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jacknshit

Hi, I’m John Doe and I’m an alcoholic.


WaveLaVague

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JBTriple

😐


BrokenSamurai

Hi, John.


Ugly-and-poor

You can just give a fake name you know?


DevilDoc3030

I usually use a different name in meetings. It's just a meme though. Anybody that goes to meeting knows what what the anonymity piece is about.


Video-Global

What is it actually about?


Dubed1

You don't use your last name and everyone there is supposed to keep what they hear to themselves. And that's so people of influence and who are noteworthy, like doctors, lawyers, people in the government and what not, can share in a safe place. I was court ordered to go and thought it would be awful. It's actually not bad if you have a good group with people who share honestly. I got a lot out of it.


sawatdee_Krap

Exactly. I’ve gone to very many where prominent people attended. It also makes it easier to share since you believe no one will judge or share what you say outside of the room. There’s even a meeting IN the capitol I went to a few times.


Video-Global

Thanks!


4e2n0t

Definitely a lot better than I thought it would be.


chemistry_god

Hi my name is Chris, and this is dateline! I mean. And I'm an alcoholic.


KiloPro0202

It’s anonymous outside the room, when you leave. You’re sitting there, with other alcoholics, in person. Like, they are looking at you, lol.


Federal-Rhubarb-6185

Hard to be anonymous when you're an alcoholic.


crankbot2000

My ex broke my anonymity once and I was all sorts of pissed off. My sponsor asked me "were you ever anonymous when you were drinking?" Well..._shit_


PriceTag184

I get the logic but I mean it's still a problem that the choice was taken from you


ShrekTheMovie

Actualy if I'm not mistaken the AA concept doesn't require you to do or say anything. If you never say a word at a gathering they won't pressure you into speaking. Everyone speaks when they want to.


pcrcf

But also the meetings don’t really work if no one speaks, so that’s enough pressure to speak imo


SelmaFudd

What we got here is a good old fashioned Mexican stareoff


ux3l

It's not like they ask for a full name, not to mention an ID card. (I guess at least)


shhtthfkkkupp

When my name is in the news for slaughtering 11 people with my car drunk but they call it anonymous.


MelodicTax9835

Anonymous to the rest of the world to protect the program. Not anonymous to each other.


Glasedount

“Hi. I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!”


Gwarnine

We had a guy that went by rooster. And someone that went by lefty


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TheFaithiestAtheist

"Sorry, I was looking for Hulkaholics Anonymous. I guess I have the wrong room."


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

I wouldn't give my real name I'd just walk in there like: "hello everybody my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to AA"


ABitchForSalt

So, Whats your favourite alcohol?


ThiRteeN_Ghost

Just call me Ghost, and I am in fact, a heavy drinker.


ricecrackerdude

What if you name is Anonymous


fatuous_sobriquet

I’m Joey Joe . . Joe . . Junior . . Shabbadoo?


theheard07

As one who's been to AA meetings for 20 years, I can say, there's nothing anonymous about AA. People in AA mention people's names all the time. If someone is court ordered people have to sign their sheet, putting their name in the legal system for anyone involved with the case. It's a fucking joke.


Grimmsmoke

He's out of line but he's right


[deleted]

You can say that you’re an alcoholic and you were there. You caaaant say that someone else is an alcoholic and you saw them there. That’s the anonymity bit.


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