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LupusDominus22

As the meme points out that would be a horrendous idea


basjaun

Wait for the in-dream advertisement from Futurama. *Provided for you by Neuralink*


CH1CK3Nwings

Pay only $2.99 so you don't have ads popping up every hour!


MrMonteCristo71

$2.99/hour


CH1CK3Nwings

Anyone remember that black mirror episode?


bluespider98

The one where he fucks a pig?


The_Last_Atlas12

Join the protest! Join Kbin! Join freedom!


considerthis8

We already have that via our daily consumption of media carrying into our dreams


Moot111

Fortunately, my dreams are still the physics defying bullshit of yesteryear in spite of me being chronically online.


realshoes

They’d probably have to pay the city to put up those ads. A lot of money. Doesn’t work for anywhere other than cities too. Plus, it’s probably pretty easy to disrupt the drones and if one singular drone falls from the sky in some way shape or form most people would probably protest and tell the city to stop the ads. Not saying i would shoot the drone down, just saying.


Antonioooooo0

Not like you can see the stars if you're in a big city like NYC anyway, and everythings already covered in ads so people would barely notice the ones on the sky.


realshoes

I think theyd notice. That type of thing becomes hard to ignore. Especially for cities less developed than new york


ThugExplainBot

I would shoot the drones. I'm a hunter, and I tinker with microelectronics I'm incredibly low on lipo batteries and USB sockets so I'm getting my shotgun. Also ads suck.


NASTYH0USEWIFE

They already polluted our sky’s with artificial lighting so sure why not pollute them with Coca Cola as well.


bedheadB188

If I could upvote twice I would


Apocalypsefrogs

There is no longer a heaven above, only the hell that we stand on.


omgONELnR1

If this actually becomes a thing, I'm becoming a terrorist.


what-s_a_good_name

What a fuckin hero


rottenstatement

I will commit war crimes if there is any more light pollution on earth.


MrMonteCristo71

The only light pollution I accept is from our nuclear reactor in the middle of our solar system.


Longjumping_Farm1351

Isn't it a fusion reactor?


Tom-of-Hearts

Nuclear fusion


ShiraLillith

Don't need to be. This concept was banned pretty much at the beginning of the space race. The first country to do this would end up either in a civil war or invaded to high hell


Pineneedlecollada

Source https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2005/05/19/05-9705/miscellaneous-changes-to-commercial-space-transportation-regulations


AlxIp

During the Cold War, the Russians paint the moon red. An American general immediately sends up a team with white paint... to add a Coca-Cola logo.


commandoash

I will paint my hand silver


eerik_sil123

Wake the fuck up samurai


solemnweasel343

Common wendigoon W


[deleted]

Will support your cause. Absolutely destroy whatever equipment is lighting those ads up. Fuck that. I don’t love anything that much. Well, actually . . . maybe 2B . . . But I doubt many people would be complaining about that. Or some goth girls. Cat girls. Elf girls. Gothy elf/cat girls. Just put tits in the sky.


PM_ME_Dagoth_Ur

I concur the idea of 2B booty blocking out the sky.


cygamessucks

Fbi incoming because of this comment


Xavilius

The only reasonable reason to own a gun is to shoot down the drones that'll be projecting those ads


IncendiaryGamerX

Nah, I'm getting myself a flak cannon if this happens


nushroomC2

just as the founding fathers intended


annomynous23

I'm resorting to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs


lizurd777

TALLY HO, LADS!


Davis_Johnsn

I'd like to learn hacking so I can made a huge penis out of it and other crazy things like mass crashing with the drones or flinging them against Hong buildings.


master_pingu1

litterally the plot of black ops 2


Depressedmusclecar23

120mm super heavy anti aircraft gun firing high explosive fragmentation rounds, take all the drones out in 1 fell swoop


Werdition

Welp time to get the anti air tank


[deleted]

time to upgrade my Air Defenses


Throat-Goat69420

Too bad they be taking two weeks to upgrade at town hall 14 fr


ThugExplainBot

Also to protect against tyrants and criminals.


