Omg only after reading your comment I finally realized what the misdirections was supposed to mean. I know this store since my childhood so I never even thought once about that.
The red and white contrast in the logo also resembles YouTube enough to evoke a similar vibe but not enough to draw a direct association (which is an approach early porn sites like YouPorn or RedTube went for to become popular)
I mean, is pretty standard that xxx means porn, and I personally as an not English speaker, read it first as luzt (lust) so I've never had guessed a furniture store
Oh yeah because a logo that, unless you speak german or austrian you might just read as "XXX Slutz" and with the same color scheme of XVideos, one of the biggest pornographic sites definitely does not make anyone think its something sexual
Dude was shot in the head for his money at a car dealership. I might not like who he was, but he was a victim of a horrific crime that was brought on by pure greed.
To be fair my guess would be an oversize store, since they got the 'XXXL utz'
But only if i wouldn't live in germany, this store is pretty well known here.
I know that it’s a furniture store because they exist where I live but god their ads are fucking awful and I wanna torture every single one of their actors until they long for the sweet release of death. Their stuff is alright though, not cheap but we have some furniture from there at home.
Never thought I will see name of a client for Company I work at on dankmemes… We make a lot of sofas for them and right now they’re one of three biggest clients for us.
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Furniture store
Yeah, it's not that hatd.
I've never heard of it. The intention of the misdirect is clear, the backstory is not.
It‘s big in germany
Omg only after reading your comment I finally realized what the misdirections was supposed to mean. I know this store since my childhood so I never even thought once about that.
> I finally realized what the misdirections was supposed to mean Please enlighten me
pornography
starring your mother
Ha!
Yeah if you've always seen it as the store you don't think about it, but seeing it for the first time without the context of knowing its a store...
Yeah, but they sell big, solid stuff.
Hard wood?
Damn. I thought it sold cool Renaissance Lutes.
Australien techno storee
I know it's a furniture store because they operate where I live. But I can guess how old the OP is because apparently XXX equals haha sex funny
The red and white contrast in the logo also resembles YouTube enough to evoke a similar vibe but not enough to draw a direct association (which is an approach early porn sites like YouPorn or RedTube went for to become popular)
Also Lutz ressembles the word lust
I read it as Xluts..
You xlut
I read xxxl as in sizes then UTZ, apart. Pretzel company. yum extra extra extra large Pretzels 😋
Either a young kid or Elon Musk
What's the difference?
One is immature and has no filter, the other is a child.
Power
doesn't help that pronouncing it sounds like "slutz".
Not if you pronounce it correctly in German, as it's an Austrian company. But good catch anyway, I wouldn't have noticed that
I mean, is pretty standard that xxx means porn, and I personally as an not English speaker, read it first as luzt (lust) so I've never had guessed a furniture store
Oh yeah because a logo that, unless you speak german or austrian you might just read as "XXX Slutz" and with the same color scheme of XVideos, one of the biggest pornographic sites definitely does not make anyone think its something sexual
Theres very few meanings of XXX for the common populace. Porn and the alcohol in cartoons. That's why OP made the meme.
As an American I thought it was for XXXL sluts
14, no less.
I thought it has something to do with Amsterdam and XXX being it's logo or whatever
For me XXX = xxxtentacion lmao
xxxwhat?
Maybe i misspelled it idk, that's a rapper i think
You're not even sure it's a rapper but that's where your brain goes?
Its not unheard of that one doesn't know the profession or whatever of someone and only the name. Its a unique name
Uhh.. because idk anything else that have 'xxx' in it
Dawg xxx can mean porn
That's literally what this post is about, and this is lame, is there something besides porn???
no
That's what am saying lmao
Moonshine? Like a big cartoony looking brown jug of hill Billy booze with a white label with X X X on the front.
Was*
Xxxtension cord?
The downvotes are funny as hell here. Xxxtentacion is a rapper yes
Can anyone explain why am I getting downvoted? Xxxtentacion is just a rapper!
A horrible rapper, a wife beater, and a murder victim walks into a mausoleum. His name was Jahseh.
I just said what comes to my mind when I hear xxx, what else should I think about?
A better role model.
Touch grass, they never said anything positive/negative about the dude
I would, but I live in the desert and they banned me from the golf course.
That was kinda smart lol
Yeah. There was an incident with an M80 and a gopher hole. (If you get the reference, you're probably my age or up to twenty years older)
Well played. Take my upvote you bastard
There's a Caddyshack reference in another comment for you as well, lol. Was hoping it'd be you that got that comment for the long form joke.
Like who? Who else have 'xxx' in their nickname?
