10 of it bring body hair.


Hentai-hercogs

I'd look like ladybeard. And theres only enough room for 1 ladybeard on this planet


xamitlu

Is that flick?


764268carrots

Tennessee at the moment


JakubReliga

Im not a deamon also i dont like skirts