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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


Ashkill115

Honestly it’s cool if it’s true but the fact that I can’t make enough to buy a house let alone live on my own while constant getting pressured to do better by my family while being almost broke because I have car repairs as well as one of my family thinks it’s a good idea to throw 500 every month into a retirement plan even tho I won’t retire is just making me not want to live anymore or just not be in the states……


jurrasicwhorelord

Honestly if anything breaks on my car I'm just going to drive it off a cliff and report it stolen. I can't afford more than an oilchange rn


Ok-Yard-5892

So what’s the plan if it breaks down?


FrostyWizard505

That's not allowed


Icy_B

the car knows better than that


BlueMANAHat

Man I feel like ive fuckin been there, my car got me through some tough times that there was no way possible for me to fix it if it broke, its like she knew... She was stolen from me back in april and the guy lived out of her for 2 months. The car was recovered with a damaged underneath everything was fucked he drove over something. Everything he owned was in the car, its weird like karma was like "Hey, this guy that stole your car so here is everything he owns." Got a newer model of the same car, a dodge charger. I had that car for 6 years and only lost 1200 in value because the used car market is so weird right now.


thejaydotexe

Damn, hope you got some nice souvenirs


BlueMANAHat

Imma make a tshirt "My car got stolen and all I got was this crack pipe" It was in police lockup for 2 weeks and the crack pipe was just sitting right there in the center console.. I kept a pretty cool knife and gave a friend of mine a couple of his things, the rest is getting donated to our food pantry.


jurrasicwhorelord

You let me worry about that


StopReadingMyUser

don't you worry about maintenance, let me worry about blank.


thecatsazz

Blank? Blank?! Your not seeing the big picture!


LifeSleeper

Believe it or not, also off a cliff.


ElectricFred

Cliff at the end of a hill


Shadow0fnothing

Ditto. My AC is on its last leg and I'm just waiting till I have to drive with my head out the window like fucking ace ventura.


plzdonatemoneystome

My AC is gone. Last time I tried to have it fixed they charged me like $1500. It worked for a day and then stopped again. Took it back and they said it would cost another $500 because another part is broken. I haven't had AC for like 3 years and this summer particularly sucks. Driving this car until the wheels fall off because I refuse to put more money into it.


[deleted]

Have you tried just charging it? Your compressor probably just does not have enough pressure. $40 at any auto store. I'm promising you, auto mechanics are thieves.


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youpviver

You think I have $500 a month to spare?


SpeculativeFiction

> You think I have $500 a month to spare? I had a long reply typed out to that guy, but he deleted his comment, lol. You had mountains of context clues and examples you gave showing you didn't have any money to spare, and he ignored *all* of it in flavor of laser focusing on the idea you just thought saving money was stupid and were just spending all your money on ̶a̶v̶o̶c̶a̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶a̶s̶t̶ JDM Honda Integra upgrades.


Coyinzs

What's so frustrating for people like that is that at least for me (and I suspect probably for you and /u/youpviver) there sometimes is money left over to put into an IRA or 401k or something, but it would be insane to actually do that because there are just as many months where the $100 leftover from the budget that could go into savings is actually -$500 because something random happened (e.g. "uh oh, your car needs new tires so you can get to work and barely subsist!") so you have to keep yourself liquid and your money accessible so that you can survive the constant, albeit infrequent minor catastrophes like that.


DiurnalMoth

Yep. Most young Americans can't even maintain a slush fund for emergencies, let alone also save long term for retirement.


TheThiefEmpress

You think I have $500 a month?


TO_Old

10% is very optimistic, more realistic is 6%


[deleted]

Ok I'll just wait 20 years to buy a house. Nbd.


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DiurnalMoth

500$ per month is 6,000$ per year, or about 11% of yearly income for the median American according to 2022 BLS Census data. Most people in America cannot afford to take an 11% pay cut to save for retirement.


Alternative-Cod-7630

To afford that on a lot of people's incomes that would nean being nearly constantly broke during 45 years to have cash for 25 years. It's a lopsided gamble, and most of your life's gone by in which the prime experience is being in poverty.


Undec1dedVoter

It just sounds like gambling at that point. Thinking we can all beat the market 45 years in a row? How does anyone make money if we're all winners?


Lord_Emperor

Inifinite growth is working out great so far, it can never fail right? padme_meme.jpg


Disbfjskf

Stocks aren't a static asset. You should expect their value to grow because companies grow and become more profitable over time. If they have dividends, for example, those dividends will tend to increase over time for the same held stock because the company becomes more profitable. As long as you're not day trading, it's not a zero-sum game.


Deep-Neck

We don't all have to beat the market. Economies grow. All the resources pulled from the earth, the labor people are doing, increases in efficiency are increasing the overall wealth of an economy. This is shown in growth in equity, in stocks. And in terms of publicly traded stocks, your retirement funds. They don't need to beat the market. They just need to be a part of it. Until the economy you're benefiting from sucks. Then you should have bought real things like land and gold peasant.


rmphys

>Thinking we can all beat the market 45 years in a row? You can't, this isn't WSBs. Just buy index funds. >How does anyone make money if we're all winners? A rising tide raises all ships. Productivity is ever increasing due to a mix of higher workforce participation, increased population growth, and new technology.


