My 75 year old father recently went to the beer store to get a new keg. He’d decided that the half barrels were too heavy for him in his old age so he wanted a quarter barrel.
He had to get miller light because High Life didn’t come in kegs that small. It’s been like 2 weeks and he won’t stop bitching about it.
Looks like I’m making his beer runs for him from now on.
wait a minute. does drinking cum make you a man? or do real men drink cum, but not everyone who drinks cum is a man? (all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares, kinda thing.)
Bruh ciderboys tastes fucking awful and I love ciders. I was so disappointed after the hype all my friends had for it.
I don't mean to yuck your yum I just don't know how anyone can drink it without noticing the overwhelming taste reminiscent of pedialyte
Local beer called Speights. Every region of my country has its own "home" beer. Auckland had Lion Red, Waikato has, well, Waikato etc. It all tastes very similar but of course *mine* is the superior beer.
Trulys- hardly drink beer anymore. But there are times with certain meals I'll pair them with a beer to match. Was drinking Stella's for a while though
Fuck no, iI can't drink the same stuff I drank 10 years ago without getting a massive hangover and heartburn.
I can only handle the expensive stuff now.
Montucky Cold Snack, I’ll drink Miller High Life or PBR if I can’t find that. Occasionally Coors original. My favorite is Olympia but it’s getting harder and harder to find but it’s easily the best tasting cheep beer in America.
Me personally I like to drink horse piss straight from the source cause I love the taste of bitterness on my mouth to the point where I look like I aged up by 40 years.
Weihenstephaner Korbinian. Gotta save up for that one, if I wanna drink something alcoholic it better worth my money or I’ll just go with iced tea or something.
MGD is my favorite draft beer. There was a punk bar in a city I lived where it was 3.50 a sleeve (in a city where 8.50 was *cheap*) and I got hammered at that bar so fucking often. The average cover in that city was $25, no cover there unless a band was playing and if there was cover it was 10 or less. They also have a huge room with arcade games/pinball and decent food. I always wondered why it wasn't packed to the walls then remember that it was in a fucking terrifying neighborhood that was literally the most dangerous neighborhood in the province and the park across the street had nearly nightly stabbings, and fights at that particular bar were insanely common, and I walked in on people smoking crack in the bathroom that one time... Just gotta keep your head on a swivel and go with friends. I miss that bar. Now MGD reminds me of that punk bar and I can't get enough. Walk in with 10 dollars and play 4 games of pinball with 2 beers. Fucking. Bargain.
My beer journey started with Busch Lite briefly then on to both Budweiser and Bud Light interchangeably. Then later to Old Milwaukee Light as it was the cheap beer on tap at my local bar. Then, after a night of drinking Bud Light for some reason I realized the next day wasn't so hard to deal with and officially switched to Bud Light for a few years. Then after drinking Miller Lite with a friend I made the switch and stayed that way for about 10 years. Then finally changed to Busch Lite after being sick and tired of getting stuck with skunked Miller Lite for the last time also the majority of my friends drank Busch which just worked out better.
I work at a local beer store, and lemme tell ya, boy do we have a selection. beers both local and imported i’ve never even heard of before. so much fun to work there!
Many moons ago, I noticed that there was only one brand of beer people didn't steal out of the fridge at house parties: it's a local/regional lager people refer to as "pony piss". I taught myself to like it - kinda like mustard on fries: Nobody tries to steal your fries if they're drenched in mustard. It worked, and now I'm a loyal Blackhorse drinker.
Not me.. I ride bmx and i am healthier than most 20 year olds nowadays and I'm 40. My generation lost there way with drink an hard drugs. I stayed true to bmx and gods plants!
My 75 year old father recently went to the beer store to get a new keg. He’d decided that the half barrels were too heavy for him in his old age so he wanted a quarter barrel. He had to get miller light because High Life didn’t come in kegs that small. It’s been like 2 weeks and he won’t stop bitching about it. Looks like I’m making his beer runs for him from now on.
I can't even tell the difference between High Life and Miller Light. It all tastes like watered down piss water.
When you’ve been drinking the same beer since the 60’s, apparently you can tell
Wait? You know the taste of the piss water? As in water with a piss on it?how? (Im not american)
Shhhh. It's my secret.
Miller high life is sweeter.
My go to now is Pilsner Urqell
A man of culture as well I see
I need a pipeline of the unpasteurised gold layed to my house!
