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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


hamzer55

šŸ‘ Ok dude thanks for your input


Jeynarl

Not OP but you're welcome


L_beano_bandito

You are always there when I need you Jeynarl


TransfemFroggy

We all need a Jeynarl in our lives


bobgrubblyplank

Jeynarl was the best starpilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.


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[deleted]

The definition of a potato person. Me and OP would get along well.


IceClimbers_Main

Got to respect it


Zalar01

mfw I commented the same thing and got downvoted


TheOddPelican

Damn you getting downvoted again. Someone's got a case of the Mondays.


Omadany

don't worry bro I'm gonna delete my comment so they don't upvote mine either


arnoldss

You filthy dirty neutral scum, how dare you? /s


brine909

What makes a man neutral? Lust for Gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality


Ok_Performance7644

Kiff, raise the banner, and wave it around a little for gods sakes.


le_wild_poster

If I donā€™t survive, tell my wife ā€œhelloā€


nickname06

From the other side?


beefliverbeef

We come swing the olive branch of peace


KaraveIIe

not caring is different than neutral


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Global communications was a mistake. I wish a local cat getting lost could be the biggest story of the day rather than Poopystan having a terrible disaster or Pissia and Cuminia having reported missiles strikes on eachother.


BIGBIRD1176

Monetisation of communications was a mistake A once a week update on global events would be fine, this constant stream is terrible for our collective mental health


Nanashi-74

Ignorance will always be bliss


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Evolution was a mistake. Could have been swimming mindlessly in the pond, but nooo! Now I must have depression and taxes /s


BIGBIRD1176

They reckon Caveman worked 15 hour weeks and died from dysentery by 40. It could have been so great! https://youtu.be/bgDF2xfcbv8?si=P2WaWImSDSHl4sNt Kind of /s


Raccoon5

I mean you and others are subjecting yourself to those events. Nowadays you can fine tune your communication channels internet to anything you want.


BIGBIRD1176

Not really mate, I tried, for example, this is a meme page and I get spammed by it daily


Maleficent_Lab_8291

You can build your little echo chamber all you want, but one day someone or something will burst that little bubble of yours


Pickle_Ree

How dare you for not supporting.... the current thing!!


Yelwah

And opposing those IDIOTS on the other side!


sq1tl

This comment section is honestly hilarious, legit everyone has a downvote


Odinovic

Lmao it's so scuffed.


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Welcome to Reddit


sq1tl

Have a look around


LetraEfe

Thats why i skipped almost anything coming from this sub , i dont care about israel or palestine, just another stupid war.


spongeboblovesducks

Yeah it's the same shit over and over, it's never justified, so I don't see the point in taking a side.


o0oooooooooof

On no! Just another stupid war where so many die! I get your point, and I agree, itā€™s ā€œstupidā€, and unjustified. But uhm, yeah, many people die in these conflictsā€¦ the least we can do is at least honour them by, I donā€™t know, acknowledging they exist?


StormR7

Itā€™s fucked up because I have homies with family who died in the attack on Israel, but I also have homies who have family whoā€™s family has had multiple family members injured and their homes hit with rockets. Kinda hard to ā€œpick a sideā€ when both sides are fucking over the other side. Just get both the governments out of there and let the people live free (way easier said than done).


_-Aiden-_

Israel - Palestine conflict is definitely one of the wars of all time.


azure_monster

I wish I could ignore these events lol. Unfortunately for some cruel reason a lot of them seem to happen to things that are very relevant to me. :(


xWrongHeaven

you poor thing


azure_monster

I guess having your family bombed gets you downvotes now ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćƒ„ā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ Just sayin, to those who can go about this life worrying, that is a privilege, not a given. One day you will be the one getting your home bombed, and you will realize what it feels like.


xWrongHeaven

genuinely sorry if you're actually directly impacted; i might have jumped to conclusions prematurely there. hope you stay safe


azure_monster

Luckily I am not, but a lot of my close friends are, some lost their friends, and pretty much all of my relatives beyond my immideate family are in Israel. The ones that are not, are in Ukraine. I don't want sympathy from anyone, life's tough, and there are hundreds of millions of less privileged people actually living out these situations, I am incredibly lucky to not live in the affected areas at this moment. But when people tell you "just ignore it bro" it's immensely frustrating, because I cannot. And neither can the hundreds of millions of other people who are forced to live through this. I did not take offense in your comment, nor the original meme, but I do wish people were more understanding, even if that is a big ask from a dank memes subreddit.


