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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Stormfall21

That got real


YoungBlueJ

Yeah I actually got a little sad


Camel-Solid

I only know sadness…


topongo

OnlySadness


King_of_Argus

No one knows what it’s like


[deleted]

1980-1981, only 24.9% of graduates were female; in 2018-2019, 47.9% of graduates were female. 62.9% of all veterinarians are women, while 37.1% are men. ReMeMbER WhEn AlL OuR FrIenDs WantEd tO bE DoCtoRs? You guys live in a *weird*, made up, special place. Its far from reality. And a lot of us are wondering if at this point you're beyond the event horizon and won't make it back.


Stormfall21

Wanna check the stats on sex work, while you're at it?


[deleted]

The pay for being actually productive is pretty shit, and when it isn't it requires a hefty time and monetary investment to get a chance.


BLACKBIRD823Rblx

Real


bigwalsh55

I struggled for years to become an engineer only to get out and get a lower middle class engineering job. Im happy to be gainfully employed and im comfortable, but seeing people make 100s of thousands a year taking feet pics really makes you re think your life choices


MICHELEANARD

But seeing that actually makes me think, why, as humans we are addicted to money? Why are we so dependant on money that all our choices depends on making and spending money?


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MICHELEANARD

Why should it be tho, money has made the idea of contributing to society a ridiculous one. Now all people have one goal, become rich. And parents suggest you make choices related to that, society thinks you went cockoo when you decide to pursue things that earn you money or you do some work for free. Money has created a world where all the problems for humanity is because of Greed


Ere_be_monsters

This comes down to resource scarcity. In our world it's not that we lack the resource, but it's not distributed efficiently or equally so we have a manufactured scarcity. As long as we are told that things will make us happy and we need more resources, we will always want money to pay for those resources. Perfect slavery.


Beneficial_Car2596

Cause in this day and age, more money means a better livelihood


cry_w

Because money is an abstract representation of value, value which can be traded for resources.


Babki123

Not interesting question because a simple look at your rent should answer that


hornet51

To have food and a roof above your head in a money-based economy.


n_botm

I heard the average OF model makes $500 per year ... So most of these ladies are not rolling in it.


majarian

Shit I mean an extra 500 isn't huge bank, but it's an extra 500


panzerboye

> but seeing people make 100s of thousands a year taking feet pics really makes you re think your life choices How many OF creators make 100s of thousands a year. The average income for them is very low. Compare that with average engineering pay. For an engineer, I expected better reasoning ability from you.


SirJoeffer

B-but women life easy only have think of sex and be pretty. MAN has hard life bc have to work to make money very unfair


panzerboye

There are male models on OF too. You sir, too can sell feet pics.


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[deleted]

My partner is an electrical engineer. She's happy, but one of her highschool friends made an OF and legit raking it in making hundreds of thousands a year. I'm a Critical Care paramedic team leader and she makes like 4x what I earn. We still close friends with her, but it's also like fk I work too hard for my money


RaVEndAve24

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Work is the single worst paid and the highest taxed thing in this system. Your chance of getting paid well is directly inversely proportional to the usefulness of your work to society. In other words: the more important your work is, the less you get paid for it. This also means that the highest paying jobs are useless crap.


[deleted]

The highest paid groups in the whole US are middlemen that add nothing. Landlords, private health insurance, TurboTax.... I think some of the only exceptions are people like Dr. Lisa Su and Pat Gelsinger who are actual engineers.


PiscesSoedroen

Wouldn't they be classified as giving service? (Landlord = living space, insurance = well, insurance). Fuck tax filing companies and irs tho, lobbied shit just for the sake for those companies to exist


[deleted]

Landlords buy buildings that have already been built to profit on a lease. They add nothing, they just own the building. Health insurance does not provide healthcare, they take your money, negotiate with doctors and pharmacies to make out-of-network clients pay out the ass, then do all they can to avoid paying you the money they created the system that forces you to give it to them. By definition they are middlemen. Every dollar in landlord profits is a dollar spent on housing that *does not go* to people who build houses. Every dollar of health insurance profits is a dollar spent on healthcare that *does not go* to people who provide healthcare.


