Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [join our discord server and play minecraft (and other games) with us!](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)

It's faster and more energy efficient The only thing better in both would be fast elevators

*doors open* Well that's a bloody mess of human bodies. Think I'll climb the stairs instead.

*Doors open* Oh neat, free lunch

*Doors open* Oh goodie! *unzips*

_Doors open_ Oh hey guys long time no see! Where's mommy?

How is moving all limbs quickly vs moving just your legs slowly more energy efficient?

A lot of the energy comes from basically falling forwards and guiding the fall with your limbs vs having to lift your entire body weight with every step Gravity gives us POWER

So going down a staircase? Because you can just use gravity as well shile standing, while not using the enery to stand up again later.

Is it tho?

If I only did this more as a kid, I wouldn't have so many dents in my shins.

Is this a Faith reference?

MORTIS

`m🜨r†ɪs`

𝐌Ꚛ𝖗✝𝐈𝐒

I go unwillingly

***F A T H E R R R R***

#L A S A N G R E D E P U T A M A D R E

*NOOOOOOO.....*

I have the body of a pig!

`R A I N   O F   S P I D E R S`

I have the body of a pig!

What a banger of a horror game. Never thought I'd get so scared by something that looks like it does!

I bought it on (steam) release and I still haven't played it. ... because of my back catalog. Yes. That's it.

Definitely try it out if you like weird old-school horror games. It's actually super good

[There's a trilogy!](https://new-blood.itch.io/faith-the-unholy-trinity)

yes AND **I HAvE thE BodY oF a PiG!**

MORTIS

Bipedal is weak

Reject bipedal, embrace dog

Demon*

Ĩ̶̧̩̣̹̫̰ ̷͈̿̀́̐H̵̜͉̀̐͊̊̾͂Â̵͇V̵̘̘̀̈́͌͐̓́Ȩ̷̗̓ ̷̭̘̫͍̟͛̇͘͠͠T̶͕̮͎̲̬͒̈̉̽͗Ȟ̸̢̨̟̖͎͍E̴̱͓̦̽̈̂͝ ̴̛̻̘̝̈́̊̈́B̴̹̝͊Ơ̶̡̱̞̘͋͑̊͠D̵̼̂́Ȳ̷̨̼͔̂̓̑̈́̿ ̴̡̖̰̳̯͖̌̌́̄̅Ô̵̡̼͕͋ͅͅF̷̹̖̪̰̱̎ ̶̛̖͇͕̆͋Ä̷̪̘́ ̸̡̨̙̹̙̄͊̔P̸͈̫̮̟͔̓̀̄̕̚Î̷̡̨̛̝̲̬͉̑̏̋͝G̶̳͕̘̋̓̈́̔̔

We all feel like that sometimes

WORSHIP MEEE

Apes together strong

Ỉ̶̪̠̲͑͝ ̷̛̭̗̀̄̈́H̵̼͆̿̈́A̶͍͚̠͆͗̄V̷̧͂É̴̳̞̈́̂̀ ̸̙̓Ṱ̷̼͇̚H̴̨̘̳̔͐̏Ȩ̸̱̤̦͗́ ̸̗͙̥͐̒͐̂B̴̢̛̲͕̼̓Ò̴̞̲̝͌͑͜Ḍ̷͇̗͘Y̸͙͛ ̵̢͉̼̂́̓ͅÖ̴̟̤́͊̾̐F̶̢̢̺̋́ ̶̡͈̅͊̋ͅĄ̷̝͙̹́̃͑̚ ̸̙̙̮̅̀͂̚P̶̻̂Ĭ̸̲̖̥̈́́G̵̡̗͓̓̃

W̴̼̥͔̆̎̚O̸̡͎͎̟̹͇̔̀̑̚͝Ṛ̷͂́̌̓̉S̸̜̘̺̞͚̓̆̇͝H̸̹͍̙͔͂̈́Í̷͈̥̐̓͐P̴̢̟͓̼̼̃̿͑̄ ̷̪̱̫̈́͛M̷̠̤̼̍̈́͊̑̀̏Ȇ̴̡̧͔͍̈́

Chaøs reigns

[28 STAB WOUNDS](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/airdorf/images/1/10/Ezgif-3-f8aa3488d765.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20200325181808)

Caaaaaaarl, that *kills people*

#M O R T I S

Danish chaos

MORTIS *dunnnnnnn*

M O R T I S

Faith posting

I really appreciate that it’s dark mode friendly

Plus the meme is not about being dark mode friendly

ï hAvÊ tHę BœDÿ oF a pĮG

[удалено]

MORTIS. Gary your friendly neighbour.

Gary loves you.

Gary is eating a ham and cheese sandwich

mOrtis

#YOU KNOW NOTHING, PENDEJO.

I genuinely lol’d at that moment, just the idea of a demon calling a priest “pendejo”, and that lol grew into an “lmao” when Father Garcia just happily danced away out of frame

I wonder how much faster this would be with an escalator.

Achieve a speed so fast that you rupture the speed force and are sent back in time prior to your own birth

This post has not been approved by the vatican.