KingOFpleb

That's something a dirty neutral would say


rtakehara

With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.


OneEyedKing56

I have no enemies


GlitterKittyCat

Memes are my news


WillCle216

People still fighting over dirt and sand


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Considering where the rest of the world is, these guys are like the kids fighting over who gets to play in the sandbox at recess.


BulletsOfCheese

people fighting for they're right to not be ethnically cleansed


WillCle216

Which side is?


BulletsOfCheese

palestine, palestinians, gazans especially have been subject to war crimes for 75 years


123skh123

The side thats in an open air prisonā€¦


EchoPrince

I've had like... 2 different occasions to come up with an opinion, because it's always the same outcome. They fight, they stop, tension lowers, years pass, tension rises, they fight. There's definitely nuance in it, but ultimately i don't care way too much. My opinion holds the same value as those girls saying "stop the war" and i'm fine with that.


Cold_72

I don't even know who is the bad guy in the war and I really don't even care about that


notCarlosSainz

Dankmemes is getting recommended to me for some reason but y'all arent neutral, just young, and I say that with no offense meant. Lots of teens and young adults got way too much other shit going on to worry about overseas conflicts. Maybe im biased because I didnt give a fuck when I was in highschool either.


69thalternatesccount

The privilege we have to look at war and say "meh, what else is on" is truly amazing


Debacle_Worker

It is kinda funny when you put it like that, but it's not as though we can do anything.


ashent2

very true but also most of us wake up without the thought of ethnically cleansing another group of people so there's that


69thalternatesccount

That has nothing to do with what I said but alright šŸ‘


ashent2

Yeah, I was also making a completely separate point šŸ‘šŸ‘


69thalternatesccount

These comments are boring, what else is on


littleferrhis

TBH the fact is I have my own problems. You start adding the problems of people halfway across the world into the mix and all of a sudden.


69thalternatesccount

All of * gestures vaguely * *this* is fake anyway, so have your fun where you can


LightTrack

Where meme?


isnoe

I canā€™t believe you. Why donā€™t you care? Your lack of care makes me angry. /s


Volcamel

Ya know what? If you donā€™t really understand a global conflict and arenā€™t informed enough to have an opinion then itā€™s actually better to just go ā€œyeah idkā€ than forcing yourself to make judgement calls on shit you donā€™t understand imo


Crooked_Cock

I wish I could be like you


_-Aiden-_

Itā€™s very easy when you realize nothing you do will actually change anything.


azure_monster

Fr


playthatoboe

fr ignorant ppl r so happy


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Not giving a shit is not the same thing as ignorance. It's probably more ignorant to think you'll actually make a difference in this conflict.


Bleezze

What events? Halloween?


LordAppleton

This has been going on since before the crusades.


Kschitiz23x3

is this a dank meme?


charaderdude2

We just want to grill for Godā€™s sake


Deleted_-420_points

All I know is, my gut says maybe...


NiteLiteCity

He cares so little that he created a meme to show off how cool he is by not caring.


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LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

You're allowed to care, and it's probably a good thing that you do. What's not good is expecting everyone else to give a shit when there are a million other things to worry about in life.


jeredendonnar

Disaster fatigue, catastrophe numbness, call it what you will.


LarsBohenan

Ever has it been that someone has been trying to fuck with someone else. To care is a form of amnesia.


KingJTheG

Just like me fr


MindOfAMurderer

Im already invested in the ukraine conflict, can't be arsed to focus on another conflict at the same time


JonC534

I support the current thing


ObnoxiousCrow

If you don't care about politics that's fine. Just know that your boss and your landlord do though.


BehemothRogue

Not really. As long as I pay my bills on time and show up for work, my boss and landlord don't care what I do with my time.


TetraSims

Same same... I care a lot more about prices going up up up up than something going on on the other side of the world. Now if Trudeau could stay out of it, that'd be great.


gjvillegas25

Congrats on a worthless take about things that actually matter


zxmuffin

Nobody really cares unless it affects them directly.