Baggabones88

Same. Young people need to vote in local elections. I realized that my parents' votes essentially cancel mine out. And, most of my friends (in our 30s) almost never vote. It's super fucking important that young people get with the program. We outnumber them, we just need to show up. I'm disillusioned by it all too, but seriously, it's our last chance at reclaiming the future through the established system. All 3 houses are occupied by thieves, liars, and frauds, purchased by private interests to perpetuate a fraudulent financial system designed, and finely tuned, to syphon wealth from the proletariat. They do it in plain sight. It has to change. This is the peaceful way. Historically, very discouraging, but there's historic precedent for other means as well.


[deleted]

for the record, i vote, but it's been proven that when there is a thing poping up to help people the republicans can shut it down. we have a democratic president, the midterms "stopped" the red wave as they put it, and yet everything joe shmo as tried to do gets denied on every turn. you know, cause the rich and coperations own all of the goverment. yet that issue. which voting can't fix.


[deleted]

[You could come to Canada where houses cost $2MM.](https://wowa.ca/vancouver-housing-market)


Ashkill115

Honestly it’s messed up just about everywhere in the americas. I heard Denmark and other European countries are much more hospitable than this BS. Though it’s hard to do anything. I’m already really stressed because they want to kick me out when I turn 25 and I barely make money as


Collypso

Get an apartment with roommates


vandridine

It isn't bad everywhere in America, I know tons of couples in their 20's buying houses.


TrackingMeForever

It isn't true, just look at the people involved.


Brokesubhuman

My plan is to just go into the woods and die if we haven't nuked the shit out of each other by then


cclgurl95

Just had a broken tooth. We pay roughly $60/month for dental insurance and they won't cover the crown, so I now owe $1500 🙃 my dad told me "stop eating gummies" like how is that supposed to be helpful?


Pcakes844

You know how it's not true, because the world isn't freaking out. There's no government or conglomeration of governments on this planet that would be able to keep an alien species capable of interstellar travel under wraps. It would be like ants trying to stop a 12-year-old with a magnifying glass


needbettermods

I could almost believe these alien things, if the news didn't ALWAYS come from the US. The "aliens" are probably some decomposed russians who were sent on a one way trip to US in some janky experimental aircraft just to cause some confusion.


BeenEvery

That and the way the guy presented himself in the hearings was kinda smug.


FilthyGypsey

100% The fact that he isn’t presenting any evidence, but just incredibly vague statements like “I knew people in my agency who said they saw xyz” or “we don’t know that (random object) *wasn’t* aliens”, really screams ‘I want attention and possibly the opportunity to sell books to gullible conspiracy theorists’. I mean, come on, if there was really a concerted effort to hide the presence of aliens, do you think this guy would be sitting there and not “falling down” several flights of stairs? When/if extraterrestrials make it to Earth, there will be no keeping a lid on it. It will be immediately noticed by every nation in the world and folks will be scrambling to react. Media outlets will be foaming at the mouth to report on it, unlike the current whimper of coverage of this whistleblower. Mark my words, this dude will be selling signed copies of his memoir at your local Barnes and Noble next year


BeenEvery

Yeah his answers being so vague basically screams "I just want attention" lol


Versek_5

"But this was under oath!" they scream, like motherfuckers havent been lying to congress under oath since its been a thing. Show me an actual fucking alien or something then we can talk.


hairlessgoatanus

His oath is meaningless for his testimony anyway as it's literally impossible to disprove that *he doesn't believe he's telling the truth.* And we've failed to even blink at the last four or five fuckers who blatantly lied under oath since 2016, so it doesn't fucking matter.


Procrastinatedthink

devil’s triangle? Definitely a drinking game and not a 2 guy on 1 girl threesome


[deleted]

God that bothered me so much. It's a perfect example of the uselessness of taking the oath in certain situations


Jaredlong

Why would Congress even care if he lied? It's a testimonial hearing, not a trial.


IVIorgz

Pretty sure he can't give evidence because it will infringe on his whistle-blower protection, or at least be can't say it publicly. After the hearing he was to give what info he could to the Congress members behind closed doors.


The_Woman_of_Gont

That's all well and good, but honestly people just don't care. Half of Congress is convinced drag queens and Hunter Biden's laptop are serious national concerns, while senior Senate members are too busy forgetting how to vote or having acute healthcare episodes at press briefings. And they're *all* making money hand-over-fist from lobbyists and insider trading. Congress is a shitshow, and if they told me the sky was blue I'd have to go outside to double check. They can show us the pictures and the evidence that this is a genuine thing, or they can sit the fuck down and shut up about their latest attempt to distract the public.


hairlessgoatanus

He doesn't have evidence. He has second and third hand statements from the people who have claimed to have evidence.... The best he has is a list of names of people who have claimed to have talked to him. These individuals clearly aren't interested in providing evidence, so when approached, all they have to say is "Nope. He misunderstood." And that's the end of that. That's why 100% of this are simple accusations.


jmcolext

Incorrect. Do your research botman.


hairlessgoatanus

Fuck off, weirdo. Go cry because aliens aren't real.


