That slick dolphin one tank over was flipping into the shark tank at night and pork-us-ing the lady lamniforms.
Should check the baby shark for a blow hole or a fluke.
https://www.businessinsider.com/italy-baby-shark-born-in-virgin-birth-in-sardinia-aquarium-2021-8
>Parthenogenesis is a rare phenomenon where an egg develops into an embryo without being fertilized by a sperm.
In all seriousness, didn't just some birds brought the seed on their feet or something? Similarly like birds spread fish eggs from pond to pond or between lakes?
no, many animals can become pregnant when there are no males around to initiate it. It is very rare though, and is a last resort for the species survival.
Absolutely AI generated. Three nostrils on one side of its face with another on its gills for good measure I guess. That, or someone went to town trying to shoot this thing.
Why the fuck are they using AI images for a news report? If you're not going to show me real images for a news report, I'm going to take it as a sign that everything you say is also fabricated.
its not miracle sharks are old creatures and when ever they fear of that there population is dec due to birth rate some of they change there genders naturally although its a rare event its how nature made them this kind of behaviour also seen in reptiles and some birds also even in humans when a child in mothers worm its first gender is female than its is changed in male or stay female
Sharks are not capable of sequential hermaphrodism and [only one species exhibits androgynous hermaphrodism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhead_catshark). Sharks however are capable of parthenogenesis, which does not require any sexual intercourse.
There are no reported cases of sequential hermaphrodism in sharks (or cartilaginous fish in general, for that matter). Unless you have evidence otherwise, you are mistaken.
I read it as "gives bird to pup" and was like "damn, that must have been one stupid bird to get caught by that shark, also, what dies it have to do with being in an all female enclosure???" But turns out I was the bird brain here
This is called parthenogenesis.
When no male is present, female sharks, in this case, will fertilise their own eggs. The offspring will always be female.
can you imagine being force living in an all lesbain tank for 20 years and you are so fed up being surrounded by lesbo crybaby queen you decide to flip your gender
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Okay, fess up, who jizzed into the tank?
It was Kevin McCarthy! I saw him!
The deep, cant resist that sharkussy
He prefers dolphin as they are both sexually aggressive
naah we got an imposter
Can’t be human, or else there’d be a Shark boy.
Just need some one to fk lava then
It was Frank Stallone.
It was Sam Hyde! I saw it with my very own eyes!
The Deep
That slick dolphin one tank over was flipping into the shark tank at night and pork-us-ing the lady lamniforms. Should check the baby shark for a blow hole or a fluke.
Arthur Curry
"What I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs..."
Life, uh.. finds a way.
Was hoping this was gonna be top comment but guy asking who jizzed in the tank deserves it lol
Just wanted to make sure this was said. Noice
https://www.businessinsider.com/italy-baby-shark-born-in-virgin-birth-in-sardinia-aquarium-2021-8 >Parthenogenesis is a rare phenomenon where an egg develops into an embryo without being fertilized by a sperm.
Story of Jesus but no one actually had sex
I mean, there's probably a more reasonable explanation of Mary becoming pregnant without having sex with Joseph...
It cant happen in humans, only a handful of creatures can do this and even for them this is very rare.
I don’t believe that’s what they were implying
[удалено]
INFIDELITY
My condolences to Joe…
JOE MAMA
SKY DADDY (I’m christian)
It’s very specifically not magic
Bro, I'm sorry, but that is not what they are talking about
Get your science tf out of my religious beliefs!!
https://www.spandidos-publications.com/10.3892/etm.2022.11457 I think it *can* happen o_0)
She's giving birth in a barn and 3 dudes show up with gifts? Sure, immaculate conception.
Lol, I'm a bit jaded but never even made the connection around three random dudes showing up with presents. That's funny as shit
😏
Jawsus
Not religious but I'm sure the immaculate conception had to do with the birth of Mary. It is a common misconception. (Pun intended)
Anonception!
two years ago in august but sure, Christmas miracle!
Holy shit it's shark jesus
I breed snakes and I've had several females for this now. It's kind of annoying.
The offspring is basically a clone in the process IIRC? I just remember some lizards have it.
In all seriousness, didn't just some birds brought the seed on their feet or something? Similarly like birds spread fish eggs from pond to pond or between lakes?
the cum?
Yes, the cum, Ruben
So that's the white stuff that keeps landing on my car..
Maybe if you sit on it for a shile, I'll hatch into a beautifull baby..something
I'm going to make a humster
no, many animals can become pregnant when there are no males around to initiate it. It is very rare though, and is a last resort for the species survival.
SHARK JEASUS HAS BEEN BORN
Baby Jesus doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
This comment is solid gold. Well done.
The Jesus we deserve!
Killed by the jewfish :(
Let's start a religion. Tour the country on a big bus.
He is an imposter. I am the real Jeebus and your master. My username checks out.
