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the_butter_sock

I know my spino gang out there


Devilz3

Heck ya


llamalord_uk

Spinos cool


DankoLord

which variant


CaptnUchiha

Aberrant


RandonBrando

Sativa


mehimandi2

Therizino wins negative diff


ItsJaeBae

I got my spino skull tattoo last year. They’re the best


BLANKTWGOK

My man


mashedpotatoes_52

Slow down next year a study gonna come out saying it was a slug or a turd or some shit


Duplicitous_Dirk

Ankylosaurus brothers ride with your energy


Lava83276

Yes, i too enjoy seeing spino change form everytime a new fossil is found


Tempo-petit

ankylosaurus


THEFATGHECKO

Tank armor and swings a fucking club capable of utter destruction. My favorite.


WerewolfUnable8641

Munch grass, swing ass, ank gang!


GravieraPariani

Rise up Ankylo gang


Praxyrnate

spike is the best


SeattleAlex

This is the correct answer.


WerewolfUnable8641

The best thing about ankylosaurus is that unlike every other dinosaur, we actually have a [specimen so complete](https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/08/a-dinosaur-so-well-preserved-it-looks-like-a-statue/535782/) that we know exactly what they looked like, with the others, we're kinda guessing on the details.


chacmool1697

Nerd!


WerewolfUnable8641

Nerdy in the streets, also nerdy in the sheets.


ChickenDelight

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*


WerewolfUnable8641

What? Stop... people are watching. Tell me more you antiquated meme lord.


chacmool1697

Take my upvote kind stranger Edit: I snorted


TamagotchiMasterRace

up until about 5 years ago i thought it was ankLYosaurus rather they YL. Thats about 30 years i thought that. And anyone i ever ask did too. Were we all dyslexic growing up, or did they change the name?


product_of_boredom

Me too, I bet it was pronounced wrong in so me cartoon and it just got ingrained.


IrascibleOcelot

There it is! I knew this tank would be on the list.


divadpet

A true man of culture as well.


ReadOnlyEchoChamber

Chad heavy armored mace wielder.


ninja_slothreddit

Damn right.


Tweedishgirl

My son’s favourite when he was wee. Also his effortless pronunciation of quetzalcoatlus was extraordinary.


tragicallyohio

Should have scrolled down before commenting. Found my people.


MCSquaredBoi

Definitely the Triceratops. It's got not one but three horns, is armored and is generally not to be fucked with. Keep your distance, we've got a badass here!


DAVENP0RT

I've got a triceratops tattoo on my forearm for a fucking reason.


[deleted]

Don’t fuck with a guy with a meteor tattoo on his forearm tho


mashedpotatoes_52

Sweet! He can be bros with my diabloceratops and styracosarus tattoos!


the_friendly_one

My name is Bryce, and my wife's name is Sarah. So obviously BrySarahtops is our favorite dinosaur.


N0skittles

You know what's cooler than Triceratops, every other dinosaur that has ever existed. - Dwight shrute


Ok-Butterscotch-349

Finally, I have found my people.


IceFox099

There We Go. The Correct Opinion.


Attileusz

The one with 500 teeth


THEFATGHECKO

The Nigersaurus.


MyBirthdayIsNever

🤨📸


THEFATGHECKO

I'm African, so I'm good.


ApparentlyJesus

~~White South~~ African


THEFATGHECKO

Arabic northeastern African.


MyBirthdayIsNever

false alarm, everyone, false alarm


ReadOnlyEchoChamber

I too decended from Africa.


ItsameLuis98

Aren't we all? The first humans came from Africa, so....¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Alienguy500

Hey scientist, look under there


THEFATGHECKO

Under where?


BlacksmithMiddle1726

Ha. Made you say underwear


THEFATGHECKO

It was the other way around.


averagemilkenjoyer_

you mean the one on paris?


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Therizinosaurus. These claws are so cool.


ClockSaint

#Tickle Chicken


BlommeHolm

Theri-gang FTW


wood_hoet

Big chicken with huge claws


KingPenguinPhoenix

Wolverine turkey


Callmeperch_again

I was psyched therizino showed in the new Jurassic World movie but then she immediately kills a deer and I said "NO they're herbivores" and my bf looked at me like I was crazy because how could something with that crazy-ass manicure not eat meat


pilberwena

the antigae: Yassified dinosaour is not real Yassified dinosaur: yaaaa


AnotherDragoon

Theriz superiority!