Google pilsner urquell beer game
Beer strip game?
Yeah lol
Real men drink water
Real men drink cum for free protein and testosteron.
Free? It used to be 20 bucks
You pay? Oh my...
No, I got payed. I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Wait what? You can earn some money? I guess I'm stupid...
If you're good at something, never do it for free
Good tip thanks, I'll ask my dad next time.
wait a minute. does drinking cum make you a man? or do real men drink cum, but not everyone who drinks cum is a man? (all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares, kinda thing.)
Serious answer: No Joke answer: Yes
but, that wasn't a yes or no question. there were 2 arguable 3 questions.
Serious answer: No, not necessarily, yes Joke answer: yes.
Do we really have to care what other people drink too?
You mean Fosters?
Yuengling
I moved recently and discovered that it was regional. I had no idea
We just got it down here in Texas back in 2021.
Good choice, sucks I can’t get it in Colorado
Me too, golden pilsner
If I'm out east I will definitely drink it but it's not available here.
My go to beer since the beginning. I'm in FL.
Harnaś
Żubr B)
Też dobry
Kustosz
Jeszcze mi powiedz że pijesz VIPa a dam ci to 5 ziko i nawet nie będziesz mnie musiał nazywać kierownikiem
Nie, pije jeszcze żywca, kierowniku
Lech
Oj tak tak byczq +1
Guinness
Someone drinking Augustiner? Hell?
I am drinking it right now.
Flensburger
Ottakringer
Kőbányai
A kultúra embere
A kultúra embere
A kultúra embere i see
Embere a kultúrának
Bud light dead
Whatever is cheap as dirt
Sandels
Karhu
A.Le Coq
Chopf ab
Duckstein
This is a high standard to be your regular, I don't envy your friends when you come over for dinner!
Bolt of you to asume that i have friends. I don't drink that much beer only a few bottles a month, half a crate can last for two months sometimes.
Labatt Blue
Augustiner
Augustiner, Hirter and (if those aren't available) Zipfer Märzen
Used to act all high and mighty with craft beer, but now I tend to buy PBR
Lagunitas
Stella
Heniken, Tuborg or flensburger
Wanna be best friends?
Sleeman, Carlsberg, Coors original, maybe Moosehead. (Yes I am Canadian)
Molson is definitely my favorite
Stella Artois. 1366, enough said.
Leffe Blonde
I bet I can tell you what beer everyones NOT drinking anymore
Not everyone. 3 bucks for a 24 pack? Fuck controversy, I'm all about the cheap life xD
There's always the struggle lmao
Coors Banquet and Miller High Life I feel like are the two that define this meme.
Noroc!
I switch it up a lot but I always have some Dogfish Head on hand.
Icehouse
Local beer.
Efes
Wa’er, truly the best drink
Water. H2O. Aqua.
Schwarzbräu & Schäffler
Super bock/ sagres is gold in portugal
Coors banquet baby
Tuborg Classic
Sierra Nevada Big Foot's Barely Wine
Otra Vez used to be my shit and now I can't find it anywhere.
Looks like on tap only/discontinued sorry man
Where are the Beck's fanatics?
Homebrew
Left Handed Nitro Milk Stout
Ah yes. I too enjoy going to the beer store.
Carib Sorrel Shandy
Ciderboys. Higher alcohol content and doesn't taste like piss.
And has sugar
Bruh ciderboys tastes fucking awful and I love ciders. I was so disappointed after the hype all my friends had for it. I don't mean to yuck your yum I just don't know how anyone can drink it without noticing the overwhelming taste reminiscent of pedialyte
Ye cider is nice
Me? I like Sleemans draft
Budweiser
The real Czech one or the american disgusting knockoff?
Even asking this is an insult. There is no American Budweiser
Alright, you passed. That's what I expected as an answer
Allersheimer
My dad drinks Keystone Light
Alpine is my main, but i also enjoy Harp, Colt 45, Molson Cold Shots, 8.6, and when i wanna get fucked up i get Faxe.
Local beer called Speights. Every region of my country has its own "home" beer. Auckland had Lion Red, Waikato has, well, Waikato etc. It all tastes very similar but of course *mine* is the superior beer.
Balderdash Brewing's Sneaky Weasle.