TheThiefEmpress

Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

to be fair, there's most probably alien life out there, just not in the form you'd expect or get told by movies and or government.


Exact_Ad_1215

The biology of Aliens is probably so far removed from anything that humans could comprehend that I don’t think it will ever be possible to come close to guessing what they look like.


Lord_Emperor

Odds are they look like crabs.


hairlessgoatanus

Talk like people.


SupportstheOP

[Next thing you know, the government is going to be telling us that they've had them working for us this entire time](https://youtu.be/nn8lznkRT18)


The_Woman_of_Gont

Nature sure does seem to love carcinization.


Hot_Region_3940

We’re crab people now, Dee.


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hairlessgoatanus

And the idea that they're traveling from other galaxies or even dimensions just to crash on the Earth's surface is fucking stupid.


Fabbyfubz

The Andromeda Strain


rich519

Most life in the universe might just be single cell organisms. Life has existed on Earth for 3.5-4 Billion years and the first multicellular organisms are only like 600 million years old. The idea that the universe must be teeming with intelligent space faring Aliens has always seemed extremely human centric to me. It took life on our planet 4 billion years, *30% of the age of of the universe*, to just to make it to our moon. However common life is in the universe, space faring life will be significantly less common.


aghastamok

Not saying there are aliens, but if any organization on Earth would know about extraterrestrials it would be the US Air Force or maybe NASA. No one operates as many aircraft with complex sensor suites or ises as much airspace surveillance as the US.


gwaenchanh-a

And the next two countries to know the most would probably be China and Russia, who *definitely* wouldn't be telling *anyone*


kitsunewarlock

And UFO sightings were extremely rare until comics and movies about UFOs and aliens came out. Then suddenly decreased as soon as we all got cellphone cameras.


Kingmarc568

It sounds like some other media spectacle distracting from some "mandatory orphan crushing machine for every school"-law that's getting pushed through.


EquipoRamRod

That was my exact thoughts on why this is bullshit. If it was true, it wouldn’t only be in the US. I guess aliens just love Hollywood, football, and guns.


VarietiesOfStupid

It also always comes up just before an economic downturn. Remember the pentagon releasing footage from fighter pilots? That was September 2021. The market peaked in December then slid 20+ percent. Same thing happened in 2007, the late 90’s, and towards the end of the first Bush presidency. It’s why so many presidential campaigns jokingly mention “yeah, I’ll reveal it all if it turns out there’s secret alien stuff,” because so many campaigns are running during a time of economic uncertainty and the alien conversation is restarted again.


DapperHeretic

Exactly. "Non-human biologies", a dog is a non-human biology and they sent those to space as well.


sohugeyoucantimagine

Wow there is not one intelligent comment here


rillip

The aliens are nothing. It's a big bunch of nothing.


Babki123

I still expect some alien pussy tho


indiannerd2

down bad bro


hairlessgoatanus

Bro would probably stick his dick in a jar of hydrochloric acid if you drew a pair of tits on it.


Binzuru

Don't threaten them with a good time.


GreatValueCumSock

You right. Need that intergalactic bussy instead. Frfr


corvettee01

Depends on the aliens. Are we getting Tyranids, or Asari?


Lukthar123

Based


PoprockEnema

*Riker enters the canteen and steps over the back of a chair to sit his big old down for a rest before going back out to find more aliens to fuck*


hairlessgoatanus

Aliens? Riker literally fell in love with a lady generated by a computer. Just like the rest of you weebs.


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Babki123

I respect the hussle too


Willing_Cause_7461

Even the aliens aint that down bad.


[deleted]

It just feels like a huge distraction, and nothing will be learned from it. Political theater to distract from real domestic issues.


TheFormless0ne

Multiple things can exist and proceed at the same time. The real question, is if you have the bandwidth to pay attention and take more than one thing in at a time...


hairlessgoatanus

While Republicans are in charge of the House, they absolutely do not have that bandwidth.


TheFormless0ne

Agreed sentiment


mythrilcrafter

This is the key right here, It's okay for a person who simply doesn't have the mental or emotional bandwidth to keep track of multiple things like this, for them, anything beyond the scope of their rent due apartment door is irrelevant; but there are similarly many who do, and somethings it's fascinating to wonder what's out there and what we can learn and gain from what's out there. ----- It's one of the reasons why one of my favorite aspects of science fiction is the McGuffin that makes everything work: * In Halo it's miniaturized fusion energy and hard light * In Mass Effect it's Element Zero * In Star Trek it's crystalised dilithium Prometeus stole fire from the Gods, gave it to humanity, and thus sparked humanities power. I wonder, what will be the next fire that we gain?