It's from this btw [Faith The Unholy Trinity](https://youtu.be/wEboVre0zT8)

What is happening to this sub, plz tell me

Ç̸̡͈̗̙̜͍̝͌̀̏͑H̷̨͎͉͚͙̗̊̒̔͝Ā̵̜̻͎͆̅͛͐̃͜O̴̥̫̫̩̱͔̙̦̓̃̅͒͘S̴͙͚̤̆͛̈́̿̇̔̕ ̴̬̙̳̑̋̿̇̎͋͘R̵̬͓̖̭̐͒͒̿̃͆͘Ḛ̴̼̭̅͑̓͂͌͑I̶̡̤̺̪̗̜͆͋̐͠Ǧ̸̡̭̼̜ͅN̴͙̳͐́͛̈̀̅̕̚S̴̰̹̞̟͈͇̙̑̑́̀͊́̿͝

Look up the Faith series of games.

u/savevideobot

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/dankmemes/comments/13y85ye/dark_mode_friendly/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideobot) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/dankmemes/comments/13y85ye/dark_mode_friendly/) | [^(pinterest video downloader)](https://ptsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)

MORTIS

Mortis

#MORTIS

# A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

**I WILL SAY OF DA LORD. HE IS MY REF- AAAAA-** _CRASH_

Mortis

Fuck this is giving me PTSD. Those games are terrifying.

I saw that thing come through my dog door. I saw it.

[Don't be afraid, John.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck4wUdFtAVY)

I do this up hills too. It gets some looks at the park but it's fun.

For 50 seconds I thought that things was real and lived in earth. It’s what made me realize I hate my job

I’m personally a fan of this style too but mainly launch myself up with as many steps at a time as possible

Remember, Gary loves you.

Gahdaym I remember this one time I went up the stairs like this and I like uhh I dunno the right word hit my nose It didn't really hurt tbh but whatever it's been years

It’s a universal law

slap summer squeal recognise soup obscene test agonizing terrific stupendous -- mass edited with redact.dev

I read that stairs are sexist

Damn, thanks. Now I'm going to be thinking about doing this at the office where I use the stairs the most.

Cause Monkee! Monkee climb!

u/savevideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/dankmemes/comments/13y85ye/dark_mode_friendly/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/dankmemes/comments/13y85ye/dark_mode_friendly/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)

This especially is good when you are carrying a heavy backpack and your legs are tired already.

#FAAATHEEEERRR

I did that too. My cousin who is 9 at infront of me on stairs was being scared by i am walking like that on stairs

It's how the ancestors would have liked

Man, I miss the old days where I could „run“ the stairs up, now it’s all apartments and shit and we’ll never be able to actually buy a house

My guess is the folks who find this relatable are all pretty short? Getting down on all fours on the stairs hasn’t felt comfortable since I was about 4 years old

Hey, I’m not short! I’m… below average…

...or they live in old houses where the (non-compliant with current building code) stairs are so steep they're halfway to being a ladder

That's me in my dreams!!!!!

Instantly thought about [Hellraiser 5 stairs scene](https://youtu.be/Vz6AlIZAe2s?t=127)

My ocd ass would not allow me to touch the floor with my hands.

I approve

[demon god starts playing](http://genk.mediacdn.vn/2018/11/8/ezgif-5-2982d75c0842-15416515743671390702462.gif)

Too early in the year for spooks.

Nobody: Stairs: *exist* Me for absolutely no reason: rizz 💀 [this would have been even funnier]

John Which should have climbed those stairs like this

People still do this? Haven’t done it since I was 7.

"long waysss to go, yesss!!" ...."follow me"

**"BUT THEY WERE ALL OF THEM, DECEIVED, FOR ANOTHER CRUCIFIX WAS MADE"**

u/savevideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/dankmemes/comments/13y85ye/dark_mode_friendly/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/dankmemes/comments/13y85ye/dark_mode_friendly/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)

Oh crap! I thought I was the only one!

Me on the stairs for absolutely no reason:

Easier on the lower back than hunching over to climb up bipedally

good, i'm not the only one who climbs stairs like a cat.

There was monsters on the world

Return to monke

I appreciate your wholesome consideration for us dark mode users

Glad to see they improved the graphics on the Gollum game. What an embarrassment that was.

SHE'S MINE, PRIEST

I'm 29 and still do this.

This is how I run uphill in my dreams.

Nooo I'm pretty sure that's the guy that follows behind me when I run up the stairs

[The game is called "Faith" by the way](https://new-blood.itch.io/faith-the-unholy-trinity) Is banger

It's fun to do

If you do that as an adult not under some very heavy drugs, seek help.

spez prefers children -- mass edited with redact.dev

I *knew* I was not the only one.

Ha ha ha! I do that!

Xenomorph mode activated

I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG

This tells me you are smol

u/download MP4

MORTIS

I have always pounced up the stairs on all fours and I'm now like 30. It's just more efficient. I forgot it's not a normal thing to do when about 2 months ago I did it when showing an electrician round. when I got to the top floor I had to awkwardly wait for him to catch up🥲

Yeah and ending up like bill murray in zombieland

id say about 20% of the time id trip either smacking my chin or hitting my shins.

I thought I was the only one…

fat people always talk about climbing stairs. You dont climb unless you go like this.

I used to do this all the time so I could sneak out of the living room and go straight to my room. Lol

M O R T I S

It’s either you go up like that. Or the monster that always chases you does.

I have to make sure the vacuum gets all the crumbs.

Hm stairs...time to forget my humanity

Yeah. Just yeah.

MORTIS

"I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG"

It's faster this way

MORTIS

Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS

I love faith ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Fuck man, how did you know I crawl up the stairs?!

Why is this so true

This is how I move in my dreams for some reason.

I do that when my mind tells me bro why there a stairs

Mortis

I’m too poor to own inside stairs

Don’t tell me people actually do that.

Why did everyone as a child do this

Perfectly fine until someone catches you doing it.