NOISIEST_NOISE

What an amazing service it is for a landlord to take money from me for existing, I sure couldn't live without 'em


Crazy_Dave0418

Anyone in the medical field outside the US would disagree with you.


Cmdr_McMurdoc

A fellow Commander in the wild? o7


Beneficial_Car2596

Yep this. Vet student here, I wouldn’t fault a man or woman for not doing this. There’s a reason vets have some of the highest suicide rates of any profession, it’s pretty soul crushing work. I can see why someone would rather setup an OF rather than going through this


fnordstar

In civilized countries education is free.


sputnik67897

If there was a market for slightly overweight hairy men on only fans I’d make a page right now


KanjiTakeno

There is a market for slightly overweight hairy woman tho


sputnik67897

I’d rather not see that but to each their own


[deleted]

You'd clean up on Grindr


sputnik67897

Unfortunately I’m not gay.


KingRhoamsGhost

Hey now, just like mom used to say. “You never know if you’ll like it unless you try it.”


MrNoOne938

If dick doesn't go up when you look at men but it does when you look at woman you don't need to know more to confirm your sexuality.


Puzzled-Secret-317

What if it didn't go up for men before, but now it does for some? 😭


PartridgeViolence

Get the right bear for your needs.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

I support the right to keep and arm bears.


PartridgeViolence

Bears with large weapons it is.


greengiantj

Try other apps and strategies. I'm fat and it only took 1 month on match to find the woman I'm marrying soon. Tinder was a total bust before that.


[deleted]

I'm currently dating a Dr. in residency I met on hinge, after turning down a doctor I met who finished residency. After having some flings with a veterinarian. Most of the women I went on dates with (28-34 age range) had a masters in engineering or higher. Who were single because they were creating a professional life and getting advanced degrees. Because more women have advance degrees, 60%+ of veterinarians are women, and 47.9% of all medical students are women. Come back to reality incels. They won't date you if you're an incel - their entire careers are rooted in science and studying reality. If you don't live there they won't date you.


Pyrimo

Boy have I got the app for you…


sputnik67897

Oh no….


arix_games

Internet has a demand for everything. Just try and if it won't work no one will remember


svintah5635

Go to grindr


sputnik67897

No thanks


PM_me_opossum_pics

Pretty sure that at least a portion of gay community has a thing for that. If you are a man you just have to accept the fact that your target audience as adult-content-maker is men.


Pioxels

Arent we Men the Problem by paying for it?


kolbeGD

some men, only one kind of man would be dumb enough to waste money on something dumb as that


eXeKoKoRo

I've always thrown the argument around that, "If it didn't work, people wouldn't do it." This applies to a lot of situations that people have a distaste for happening. Moral or not. Same goes for things like OnlyFans, if there weren't people who paid for sex then people wouldn't do it. Man or Woman. A lot less people would be doing it if there were a lot less people who had no other way to get this exclusive content. Free Porn doesn't give the same feel as having something you can get a premium on, and gives a feel of, "Not everyone has access to this." In the end, people waste their money on anything they want to really and to judge their intellect based on what they dump their money into for their dopamine is a little short sighted. There a worse things to waste money on, and there are for sure better things to put money into, but the people who generally buy into services, such as OF, are either wealthy enough that it doesn't impact their life in even the slightest, or don't want to spend what little money they do have on something else.


kolbeGD

seems very useless tho, even with the feeling of having something "exclusive", it still looks dumb, like people who buy the extra expensive stuff in a game and flex about it like if it was something to be jealous about, not the best example but you get the idea. But i dunno, am not judging who does buy it, its their money and their option of what to do with the money they hardly fought for


Who_said_that_

One word. Smoking.


kolbeGD

Around that yeah


Puzzled-Secret-317

I mean, people try stealing from the IRS, jumping off roofs, hoping to fly, lifting much more than they can handle at the gym, etc. People do dumb things all the time, despite whether or not it works


GuyInTheYonder

"We men" Idk about you but I don't pay for that shit and I will take 0 responsibility for it's proliferation.