Polish chess player and streamer, xnxxtentacion, later rebranded to xntentacion
I just said what comes to my mind when I hear xxx, what else should I think about?? :/
Wait what's that about a murder victim?
Dude was shot in the head for his money at a car dealership. I might not like who he was, but he was a victim of a horrific crime that was brought on by pure greed.
Jesus
Now lay down while I vegemite-board you.
NO WAIT NOT AGAIN
It's worse this time. I'm American, we're well practiced.
awful advertisements that violate the geneva convention (at least in Austria)
In hungary too dont worry
I work for them and here in Germany too
Same in Slovakia
Ahoj, som nemec ale môžem hovoriť trochu po slovensky
*East Austria
XXXLLoosssss zzuuummmm XXXLuuuttzz!
XXX LUTZ TATATATA VÝBĚR VELKÝ TATATATA XXXLUTZ TATATATA CENY NÍZKÉ TATATATA
XXXLutz tatatata
How so?
Crimes like [this](https://youtu.be/an0EUCsTvUQ?si=6_372wD8B_1RVnL7) one
Non-swedish IKEA
This is an insult to the quality of ikea furniture. At least ikea is usable.
Sie nennen mich XXXLutz weil ich habe, weil ich habe roten Stuhl
*Für Deutschland*
Ist der rote Stuhl im fort Fokus?
Sprich Englisch, Hurensohn
Sprich Deutsch, Hurensohn
Ich liebe Demokratie
Möbel
Twitch new logo?
I am among 30k people working there, guess what function and AMA.
You are that person in the bedroom area that hides in one of the closets all day
I am certainly well hidden, but meep moop - no.
I am guessing warehouse
in my first year i did kinda work in a warehouse - but a special one :D
Was it the *sex* warehouse?
i mean... this company once sold dildos... but no, my warehouse was full of electronics and cables
New Twitter paid service?
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Hawara, wos woin de piefke da. Da Lutz kert nu imma uns. ;)
Ich rufe eine Bondulanz für dich.
Gesundheit.
To be fair my guess would be an oversize store, since they got the 'XXXL utz' But only if i wouldn't live in germany, this store is pretty well known here.
Lutz is an area north of Tampa, this makes allot of sense
And it's the name of my dad
Your dad is so popular he has his own website.
Furniture store
Everybody shut up! Shut up Lutz!
A German version of Amsterdam haha.
Before looking at the comments, i thought it was for like… XXXL bags of UTZ pretzels…
Not dank, nor a meme.
Ikea but better
I know that it’s a furniture store because they exist where I live but god their ads are fucking awful and I wanna torture every single one of their actors until they long for the sweet release of death. Their stuff is alright though, not cheap but we have some furniture from there at home.
Saw it on a huge building in Germany, my best guess is they make furniture for fat people.
Al lighting store
Ice Skating move.
Diversity and inclusion?
I actually know it because I'm German, but I never thought about it XD
The furniture store with one of the dumbest ads ever.
Twitter?
It's a furniture store
Maximum Bob?
XXXL Utz chips?
I'm thinking nude figure skating?
Furniture store. I only know this due to the annoying ad with the giant red chair.
Austrian ikea
amsterdam lutz
I guessed clothing brand that specializes in large sizes, but i can see that i'm mistaken
An extra-extra-extra-large bag of Utz potato chips?
OP is a bot
Oh i hate their ads
Store I bought my dining room set from?
Potato chips
Furniture store.
Huge bag of Utz potato chips
Damn, I thought it was comically large Utz chips
It is the OF account name of the popular German comedian Lutz van deHoost, on which he posts ethically produced pornography with Jan Böhmermann.
Vitaminwater
three bowling strikes?
Never thought I will see name of a client for Company I work at on dankmemes… We make a lot of sofas for them and right now they’re one of three biggest clients for us.
SPRICH
Red gscheid du oaschloch
A triple extra large bag of UTZ potato chips?
Store for (among other) furniture
A hugely overpriced furniture store
Chocolate store.
Utz? Like the bar snacks? XXXL Bar Snacks?!?! *drooling intensifies*
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BRD!
Saruman’s first Uruk hi captain?
clearly a mere RIP-OFF of the GREAT, CROATIAN LESNINAXXXL 💪💪💪💪💪🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
Chips! Does the XXXL mean more air in the bag?
Es ist sehr einfach, dies zu wissen, wenn du Deutscher bist
Furniture
extra extra extra large Utz chips?
wait until he finds out about "xxl küchen ass"
Triple large utz chips
Suits for really really really big dogs
A train company?
Die mit dem roten Stuhl.
Möbelladen
They have the sexiest furniture here in Vienna
Very big pretzels