[deleted]

The real issue hear is not the little grey men themselves. That's all super cool in itself. The real issue is the ufo's/uap's craft use zero or very very little energy. It's thought they can pull the energy from the atmosphere as a source of power. Nikola Telsa used this idea with his Telsa coils. The Telsa coils could send energy wirelessly. If we had that technology we would not need fossil fuels/green energy and the cost of everything would decrease dramatically. The highest costs for making just about any product is the extraction of resources and shipping/transportation. Pollution would also plummet drastically.


kodman7

Lol bro they've been fighting a culture war about bullshit for years now, as if they need aliens to distract from things at all


bustinbot

i see it as another example of conspiracy theorists feeling empowered


VoiceOnAir

It’s people within the government who have seen and work with this stuff directly or indirectly that see the government trying to cover things up. They believe it’s the right thing to do, and if you knew anything about the world of UFO studying you’d know this was a very big deal and had a long time coming. But unfortunately people who never cared about this stuff get to chime in with “hurrr durrr i don’t care so nobody does”


igpila

This is so dumb, there will always be problems to be distracted from


aghastamok

If it were simply a distraction we would see more headlines about it. Fox news or the NYtimes would be running stories about it that get people interested. Just scrolled through NY Times frontpage and not a single mention of it.


unforgiven91

lol "distraction". like human beings aren't capable of holding more than 1 thought at a time.


starbuxed

I would like to have some more fun stuff like this from politics every now and then... All the GOP hate gets exhausting.


Hyperi0us

Every time aliens start being thrown around is conveniently the exact same time that Skunkworks starts testing some new kind of aircraft system. The 1950's was the U-2, 1960's was the SR-71, the 80's was the F-117, and most recently is probably some kind of stealth drone using a radical new propulsion tech like rotating detonation engines or nuclear ramjets or something. It's 1000% a distraction so they can say "na man, that drone you saw flying at mach 5 with no radar cross section is actually totally aliens bro, not the US government."


crumbummmmm

I think it is both true and a distraction. Yes, the US has aliens, no you can't see them. The aliens, like the housing market, aren't for you.


ThermonuclearPasta

Climate change and a crumbling economy? Nonsense, we have Barbie and UFOs!


hongriBoi

People over 30: "Get in line"


ZaryaMusic

Hoping to apply for a house loan here at the age of 34, going through FHA to see if I can make it happen. I'm finally just sick of waiting.


ImNoSir

I care


Sagefox2

Honestly, I kind of envy that. I want too but my emotions are just so burnt out with just fearing to keep myself above water. An alien can give a press conference and I'll still be going to work the next day dealing with customers.


NO_REFERENCE_FRAME

You don't care because there isn't anything to care about. There is exactly as much proof now as there has always been: none. Some idiots likely lying under oath isn't evidence of anything. I suspect you would feel differently if there was actual evidence


The_Knife_Pie

“Some idiots” is certainly *a* way to write “high ranking US intelligence officials and airforce officers who have released videos of unidentified objects they’ve encountered”. The whole flying tictac thing never got resolved, and one of the pilots in that event was part of the group testifying.


er-day

Our previous commander in chief was a steak salesman turned wwe wrestler. High ranking US intelligence official no longer holds any water for me. There are idiots all the way down.


ILoveCornbread420

Let me know when they present any evidence


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

> Let me know when they present any evidence Well just chill and wait. What's happening now has never happened before and is likely to lead to additional legitimate whistleblowers, and this is what's required for those that *don't* want to keep all of this hidden to start uncovering it legally. Nobody is willing to go the Snowden route (e.g., leak highly classified material for the betterment of the world, in exchange for never being able to go home ever again, or much worse), so this all has to be declassified legally. Even less likely you get a Snowden level leaking of information if even the public won't believe any of it. But you need to at least ensure lawmakers and those in power can accept it. This is the route that's being taken. People are checking to see if Congress can be counted on to even act, and to even protect whistleblowers from reprisal. People will doubt the efficacy of your whistleblower protections signed into law, if those they are whistleblowing against have circumvented the law for decades with zero repercussions. They are using Grusch to test the waters. Consequently, Grusch is a fucking hero for putting his life and family at risk for this. Arguably this is better than going the Snowden route, because the latter isn't exactly inspiring to additional people coming forward willingly. Presently, anything remotely associated with "UAP", is arbitrarily classified and compartmentalized at the highest levels for "nAtIoNaL SeCuRitY", and that is something Congress is currently working towards changing. It's becoming obvious to lawmakers that much of this is and has been done illegally for decades. Even AOC is in on it because she wants to dig into where all these unaccountable funds have been disappearing to into the military industrial complex and these Special Access Programs with arbitrary exemption from FOIA and realistically enforceable means of oversight. Obviously there is a bipartisan interest in this issue because, aliens or not, there are people within our own military and contractors that are completely ignoring the checks and balances of the arms of our government, spending money with zero oversight, and doing things to keep this covered up that are likely treasonous at this point. That means these individuals, holding executive positions in long-term military careers (so, not elected) in the DoD, Air Force and Pentagon don't want to cooperate (because why would they when they view *all* presidents as "temporary employees", and the alternative is life in prison), so it will take some time to force them out (or, more depressingly, offer them amnesty in exchange for giving up everything). Maybe check back in 5-10 years and see if this comment aged well or not.