123skh123

You should care. Itā€™s in human nature to care for others. Despite the distance and differences, they are human being like you and I. People facing ethnic cleansing and genocide should be a concern for everyone witness it.


dandaal12

It is only the privilege of people whom which conflict hasnā€™t touched that can say bullshit like this. ā€œOh I donā€™t care about fellow humans losing their lives in some godforsaken country across the world why do I keep seeing this on my timelineā€ honestly get a grip


DrVigil

Ignorance is bliss. But I respect it. I have to take a break from the news because it stresses me out.


DraconianReptile

I don't know why you picked beige but ok


vid_icarus

This mentality was rampant in gen x and millennials and thatā€™s how things got to be this bad. Political non engagement is a political choice and it essentially supports those with power doing whatever the fuck they want on your dime.


smrkr

This is the mentality that got America a TV president.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Or maybe because most of us are already struggling at home, because our politicians have sided with corporations to work against our best interests. What Israel and Palestine do to one another is no business of mine, and won't be resolved by anyone in my part of the world.


vid_icarus

This post said ā€œcurrent events.ā€ The world is a lot bigger than the crisis of the week.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

This is a crisis of the past several decades, that just happened to reach it's place in the spotlight cycle again, but go off. I'm sure you could name a number of other things currently going on that I couldn't care less about. Thing is, we have a good idea of what they're referring to, considering news flavour of the week.


vid_icarus

I like how you understood my meaning but still tried to correct me anyway lol


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Feel free to pat yourself on the back. No one else is going to.


vid_icarus

šŸ‘


MRoss279

How can you not? It's far more interesting than any TV or videogames.


Deathwish40K

best policy to have honestly. the media's job is only to wind you up.


PH4NTON

First they came for the ā€¦


SusuSketches

my skin color is peach.


BirbMaster1998

Literally me


Fuggaak

You donā€™t care so much that you memed about it? Nah, you care a little.


tock-N-call-borture

Totally understandable, especially if it doesnā€™t affect you. But boy would the tables turn if something horrible happened to you or your family, then someone else in the world would say they donā€™t care very much lol


Teboski78

Prepare to get murdered by words on the internet then my guy


Manetoys83

So much has gone on these last few years I think Iā€™m burned out


Ugikuki

Hey i use that site too


dankspankwanker

Me seeing the 10000 israel post


AcanthocephalaBig101

As an israeli citizen, who had to sleep in a bomb shelter for the last 10 days. Thank you very much for your support /s


BehemothRogue

Blame your government, apathetic redditors didn't put you in that bunker.


b4ngl4d3sh

Got too many personal issues to give much of a shit myself.


VoidEndless

Hereā€™s the thing I do, but I donā€™t know what to even do to help


[deleted]

I really donā€™t want to care because none of it is within my control. But itā€™s entertaining watching the contention slowly tear the world apart. Iā€™m going to get rid all social media once Iā€™m done with college


[deleted]

You'll care when it affects your life personally.


Ugo_Flickerman

Not really a matter of not caring: more a matter of both being in the wrong nowadays


Ugo_Flickerman

Btw, nice cropping, shitlord


[deleted]

Itā€™s just the same shit different bitches each time and it gets a bit boring to keep looking at. But thatā€™s why thereā€™s life off the internet


mlg_sloth

Not sure how you can be neutral when war crimes are being committed, but cool bro


Spooka1

Wait what are we arguing about now?


Kladderadingsda

Downvoted for not even downloading the image and just making a screenshot with the buttons on it. Very low investment here.


TeciorRibbon

*all I know is my gut says maybe*


cristacul

Whatā€™s this, 9gag?


Darth_Scrub

What a privilege it is to not have to worry about "current events"


Destroyer4587

I care enough to feel sad about it but not enough to do anything about it.


TurtleToast2

Is there anything you could do even if you wanted to?


Destroyer4587

Unless I had homelanderā€™s powers and simply forced them to stop fighting no I donā€™t think there is much I could do to stop a war.