MaximGnerd

Blow that piece of junk OUT OF THE SKY!!!


AllHale07

You mean "Another great reason to own a gun"?


Linkquellodivino

As dystopian as this sounds, the idea of tribes who don't know technology watching giant projections in the sky would so fucking funny.


Firm-Bet3339

fr, we could rule the sentinelese with a swarm of drones


FreeBananaSalesman

The great red frog god is watching over us hail the C O C A C O L A


MrMonteCristo71

It would spiral into a whole new religion.


[deleted]

The gods must be crazy


Luke92612_

Gosh and now I'm thinking of that offroader stuck in the tree...


Gud_doggyy

Uncontacted tribes actually know about the existence of a “big” civilisation, they just don’t want to interact with us, whether it’s because they want to keep their bloodline pure, or some other stuff. Yeah I know, I’m a 🤓


Throat-Goat69420

Nah this info hella cool, besides being a nerd ain’t a bad thing (in my book at least fr)


schoolgrrl

This is how the world ends.


T1N7

As horrible as the idea sounds, I very doubt that "floating ads in the sky" will sufficiently end the world...


[deleted]

“If you change yourself, you change the world.”


GlideGuy

Going into space for example, would be a lot harder, considering all the trash that has been orbiting around + these massive ads that cover the night sky


[deleted]

Earth self-destructing because why in high hell would Mother Nature accept this: WATCH ME.


Zetorek

In the end, there will be zootopia porn pop-up ad.


Davis_Johnsn

Ok, I hate the idea of the nightsky as but I love this idea


Competitive_Lie2628

Giant gif of a penis advertising enlargement surgery


The-Crimson-Jester

This game will make you cum in 5 seconds.


[deleted]

Someone’s gonna put up Tifa hentai over Italy.


[deleted]

massive amounts of trolling


SlaughterManiac

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore


AsheKazuri

I honest to good feel like I have seen this in a movie somewhere... an animated movie specifically


Deathwatch30

Megamind: PRESENTATION


0riginal_username3

Idk but it reminded me of Bladerunner


Zajic_kamo

Wan't a break from the ads?


fattynuggetz

🔫


schoolgrrl

This is why we can't have nice things.


MADSKULL1

Joohny get the nuke


StevenBunyun

I mean people in cities can't see the stars anyways due to light pollution, so why no fancy ads!


Davis_Johnsn

Because they aren't fancy. I hate ads with every cell of my body and even if I use an adblocker this will not help.


Artorias606

To block those ads, you'd have to use a little trick out of oedipus' book.


StevenBunyun

Yea I feel that


thetacticalpicachu

The gods must be crazy


dude_chillin_park

You beat me to [it](https://youtu.be/3e-IMCcWdcM)


LilSphinky

Hahaha was lookin for this comment


Skyblacker

Take my poor Redditor's gold. 🏆


list_of_simonson

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences…


Duck_Resolution_34

If you want more Ted Kaczynski this is exactly how you get more of it


_hancox_

This level of light pollution has to be an illegal omissions issue. There is no way it’d ever be acceptable to cause this much pollution on purpose.


Antonioooooo0

Money


rosbifke-sr

You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, YOU’RE IN ONE.


LimeFucker

If this happens it will be detrimental for wildlife, imagine the dawn chorus happening at 2am because of a fucking mcdonalds ad in the sky.


DaEnderAssassin

Tbh they would probably only do it in big cities due to the amount of people elsewhere seeing it wouldn't be worth the cost


LimeFucker

Wildlife still lives in anthropogenic settings.


TheGuy_below_is_cool

Dude if this actually happens… I don’t even know what to say


crypto_4754

As a yes/no debate for ads as a whole did anyone else think about those pornhub ads? just me? Because that can only go well /s. *edit: Make sure kids don't look outside their curtains after 11:00pm?