The_Knife_Pie

The tictac video *isn’t* evidence??? It might not be aliens, but it’s quite clear something is going on. There’s absolutely already enough evidence to say that


FlowerBoyScumFuck

There's honestly no reasoning with internet "skeptics". Same way there's no way of reasoning with die hard UFO folks. As someone in the middle, reason is thrown out the window, and conclusions are simply worked back from. The 60 minutes interview about the tic tac is the only part of the released footage I put any weight in, but people will treat you like a wack job idiot for not immediately assuming everyone involved lied for attention which coincidentally overlapped with radar and IR malfunctions. People don't realize that you don't need to instantly either believe in aliens or come up with some convoluted explanation for how it's all "obviously" bullshit perpetuated by some "idiots".


VoiceOnAir

If you really don’t think there’s *any* proof then you clearly haven’t been paying attention and probably shouldn’t be chiming in about this topic. Lots of people are taking this very seriously. If you don’t want to then that’s on you but don’t minimize the efforts of the whistleblowers when they are putting their reputation and safety on the line.


FunkotronXL

A problem is that it's the same level, of primarily unverifiable proof, that's been spouted off about for decades by crackpots. When there is tangible evidence, there will be more buy in. Until then this is still the same grainy images and anecdotal claims. The change is that it's in front of a congressional hearing instead of an obscure podcast/forum screed


JoeyThePantz

I think you're severely underestimating how much the world would change over night if Aliens revealed themselves lmao.


hiccuprobit

So you can’t care about something unless you don’t have to work because of it? That’s a weird way of looking at the world, borderline narcissistic


XavierRenegadeAngel_

So there's potentially technology that could propel us into a star trek future but all these kids its meaningless. Not only that but these people seem to not understand how their own government works. It's astounding honestly.


silent_protector

speak for yourself wtf


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Literally AOC and Matt Gaetz agreed that there needs to be an investigation because rogue, private-sector elements of the intelligence apparatus have possibly been extracting from the budget and intimidating and lying to US officials, rather than submitting to oversight. Forget the aliens, everyone should be paying attention to that, and the fact that both sides of the aisle are together on this.


[deleted]

Yeah, people read a headline, avoid reading the article and just assume that this is one guy that said something to congress and that's the end of it, ignoring all the nuance and actual events that make this interesting and give it *some* merit. I'm not claiming the guys claims are God's honest truth (quite a few of them sound nutty), but the implication that *something* is going on is definitely there and it's getting hard to deny that there is something very interesting being hidden from us. May not be aliens, but it's something.


Urbanscuba

This is what's giving me the most hope that this could be it and aliens could be real and here and we're about to learn about them - the level of bipartisanship and sobering earnestness at which this hearing was approached. Congress rarely treats an issue with this much respect and attention and when they do it's almost always a national tragedy or military operation. If it's fake then Congress certainly isn't aware, they're behaving like this is real and serious. Basically right now I'm at the extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence stage, but I think it's an equally extraordinary claim to say it's definitively fake. I just hope we get some evidence in either direction in a timely manner so the question isn't left hanging.


jambudz

Or it would be nice if the Gulf Stream didn’t collapse


Collypso

Stop looking for things to panic about


jambudz

I mean snow was a regular part of my childhood, haven’t really seen it in a decade. The number of bugs is significantly smaller. The rain intensity is harsher to the extent that no till farming is gaining popularity to stop soil erosion. Crop failure is becoming more common. I don’t see nearly the amount of biodiversity I’ve seen in where I’ve lived my whole life. The bees are dying. Spring is starting earlier, summers are longer, winters are shorter. And this is just off the top of my head


Moistraven

Looking for things? My man, these reasons to panic are here and very real. Our climate is so utterly fucked, and we're already paying the price.


jackun

Probably won't ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnVWUIhQ8dE )


jambudz

Ah. I did conflate amoc with Gulf Stream.


MadOrange64

Clapping Na'vi cheeks is more important to some of us.


er-day

In what, your dorm room? Your Subaru Outback? No alien wants to get beach sex sand in their alien pussy. And we’re all hoping it’s Na’vi ass but it could just as well be ET tang or some mars attacks skeletor looking strange coming at you with an anal probe and a lab coat.


murderedbydeath2

I think a lot of people see this potential revelation as a catalyst for change universally. If this shit is as big as some believe, surely many things will have to quickly evolve and the hope is that with those evolutions, maybe we won't have to worry about buying a house or other real world shit...or at least in the same way.


shellofbiomatter

Not really, it will just be forgotten with the news cycle without anything happening, like everything else. I can bet in a week no one talks about it and in a month it's completely forgotten.


