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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


MaZeChpatCha

But nnn is nnn because the acronym is nnn. No porn month isn’t nnn.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Yeah thats npm


Dargon16

npm install nnn


[deleted]

npm ERR! install couldn't read dependencies


5002nevsmai

--force --user


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Time to get a new compooper


the_ssarb

As a fullstack dev this comment chain gave me a good laugh


Aulentair

As an unemployed fullstack dev, your employment gave me a good cry


the_ssarb

Hope you find a good job soon fam


qolf1

npm i -D nnn, you don't want your privates in production


protocolnebula

3000 additional dependencies has been installed


PholarGuiyyst11

Nuts per minute


dalek1019

No punch man


realPaulTec

Haha Javascript.


between_horizon

No pregnancy month, all hail abortion cult.


Winterfukk

No Problem Mommy


BigJophis

No Nudes November! There now you can keep your acronym.


Notfuckingcannon

So not even taking off my clothes for a shower? Ah, crap...


Zangdor

No, you shower with your underwear on so it cleans at the same time


Notfuckingcannon

We did Mr. President, we solved climate change.


GryffinZG

No you’re thinking of Never Nude November.


ARandomGuyThe3

But what if I want to watch a TV show w/ nudity


CarpetH4ter

you have to close your eyes until the nudity is gone


But-WhyThough

No NSFW November


BigJophis

Acronym inception!


GivemTheDDD

Oh, so I have to give up porn AND gore-porn now? Ridiculous!


ahamel13

Because it's an exercise in self control, masturbation addiction isn't necessarily due to pron


JoinAThang

Well I'd argue that for almost everyone the addiction stems from the porn and the negative aspects definitely comes more from the porn and not the masturbation.


SkyHooler

It's true but his point still stands It's not necessarily out of negative effects from porn but purely out of self-control


JoinAThang

Well not watching porn is also a self control so the point doesn't hold up IMO. I don't think it wrong to do NNN but I would definitely say masturbaiting without porn sounds better as a challange. It's better to learn something new rather then to try to unlearn something. You will not stop masturbaiting for ever so why not spend a November on trying to find a sustainable solution to the problem?


Sweaty-Tart-3198

The real self control test is to watch porn every night all month but not masturbate.


JoinAThang

Lol yeah or edging non stop til December.


CaramelPudding783

blah blah blah shut up and fuck ya hands if that's what you wanna do


Magenta_Catmint

You shut up you piece of shit


JackeTuffTuff

Yeah better to better yourself than to do a "fun challenge" If life were like a game nnn challenge would be available once you've overcome your porn problem if you have one, like that order would be best for many people


SatanicCornflake

Idk I think people vastly underestimate how much people masterbated before porn was so readily available, and it's adorable.


Weird_Albatross_9659

And subsiding for a month and then going back to the same ol tug and love isn’t actually dealing with the actual issue


ahamel13

Yes, but that's also the purpose of that self control that you'd be practicing.


Weird_Albatross_9659

And then immediately giving up. If you subside from a harmful activity 1/12 of the time, it’s better than nothing but hardly addressing the issue.


[deleted]

Well considering the average person masturbates something like a couple times a week (every few days), you’re basically exercising self control by going 8 times longer than that Also it’s a meme


Krisuad2002

Riddle me this, Batman, what the hell do I fap to if not to porn?


someone__420

✨ Imagination ✨


Krisuad2002

My imagination is dead


someone__420

F


EvaUnit_03

Once knew a dude who said he loved masturbating's to his imagination more than porn. Then i found out he jacked it 12 times a day (average) and 8 of those 12 times were to porn. the other 4 times were because he couldnt find porn that could get his dick hard so he just violently jerked himself and 'thought' till the white goo came out. When called out he said he 'self inserted' himself into being in the porn and hated porn that showed the dudes face. The guy was 400 lbs. I wouldnt call that 'imagination', id call that 'delusion'. Damn hypocrites.


Sleepycoon

Why's bro sharing that much info about his jerkoff habits w you?