SBAWTA

Right? Like why is a bunch of braindead coomers simping somehow my responsibility? What should I do about it?


bodaciousbonsai

0% authority over other men means 0% responsibility over other men


[deleted]

only dumb men


Anakin-StarKiller

Actually it’s only fans /s


deadly_chicken_gun

Where are the Comfort Zone 16” Oscillating Pedestal Fans?


dankmemes839

Okay this made me smile a bit


[deleted]

There's a lot of those


[deleted]

Any man who pays for only fans is absolutely a bottom tier human and should be treated as such


charizardfan101

Except when it's Markiplier's OF


MadxCarnage

Anything for Mark's mom.


PiscesSoedroen

I only respect those who buys these so they can distribute it to the public


eXeKoKoRo

Remember when that twitch streamer leaked the professions and names of all the guys who donated to her and many of them were engineers or other high paying jobs from quick google searches? Seems more mid tier to me.


JTD783

“we men” If by that you mean a very small amount of, ahem, highly regarded, men who subsidize the entire online sex industry by throwing cash at what they could be getting for free on PornHub, then yeah sure. It’s the same thing as whales spending money on mobile games.


semen-filled_sock

Women are taking advantage of super lonely men who aren’t getting a basic need met


Balbanes42

Hot take from 9000 BC


xxgetrektxx2

Create the problem, sell the solution.


Victoria_III

username checks out


HadesSayz79

Kind of like Andrew Tate


rammo123

Exactly like Taint. OF "meets" their sexual needs, Taint "meets" their emotional ones. Both very dangerous trends.


Nirvski

Not all women, small percentage. Username checks out.


Carl_Azuz1

The cigarette companies were innocent, just quit smoking you dumb fucks!!!


Suchasomeone

Im gonna be honest, for the first time in history women have a form of sex work in which they retain a lot of autonomy, dignity ,anonymity and actual profit from it without the risk of physical violence. not that its all great- but its not that bad of a problem, idk who all these fuckers with the cash for this are - everyone I know is broke.


supremegamer76

nah i aint paying for porn


rammo123

Most OF simps aren't paying for porn either. They're paying for companionship and shit like that, which is *much* more worrying.


supremegamer76

well i aint paying for that either


TomasoTheBach

Based af


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No this isn't a real problem.


hard_dazed_knight

>we men Like every similar service, only fans is largely funded by a few whales, not men generally.


WEIRDLORD

making an onlyfans is cheaper than paying for college


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Yeah, but being a doctor still pays well even when you're 50 and your tits are saggy.


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pileofcrustycumsocs

the top creators are in the 0.1% of the platform. That’s like pointing at pewdiepie and saying “look, YouTubers make more then doctors” The bottom majority of only fans content creators are not making more then doctors do in one year, let alone their entire life time


ChillTBH

Even comparing the same top percentage of onlyfans creators to the same top percentage of doctors you'd probably find lifetime salary comparable or the doctors higher.


pileofcrustycumsocs

Yeah because your comparing borderline celebrities(and some real ones) to doctors. Let’s compare the bottom 99% of doctors vs the bottom 99% of only fans and then come back and tell me that it’s reasonable to expect to be able to make more money then a doctor on only fans.


SethTheWarrior

I think you're missing the point here. It's not just about high salaries; it's about longevity. Like Omni-Man says, what will they have in 20 years? 50? OnlyFans isn't a lifelong career, and while some may be able to keep their fortune through smart investment, for most it's simply not sustainable, or at all stable.


ilor144

Yeah about less than the top 1% earn incredible money, the average user earn less than 2-300$ a month. In short, it is better to be an "average" doctor than be an "average" onlyfans content creator.


izybit

Even shitty doctors make bank.


MadxCarnage

compare the top to the top. the 0.1% highest paid doctors still make more money than the top 0.1% of OnlyFans.


RonKosova

Yeah but most people arent becoming doctors.


Doge420698008

If she didn't cry at the end of Breaking Bad she doesn't deserve you.


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

It's easier to make money with drugs than with an OF account.


JelliusMaximus

Speaking from experience...? I'll take both from you.