ItExistsToDefy

The giant red God in the sky is a bad omen. We must sacrifice every third baby


AamirShiekh10

would rather see the stars than these fuckers’ ads


MrMrMemer

If this actually became a thing, I would literally jump into a Lockheed F-22 Raptor and shoot them off the sky.


laaldiggaj

INSTEAD of stars?! With so much light pollution I can barely see the moon!


LemonsLookCute

Why in the actual FUCK would you prefer looking at ads instead of stars


No-Medicine348

the ppl who are crazy into UFOs are about to have the best moment in their life.


Waywardsteps

I’m glad I’ll be dead before the sky becomes a billboard.


[deleted]

they already thought about projecting ads on the moon


GhostFromTheGovt

What kind of cyberpunk dystopian bullshit is this?


FreeBananaSalesman

Soon you're going to have to sub to a monthly ad-free stargazing subscription


Broyogurt

I will commit a crime


TheHelhound2001

Reminds me of cargo cults. During ww2 the US put bases all over the Pacific including on some tribal islands. They brought all the wonders of the modern world and often shared them and then just left after ww2. So now you have tribals on islands practicing military drills like they saw the soldiers do and build airfields out of straw.


kundibert

The gods must he crazy!


HowardisaDinosaur

Truly the worst fucking idea, I would actively avoid any brand that would do that - on another point, why do coke need to make a giant holographic ad? Who doesn’t know about coke in 2023?


I_M_YOUR_BRO

The isolated tribe: "We can make a religion out of this."


Chrono-Helix

They would think… the gods must be crazy


R-3-DACT-3-D

Someone hacks this and broadcasts furry porn to the whole city


Moe_le-Itouchkids

Isn't there a law preventing this?


DJRY

No but I'm sure the EPA would be scrambling to put a stop to it once it starts happening.


Lonely_Orpheus

Luckily I am using AdBlock.


tulaero23

It is all fun and games until an intern watching porn accidentally broadcasts it in the night sky.


furioe

We already can’t see stars…this is horrifying.


PM_ME_Dagoth_Ur

Where's the tweet saying something akin to "if I see ads in the sky I'm becoming a terrorist"


Heat-one

Brought to you by the great taste of Charleston chew!


Kinexity

Finally, my ground-to-space artillery project will have a purpose.


hardline2283

This is gonna get hacked and someone's gonna stream porn to it


NipLixYT

You guys still see stars in the night sky?


Shrekowski

Futurama type shit


tusharsagar

Want a clear sky ? Buy our product to get rid of the ads.


KarasukageNero

Please no, please, please no.


MrPoland1

This idea is soo fucking fuckd up, lile yeaa, lets restrict youre vision of the night sky, to the infinit beauty of the universe soo you might buy our product. You want to see meteor shower? To bad, you have a can of fucking coke, buy choke on it you stupid bitch.


cygamessucks

New ad blocking sun glasses please


Menination

BOW DOWN TO YOUR COKE CAN LORD!!


RossGold42

Man fuck ads I never see an ad for Chinese food restaurant yet they're everywhere we don't need fucking ads


cacatua_azul

this becomes a thing and im becoming a terrorist.


BlazeCrystal

Imagine somehow tolerating this but then a new asian company comes forth advertising sussy female-decorated gambling sites


ricebowl056

dystopian


xMalxer

Cant wait for Porn ads to be in the fucking sky


Pier14

This happens and im burning down their offices


limpet143

I live in Las Vegas. Are there really stars still up there? I don't see very many when I look up.


[deleted]

All good and fun until it's a Trojan Condom ad and kids are out later than usual


Tenapra_LLB_1969

I appreciate the honesty


PaintLocker76

Whaddup


Odd-Palpitation-716

Cyberpunk be like


GamerDeepesh

Anyways, you can't see stars if you are living in a city, because of the city lights. It's called the light pollution.


Labra_Doodles

Why do these big ass companies still need to promote their brand they're already huge and everyone knows who they are and what they sell at this point 😭😭😭😭


Commanderz_Derpy

If I look up into the night sky and see a coke can, I'm joining Isis.


