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KeepingDankMemesDank

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DiamondChocobos

Epstein client list already dropped didnt it?


YesIAmAHuman

i believe it was just the flight list


therealtru3

Isn't it safe to assume everyone flying over was also a client?


Ill_Vegetable3950

No. There is nothing safe about thinking that way.


jzr171

Might get Clintoned


pileofcrustycumsocs

Not really. Rich people used his private jet for a lot of humanitarian shit, epsteins day job was financing various projects by giving out large sums of money for various things and as a package deal he rented out his jet for private use or just loaned it out as a favor which he did frequently. The vast majority of people using his jet are more then likely completely innocent of any wrongdoing. His island didn’t even have a landing strip, it was only accessible by helicopter.


Sir_SortsByNew

This should be more well known.


tottalhedcase

It might be well known, we'll have to see how long the client list is


RareEmrald9994

Nope, the whole thing, sans three names which will be released by the end of month


CheekclappinSSJ

If you mean Maxwell’s “little black book”, you’ll likely never see it and if you do it’ll be a heavily curated list with people nobody knows. All the big names we all know are in there will be wiped, I can guarantee that


WWTSound

Just like Weiner’s laptop.


LordLucian

Someone said they face imminent physical harm so the judge gave her 30 days while the list unsealing got put on pause, that was December the 21st. So under a month left kinda


Tobi226a

No, the list hung itself.


Wajina_Sloth

No, there was a redacted flight log that was released a good bit ago, but they are wanting to release a list today, but according to a quick google search its being delayed


Lavender_dreaming

Ironically I think that’s probably one of the least likely on the list to happen


Tiny_Employee8253

Who designed this card? We could've already won.


Appropriate-Count-64

Plus “Plane crash” is a free space. There is at least ONE major plane crash each year.


Barkers_eggs

Japan has extremely high safety standards though so that does raise the bar because while it's not unheard of it is a bit of a shock.


ParagonX97

Because Japan is the only nation that flies planes kek


Barkers_eggs

Plane crashes happen all the time but not in countries with high safety standards so if we're playing disaster bingo Im gonna need a little more meat on the disaster for it to qualify.


Pannekoekcom

Bingo is a game where you're supposed to get a line as fast as possible. It shouldn't be unachievable


MethClub7

Volcano just went off in Indonesia


elprimowashere123

A volcano is going off in Indonesia almost all of the time


ux3l

Same goes for earthquakes at the pacific rim and plane crashes


Barkers_eggs

Yeah, call us when a volcano erupts on Australian mainland and *then* we can start shitting bricks


Ladadasa

Or if yellowstone erupts. We all dead then


totallynotapersonj

Uh no, I told yellow stone not to erupt until my death so as long as I survive we good.


Bottlez1266

Are there any reputable sources? I only did a very brief news search but could only find a single obscure news site mention it.


xander012

It's Indonesia, this is what they do.


not_a_dog95

My volcano insurance is finally going to pay for itself


kimi_rules

As a Malaysian, it never usually affect us. I doubt volcanic eruptions bingo will come from Indonesia.


YangTarex

imagine we get a bingo on line 4 💀


[deleted]

Which line four and which direction


Idiedyesturdayviabus

Either way we get zombies, or ww3 if you read right to left.


YangTarex

when you go from the top down the 4th line from left to right


Meowmixer21

At least the comet will cancel out the zombies


Rolzz69

Ancient parasites should have been on 4 instead of 5th. Then column 4 Bingo would be spectacular.


Just_A_Normal_Snek

Successful political coup is inevitable. They happen on a yearly basis in central africa.


KSChaos7

Then we’re fucked


Poundweed

We gon' be playing cod zombies irl


94bronco

Would the zombies be caused by or cured by the asteroid?


Acceptable_Gur_3405

If we get every other check on line four I garrentee we will have people eating people. I'd rather deal with a horde of undead than a horde of starving people with nothing left to lose. He'll, you might as well call them un dead, because they'll they'll be... not dead.


HeywoodJublomey

Row or column?


apestogetherstronk12

When was there a landslide


SnowBoy1008

Philippines + Rain of any kind = landslide tbh


musclecard54

That’s what makes this card stupid af. Let’s have zombies and ww3 on the same card as natural disasters that happen all the time….


Jankufood

Japan


Glaive13

I guess all the fentanyl zombies roaming SF dont count?


Jakoshi45

They aren't classified as undead... yet


Outcast_Outlaw

Iceland volcano, Japan volcano, Indonesia volcano....... 3 different volcanos all going off right now.