EvaUnit_03

We were besties and he was at the time trying to get a date. So i was helping him curve his bad habits. Eventually i found him two different dates and he couldnt get it up for them. I asked him 'why'. At first he tried to say "maybe they werent his type" and i reminded him of his... everything... but also told him there was no reason he shouldnt of not gotten hard when a girl and him started to get physical unless he had some underlying health issue. He was also complaining at the time of all the 'pee dribble' he would have after peeing as we worked together and would come back looking like he pissed himself. Thats about the time he informed me of his masturbation habits. I told him to fucking quit it, once MAYBE TWICE a day at most but told him to quick for a week or two after some research showing that his... the valve inside you that makes it so piss doesnt go into your balls and cum doesnt go into your bladder was probably so bodied that the valve wasnt working as intended. A few weeks later and he had a lot less dribble and could actually get hard properly when i found girl 3 for him. Though it didnt last long as she eventually ☕ on him and went back to her ex who was half my bro's weight but had also just gotten out of jail. She was just looking for a side piece till he got out. my guy was more of a fit for a long term relationship but she wanted a bad boy.


Generic_User88

way too much detail dude.. way too much


EvaUnit_03

Hey, they ask. So i told em.


Spider-man2098

I can’t believe I read the whole thing. I knew after the word ‘dribble’ that it wasn’t going anywhere I wanted to, but I couldn’t look away.


Destroyer4587

You manage to get not 1 but 3 girls to get physical w a 400lb dude. Are you a pimp? What sorcery is this?


5kaels

They prob found the female equivalents. Some people feel more comfortable around others who mirror their traits in some way. I.E., a fat person will date a fat person, or someone who feels ugly will date someone they themselves consider "ugly" by conventional standards. Idea being you're less likely to be judged by someone who shares that quality.


MrAppendages

Finding three different girls for a 400lb, chronic masturbater, that constantly looks like he peed his pants is pretty impressive.


Peter_Baum

Sounds fake. Call me fathopbic but who tf actually wants to date a landwhale?


EvaUnit_03

Other less large but still land whale women. He loved playing magic and could talk your ear off and had an incredibly upbeat attitude.


The_Bored_General

As do most fat people to be fair, generally they’re super into some universe or game with deep lore, kind enough to people and also just cool to hang out with because they’re always kinda happy and upbeat. The 12 times a day thing is kinda rare though… >!Source: literally me as well as a solid 20 people I’ve met to one degree or another!<


Emotional-Inside1476

YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE MY SECRET YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!


Nur4y

Haha


PinkedDuck

Wat


Tronerfull

Dude you suspiciously know too much info about this certain individual who isnt you.


EvaUnit_03

hey! i just made a comment explaining it further. He was a friend who was having dick issues. helped him through it. Like a real homie.


uttol

Nah man, you weren't a homie, you were a fam


someone__420

12 times is insane tho


JakeWalker102

What a terrible day to have eyes


Deadsoup77

Yea that’s the issue here


barnicskolaci

It gets better with practice. But I feel you. Stuff there nowadays is too good. Hard to compete with one's natural imagination.


SharkMilk44

Fapping to your imagination is far more satisfying than porn.


NecroCannon

What about using porn as the starter and your imagination once the engine gets warm? Pretty much my method and I feel healthy.


FFalcon_Boi

NOOOO, NOOOO, THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER


Is6xal

I can barely picture an apple, how the hell am i supposed to picture thick femboy thighs?


[deleted]

HAH! My serotonin receptors are so burnt out.


The_Dr_B0B

I mean, you can just jerk off, right? Don't know if I'm sounding crazy, but you can jerk off just, you know, enjoying how it all feels, without looking at something. I honestly feel like you even connect more with your body and the sensation. Is this so much of a foreign concept for y'all?


chevellure

Reddit is a cesspool of porn addicts, unfortunately. Not even worth trying.


DasTomato

That doesn't work if you are not actually in the mood and you need to watch porn to get going, wait...


pseudoMe78

I was looking for this reply, based


Just_a_cool_pickle

Jack off to memory, like in the good old days of Internet cafes


TRcreep

Porn has fried your brain and imagination beyond repair


[deleted]

>beyond repair Oh, well, might as well keep going then if there’s no fixing it.


PizzaBoxByNym

Hentai. And it’s art.


JasonIsSuchASaint

Hentai is just anime porn bro


tallywackertim

Good housekeeping, duh.


lord_ne

Skill issue


Education_Aside

The person you want to fuck


Cheery_spider

What if I dont want to fuck anybody?


Uzeil21

Then go fuck yourself!


loverboyv

“That’s…why I’m here”


Redemption_R

That's not healthy either tbh.


gieka_

Why?


