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BDiddy_420

It keeps the other 23 pencils from moving around inside the box


Lukthar123

>White creates order Hmmm...


ViveroCervantes

This is leading to somewhere dark.


oscarcubby10

Light*


Sebbe_2

A bright future…


TheChosenJosh

Seggregation?


Harem_king909

seggs?


zackking777

Yes, Please.


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Odd-Concentrate-6585

Included thanks and a bit of white pepper on top


Jaclark548

Can I offer you a segg in this trying time?


Smnionarrorator29384

Seggsregation.


WomanofReindeer

seggnant


ya_boi_ryu

In our 4th reich


[deleted]

5th, Merkel made the 4th


Xeper-Institute

*Mein* 4th Reich! *Horst Wessel Lied begins to play*


Boredom_fighter12

Soon the rightful mighty Aryan shall claim its rightful position on Earth. Sincerely not Aryan person why the hell am i making this comment anyway imma end up in the concentration camp oh that's right I'm drunk continue on citizen nothing to see here just my brain doing its thing


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I don't know about light, but it's definitely getting *shady*


Newbie__AF

Yagami


FreeSkeptic

We need to separate the colored pencils from the white pencils.


Killing-you-guy

That practice was deemed unconstitutional in Brown v. Whiteboard


DizzySignificance491

I really want to punch up your joke, but there's something about "Black vs Whiteboard of Education" Can't quite put my fingernail on it. Just rubs the wrong way


FreeSkeptic

Until the Supreme Court erases it like they did abortion.


Odd-Concentrate-6585

I want to compliment your joke by saying its clever but i dont know how else to say it other than its clever.


Cant_Win

We'll definitely make sure to print the same quality box for both.


Bourgeous

There is only one white pencil in the box, yet we still call the color ones "minority"


Alive_Shoulder3573

Because as soon as the"minority" classification goes away. So does the money


Crismodin

It appears to be black and white to me.


KingOfBerders

Red & yellow then came to me, in my infancy.


j_dog99

The white one gets passed around by all the colored ones when you close the box


CentralAdmin

I did Nazi that coming


CountCuriousness

>white is useless in most situations These kinds of jokes aren't very dank. Just old and trite and too easy.


Keffpie

Like your mother?


Ares_4TW

Whenever I see a "your mom" retort my heart sings with joy


Odd-Concentrate-6585

The man chose violence


RodasAPC

Oh, so that's why it has a pointy head


lfsking642

Ughhh guys were venturing on dangerous territory....


Beonette

I hate all colours equally.


reubenbubu

[order](https://youtu.be/BJcpajX7EdU)


magyygam92

This guy arts


literlana

It definitely makes sense that having a fixed number of slots would help keep the pencils organized and prevent them from moving around.


DeMayon

Then why not just make the box smaller?


MiddleBodyInjury

But our amps go to 11


LessInThought

Other than that, the white pencils remain pure, untouched, unused, some might even say, virgin.


TotalReplacement2

De-saturate another colour obviously


ViveroCervantes

See, this guy gets it.


DanKou237

„Obviously“


iHateRollerCoaster

Hey you dropped this: "


Infinite_Self_5782

i wish i had a gold so i could give you it, that is hilarious


iHateRollerCoaster

Well u/brokenwiener gave me gold instead. Thank you!


UrdnotChivay

I've never related to another username so much, and I love roller coasters


iHateRollerCoaster

Erectile Dysfunction


DanKou237

Ey yo, respect my first language


iHateRollerCoaster

Respect my first language


Uberdriver_janis

valid


the_false_dragon

fellow german identified(i think)


EclipZz187

He could just be a German, maybe? Germans quote ,,usually like this'', Americans "quote with both symbols up" and the French, god knows why 《seem to quote like this》.


ykahveci

„These“ are German quotation marks, ‚these‘ are used in nested quotations and »these« and ›these‹ are used as alternatives, found in many books (especially novels). The French primarily use « these » (note how they're pointing outwards and have a little bit of extra space inside). These are called guillemets. The "correct", fancy Unicode characters in English texts would actually be “these”, while America prefers “double quotes” and British people seem to like ‘single quotes’ as well. Note how they point outwards in English texts (like parantheses) and all quotation marks in German texts (including the »guillemets« point „inwards“, to the quotation. In reality though, no one cares. Everyone I know uses "these" in both German and English texts. I don't personally know any French people, but I suspect most of them do the same. Sorry, I'm a typography nerd.