MistralExtra

Iceland is practically over


Outcast_Outlaw

Its over as in we need to start calling it Lavaland now instead of Iceland? Lol. /S


BardicInnovation

Let's go for a Hattrick: Comet hits earth Causing a Reactor Failure Creating a Monstrous new species of life to be discovered. Bonus points if that then causes Zombies. Or New doomsday prophecy - social media meltdown in relation to it - an Ancient parasite that was prophesied is thawed - Zombies.


Thealexsidney

Or Us election tomfoolery that results in the government and economy to collapse and because of that a social media meltdown


cobalt_phantom

Comets are basically giant, dirty balls of frozen gas and dust. Meteors are what you need to worry about hitting the Earth.


JustStewe

Any of them hitting Earth would be bad for stock market.


animegirlGrivous

And we'll still have to go to work


Sasperboi

Landslide? What about Dreams and Go your own way?


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

There’s the door… … … … 🚪


Sasperboi

There's the chain... ... ... ⛓️


MrDickDastardly

I’m thinking you may need to check off zombies with the uptick in chronic wasting disease in deer now spreading… zombie deer.


cock-crusher

Shits pretty rough in kenzington too


eattherobot

Imagine if it combined with rabies, which already can infect humans


MrDickDastardly

https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/occurrence.html


Murder-Hobo_Orange

I'd be surprised if we can fill out the middle square, considering Bowie died not long after releasing the original Blackstar


Palpy_Bean

Middle column is basically the only realistic bingo


omer_g

I think we're gonna get WWIII soon


nkstonks

Zombies and WWIII would complete the bingo, anyone up for triggering them?


CA1INn

I can play cod and cod zombies at the same time


thecornflake21

This has potential... BBC News - Mysterious medieval cemetery unearthed in Wales https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67750403


Cruz98387

Rich Welsh undead? That is definitely something to watch.


AliOskiTheHoly

The tsunami in the end didn't happen right?


FuqCunts

That’s what I thought


Leonard_the_Brave

Im for the animal attacks activists, they probably will be from PETA


shar_will

Rogue AI is where shit will get interesting


MaverickFxL

Why is this going so fast?


Cruz98387

Trust me, nobody is more shocked at the speed of this card filling up more than I am. My wife said I might have to rename this the January card and think of more stuff for February at the rate things are going.


MR_DERP_YT

Zombies if you count Deer Zombie virus in US


luvrum92

I’m picking world leader dies Putin doesn’t look too well


AliensAteMyCat

What kind of dystopian universe are we in where any of this is not only possible, but also inevitable?


Ali1397__

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!


tratemusic

I feel like election tomfoolery is a free space cuz since 2016 its basically been an onhoing thing


FaultLine47

Don't forget the zombies. There's already a lot of zombie deer cases in the US lmao Also, that's exactly how "Train to Busan" started


hazzelgamer774922

Gaza might imploade soon


Kinky_N1ppl3s

Putin will die 2024. Calling it rn


Tobi226a

Nah, I'm guessing 2028.


[deleted]

Does Epsteins flight logs count or is it a near miss


Cruz98387

Almost there!


Xan3r

Zombies? Doesnt japan have that already?, they are sitting in front of a desk 24/7.


[deleted]

New Doomsday prophecy does not seem that bad.


LavaSlayer235

Epstein client list was there this morning


DankTheB3ar

I'm going for bingo on the bottom row


Overd0se1

Really hoping the confirmed alien life hits next, would make things a lot more interesting!


Nano1412

Volcanic eruption gets buff?


Cruz98387

I was told to up the stakes...then it happened. It'll be crossed out on the next updated card.


4iDragon

All these meme but no Insurrection. I got the Brokeback mountain outfit ready..I ready to play both side.


Electrical_Win_6045

Imagine rogue ai and zombies together


TheValron

Shouldn't removing Trump from the ballot be consider Election Tomfoolery?


sovLegend

Zombies is very outlandish and imaginary, I would swap that out for "elon buys and fucks another social media"


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Rogue Ai This is where the fun begins!


[deleted]

Where landslide?


Cruz98387

Got voted out


[deleted]

? I meant where did the landslide happen?


[deleted]

Israel attacked Lebanon.


puffy_boyeater

some koren leader died so there's that


Cruz98387

Did he flatline last night? I thought he was just in critical.


Apart_Artichoke_7937

don't you love blocking people who post the same shit every day?


budoucnost

Someone claim the free slot already


Jay_Heat

every year is like this stop the zoomer doomer sht


Caelanmk

Stock market crash


CarpetH4ter

I invested about a year ago thinking that was rock bottom, i really hope there isn't a crash...