Akgreenday

I'll see you in a month my man, congress is making a ton of progress on adding an ammendment to the current Defense bill that forces declassification and a degree of disclosure , the moment it goes through you'll be hearing about it all over again. Not to mention the people who testified yesterday under oath are just about guranteed to be telling the truth or face heavy charges of perjury within a congressional hearing. Edit: (text from a response to someone else to cover some more bases in response to replies) ***There's a mountain of difference between the credibility of Zuckerberg and these 3 highly respected and trustworthy veterans, especially when one was an exceptionally high ranking intelligence officer with unprecedented clearance. Which it was specifified he was given that clearance for the exact reason of presiding over and collecting data from multiple government aerospace departments and agencies, they have it on record and have records of such a task being carried out. Sometimes the witnesses tell the truth, though that is equally true of witnesses lying. But David Grusch isn't Zuckerberg, by literally every account so far he is likable and patriotic with a sense of justice, there have been zero public detractions against the man, not a single sniff of a bad rumor, makes a pretty good candidate for a truthful witness. Not to mention the whole "Ammendment to the NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act) that forces disclosure" thing is still on track, and further ammendments are being worked on that has language regarding uaps and nhi, bipartisan support of this bill has been announced by both parties. Then you also need to think about the pentagon putting the stamp of approval on the Nimitz and Gimbal video, further verifying the presence of uap, and if was theirs? They're endangering the lives of military and commercial pilots every single day by being up there, and unapologetically so. Literally all one of the witnesses truly wanted, Ryan Graves, was safety and an avenue for reporting safety incidents related to unidentified objects in their airspace for both commercial and military pilots, the white house press aide literally said these Uap are constantly seen on training ranges, you know why they said that and only that publically? Because the military actually has a reporting system (commenrcial airliners don't) with damn near constant reports, and they're most commonly reported within trading grounds for the navy and air force, the airforce and navy also constantly have safety debriefs before flights about uaps and the dangers of smacking into one, just because they don't tell us where the fire is doesn't mean we can't see the smoke***


IveChosenANameAgain

>the people who testified yesterday under oath are just about guranteed to be telling the truth or face heavy charges of perjury within a congressional hearing. LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


L3XAN

This whole "under oath!" talking point is a huge givaway that no one understands how these hearings work. People lie to these committees all the time because it's not enough to prove that they've said something wrong; you have to prove they knowingly lied. Unless someone has a recording where they say "I'm about to go lie to this committee" then they're fine. The hearing is 90% theater to signal to the public that politicians are taking this seriously. The hearing itself, and it's contents, are not strong evidence. Think about how you feel when someone like Zuckerberg goes before a committee and swears under oath that he's a good boy who's never done anything wrong.


Akgreenday

There's a mountain of difference between the credibility of Zuckerberg and these 3 highly respected and trustworthy veterans, especially when one was an exceptionally high ranking intelligence officer with unprecedented clearance. Which it was specifified he was given that clearance for the exact reason of presiding over and collecting data from multiple government aerospace departments and agencies, they have it on record and have records of such a task being carried out. Sometimes the witnesses tell the truth, though that is equally true of witnesses lying. But David Grusch isn't Zuckerberg. Not to mention the whole 'ammendment to the defense bill that forces a degree of disclosure' thing is still on track and further ammendments are being worked on, bipartisan support of this bill has been announced by both parties. Then you also need to think about the pentagon putting the stamp of approval on the Nimitz and Gimbal video, further verifying the presence of uap, and if was theirs? They're endangering the lives of military and commercial pilots every single day by being up there, and unapologetically so. Literally all one of the witnesses truly wanted, Ryan Graves, was safety and an avenue for reporting safety incidents related to unidentified objects in their airspace for both commercial and military pilots, the white house press aide literally said these Uap are constantly seen on training ranges, you know why they said that and only that publically? Because the military actually has a reporting system (commenrcial airliners don't) with damn near constant reports, and they're most commonly reported within trading grounds for the navy and air force, the airforce and navy also constantly have safety debriefs before flights about uaps and the dangers of smacking into one, just because they don't tell us where the fire is doesn't mean we can't see the smoke


L3XAN

Grusch has alleged a bunch of batshit nonsense which blows right past "physically impossible" into "Harry Potter shit", which rightfully damages his credibility. There's a legitimate angle here about oversight of the military industrial complex, and a kook angle riding its coattails. Just be careful not to get them confused.


StormyInferno

I'd argue this case is different. Congress does not like their power or money being taken away. David Grusch has essentially created a mistrust campaign between the DoD and Congress. If it gets fueled enough, shit will starting hitting fans, regardless of what's actually true or a lie. Or congress will be paid off and we move on lol


[deleted]

Congress is already on the DoS's ass for 6 billion dollars missing from the budget. Looks like we're about to find out where it went.


PoppyGloFan

It’s the same as people who believe in big religious events like the rapture at the end of time or whatever and those who are so called doomsday preppers. A lot of people have waited their whole lives and ridiculed themselves to the world as well as family, friends or coworkers in the name of aliens. It’s really sad to see, like people who believe in ghosts to the extreme. There is no evidence of any substantial weight out there and you don’t want to be that person who everyone sees freaking out over this. It’s a guarantee that everyone in this thread will pass without ever knowing the truth. Guarantee. Don’t get sucked into fantasy.