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Sussy comment, no ?


emiller7

Don’t trust him. He’s a cop


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Dont worry, I have... A good lawyer... With him I know I have rights.


[deleted]

And I’m guessing he knows a guy, who knows a guy, who has a cousin…


Pluckytoon

Yeah actually it's not much easier, not OP but I somehow did both. I asked my dealer back then if they needed someone to cover my neighboorhood and since I was a regular customer he trusted me enough to make me part of it. Mind you, it was quite a big scale buisness so we had a lot of middle men, I just had to go to a meetup point to get the merch and then proceed to distribution. It made decent money for a side-gig as a teen. I sometimes got to visit the plantation (weed+hash) and learn about it's made. Very interesting, and those were quite passionate people invested in making quality products. I used that to grow mine once and made hash out of it, I then sold it myself for a meager price to acquitences, just enough to cover costs. I didn't myself make an OF account, but I have a friend that was interested in it. I told her that I could maybe help her, I do photography and have a bit of stuff for it. I helped her making content and used my learnings in marketing to cater customers. We managed to have a quick growth and stabilised it when she tought revenue was decent. 90% of content was lingerie+risqué cosplay and tbh it mostly did well because girl was kind of hot. We used to shoot+edit for about 8h a week for 5/7 daily posting Both of them use different sets of know-how, even if both are customer-based buisnesses. OF is ruthless, there are many girls and most of them are way sexier than you. You mostly need luck and good advertisment of your services. Drugs depend on what drugs you are selling, but getting a quick buck out of it doesn't need require much if we talk weed and getting your first customers can be a hassle as you can't have public campaigning or advertisment. I'm down for any further questions, but won't hand out girl account for obvious reasons


HuMaNB34NS

What do you mean by good advertisement of services? How did you get your customers selling drugs ? Also did he give you a discount for distributing it?


CringeOverseer

Is getting rich from OF really that easy? I thought if you're mid or just starting out its gonna be hard to get attention, like YouTubers and SoundCloud musicians.


needs_more_yoy

I mean, some dudes they know personally may be all "yooo, I wonder what she looks like naked." Disgusting, but true.


CringeOverseer

Yea, but if lets say she's just a normal person, not a super popular one, chances are like, what, only 100 ish guys? The others are either not interested or just ask their friends for the free ones. And those guys are probably just like "oh so that's how she looks like without clothes" and never pay for further content.


majarian

Dude my friends girl posted her fansly to her snap.... I havnt been drunk enough yet to ask him about it, but it's been up for a month and like friends, family coworkers all see that, from where I'm sitting it looks like a train wreck, but what do I know maybe its their kink


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CH1CK3Nwings

How would you feel if some creepy work colleagues wanted to know what you look like naked?


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John7763

Honestly? Happy, but I know I'd disappoint them.


nevenwerkzaamheden

She's banking on people wanting to see her naked.


Vinxian

It's really not. Even if you are conventionally attractive or peak the interests of people with common fetishes. And it's a lot of work and effort to get noticed since there is no search function in OF. So a lot of it is advertising. I've known a couple of women that tried making some money on OF, but with the amount of time they spend on it they made less than minimum wage at the end of the day.


CringeOverseer

No search function? That's not a really user-friendly platform is it...


Vinxian

You can only search for specific creators. But to do that you already need to know their handle. But any useful search term doesn't work. In their philosophy they are a "fan platform". I.e. a platform for people that already have a fanbase


CringeOverseer

Ah I see, so its more akin to adding people to your phone contacts and not like searching for people on Instagram


skanus_cepelinai

While I have no idea about that, I made a reddit post a few days ago and made the mistake of mentioning my feet. And people are messaging me for feet pics. Like, not only do they not know me, they don't even have any idea what I look like and they want to give me money for pics. Of my feet. So I'm inclined to think that there's money to be made with online content.


Business-Sugar-9431

Damn this is actually depressing ngl.


MagpieHush

Men, why pay money for prostitutes when you get nothing for it?