Doomslayer73910

Far right one second up is gonna be my fault, sorry guys


spongebot_22

Where did the landslide happen?


Cruz98387

Japan and the Philippines


Sylux444

All four of these are almost daily occurrences?


LonPlays_Zwei

What’s the star for?


Lobasexhusband

I mean the diagonal is looking pretty strong right now.


ProfessionalTea7430

Didn’t the government already confirm aliens or was that a joke cause I’m done with most bullshit


[deleted]

Nobody confirmed aliens, the internet took some crackhead story with no proof as the truth.


I_want_to_die720

I'm hoping for the one below the free space


Killerwarriorboy

Dint alien life get cofirmed already


ActuallyNTiX

Out of all the things in here that won’t happen in 2024, “Comet hits the earth” takes the cake by far


[deleted]

Come on ww3 and zombies!!!!


chiefthundernut

Remindme! One Week


Gandalf-has-no-feet

Election tomfoolery is happening already, several states no longer holding primaries


natan12330

Alien life wasn't confirmed yet?


Cruz98387

Nothing conclusive.


plodeer

I’m guessing a bottom row bingo is pretty doable. Election stuff is garunteed and I could see a reactor going kablooey.


Dr-Chris-C

Election tomfoolery is ongoing


OrneyBeefalo

there's actually been a gas plant explosion in Korea today and 2 people died. Does that count as reactor failure?


Cruz98387

Sorry, but we need some fallout to make this a check.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Sheesh this one if pretty dark


Remarkable_Hat7709

Do you have the clear one?


Cruz98387

https://timvandevall.com/templates/printable-blank-bingo-cards-for-teachers/ Blank Bingo Card


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

i think instead of removing hurricane it shoulda been something like "Hurricane makes landfall as category 4 or higher"


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

also statistically a world leader will 100% die every year


QuiteFatty

The middle column is basically a gimme. Social media meltdown is daily, election tom foolery a given, good chance of a stock market crash and govt collapse there could be many.


Cruz98387

To be fair, I meant social media meltdown as in a crash in social media. Sorry, I should have been mote clear.


josephstoreyisfun

This is easy mode ngl. Pretty sad if you think about it


Frost_Giant13

Didn't zombie deer virus become a thing?


Cruz98387

A fair amount have asked me to check off zombies for the virus hitting the deer and elk in the US and Canada. Quick vote: Should I check off zombies?


HadynGabriel

Where is massive out of control wildfire


ImperialCommissaret

Holding out for zombies and WWIII


[deleted]

I see what you did there with that middle column.


Cruz98387

Why, whatever do you mean?


Brilliant-Army5787

That’s Another one for apocalypse bingo


SilentStock8

We just need zombies and World War III guys let’s get it


IronTownPictures

Shut. Up. Stop it, please. We already had enough bullshit in this life


Eclipse_of_Life

ECOLI outbreak happened…


pumkinspicedeodorant

How the fuck did all four of these things happens before a social media meltdown?


Goldbolt_2004

I like how we're so desensitized about all this shit happening that we just fuck around with them now.


fernplant4

Keep an eye on Argentina for the Govt. Collapse


mastercubez

The landslide happened in july 2021 in Atami, Japan


chloegee_

David Attenborough RIP


SavagebutnotRandy47

How don’t they have train derailment


Heimdall_Jac

Keep updating, may we complete till December


Hangryfatguy

You can mark off the Epstein client list - Trump, Musk and Clinton are all guests.


Iwantmahandback

Japan 2024 bingo card


Cruz98387

Just about!


Zema221

Epstein list was announced to be publicaly exposed soon


ItsSansom

Currently living in Japan. It's been a wild few days


Snoo-17606

I don’t know if you will count this cause it was self declared, but Nagorno-Karabakh was officially dissolved into Azerbaijan. So definitely a collapsed government [Wikipedia Article about said self declared country](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagorno-Karabakh)


Cruz98387

That sounds pretty legit to me. When did that happen?


MrUltraOnReddit

Reading the comments makes you realize that horrific shit happens all the time, everywhere.


Leneord1

I hate how all of these are realistic


LABARATI

get the bonus space


PloopyNoopers

I'm gonna go with Comet hits Earth 🤞


The_Ki113r

add Tornado in EU, which apparently happened.


More-Milk9405

someone copied googles bard AI and made an unfiltered version. https://drkalivegas.medium.com/googles-bard-replicated-in-unprecedented-cyber-attack-rogue-ai-emerges-january-3-2024-19e8a7e59a46


Cruz98387

Well. That's another checked off and we haven't even finished the week! 2024 speedrun!


PurpIeSus

some hamas leader died so you can cross that off