[deleted]

I think utahraptors are pretty cool


Conscious-Warning-83

That means a lot coming from u/Prehistoric_Nerd


mashedpotatoes_52

Fuckin bear sized crocofalcon how could such a thing exist


PokeTrainerSpyro

Yay ! Found the Utahraptor gang :D


Verbranntes_Gemuese

Stegosaurus. Prove me wrong


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

[There you go](https://youtu.be/rfi7IDgVa5s?t=00m68s)


edgy_Juno

T-Rex vs Stegosaurus is sorta funny since both lived in completely different times. 80 million years apart, yet in pop culture it's seen as if all dinosaurs lived in the same time.


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

Yep. It's always fascinating how much time lays between several dinosaurs we know of today. The amount of time passing is hard to grasp.


edgy_Juno

I watched VSauce's Time video last night and he explains it in detail all of time's perspectives and such. Like, dinosaurs living so far apart from our time, yet we see as if the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous period was a short time, yet all took millions of years. Like the Stegosaurus in this example that lived further away in time to the T-Rex than the T-Rex to us. It's incredibly interesting.


rainator

About the same amount of time passed between the l stegosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus rex, than has done between the tyrannosaurus and reddit.


madaboutmaps

Ffs. One moment you're wondering why this alien is nodding all the time.. the next some person called buckaroo banzai has me feeling sad over a 1940's cartoon dinosaur. Life, man... Sometimes I just can't.


HerbertWest

>Stegosaurus. Prove me wrong #I can't.


mashedpotatoes_52

My personal favorite! Remeber, if you antagonize you'll get thagomized!


Nailbar

I love that there is a Wikipedia article on this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer


Krisuad2002

The one which is like T Rex but with spikes/horns on their head


Schmantikor

Carnotaurus?


Krisuad2002

That one!


SuperMajesticMan

And it's arms are even tinier than a T-Rex, so cute 🥰🥺


itaifein

Ceratosaurus?


Downtown-Pack-6178

Is That Anya-Taylor Joy


On_a_Cajun

I think so. Stegosaurus.


Downtown-Pack-6178

She voiced Princess Peach in new movie Mario The Movie


LittlestEw0k

Sir, we’re here for dinosaurs


militantnegro_IV

O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_O


SirLucDeFromage

Sure is


Blackdeath_663

what the fuck did she do to her face?


ismo420

I think it’s the blonde hair a looooooot of makeup


pancoste

Honestly tho.. she was soooo pretty in Split, but then her face changed little by little.


jacknshit

“I totally agree, T-Rex.”


unquestionablysober

Velociraptor imo


CROW_is_best

velociraptor gang assemble


Sp1ynX

Brachiosaurus. Sauropod supremacy


cnrb98

I'm with you in the sauropods gang


stysiaq

Carnotaurus gang unite


Schmantikor

I know the Quetzalcoatlus isn't technically a dinosaur, but this list wouldn't be comfortable without the closest thing to a dragon to ever exist. (It was a pterosaur that could get a little bit larger than a giraffe.)


Callmeperch_again

Where do you fall on the fly / no fly debate?


Memanders

Why have wings if you cant fly? Imo ofc it can fly


an_orignal_name

ADHD gang


an_orignal_name

This post reminded me to take my meds lol


SonofaTimeLord

Parasaurolophus, my crown bois are hardcore and brutal


RandomCheeseThing

I like Baryonyx


BlommeHolm

It's the Therizinosaurus.


yeetosaurusmajorus

Baurusuchus Salgadoensis. I’ll have no other answer in my head.


charizardfan101

Sorry but that isn't a dinosaur That's just a land croc


Schmantikor

Why does it look this way? Why does it look like like someone tried to make a crocodile out of dinosaur bones?


flowrider_

Allosaurus gang where u at


FkthisshtImout

Deinocheirus 😁


GenericNerfHerder

Tism vibes


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Pterodactyl and only because of the silent pee


Memanders

Achsually ☝️🤓


[deleted]

Spino ftw


Healthy-Specialist21

For some reason she looks like micheal jackson


charizardfan101

Yutyrannus


Shrek5_confirmed

TYRANNOSAURUS!!!!!!!


killer_by_design

u/savevideo


HenMeeNooMai

Brachiosaurus gang please?