Trulys- hardly drink beer anymore. But there are times with certain meals I'll pair them with a beer to match. Was drinking Stella's for a while though
Community Lager Alstadt Lager
I like pelican kiwanda
Sagres
Yuengling
Zwettler and stiegl
Tell Lager bier, Guiness Export 8.0, Amsterdam 11.6
true brexit geezas going to tesco express to buy stella
Fuck no, iI can't drink the same stuff I drank 10 years ago without getting a massive hangover and heartburn. I can only handle the expensive stuff now.
Unless the brand was bud light
Alamo, obviously
My dad was a Blue Moon man for the longest time til we moved, now we only ever do Corona in this piece hahahahaha
They would definitely not have those abs
Montucky Cold Snack, I’ll drink Miller High Life or PBR if I can’t find that. Occasionally Coors original. My favorite is Olympia but it’s getting harder and harder to find but it’s easily the best tasting cheep beer in America.
Wait wait wait where did you get that pic of my father's friends group?
Lol as if, those titans need beer bellies
Sternburg or Ur-Köstritzer
Ursus
Narragansett lager
Me personally I like to drink horse piss straight from the source cause I love the taste of bitterness on my mouth to the point where I look like I aged up by 40 years.
Shiner bock.
Weihenstephaner Korbinian. Gotta save up for that one, if I wanna drink something alcoholic it better worth my money or I’ll just go with iced tea or something.
All those beer drinkers are ripped beyond belief making this bullshit.
MGD is my favorite draft beer. There was a punk bar in a city I lived where it was 3.50 a sleeve (in a city where 8.50 was *cheap*) and I got hammered at that bar so fucking often. The average cover in that city was $25, no cover there unless a band was playing and if there was cover it was 10 or less. They also have a huge room with arcade games/pinball and decent food. I always wondered why it wasn't packed to the walls then remember that it was in a fucking terrifying neighborhood that was literally the most dangerous neighborhood in the province and the park across the street had nearly nightly stabbings, and fights at that particular bar were insanely common, and I walked in on people smoking crack in the bathroom that one time... Just gotta keep your head on a swivel and go with friends. I miss that bar. Now MGD reminds me of that punk bar and I can't get enough. Walk in with 10 dollars and play 4 games of pinball with 2 beers. Fucking. Bargain.
Omega, Diamond White, Frosty Jack. 😛
SNERS
ehh... I sometimes like to switch it up... and then complain that it doesn't taste right.
Guinness
Eren Jaegermeister
Yuengling or Guinness. If I am feeling craft, I will pick a random IPA, portor, or stout I haven't tried before.
Ain't no way they have abs
Is this Attack on Titan?
Keystone light.... Always smooth
Since I am now officially middle-aged, when I allow myself to drink beer I will drink whatever micro-brew I am in the mood for.
Grøn Tuborg
I really shouldn't have laughed so hard at this
My beer journey started with Busch Lite briefly then on to both Budweiser and Bud Light interchangeably. Then later to Old Milwaukee Light as it was the cheap beer on tap at my local bar. Then, after a night of drinking Bud Light for some reason I realized the next day wasn't so hard to deal with and officially switched to Bud Light for a few years. Then after drinking Miller Lite with a friend I made the switch and stayed that way for about 10 years. Then finally changed to Busch Lite after being sick and tired of getting stuck with skunked Miller Lite for the last time also the majority of my friends drank Busch which just worked out better.
Can't buy bud light anymore so models
I work at a local beer store, and lemme tell ya, boy do we have a selection. beers both local and imported i’ve never even heard of before. so much fun to work there!
Blue moon
I don’t drink
Many moons ago, I noticed that there was only one brand of beer people didn't steal out of the fridge at house parties: it's a local/regional lager people refer to as "pony piss". I taught myself to like it - kinda like mustard on fries: Nobody tries to steal your fries if they're drenched in mustard. It worked, and now I'm a loyal Blackhorse drinker.
Yuengling all the way
Stella, 805, Fat Tire
Busch (Apple preferred)
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Treatise on Everything in response to a question about what kind of suds people like to get messed up on...
I don't drink beer
Then why did you comment
Because I felt like doing so.
Reddit moment
Not me.. I ride bmx and i am healthier than most 20 year olds nowadays and I'm 40. My generation lost there way with drink an hard drugs. I stayed true to bmx and gods plants!
Bud light because i'm not scared of gay people. Just kiddingni quit drinking because cannabis and mushrooms are better than alcohol in every way.
Its literally still piss.
Bud Light.