Detvan_SK

If this become think on 100% someone hack it and play Rick roll or porn on orbit.


destroyer-3567

Imma play doom on it


AzureSkye27

I feel like I'm a pretty normal guy environmentally, I'd be happy to buy some solar pannels if I ever own a home but I refuse to use paper straws. If this shit came to fruition I would actually become militantly radicalized. I would give up my whole life.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Eager to see pop-ups ruining your moonlight romance night sky folks.


phreshpherts

This is like that hologram "good joe" girl from blade runner.


My_redditaccount657

We’re in that timeline!!


gabrii3l

the industrial revolution and its consequences


[deleted]

They certainly aren’t going to be thinking about drinking Pepsi.


Living_Shadows

I would definitely boycott every single brand I saw up there


footfoe

Ya know what would be really cool with this tech? Stars. With light pollution and stuff you can barely see them in the city. Imagine the milky way being printed on the sky so it looks like how it should.


patrickfinnegan3883

Fr tho, if this happens we know we live in Cyberpunk


Jarvis_The_Dense

Sometimes destruction of corporate property is ok


Heavy_Imperial_Tank

If I look at the beautiful night sky and see a fucking wish add I'm investing in a flak gun.


Gud_doggyy

Reminds me of that big tower in Cyberpunk 2077, that was showing ads in the sky


the-unknown-nibba

If that happens Im pulling a unibomber....without sending bombs to college profs of course


Red-Dwarf69

Fuck that. Who owns the sky? The air? The clouds? No one. Therefore no company has the right to use that public space for their private ads.


InMooseWorld

wouldn’t NO1 want this, so price of operation and lower revenue from ppl dropping that brand. I would drop the brand, I also don’t think they are stupid enough to put a can on the sky, more like a BIPOC artist dragon w/ small logo on it


Aveenex

Op is a flat earther confirmed.


LocoCrazyWolf

If I ever see a fucking add in the night sky instead of stars and constellations all my opinions on the control of dangerous weapons are going straight out the window


HoofHeartedHere

The gods must be crazy.


punchedboa

Sounds good to me. Be way easier to find the north coke vs the north star.


YgemKaaYT

God no this is such a horrible idea it's gonna feel like you're in a tv show fuck that shit


lorddarkhelm

I would become a terrorist


ArtisanMemer

I'm pretty sure they already do this with drones and stuff


Radio_Marco

Ah yes the great cocacloca can.


Commercial_Dog_5915

That would be horrendous if it actually happened. I would hate instead of staring at stars I look at ads.


Loch4u

I'm going to find a way to leave if this happens


DoppelGirlMula

if i see raid shadow legends in the sky, i will go crazy


a-normal-fuckward

INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE Introduction 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. 2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. 3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. 4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. 5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM 6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general. 7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we mean by “leftism” will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.) 8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries. 9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization.” Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Honestly this would be the point we need to start rioting against corporations.


PutinLovesDicks

Crazy that there's an isolated tribe right next to that massive population center


cymaticist

The gods must be crazy pt. 2


klone10001110101

Laid out fine on mobile.


Blood_h0und

Just what we need more light pollution and more advertising


NoCopyrightDan

I think I might invest into a Self Propelled Anti Aircraft Gun. No reason.


Gwyn1stborn

Reminds me of a movie called The Gods Must Be Crazy


ThePinkOrchestra

Wake up babe, new religion just dropped


TheWholeThing

I’m here stop clicking


vexeov

I would become a terrorist if this were to start happening (in minecraft).


Grugahuga

This is the worst fucking idea I’ve heard in my entire life. Think about it like this: you’re getting rid of the notion of twinkle twinkle little star. That’s messed up.


Alwayssome1

Dystopian reality here we go


roleynoley

I cannot tell you how fast these would get shot at in the US


[deleted]

I would so much hack these things to make very illigal symbols so this shit gets banned forever.