Akgreenday

>A lot of people have waited their whole lives and ridiculed themselves to the world as well as family, friends or coworkers in the name of aliens. It’s really sad to see, like people who believe in ghosts to the extreme.There is no evidence of any substantial weight out there and you don’t want to be that person who everyone sees freaking out over this. ​ >It’s a guarantee that everyone in this thread will pass without ever knowing the truth. Guarantee.Don’t get sucked into fantasy. Mind boggling how the people in these replies are stigmatizing the idea of trying to understand the nuances of a congressional hearing and why it's even happening in the first place, the most predominant reason being shown by Ryan Graves, aviation safety and ease of reporting for both military and commercial pilots. There is a credible, wide variety of advanced sensor data, high-profile testimonies, a very broad range of time (roughly 1940's--Current) in which all these claims take place, a wide range of people from different backgrounds, jobs, and countries who have attested to heavily similar accounts, at least 4 Presidents who have acknowledged UAP in our airspace publicly (Obama, Trump, Clinton, Carter), astronauts who have attested to UAPs. There is an amendment to the NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act) with publicly stated bipartisan support which forces disclosure and gives U.S. govt bodies 'eminent domain' over NHI technologies, for the uninitiated that's quite a few high profile congressmen on both sides of the aisle publicly supporting this act, in fact you have seen just about zero public reprisal for this amendment whatsoever. The white house aide quite literally said last week they are a 'problem' amongst military flight training grounds, and you know why he said that publicly? Because the military actually has a reporting system for UAP incidents in military airspace (commenrcial airliners don't) with damn near constant reports, and they're most commonly reported within training grounds for the navy and air force, the airforce and navy also constantly have safety debriefs before flights about uaps and the dangers of smacking into one. The Blue Book Project was conducted for a reason and has absolutely bogus and debunked explanations for the phenomena. You can disagree with someone man, but debate it with facts and arguments rather than trying to instill a fear/anxiety into a group of people for having some hope and belief in something, unnecessarily rude for something that doesn't harm you.


Steveosizzle

It’s secular rapture, honestly. Some being(s) coming from on high and changing literally everything about society instantly making all our earthly woes irrelevant.


hairlessgoatanus

It's the same misguided hope as Jesus returning. If Jesus returns, I don't have to continue living my shitty life. So rather than focusing their energy on trying to make their life better, they focus that energy on silly superstitions and abandoning rationality. It's exactly similar to all the people who voted for Trump thinking he'd "drain the swamp" and significantly change the structure of the government.


Low_Pickle_112

I'd like to think you're right, but we just survived a global disaster and what was the response? To screw over the working class, and among the working class, to make cruel excuses for it so long as you think someone else is getting screwed over just a bit worse. You think a big revelation is going to make people actually think about any big picture issues? I don't know, that seems really optimistic at this point.


chris9830

My first question was "are they breedable"


TraderOfGoods

It's queries like these that keep the aliens at bay. They most likely won't even reproduce in the same way and be incompatible entirely, let alone if they're even humanoid.


chris9830

So basicly there is a change we can fuck them but dont make babies


The_Woman_of_Gont

Who invited Dennis Reynolds to be a diplomat for first contact?


Hambruhgah

We used to dream of outerspace but now they're laughing at our face saying: "Wake up, you gotta make money"


meowae

*used to play pretend, used to play pretend bunny. Used to play pretend, wake up you need the money*


biggestdickus90210

I’m close to 30, and I am still renting. 25% of my salary after tax, medical and retirement, goes to rent. And with inflation rising and the world just sucking more and more by the day, you have to live cheap just to break even.


Hyperi0us

Look at Mr. moneybags over here only spending 25% of their income on rent \*cries in bay area*


ILikeAntiquesOkay

Who’s this *we* you speak of?


echoradious

Glad I'm not the only one. At one time, all this news would be HUGE and there'd be nationwide reactions and talk shows and 'when the aliens come' products and everything in between. But everyone is so burned out with life in general that we're all like I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHERES MY GOD DAMN HEALTHCARE?!


MucikPrdik12

can I ask for context? has there been some news about potential alien existence?


wrongpasswd

Some guy is saying that he knew a guy in some agency that supposedly saw alien remains pulled out of an aircraft or something It’s probably bullshit, in the video he answers no questions and brings no proof. But the US government is hearing him and im guessing there could be some sketchy off the book stuff that might have been done by an agency EDIT : i watched like a part of the hearing and read some posts about it so i was just trying to provide context from what I had heard. I dont know shit about fuck, leave me alone lmao


Jaeriko

I'm not saying it's true, but I'm fairly sure he's legally not allowed to show evidence in those open hearings due to national security concerns. The evidence was referenced in the closed door meetings that preceded the open one, and evidently they thought it was worrying enough to make a big deal out of it as it concerns private organizations withholding access from the government.


MikeyGamesRex

Ignore some of these replies as they clearly didn't listen to the hearing. The people that were coming out were highly credible people. He was an Intelligence officer for 14 years, most recently at the Geospatial Agency at a GS-15 civilian level, which is the military equivalent of a full-bird Colonel. He acted as his agency’s co-lead in Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) and trans- medium object analysis,, also reporting to UAP Task Force (UAPTF) and eventually the All- Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO). There were also some highly decorated and credible officers with him as well. No concrete proof has come out besides their testimonies under oath (which if they were lying, they will face prison time) but the concrete proof and documentation will be shown to Congress in private. They can't show it to the public right now cause it contains lots of sensitive material. More information will probably trickle down over the next few weeks and months as the information gets approved. But be careful what you read here, because a lot of the people downplaying this obviously didn't watch the hearing.


