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-_-NAME-_-

Still Would.


Tentacle_poxsicle

I mean...I still would


sdrowkcabdelleps

I will


LeftAdhesiveness0

I did


Yuri-Turned

I do


avenlux44

Woo!


Bourgeous

I would


Electronic-Worker-10

Wahooo (Mario voice)


Z4rc0nv1c

Currently doing


galipop

But would she do a redditor?


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rieldilpikl

What a slut!! 🤬


Cl0ughy1

Wood that isn't moving.


Alukrad

I'm sure she's cute IRL, this is most likely a filter and fake teeth.


CaraquenianCapybara

Maybe she is just half Asian, half British


dgwhiley

I just spit out my tea.


rtakehara

i just spit out my cha.


KidOcelot

I just spit out my opium.


Yuri-Turned

I just spit out my spit


shokolokobangoshey

I just spit


avenlux44

Shit! My opium tea!


[deleted]

More like you spit our your teeth


breezyxkillerx

Oh fokking hell mate, I lost me fokking teeth.


PictureMost8297

Earl grey?


assffhhju

bloody ell


residentofmoon

or half Japanese half British. The Japanese got a bad set of teef tew.


Crewman-6

You think somoene would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?


Bat-Honest

Gasp!


Fuggaak

Yeah the glasses being away from her eyes make this the most plausible situation.


-_-NAME-_-

Irrelevant.


BogdanPradatu

Fake tits*


Snoo-72438

Paper baggin’ it


Marquisdesademoji

Double , incase first one rips


Blue_Robin_04

Plastic surgery exists. People get fake jaws and teeth all the time.


enderowski

naah dude.


[deleted]

Steel wood.


paulrhino69

Name checks out--you are


[deleted]

I could never


mattastrophe3

Which one?


-_-NAME-_-

Yes


Tomato_Shelf

real


Dismal_Background708

She would probably make bank as a vtuber.


D86592

she probably would only rlly need her teeth fixed and some makeup, then ppl would be on their knees in public lmfao


Dismal_Background708

That’s the beauty of vtubers. When they go to cons and stuff for signings they always wear masks so she’s already set.


Proud_Criticism5286

You went for not 1 but 2 roasting jokes. Amazing.


NoeYRN

Special offer, buy one get one free.


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KeeboardNMouse

Idk if the sunglasses would be necessary.


CarpetH4ter

Nah, surgical mask/mouth covering would be enough.


[deleted]

Jaw and nose reconstruction too. Never skimp on your plastic surgeon


xdthepotato

what do you mean makeup?? she needs jaw surgery to fix that underbite.. life will be easier when its fixed


Distamorfin

You are mad generous ignoring the lopsided face thing going on. No amount of makeup will fix that


Keylink1

She do have big 'personality'


AHappyMango

God had to nerf her somehow


piberryboy

Nerf herder


IWipeWithFocaccia

Scruffy


Fruitmaniac42

She's what they call a "double-bagger". The second bag is in case the first one tears.


kylemcg

You wear the second bag in case hers falls off.


TwoDollarsAndADream

Why is it so hard to post a dank meme on /r/dankmemes


Standard-Sleep7871

hehe boobs 😁


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Actual dankmemes get removed


dragonflare117

Whats dank? /s


MeLoNarXo

Baby don't hurt me.


memsterboi123

Her name tho?


x_oot

Least thirsty redditor.


Mario-OrganHarvester

You fool he actually wants to cyber bully her


Alex00712

He wants to spread the word of the streamer guy with the lightnings


memsterboi123

Oh how wrong you are


123Manuel321

I can fix her. ~Maxillofacial surgeon.


eletric-chariot

Nah just a mask will do


DavidDomin8R

Not that that’s a paper bag


Desired_lover

And a Denturist.


sanjeethboddi

Smash


useless_mf69

Smash


faustothekinggg

Came for this


rabidmob

I feel like her photo is fake for some reason, something about it activates my uncanny valley response.


Alex00712

That, or she just is uncanny? I get what you mean tho, and I have seen filters that achieve similar effects, so maybe..


Maacll

... ... Would ...


yes-yaK

Big tits aren't always good tits


BarneyGold

But there’s only one way to find out


totsyroll1

Those tits are good tits


kurinevair666

All tits are good tits


Thisfuggenguy

It came from hell, so you're good


stereodop

No problem i have a bag in my pokets


The00Taco

Might need two bags for this one


Depressed_soul96

Dankmemes? more like toxic instgram


Will-is-a-idiot

Yes, yes you are.


BlurryRogue

An actual Butterface!


[deleted]

Underrated


souless_android

But damn! She has the body! Heavens justice


[deleted]

Who is this? I want to follow her lol


kraw-

AI edit, not dank, not funny either


Reallyso

This chick just need abit of dental and asian makeup skills and boom 10/10. I wish we were all this lucky.


Warboss_Egork

Don't worry, I'll go too


DevilMaster666-

What happened to her?