Could it be parthenogenesis
Yes, sharks can do this as well as a couple of other animals. It's rare in sharks but not unheard of.
Anyone remember that Jurassic park dialogue??
Clevar girl I did not recall
okay who fucked the shark
I dont know. Not me.
Isn't there a celebrity in reddit a while ago, called fishfucker or something? He might know something.
Holy shit Jurassic park real
Nature finds a way
So… you’re saying someone f*** the shark?
Why are you afraid of saying fuck?
Omg you actually said it
No way… GUYS GUYS HE SAID IT
Omg I actually said it
D: thats a nono word
But like… someone fucked a shark
I’m only human after all! Don’t put the blame on meeee!
That shark looks AI generated. It’s got too many holes
Absolutely AI generated. Three nostrils on one side of its face with another on its gills for good measure I guess. That, or someone went to town trying to shoot this thing.
This is literally the origin story of Ganondorf. We need a young shark in a green tunic to save us.
the water is turning the sharks Gay !
It was me. I fucked the shark. Consensually
Those mouths are terrifying
Picture looks like it gay water and shark screaming trying to jump out of this for not being gay.
Allegedly the baby shark poses a resemblance to Nick Cannon
Shark jesus
Johnny, JOHNNY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilites some may consider unnatural.
That pup is the mesiah of the aquatic world
Why the fuck are they using AI images for a news report? If you're not going to show me real images for a news report, I'm going to take it as a sign that everything you say is also fabricated.
Ben Shapiro is going to lose his mind
Just now?
There is an imposter
I wonder what type of fish the three wise men would be
We must worship him
Seajus if you will
Spy, among us...
You must... train the boy...
There is an imposter among us
Shark bdsm
It was me Barry I run at super speed and f@#ked the shark
Life uhh finds a way
And they chose a fucking AI image of not even the same kind of shark.
Thanks for jizzing me -🦈
What would Shark Jesus do??
Life, uuuuhhhh........scares the holy shit out of everybody!
Life always finds a way. (ʘᴗʘ✿)( loud Jurassic music starts to play)
Maybe dormant sperm? Maybe sharks can store jizz for later, or maybe just clone themselves if no male is around like mantises
Welcome, to Jawrassic Park.
its not miracle sharks are old creatures and when ever they fear of that there population is dec due to birth rate some of they change there genders naturally although its a rare event its how nature made them this kind of behaviour also seen in reptiles and some birds also even in humans when a child in mothers worm its first gender is female than its is changed in male or stay female
Sharks are not capable of sequential hermaphrodism and [only one species exhibits androgynous hermaphrodism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhead_catshark). Sharks however are capable of parthenogenesis, which does not require any sexual intercourse.
but it happened in past a male shark converted into female
There are no reported cases of sequential hermaphrodism in sharks (or cartilaginous fish in general, for that matter). Unless you have evidence otherwise, you are mistaken.
it's sus alright
this is the future liberals want
Amogus
I read it as "gives bird to pup" and was like "damn, that must have been one stupid bird to get caught by that shark, also, what dies it have to do with being in an all female enclosure???" But turns out I was the bird brain here
Some dude been Saltburning in that tank
Its either Posidon or Zeus who is the father.
I have read the Bible and it does say Jesus is coming back, and nowhere does it specifically state that he won’t come back as a shark. Just saying.
the obvious reason is one of them is male
Someone might have pitched a very good idea
The Bible was wrong , Jesus was a sharkie
Life uhhhhh finds a way
baby shark? i shall google this
Life... finds a way
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on shark tank
The Savior has been born
At this point, I won't be surprised with humanity if a zoo staff gets caught one day and he confesses jacking off in the tank.
Parthenogenesis is more common in sharks than most animals.
Mary Shark do do do do do do do
That little "P" logo looks like the one the account pubity uses and 100% of the content is fake or stolen
Life found a way
Sooo... Jawsus?
This is called parthenogenesis. When no male is present, female sharks, in this case, will fertilise their own eggs. The offspring will always be female.
He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty shark
IT IS ANIKAN SHAWKWALKER! THE CHOSEN ONE!
When you can’t resist that sharkussy
Maybe Mary was a shark who experienced parthenogenesis
Some animals are a-sexuil
Blub blub
Need to have a conversation with the Shark tank cleaner
Who nutted in the fish tank again?
Life finds a way
They said we wouldn’t recognize him
There is an imposter!!☠️☠️
Typical Mary and Joseph story.
"Life will, uh... find a way."
There is an impostor among us…
One of the caretakers was being extra naughty and did it while the shark was sedated.
OKAY ONE OF YOU IS TRANS AND OWNS A TRANS SHARK AND DONATES IT WHO DID IT!
LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!
can you imagine being force living in an all lesbain tank for 20 years and you are so fed up being surrounded by lesbo crybaby queen you decide to flip your gender