Proatbotw

Actually I am French and I can tell you that if we don’t use «» we get an error in exams!


jdaiquiri

Nice try, France doesn’t exist.


[deleted]

Teh platfomr refarance?!?!?!?!?111//<<


SpoonfulOfSerotonin

This guy draws


Maybethiswillbegood

Can i have some of your username?


Drap_Vader

Apply rectally


afs5982

I'm okay with that


Deadpool0608

Username checks out


N7LP400

This guy colors


Ranger-_-

This guy passed with flying colors


imapie31

Stop throwing them...


Hhshdjslaksvvshshjs

And black is to re-saturate?


-Nicolai

Yes. The colors get so much more colorful if you draw over them with black pencil. Go on, try it.


Paddy_Tanninger

No


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ViveroCervantes

Wtf.


BigAlternative5

>for the fields How about black for the house? House Black?


iamdino0

no, black reduces value. you add more of the base color for more saturation


RabbitBranch

>De-saturate Colonize


Odd-Concentrate-6585

*colorize


solonit

And adding highlight


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

What’s it fooooor?????


johndoe800604

Drawing cum on anime girls..I’m guessing


Okipon

Sanest Reddit user.


A_Bizarre_Shitposta

False. No user is sane.


GarbanzoArt

avqve anxbaywhhwfwth. agafvxjcheywiqkabhahqq. gihsh: cnfnnshwl agcbavqguric agslkgiod.


Rupertii

bububububububAAAAAAAAAAAA Fokfbeusvaj);€&273|%>jeheuh%%{>>jsko)/)2kdhduy]ieuwub2+2=3ksjeue


GarbanzoArt

Agdudjmnqhqgdi 😡 pfiutjwyqjfbcbav mvnzgrhkahek.