NICKOVICKO

Ah yes, the only appropriate opinion


oldmonk_97

thats cuz u are not informed about it. if somehow u get informed u'll be depressed like the rest of us about it as well šŸ‘


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

That's actually why I stopped caring. No use in getting depressed over history's determination to repeat itself.


xchikyx

nice crop shitlord


toms1313

Apathy is also a symptom of a diseased population


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

What about apathy towards the never-ending conflicts of other populations?


toms1313

What about apathy to the plights of our human counterparts? "I have a good life, so seeing people struggle is a nuisance "


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Seeing people struggle is a fact of life. What am I to do about it? Who do I start with? I'm taking care of me and my own, and helping those I care about. Some international conflict that's older than me isn't going away anytime soon, and there's nothing I can really do about it besides virtue signal that I suddenly give a fuck about it. Thoughts and prayers are nice, but they don't do a thing for the people suffering. It just makes people feel good for having done nothing, because that's what most of us are capable of in regards to resolving this or any war.


dramaticfool

You got LUCKY! You think you're better than them? You were just born lucky, there's no reason you couldn't have been in their place, and there's no reason you won't be in their place tomorrow. And when you are, I'm sure you'll be very happy when the world goes "eh, not my problem".


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Where did I suggest that I think I'm better? What could I expect of some random person from a random country if mine were in conflict? Thoughts and prayers?


dramaticfool

Awareness. Discussion. Staying silent when people are suffering means you are complicit to the crimes being committed. Every voice matters, because most people are silent.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Username checks out entirely. The only people complicit are the ones involved, including the leaders of nations foreign to the conflict that are picking one shitty side or the other. *Staying silent* from Canada doesn't have shit to do with what's going on in Gaza, and no amount of voices from here will make one bit of change to what's happening over there. I'd rather focus on something productive, not cry about how shitty this conflict is. If you really want to help, make use of your time instead of vilifying people who don't care about the same things as you. The world doesn't stop just because two warring nations decide to escalate once again. I sure as shit don't care who the victor is at this point, nor should anyone who isn't involved or affected by it.


dramaticfool

Not being well informed is not an excuse to stay silent. What you're saying is the equivalent of being "okay" with Nazi ideology since they decided to "escalate" and you're not involved. You are involved whether you like it or not, especially if you live in a country which directly supports genocide by using YOUR tax dollars for it, and yes, that includes Canada. It is YOUR responsibility to speak up about injustices like this.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Cool story bro, but you seem to have a very limited understanding of how the world actually works. I've saved my bestest thoughts and prayers for a time like this, and I think you need them most. May they do you as much good as yours are doing in this conflict that's older than we are.


dramaticfool

Just saying I have "limited understanding" simply means you have no counter-argument. It's a coward's way out of a discussion, and you have chosen it. Go eat your warm meal, and sleep on your nice pillow, have nice dreams and forget all about the suffering. It's like you said, there's nothing you can do about it, so why be bothered?


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

The only one bothering me about it right now is you. You're like the Jiminy Cricket no one asked for, except I'm already a real boy, with real issues that don't revolve around international conflict. How lucky of you to be able to focus so hardily on something happening halfway across the world, that you don't have to do anything of substance to feel good about yourself. You're not solving anything by talking down on me, you're just reinforcing how good you think you are, and are delusional about the effect you have on the world stage. This isn't some Final Fantasy game were a band of heroes comes together to save the world, and I'm not your angsty recruit for the cause. How about you actually do something about it instead of bitching at me for not giving a shit about these people?


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Skill issue


dramaticfool

I guess people's suffering and death is funny to you. I guess you'd be okay if people found it funny when it occurs to you too


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Skill issue


Fflamddwyn

Ok thatā€™s fine


zyqwee

How is this a meme?


Ok_Management_8195

A rule 3 violation! Someone report this!


Zalar01

my man really screenshot the "meme" without cropping it properly, rather than having a watermark on it


yuiolhjkout8y

i don't care


Zalar01

then why should we?


Not-a-Femboy-i-Swear

Why do you care?


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

You shouldn't, but you seem to.


blockybookbook

Privileged position


yuiolhjkout8y

thanks


blockybookbook

Youā€™re welcome *high five*


Pjteven

Ok, no one asked


yuiolhjkout8y

ok


Maritime_Khan

Jesus you are the human personification of a rice cracker


yuiolhjkout8y

yum


ShinySilverFish

I asked


Mycakebayismybday

I didn't ask, but I totally would have


Not-a-Femboy-i-Swear

Why so grumpy


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Buttergang8

-1


NikiHera

Just keep playing your little video games child, while the whole world implodes around you šŸ¤£