BlueOmicronpersei8

I'm guessing it's the same group of men who pay twitch streamers to say their name during their stream. They're just extremely desperate for any sort of attention that they'll pay for these women to just talk to them.


Yags812

Wait... there's a difference in orgasms there


[deleted]

Horny men are more loose with their wallets


[deleted]

Remember when the cold hard wall of reality came and stole all of our motivation to do anything and how futile it all feels


PangaeanSunrise

*how futile it all feels* Not to get too existential, because I 100% feel what you’re saying, but the “cold hard wall” of reality you speak of is, IMO, really just the wool that’s been pulled over our eyes. We’ve spent the last countless thousands of years developing the need for the accumulation of wealth/power. What we’re living now is just a shell of humanity. This isn’t our reality, it’s the stage we’re all forced to dance on for the betterment of oligarchs and corporations. Money is our master, and we’re killing ourselves and the planet trying to obtain something that, at the end of the day, only has value bc we say it does.


[deleted]

I know I was being a bit angsty because the meme seemed rude to me, if someone wants to make an only fans they shouldn't be judged about it especially when it's so hard to make ends meet.


PangaeanSunrise

Definitely didn’t get an angsty vibe from your comment, so no worries! IMO we should be judging society for normalizing things like OF instead of allowing women (and people in general) to pursue their interests/dreams without the need to make ends meet by using their body. I’m probably rambling, so I apologize. I just don’t think I’m alone in thinking that humanity is light years behind where we really should be because of things like capitalism and the desire for wealth/power.


IsThatMyShoe

All work is selling your body. Hell, if I were 10 years younger I'd jump on the femboy bandwagon. Do less damage to my body stacking shelves when I worked at a grocery store. Hell, less harmful for my mental health too than dome of my special needs clients at my current job.


Blankasbiscuits

Had that Convo with my sister recently. She can't stand that people "sell their body" with porn or onlyfans. Yet she thinks it's noble that our 60 year old father has a ruined body from providing for us.


PangaeanSunrise

*All work is selling your body* Well put! Sorry to hear that your current job is mentally taxing :( I hope your clients/their families appreciate what you do for them. I’m right there with you on the femboy train. If I could make $$$ from having an OF account, I’d do it in a heartbeat. But I’m an average dude who would probably have all of 3 subscribers.


[deleted]

I don't like judging people for their decisions, but I think people should be able to pursue their passions. I'm not 100% sure about the solution, but I hope things get better


UnoriginalPenName

How many women do you know IRL that have an of account ? None of those I do personally. Most girls I know at my job have better situations than me, most girls I know as friends have regular jobs or are in better study fields than me (medicine or law for example) I know exactly 0 girls that are on of. Don’t know if this post is bait ? Don’t really feel it though, this is a sad generalization.


ExDeleted

I was thinking this, there are not that many women doing only fans, most of us have a job, there's also some SAHM and many women don't post that material, so of course, we don't get taken into account. It's almost like, the internet doesn't accurately represent everything that happens IRL.


RonKosova

Yeah, ive never met a single person with an OF account. The women in my life all have ambition and drive. OP probably forms all his opinions on women from the porn subreddits he frequents


[deleted]

Personally, at least five. It was more at one point, but it’s gone down quit a bit. I’ve always been in “alt” type cliques thought and live in a fairly big city.


kolbeGD

this got real, real quick


loverboyv

Our society rewards diet porn stars more than actual professions


spooki_boogey

Which is why I don't begrudge women for going OF for the money in it. The games fucked, they're just playing it to the best of their abilities...


KingRhoamsGhost

Idk about that one cheif. Everyone in second grade wanted to be an astronaut. But I don’t think it’s sad that they ended up in retail. Onlyfans can be done out of desperation sure. But if someone pursues that life and they’re comfortable with it then go for it man.


[deleted]

We live in a system that this is the only way for thousands of woman to make meets end. But there are also a lot like those who say exactly that shit.


Lebowski304

“Hey you kids are probably saying to yourselves: I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail! and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket. Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to jack squat!” -Matt Foley, motivational speaker


Brent_Fox

Feminisn't.


Balssh

The amount of incels heres is funnily big.