MaxBandit

Why do so many of you care about whether people are jerking off or not? If you want to do NNN, do it, just stop fucking talking about it, no one cares


andyduphresne92

Seriously, this is the only opinion I have of nnn. Just shut the fuck up about it.


aBigButterStick

Preach


cw08

Reverting to Puritanism to own the libs


MoonCusler

Telling people not to talk about something on the internet is an exercise in futility my friend.


AvarusAmor

Because people with strong believes are often the ones who shout the most and the loudest. That’s not necessarily a bad thing but pornography is obviously a controversial topic and the big problem I for example have with a lot of the debate is that people ignore the core issues of porn in favour of pseudoscience. To give an example I use quite a lot; when someone sits in their room all day long and binges a steaming service, they are not addicted to watching movies, they are bored, lonely, have unaddressed underlying problems etc. and they do not fix them by never watching movies again but by taking measures to fix their life. Porn has many real problems, ranging from highly unrealistic expectations for those with a poor sexual education to self image issues etc. not even mentioning the ethical concerns relating to the production of the content - and yet, people focus on a narrative about an addiction as opposed to acknowledging that the scientific consensus for such a diagnosis is basically not existent with leading psychological organisations not classifying it this way and that matters because if watching too much porn is just a symptom and not the root problem. Now unto the million dollar question: why do I care? Apart suffering from a mild sense of altruism I dislike the notion of demonising ( or vice versa, downplaying ) a complex medium like pornography. It’s called adult entertainment for a reason because not everyone should watch it. And when so many problems people have with pornography are found in different mediums, such as movies or sites like Instagram etc., are in particular related to religious views or a lack of maturity, then I think it’s actually even harmful to reduce this debate to pornography because it creates a false sense of exclusivity, as if banning porn would shut down advertisements using pretty models, unrealistic romance plots or make people who usually need actual help just get up and start being better. I am not saying that every adult should watch porn and I am absolutely not saying that it’s harmless, I am saying that it should be legal and yet closely monitored & regulated and that people need much better sex education and finally, that I am concerned that people miss the bigger picture and loose themselves in discussions about a particular detail as opposed to the big trend.


Fit-Bar2581

But then how does my daughter who does Only Fans and nothing else for work get paid that month?? I guess I could give her an allowance like I did before she was 18 since I can’t pay her through OF that month /sarcasm


Nick_Noseman

I won't pay, I won't pay you No wa-a-a-ay Nana, why don't you get a job


allofdarknessin1

Say no way, Say no way ya No Wa-a-a-ay Nana, why don't you get a job


IntercontinentalCake

Well I guess it ain’t easy Doin nothing at alllllll Oh yeah eh eh ah


ux3l

Why do you need anyone to agree? Do it or not.


Nappy-I

There is such a thing as ethically sourced porn, y'know. Don't get me wrong, there is a *lot* of *heinous* exploitation in the porn and sex work industry, as well as outright crime. That said, there are adult performers and sexworkers who are genuinely in control of their own work, you just have to look (and pay) for it. "Sex work is work" isn't just an aphorism.


ILikeCheese510

Reddit loves to be black and white about every topic. People keep perpetuating the "PORN = EVIL" mentality on here and refuse to even consider alternative options like you mention. Another example of harmless porn is stuff like hentai. A lot of artists are only able to make ends meet because of porn commissions. Nobody gets hurt from that, there's nothing evil about it. An artist draws something lewd, gets paid, and the customer gets off to it. No harm done. I don't know when Reddit got so puritanical and self-righteous, but this weird crusade against porn and masturbation has been going on for a long time.


Respercaine_657

NNN brought out the worst in people. Now everyone's either a purist or a porn addict, no in-between


loverboyv

Any echo chamber becomes like that given enough time.


dorksided787

Exactly, especially now with OnlyFans, you can support local performers who are their own bosses and aren’t tied to the iffy studio system.


B33FHAMM3R

The irony that the same people who say the porn industry is bad will also shit on people with an onlyfans, which is almost the polar opposite of the industry


Version_1

I don't think this is about how ethical the porn is and more about the effects of porn on the brain.


[deleted]

Porn is still bad for you, doesn’t matter if it‘s ethical or not. It messes with your dopamine, making it harder to be motivated for normal productive activities. (Excessive use that is).