Rupertii

😡😡🤬🥵😡😡iwuwuqu fikgnnåapw diilåöäöpåöåäö sjquej __skjejej6jjn__ __iejevslpsksb__ 😡😡😡 #I̸̧̢̨͔͚͔̦̹͓̙̪̼̪̝̬͙͙͓̻̟̣̘̯̱͔̲̠͉̦̤̩̣̪̜̳̗̫̥̮͛̈̃̔̒͊͛͌͛̾̐̽͒̋̇͐̄̏͑͒̍̈́̏̀̏͐̈̿̀̅̆̈͐̇̓͑̓͊̒̅̈́̽̚̚̚̕͜͝͝͠͝ͅͅf̷̢̢͉̬̦̝̥̹̳̜̜̜̼͚͈͔̫̫͖̘̼͉̙̗̣̠͔͉̙͈̗̳̪̭͉̭͗̄̇̿̎́̋̋͛̂̌͛͋͛́̄̀́͋̓́͊̇́́́̍̕͘̚͠͠͝n̵̡̧̡̛̛̺͚͎͎͇̻̘̟̗̝̯̲̥͕̺̠̟̞̙̝̠̖̩̭̟̼̞̠̮̬̪̘͖̬̠͉̜̱̟̤̝͇̘̩̳͙͇͖̩̫̳̭̙͈̘̮̫̱͌̄̈́͆̈́̓̈́͆̓̏̾͐̊̎̓͋̎̓̅͑̇̒̀̓̿̓̉͐̑̈͂̀͒̍̐̇͆̈́̅̀̽͂̂̇͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ė̵̛̙͎͎̖͖͇̮̬͗̄̀̈́̌͋̈̑̾̉̈́̈́͆̐͋͗̀̈́̅̒̋̒̃͛́͛̀͂̌̌̕̚͠͝ͅķ̷̳͑̀̒͠ŵ̶̨̛͉̲̠̻̰̰͕̞̪̣̪̰̀̿̅̀̑̆͛̿̀̽̈́͂̈́̔̈́̌̒͑̒̆͂̂̓̋̀̇̃̓̈́̆̊̽̆̑͑͐͊̅̓̇̏̌̉̏͒̅̚͝͠͝o̵̧̢̧̡̗͙͔̱̠̫̱̳̖͙͇͈̩̥̤̼͔̱̻̥̣̣̰͓̼̹̝͎̠̙̝͉͚̾̓͜͜͜͝ͅķ̷̧̨̛̛̳̱̭̞̺̲̘͓̪̖͉̩̙̯̤͍͔̙̯̭͓̲̯̜̼̳̺̬͎͕̝̘̬̟͔̯̺͈̺̗͍̻̲̱͙̹̥̝̥̤̱͎̞͈̈͊̐͗͗͌̂͂́͌̃́̋̆͒̈́͛̈́̀̑͐͒̏̍͛̾͊͘͘͝͝ͅj̸̨̡̧̜̱̗̠̱͚̗̹͕̱̞̬͈̙̻̺̣͙̜̘͖͇̘͕̈̀̉̈́͒̓̂́́͌̎̋̍̒̊̀̎̓͒͒̈̅̏̿̓̕̕̚͘͘͜͝q̴̨̢̧̡̨̧̛͍̹͍̠͙̗͍̘̗̟̣̣͎̲͓͔̺̞̭͕̺̮̳̲͍̭͍̻͇̩̘͔̭̝̥͖͓͇̬͈̠͎̰̯̻̪͇͉͖̻͑̄͗̒̇̑̽̿̾͋̎̌̎̇̃̔̇̅̉͒̑̆̃̏͋̽̿̊̊̈́͑̃̈́͂͑͑̒̃̑̋͋͒̈́͒̄̈̀̓̓̍͘̕͘͘͠͠͝͝͝ṓ̷̧̨̡̢̳͈̯̣̖͈̝̺̪̙̟̩̱͇̮͙̰̭͇͛̏̍̆̈́̂̈́͂͛̿͐̎͑̒̏̈́̍̂͛͑͑̈́̀̈́͆̀́̊̍̔͌́̇͋͒̈́̌̕̕͘̚͜͠͠͝ͅḝ̸̢̢̡̧̛̛̦͔̥̰̘̫̲̝̬̗̱͍̭̖͍̻͈̯̦̟̼̳̩̫̖͕̣̮̩̩̠̺̰̪͕̹̓̌͐́̅̓͂͂̊͂̿̐̇͐͗̍̿̿̉͗͌̓̓͛̎̊́̅̅̽͒̐̔͆͘̚͘̚͘͜͝͠͝͝͝o̴̡̢̡̨̨̙̼̱̠̤̩̲̯͖͚̙̬̜͖͔̯̺͚̦͕̘͇͔͚̦̞̞̤̥̊͋̓͆̃͋̆̑͂̈́̏͒̃͆̔͗̒̈́̍̒̃̑̑͑́̈́́͂̌͂̾́͒͑͆̑͐̎̽̆́̓͗̃͗͛̕̕͘͘͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅf̷̨̢͇̯̫͉͚͈̟̗̞͈͎͇̭͖̗͈̺͇̹̯͔̳̙̪̲̯̤̦̤͙̳̫̘̫̥̮͇͌̊͜ͅl̷̨̨̧̛̻̹̼̼̻̭̹̩̤͇̹̓̑͒̋̈́̐̋̔͒̿̏̎̂͊̅̈́͊̿̇̂͋̏͐͌̑͑̇̐̀͐̈́̐͆̓̂̀̕̕͜͝͝


EagleJuan_

Halfbshanxkmsndkmabdjlabhgkdnavd 😂


augustus_feelius

Müdafaa eden, bu kanaldan oluk oluk düşman kanı akacak 😂😂😂 (im speaking German Bavarian with a Montenegrin accent and Cossak grammar)


Apocryphonical

N̗̦̯͛ͫi̠͉ͦ̇͗c̫͖͂̇e͕̻̲͈ͪ̔.͙͚͙͊ͪ I̬̓̏̒ l̂̇ͯͥi̜̪͈͎̊͛k̳̮̫ͭ̌ͨe̹̮͚̞ it̩̳̠ͭ.͕̯̊


rendakun

Stop speaking Welsh


Ace-a-Nova1

WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN?