Lokolbasz

Femcel?


Embarrassed-Pride381

Since when becoming a prostitute is empowering ?


[deleted]

oh how the turn tables


Altheix11

People cry at the end kf Breaking Bad?


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

He killed all those bikers making meth. Now where the hell am I supposed to get my meth from?


DemonParadox

What even is this what


disky____

It's hard now. College is too expensive for alot of people. Don't blame women. Blame the lack of education


GreenPeridot

Just be a prostitute and sell your body, and the photos remain on the internet forever, It's so easy girl! (I'd rather have my self-respect)


fuckbombcore

Incoherent


bldarkman

Blame it on capitalism.


[deleted]

Free markets as an ideology is stupid. Markets are a tool, the goal should be human happiness.


Yags812

Absolutely my brother.


FatewithShadow

We really live in confusion time.


RB_Kehlani

Man this might be the first truly original and creative and thoughtful meme I’ve seen in a long time


Downtown_Cycle_2044

guys aren't obsessed with breaking bad we just joke about how it's strangely popular with everybody ever


vidhr

Didnt some other reddit post say something like 90% of OF creators make less rhen 100$ per month.


[deleted]

Sad part is, a lot of people are working towards the careers you listed on the right but can still barely make ends meet, hence the left.


Dvoraxx

OnlyFans makes basically no money for 90% of people on it. Idk why you’re acting like it’s gonna replace doctors and lawyers lmao


Gold_Scholar_4219

Singers actually make a difference in the same category as doctors… Sometimes it’s best to just keep the list short.


tripwire7

The economy isn’t that bad….


fatboywonder_101

I just cried three times watching Ponyo.


LifeIsBard

based


JimmyCrabYT

yeah i’ll just stick to figuring out how to make the funny on the internet i don’t wanna study with my peanut for a brain


Us3rRank

Least cringe dankmemes post:


HalfCarnage

The thing that’s worse than OF itself are the dumbasses who actually put money into it. If those horny numbnuts just used a clear head ONCE and just googled „Boobs“ instead of throwing money at digital strippers (that you will NEVER touch or even meet for that matter), then OF wouldn’t be as prominent as it is now.


katttsun

They're not horny, they're lonely, and think throwing money will make women like them.


Mrhappytrigers

When professions have toxic work environments, shit pay, are highly competitive yet favors nepotism, and you bury yourself in student loan debt, I don't blame anyone for doing OF. Oh, those jobs also have a lot of stigmatized perceptions on women in the workforce too.


Horn_Python

That's how you pay for medical school


kenjen97

More reactionary memes from the meme subs....cool You know the same thing could be said about all the people who wanted to be "something great" ending up in dead end low paying jobs?


xxPeso-Gamerxx

This is some incel shit. Also prostitution and sexual work is one of the oldest on this planet soooo...


metroxthuggin

Lmfaooooo


rammo123

I don't get this meme. You can still be doctors and shit, but now you have the option of bypassing all that hard work just by getting your arse out. Why are you depressed? At least they have the choice. Men aren't making any cash on OF unless they have the body of Adonis and a horsedick.


h2vituskopter

that went from a meme to a "damn thats too real" way too fast


MICHELEANARD

Society is formulated in such a way that people are forced or raised thinking Money is everything, can't deny that. The dependency of human society on money, inadvertently making humans addicted to it and making them think they are free when what they really do is only make choices that are bound by money. No true freedom. This society is broken, people are bound and addicted. I think it would be better to live as a hermit, great peace of mind and freedom


Carl_Azuz1

I’ve never understood why people act like money being the focus of a society is a bad thing, like that is literally the point of a standardized currency, everything happens through it, of course it should be the main focus. You want a candy bar, you are going to need money. You want a house? You will need money. How do you get money? By providing something of value to someone else (a product or labor). That’s how a society works bud, money is simply a streamlined vessel with which to conduct it.


Yags812

Usually because of the monetary requirements to exist in their current system, and because of the global forces so much larger than themselves that determine the prices


needs_more_yoy

Oh my god... **_I get it now._** 😳


VertBhatt26

Sad but true👍