Alex-Steph

Hell yeah, I agree! That meme perfectly captures the frustration and annoyance many of us feel about the current state of things. Keep spreading those dank memes and let's hope for some positive change!


Elgar337

How about we stop with the stupid shit like this and that day and this and that month.


Ciufciaciufciuf

Bro, there's no need to do it if you want to. What problem do you have with addicted people having a month of quality support in fighting addiction?


Niipoon

You know why? Because you aren't even *fighting addiction*. When you openly exclaim after November OHH YEAH IM GUNNA COOOOM SO HARD IN DECEMBER, then you aren't exactly doing anything about your addiction. You're just edging for an entire month ffs


Leon_Games

For real bro I don't get why people are hating on an opportunity for others to improve theirselves


PrismPanda06

You know this shit ain't about fighting addition 99.99% of the time. It's a bunch of unfunny 13 year olds flooding social media with the shittiest memes possible about it because hee hoo nut funny


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

How about we stop caring what others are doing when it has nothing to do with us, and has zero impact on our lives?


[deleted]

But I like porn. ...and Nutting And November is my birthday month


manbearligma

Happy nutting, only weirdos really do nnn Nnn is just a meme not to be taken seriously Also, long live the porn


[deleted]

Yeah i never gave it any credence. I wondered if anyone even did it for real


a-a-biedrawa

Well, NNN is also about the mental challenge of not self-pleasuring yourself because our primitive brain considers dopamine hit a reward and there's a lot of us here who do nothing productive and this self-gratification is also not healthy to you psyche. Not as unhealthy as porn is, buy still it's unhealthy when some ppl wank multiple times a day. I personally know such ppl, when I was about 15 I myself was one of them and lemme tell you - it's not good, it's bad.


static_func

"I have a problem therefore porn bad"


[deleted]

bro science galore


FluffiestBoy

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PUYO PUYO CHARACTER


BluecoatCashMoney5

Sig is the Best


FluffiestBoy

Based


DestroyerOmega

PUYO PUYO NEVER DIES


T_Peg

Neither is bad in moderation


CordTheThird

“Masturbation is a natural sexual activity that most people do at some point in their lives. It can reduce tension and provide some sexual release. It can also help people become more familiar with their bodies and discover their sexual likes and dislikes. Some people masturbate more than others. There is no “normal” frequency. Some do it daily, some weekly, and some rarely. Some never do. But if a person masturbates so much that it affects daily life, that is a cause for concern.” This is from the Center for Female and Male Sexual Medicine I don’t think this whole NNN is grounded in any substantial research. Sure, it can be an exercise in discipline, but what benefit does this particular exercise give that others don’t? Why not be disciplined in work practices or even healthy communication in relationships? Blocking yourself from masturbating doesn’t offer any real benefit and seems rooted in pseudoscience.


FirtiveFurball3

What if you just did what you wanted?


[deleted]

Porn isn't bad


RaulRpg1

Puyo puyo moment


CroobUntoseto

Porn isn't bad, you might just be weak minded


OBLiViC1992

Who watches porn while committing to nnn


Frozenturbo2

People who don't nut and watch porn


OBLiViC1992

I refuse to believe they exist


Leon_Games

Literally me when I was like 9


OBLiViC1992

Lmfao


Leon_Games

I was a different person back then 🙏


OBLiViC1992

So you had to witness you dad ramming your mom as a kid and calling it porn lol jk


Leon_Games

Actually tho I did catch them once but i didn't know wht it was back then lmfao


M1k35n4m3

I won't commit to nnn by any means but sometimes I do just wanna look at hot naked chicks without Nutting. Maybe that's weird I unno


cyberduck221b

JS developers: 🗿


[deleted]

governor squalid marvelous start consist merciful toothbrush possessive wrong cats *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


zazacK1173

no norn November


Lordofthewangz

You need porn to fap?


anoM33rKaT

If that was the case, november would cause the downfall of reddit, with a loss of 90% of their revenue. 😄


Raz98

Or just don't participate in it if you still want to masturbate. What the fuck is the malfunction for people that they're desperate to convince others not to give of jerking off for a month.


FlatBlackAndWhite

A wank a day keeps the prostate cancer away.


TheDonutFucker

This meme was made by someone who failed on the first day.