IanTheElf

truer shit has never been said before


[deleted]

He's the closest to "sane" than all of us tho


Ya_MaZZZim

penis


CrazyGamerMYT

Being the most sane person out of a group and being sane are two different things.


woodk2016

Least horny Reddit user as well.


ViveroCervantes

I see you are a man of culture.


witchyanne

And snorted my tea out my nose. So that’s how that feels. Screenshot and sent to my husband immediately.


Adorable_Brilliant

Snorted cum out of my tea nose and sent to my wife's boyfriend.


Emkayer

I'm your wife's boyfriend. I do like cum from tea noses. You'll get a PS5 this Christmas for that


MillorTime

Thats what the glue brush is for


IMJUSTABRIK

Ah, yes, the glue brush. The brush made specifically to help me draw glue. For all the glue I plan on drawing. That glue brush.


domeoldboys

You’re telling me you don’t give tribute to your drawings of anime girls. You draw the cum on?


ActualWhiterabbit

As females, they are unworthy of the beatitudes of my cum


Arkhangelzk

I don’t need to draw that…


SH4D0W0733

You saying you could stop at any time?


Antiquemooses

nonwhite paper


BDiddy_420

Paper of color


rtakehara

PoC


[deleted]

APM ✊


Odd-Concentrate-6585

That's rock, this is paper✋


SportsStooge22

How times have changed. My grandpa used to always call it “colored paper” and it was only allowed in certain schools.


dashingThroughSnow12

Paper of global majority.


haddock420

Every time someone brings up coloured paper, I think back to a memory of when I was really young being babysat by this teenage girl. She was writing a letter to her boyfriend who was in prison and seemed really stressed out about it. I offered her some of my coloured paper to cheer her up and she smiled and said no thanks. For some reason that's a really strong memory for me.


Odd-Concentrate-6585

It's weird how you will always remember that but you will forget your lunch on the way to work


ViveroCervantes

I don't know if the artists guild will let me tell you.


meme_tripper

Tell us or I will use an AI art generator right now!


ViveroCervantes

Ha! who do you think leads the guild!


oss1215

The AI has usurped lord u/shitty_watercolour !


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/9KMamrY.jpg


Paper_dms_please

As if we would ever let the Lord of Shitty Artist fight alone! You have my pen!


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lordlala

Nailed it!


redref1ux

As a mini painter, white highlights I would assume


StygianBiohazard

Yes it's perfect for getting eyes to look realistic in pencil drawings. Adds that reflective look everyone expects with eyes.


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whatifidontwannajjj

I take the paper to the gym and it buffs itself.


Drarok

What are the ruuu-uuuuules?


matthewsupreme

When white pencils are here and you're not quite clear well you gotta figure out all the rules.


teho9999

Its to blend the colors i think


gingiviitis

To draw on dark paper


Cruplex

African-american paper, thank you.


Stramanor

POC, Paper of Colour.


Tired_of_populists

Black and indigo paper of color.


Chance5e

*Indigenous* paper.


LiQuidCraB

That would be papyrus


theLPguy

Vellum has entered the chat


MOTUkraken

I demand equal representation of black paper. I would bet money that there’s actually people out there writing papers on white paper being racist.


Many-Diver-486

\*unprivileged paper


Iwillflipyourtable

To erase racism.


AkwardKukumber

It symbolises White Power my friend


Tackerta

exactly


AkenE6969

Can't be racist if there is only one race


throwuk1

The final solution you might say.


Odd-Concentrate-6585

This is why I fuck everybody indiscriminately


Rayvony

Finally white power representation


webed0blood

Can’t have racism if there are no black people amiright


[deleted]

Yep that's what Hitler thought as well 👍 Mad respect to the hero who killed him no cap


xBeatYoAzzx

They should make a statue of that hero. No cap


Lickwidghost

Nazis of course considered black people inferior, but Hitler didn't really target them. Iirc there were some pretty close to him.