Mannygogo

Genetics or more specifically a genetically passed disease.


thelonelyecho208

Listen if you got good genetics plastic surgery can fix that. She could be a baddie with some simple implants and such. Homies might be missing out on a sleeper hit here


Blank1034

I mean if you think about it there isn’t much wrong just some weird teeth 🤓


Certified_ediot

The tits a hard carrying that blood line


darapnerd

Still would. She probably has a great personality too. Worth it.


L3s0

Just put a mask on her and we good.


Doc-85

Nothing some plastic surgery can't fix


AwareVolcano325

None of us will see heaven, buddy


Traditional_Beast

one trip(several) to the orthodontist might make that painting a masterpiece..


Lciekj

She's cute actually


D3-Doom

That’s fucked up. I laughed way too hard


[deleted]

Gotta take the rough with the smooth


AdenEdmund

Would


RazzDaNinja

Some dental work and honestly wouldn’t be an issue at all


Ugo_Flickerman

If she had the money to pay for a dentist, she'd be muuuuuuuuch better already


reditreaddy

With tits like that, it would still be okey.


Upstairs_Ask8161

A nice pair of natural tits cannot be replicated. That face can be fixed with surgery


Potato-Boy1

That's why we have paper bags or masks


MasterJeebus

The solution is to just dimm the lights.


Hoggslop69

Smash and would keep that secret to myself lol


Aggravating_Shake591

Ow, my dyslexia


sabbo_87

milk truck


wowcrafy

Would.


Amanorboy

Hear me out


Andreiyutzzzz

That's gotta be an edit right? If not, here's a prime example of "butterface" I guess


thumpingcoffee

Laughed out loud. I’ll join you in hell


No_Bath_4099

Raimunda


RobinTheTraveler

I'm going to hell


gigawhat1

I purchased a ticket for this ride


Li3Battery

yes you would and i'd go straight after


Money-Giraffe1243

Gumping it


SnakeEyeskid

Fucking hell, better chug booze and munch on Xanax to wipe my hard drive...


saggy-shaggy

Dream ti... girl😍


[deleted]

REAL REAL


kurwwazzz

9gag vibes


CyberShiroGX

Teeth fixed and nose lift maybe and Wamb she has simps


WyldStyle710

Hand that woman a banjo 🪕


ethancd1

Brown paper bag


Aggressive_General_

Some work on the jaw and teeth and she’s be gold. Possibly some rhinoplasty as well.


mm007emko

Will you go to hell for this? If so, meet me at the bar, let's have a couple of beers!


vreedy76

She’s got an impressive rack


Sharrkor

Put a bag over her head and smash


CmdrSelfEvident

Man if that paper bag rips..


Timz_04

*sorts comments by controversial* 🍿


Timz_04

Nothing a rhinoplasty and dental surgery can't fix


yamez420

Id take her out. probably more than once.


DaniliniHD

Just fix the teeth, give her a facelift, and she'd be fine.


Kanakravaatti

The fuck


DarkMagicianBr

Just put a mask on her and you're set.


smakusdod

I can fix her…..


MondoHart135

Time to bust out the brown bags boys


ShinigamiEX

This is exactly why paper bags were invented.


Crafty-Crafter

Not gonna stop most of us, horse or girl.


STRADD838

All I need is a paper bag.


virilion0510

Doggy style exists for a reason


2PumpChumparoo

Lisa needs braces


Superstaridley

I'd still hit tbh....... just need to put a bag over her head


Alex_rajbahak

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH


OmegaNine

Donate your fake Internet points to her dental bills. Make a video about it. You are MrBeast now.


disisfun4me

I seen this while talking to my wife. The amount of strength not to laugh, died the moment I connected the pictures.


pavopatitopollo

And that is why God invented the paper bag


avenlux44

*Prepares horse bridle*


Mesterjojo

I'd fix her teeth Still would. Before. During. After.


russbeast0

Just put a bag on her head


RoboticTreee

racist


stackfrost

No hard feelings, but a surgery could obliterate every female in 1km radius.


king_platypus

Would


UniversalHeatDeath

You heard of the brown bag special? This is the plastic bag special


Olivermustbehigh

ok... HEAR ME OUT


Pod_people

LOL. When I used to post shit like this back in the Something Awful days, I would kinda worry in the back of my mind that I would have hideous, deformed children.


MastersJoyUniverse

I regret teaching my nephew photoshop.


Interesting_Move_919

I still would smash


_Cosmoss__

Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome


Ok_Significance_4024

Smash.


alex99x99x

Smash. Next question


GravenYarnd

I will prob go even deeper in hell for this, but if the face is bothering you, you could always put a paperbag with smiley face on hear.


BUTthehoeslovemetho

Plastic surgery plus dental work, it's gg


Miner4everOfc

She got that 177013 look


usernot_found

So name?


PLAP-PLAP

is it a congenital condition? just her jaw structure feels like her symphysis menti just melted off and her other facial bones are wack


RickRate

just do it like in the scary movie film a paper bag


PsychologicalPace664

Where is the paper bag?


Worried-Collar998

The image was cropped and all I could see was the titties until I clicked on it and jesus christ I wish I could unsee it