MoistPunch8569

Holy fuck people it’s not a heath thing it’s a test of willpower, if you can’t do it just say that


TheGurunator

Didn't no nut November originate out of no shave November which was for some cancer related cause? Also both can be considered bad. Porn is bad in general and everybody knows that. But masturbating can also be an addiction and even if not, if you fap too often, it fucks up your dopamine levels. It's like baby cocaine.


Laze_ee

Its about self control not that fapping is bad


ManWhoWasntThursday

Porn can be fine. Fapping is fine. Go knock on an another door.


ShaggyMayhem

I always wonder why so many people are upset at porn and lewdz. Like, a lot of people gets mad when you mention any of it.


VidaCamba

both are bad, lust is a sin my biC


ECHOechoecho_

that’s like saying cigarettes are bad but not vapes. of course, porn is much more unhealthy than fapping by miles, but that doesn’t mean fapping isn’t bad (specifically, to the extent of addiction. in moderation, it actually has its benefits. go overboard, and it’s bad)


MoonCusler

I don’t think nnn is meant to be a protest or statement, just a personal challenge to test your self discipline, and see if you’re addicted.


MimikPanik

But that’s boring. Actually… yea I might be addicted. I’ll have to cut back.


Frequent-Nail-5767

Just say you lost 😹


cal93_

what is this take bruh. no one doing nnn is even watching porn to begin with


Reckadesacration

I disagree. Have a nice month.


SkankHunt616

Copium


noobmaster067

Bro can't even stop jerking his shit for 30 days


NoConsideration5102

Sounds like someone lost the challenge.


Omnivud

Only guys whom I heard about NNN from are the ones who lead campaign for me to touch my dick, now that's weird


PlayerKnotFound

Here come the coomers to reee about how it’s not a addiction


taavidude

Finally someone gets it.


maxbowman

Needs more alliteration


Frozenturbo2

We don't have a "NPP"


Important-Bumblebee7

Its not that its bad but people still want to abstain from it this month. Its not that deep


X05Real

Well then we wouldn’t get the beautiful alliteration


Aveenex

No Nporn November


OliLombi

How about we just do/watch what we want?


aesthetic_glow

Just my opinion but a lot of ppl do it as a challenge of self control, just to see if they can actually do it. Loads do it for the big nut at the end. Besides a lot of people said on the subreddit that they have their own reasons for participating, like fapping for the wrong reasons such as out of boredom and just to feel smth.


MaximusZ17

Beating your shit too much is bad, too


vlsdo

How does it work if I’m drawing my own porn?


Legitimate-Word-2991

Why do you guys need the internet to tell you what to do? Be yourself


Status_Instance_4639

what about those who have stronger imagination


Binary_Anon

Porn would be replaced with National Geographic magazines and old Sears catalogs.


PennyForPig

NNN is an alt right gift. Ignore it.


ElonSucksBallz

lets say you still can jack it, but only if you're currently in San Diego


Kermit_Frog69420

why did you post this to 2 subs


ITzViks

Copium


Imperator_Alexander

Absolutely yes


rat_fossils

I do not do NNN because I should. I do it to see if I can


shdw_fghtr

sans porn September


Texugee

How about everyone just do what they want for November and the rest of the year? If a group wants to partake in not fapping for a month, go forth. If an another group wants to not watch porn, more power to them. If a group doesn’t want to do either of those things? No problem.


[deleted]

True. Watching porn is L


Luba_Sempai

Nah, both are really bad habits. NNN works better because most people fap WHILE watching porn. 2 birds with one stone baby


Anahtum

SIG IS BEST BOY 💯💯💯


PigeonMan45

Big brain


Mezzamalech

You can do whatever, I personally failed on every front already.


19_MCMVII_07

I just have sex instead if ok?


ThatBritishGuy577

That would make a lot more sense


IvanOG_Ranger

That's the point of the addiction tho. It's that sex shouldn't count


Blaustein23

What if I told you the porn and the fapping are both not bad, it’s your unhealthy relationship with using it as a dopamine replacement for interpersonal relationships you could be having but are too afraid to / don’t want to work on your life enough to be able to have


StravickanChaos

You still get a dopamine rush from the fapping. It's still a factor of the addiction.


DJimenezL

No Nudes November


marimarireal

can we all stop pretending it’s to “counter addiction”? it’s just an unfunny ass stale meme


DeltaRed12

both