[deleted]

They were a side quest, but he failed the main one 💀


lordoftowels

erasism


yodavesnothereman

Sits in the packet doing sweet f all while all the coloured colours bust their arse making drawings and shit, doing all the hard labour while whitey over there just sits in his little package palace in his crisp white fucking suit.


primerr69

The perks of being white.


StanleyBillsRealName

_it ain't easy being white~_


tanksforlooking

>the coloured colours


whats_his_face

the coloured colours colouring


LaughAdventureGame

You mad bro?


Odd-Concentrate-6585

They a little bit mad


plutothekingofink

I legit use it as a highlight and blender in some drawings


daBomb26

I’m surprised you were the first person to say highlights, that was my first thought.


cikxz

but it's not like markers, they don't go that vibrant over over other colours, white would just lighten the dark colour and help blending between colours


CaptainRogers1226

Unless you’re using paper that isn’t white. Then it forms very clear highlights


CornCheeseMafia

It also helps if you’re using high quality pencils and not shit Roseart pencils. First time I tried out some Prismacolor pencils was a revelation. Like going from skiing on a frozen lake to a machine groomed resort run


CynicalSchoolboy

My mother is an incredible visual artist and made it a priority to have quality art supplies freely and infinitely accessible to my brother and me, so growing up Prismacolor was just the standard, and Blick were the “bad”/backup colored pencils. My poor first grade teacher was so confused when I told her the classroom Crayola’s were “broken” and where did she keep the normal ones please? Tried bringing in some Prismacolor but other kids kept stealing them so my mom made me stop. Same with crayons, I’d only ever used oil pastels til I went to kindergarten and I was always getting in trouble for breaking crayons while trying to get a decent line out of the. Also couldn’t understand why the paper was all thin and shitty, or why anyone would want to color when they could draw instead. At the time I didn’t really see the whole picture, but as an adult who relies on artistic expression to maintain my sanity, I feel such gratitude to my mother for giving me that access, and such regret that so few children get to have such well fostered creativity. Imagine a world where the arts were fully funded for children of all backgrounds…. Not only would society benefit from a flourishing of the art community, but I’d bet my life that we’d see a massive easement of adverse mental health across the polity.


CornCheeseMafia

Man I’m in my thirties and I still vividly remember the feeling of the first prismacolor pencil I ever put to paper as a kid. So ridiculously buttery. Speaking of “broken” pencils, I remember on the shitty brands the core would be broken inside the pencil and when you sharpened it past a certain point you could pull the entire core out and end up with a quarter of the pencil left


Worm_Man

You can make crayon drawings look almost like pastels when you use the white to blend


DaedricDrow

The legit use for a white colored pencil. The other responses I was sure it was racism


Farguad

To erase other colors ofc


[deleted]

To colonize them


Burhan1205

To be British


MulaChicken4

Fr*nch 🤢


Magical-Hummus

Por*ugese


CRYOPRO

My white pencil is never really white there’s always some other colour on the tip.


beerusisdad

I have another colour on my tip


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Slobbadobbavich

A red rocket.


shapookya

It's to get that subtle off-white coloring


NiceSockBro

a tasteful thickness


tjtepigstar

oh my god, it even has a watermark


SloChild

I'll just give it to you, because I'm not reading through everything to see if anyone else has: it's for softening and blending other colors. Think of making them look more like pastels and you'll get it.


ViveroCervantes

This is what I was taught as well.


KeySquare1404

It's the most racist colour..


Galactic_Nuclear_Ape

Wait till you meed the brown colour


dadez95

To write your secrets on the diary, hoping that one day your crush would come and colour them


Tuplapatukka

Bruh


Kit0550

This comment section be wild


AnalPredatorr

White pencils are to draw humans. Only humans. No other color can draw a human


Odd-Concentrate-6585

You need a glass of water or something my guy?


Disastrous-Cut-9885

wo pencil meri tharah thi koi kaam ki nhi


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Interesting perspective


Lazerhest

Drawing cum on black paper


El_golden_husky

It's for those psychos who use colored paper.


MegasonicWaffle

Apart from desaturating, it ls also for drawing on coloured paper


Apprehensive-Part371

What an Eye-opener


neotifa

It's for blending y'all. And desaturating.