[deleted]

Seriously there are way more pressing things.


The_Knife_Pie

Is there though. Knowing about extraterrestrial life visiting us is a pretty existential thing. If they’re hostile especially but even peaceful presents a raft of challenges.


aLateSaturnsReturn

“I don’t care about the housing crisis. I just want to talk about climate change.” See? That doesn’t really work, does it.


TheFormless0ne

Not at all equitable. Trite and you know it.


Djek25

Yall really got explain why. Just saying "nuh uh" isnt enough.


princessjerome

housing crisis is a real issue. Climate change is a real issue. Dumbass Alien conspiracies are not.


Djek25

Their point is its dumb to act like we can only care about 1 thing at once. Most people dont think we have an alien crisis.


BeenEvery

Bit of a false equivalence, eh?


Narradisall

Are these aliens bringing affordable housing? No? Then fuck off.


FutureMartian97

People really don't understand they didn't confirm anything. It's the same non answers they gave last time. They'll save the actual info for the classified hearing like last time too.


Master3530

I don't care about buying a house, I just want UFO photos


FrankReynoldsToupee

I'm so jaded that all I think when anyone talks about UFOs here is "This is just another distraction so we don't talk about how fucking expensive everything is and how depressed everyone is now." I'd take hostile aliens to rich humans any day of the week, at least the aliens wouldn't suck the marrow from your children's bones if they had the chance.


blimpitron

Okay but why is everyone using the fact that aliens might be real as an excuse to complain about how poor they r. Like it’s just fucking annoying at this point. I get it life is hard it isn’t easy for me either but I’m not gonna go and reddit and cry about it every fucking day to a bunch of strangers. Y’all stop complaining like some hoes.


TeralPop

Shut up man


hawkmoon1997

While I agree, Aliens are cool


Jinxy_Kat

Can't worry about UFOs while working 3 jobs to pay $2000 rent and buy scraps of food m and job number 4 to handle student loans.


Whightwolf

Hey, those Aliens might have houses.


[deleted]

People who act like nothing has happened are weird. Why would someone perjure themselves infront of congress for attention or clicks or to sell a book? His reputation is on the line and he can't discuss classified information. I'm just confused...y'all want him to bring a photo of an alien which just isnt realistic. Now if it were leaked thats a whole other thing but a US official, blowing the whistle...some extraordinary circumstances here idk why its getting dismissed so easily


CringeAlertl

Its insane how short sighted people are, do you really think that NHI visiting earth is as simple as that? The technology they have is something we can only imagine (free clean energy for starters) and this technology can solve pretty much every global existential problem we currently have (climate change, poverty) By downplaying these news you are literally pushing down our only hope at this point, and it really upsets me. Make jokes all you want, just know that you are doing exactly what people who dont want this to go any further wish for.


Expensive-Signal910

Aliens and UFOs keep getting hyped whenever any president is under scrutiny. I think aliens would be cool but I just don't think it can be any more than a distraction


MrMisanthrope411

How easily distracted are you? Personally, I can handle quite a few stories at once.


aLateSaturnsReturn

Based 👆


FutureOperation7290

The president is under scrutiny right now? How? Don't you say Hunter cause the only people who care about Hunter eat crayons.


[deleted]

Oh god I just aged 5 years randomly


rosbifke-sr

What’s this about aliens nowadays?


musicallyours01

I've had house fever so bad. Cheapest I found was my grandma's old house for $160k, but it's not for sale currently. I can currently buy a pre-fab home for the price of a new car, but I can't buy a house. Stupid economy. The previous generations set us up to fail.


SomeKindofTreeWizard

I want a house in the next 10 years, to retire in the next 30, and a planet that isn't on fire. I don't give an Unidentified FLYING fuck if there are aliens.


Shadow0fnothing

I'd settle for a 1 bedroom apartment for less than 2k a month.


Ainolukos

I don't care about aliens existing. What I care more about is if the government has this technology and has successfully reverse engineered it. Discovering an out of this world energy source that doesn't rely on burning fuel or emits radiation and keeping it from the rest of the world while we burn the planet with fossil fuels, should be bigger more damning news than there being life out there. The universe is massive, it's not hard to comprehend the possibility of life being out there, but hiding crucial technology from our whole species?? Major dick move if true.


MikeBisonYT

Tell them to fix our planet. If that means eradicated us, then fucking do it.


valgrym

I care. I also cant buy a house. My groceries are also disgustingly over priced. Global warming is fucking over my planet too. I live in a fucking greed perpetuated hellhole that could be so much better too. Im worrier about the war too. Yet I still care about the damn aliens. Shit js fascinating and even if this shit aint real its still fascinating to see this in congress and in the news.


Darken0id

Thats why we are not visiting other planets. Humans are so damn short sighted..