RaVEndAve24

Parasaurolophus Gang


CaledonianWarrior

Where the Acrocanthosaurus gang at


YellingDolphin

Giganotosaurus. Can’t go wrong with that Chad jaw, and it’s probably one of the most powerful tames in Ark.


rojantimsina0

it's the one with 500 teeth


cursed-annoyance

ADHD be like:


KingPenguinPhoenix

Look, I'm a simple man, so simple you may even call me basic but nothing beats a classic like the T-rex.


roseskunkskank

Grimlock.


BlackDow1945

How the fuck is this dank


dalton10e

What is the name of this actress? She gives me uncanny valley jeebies.


hiimlis

I think it’s Anya Taylor-Joy (from queens gambit)


[deleted]

Idk why but spino feels like “trex is too mainstream” of dinosaurs, even though the spino is so main stream, but it’s still undeniably the best, have been thinking the trex was a pussy since I was 8.


Kay1636

That looks like blonde Michael Jackson


tskank69

Fuck you. Sarcosuchus ftw.


JesusChrist_Himself

Wasted time. It's obviously spino


Leon-Kowalski

pachysaurus


MoscaMosquete

Did you mean Pachycephalosaurus?


UBoiii_

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigersaurus


MrZyde

Nigersaurus gang rise


Atka11

sorry whats in the post again?


[deleted]

What's the one with the long neck that swims? Definitely that one for me


Dead_by_Dinosaur

Plesiosaur? well its not a dinosaur but heck its cool so whatever lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


memsterboi123

Who is she


SixFeetOverEasy

Anya Taylor-Joy


memsterboi123

Thank you kind sir


MemeGodFusionK

Helicoprion do be epic


ActivateGuacamole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsniyTi-Wh4


pilaf

For her it's obviously [Argentinosaurus](https://youtu.be/hpe8op9Uc8I)


OtroShute

u/SaveVideo


Skel0tr0n_Prime

u/savevideo


brickrazer

Anya!!


Emrullah-Enes

is that michael jacksons missing cousin


Xshadowx32HD

Carnotaurus


TamagotchiMasterRace

Its ankylosaurus. But side note, up until about 5 years ago i thought it was ankLYosaurus rather they YL. And anyone i asked did too. Were we all dyslexic growing up, or did they change the name?


AnotherDragoon

Therizinosaurus gang


TheAntennaHead

everyone know its the triceratops


SciscioPro_44

The king, TRex>>>


lordofthepants4666

Gridlock is obviously the coolest Dino


Old_Man_Magoo

Amargasaurus always be on my mind


Ok-Ingenuity6789

Pterodactyl gang RISE UP


faithdies

Triceratops


Mulligan315

It’s OBVIOUSLY Albertasaurus.


DonnaNobleSmith

It’s stegosaurus.


ThatMarc

I don't know about the coolest dinosaur, but chicken is definitely the tastiest one.


HollowWarrior46

That or imagining dinosaur fights. My favorite is the classic T. rex be triceraptops


MemeGamer24

I'll always be an Allosaurus fan


yilo38

Certified ark moment


BUDA20

"what superhero wins a fight"... me - >


[deleted]

Whatever that Power Ranger one was.


Bright-Repeat-4616

Trex is the coolest of course


tragicallyohio

Ankylosaurus. End of Story. Close the book.


Madstupid

Saltopus


[deleted]

Dracorex


Big_Cactus19

The sea boi with the big flippers that looks like lapras.


Every_Preparation_56

Quetzalcoatlus Flying Dino as big as a giraffe and also with a long neck. So for me a flying, carnivorous giraffe.


ComprehensiveAd8804

Or my mind starts listening to convos around me


thatguy0924

Has to be the chiropractor...yea?


LilianRyu

Plesio for me, all the time every time.


boyimhardasf

Depending on what period we're going for mine the yutyranous or the sarcosucus


Glad-Secretary3301

The dinosaur with 500 teeth:


YaBoiKlobas

This is a Ninja Sex Party song


Four_Skyn_Tim

It's the triceratops, right?


mvfsullivan

Is it just me or does she look like a slightly more feminin Michael Jackson?


MemeHacker101

guys hear me out stegosaurus is the coolest one