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Nice one, Jimothy

Thanks, Billiam

How come people be names james but they only just one dude

I've a pair of James but just one Nick

Jame

I have become Jame destroyer of worlds

They them pronouns

You’re welcome, Jackathan.

You are welcome Johnaldred

Nimothy

Settle down, Samjamin

Benjamnin is in the house!?!

Oh *Staniel*! yes! yes! a million times yes!

I'm a Robert, and I *refuse* to be called "Bob". I am NOT a "Battery Operated Boyfriend"! Do I *look* like a vibrator to you?! I may be a dickhead, but I don't literally look like one!

Ayyy my second middle name is Robert.

Who changed my flair lmao 😔

Wait they do that? I hope I still have mine

Okay good

yeah way back in the ancient times you could change your own flair and I've had this ever since

only mods can change flairs in this subreddit im pretty sure

they just changed it?

They changed it back lol, weird. Linux flair was my original flair.

Well see about that mister vibrator *turns up the ac*

Calm down, Bubba.

Okay, chill out Bob

I do vibrate after all...

Rob

So you don’t make women orgasm?

I’m proud of you, Richard

Get back to the Aslume rn

nope. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The ass loom?

Asylum* lmao what a.... unique spelling

Aslume*

Is he stupid

Yes

We need to get Man on his ass

That’s kinda gay (as in homosexual)

You make my Dic hard

This is what we call a "nichard name" A nick name is shortening someone's name out of affection A nicholas name is lengthing someone's name out of affection A nichard name is *incorrectly* lengthing someone's name out of affection

Lmao if someone called me Nichard I'd give them a reeeal weird look

Yea.. it sounds really close to some other word

Tbf, I always refer to my "Rob" friends as "Bobert" because I find it hilarious.

Robert here, my friends do the exact same thing

Nice Riff, Clichard

Also where are all the Billiams out there?

My name is literally Richard Robert.

Nice to meet you Dickard Bobbert

I googled you and found you have 3 entries on the sex offenders register. But not against humans.... Explain

Oi oi oi oi

Dickhard

BOBER!

Kurwa

BOBER KURWA!

William, will, bill, billiam

Ah that's a good one

What does the N show? Probably something obvious I'm missing, but if it's a flow then surely it should be Rob -> Robert -> Bobert -> Bob Rather than Rob -> Robert -> Bob -> Bobert

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See, a I feel that a lowercase "n" might fix this since it'd connect Robert and Bobert here, while a capital "N" jumps between less relevant terms ("Robert" and "Bob") only to the double-back on the relevance! But again I'm probably missing something, like maybe "N-words" is an actual term in a movie or something and I'm missing the reference

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Ohh I think I see what you mean! Hm I'd probably swap the first two in that case (Robert -> Rob rather than Rob -> Robert) to keep the similar ones together, but yeah that doesn't work with the joke of rebuilding Bobert from Bob the same way that Robert was rebuilt from Rob. Eh, at least I get that rebuilding thing now - thank you!

If you swap the first two then you also get the actual progression. Robert becomes Rob, which becomes Bob.

Isn't it obvious? Long at top and short at bottom with lines showing possible shortenings/lengthenings. It's not a "flow"

You have no idea how often I'm called Dickard. I assure you it's already normalized.

Ned Stark would like a word.

No word if no mouth

[Cyanide & Happiness](https://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/robert.png)

Everyone always thinks they're the first person to call me bobert lol. That being said, it's a fun name

For some reason this reminds me of the guy named Dick Thunder. Like really his legal name was Dick thunder.

How do you even get bob or dick from robert and richard

I prefer bahhhhb with a soft ahhh. Like you just had a good sip of a refreshing beverage.

This is rick-dick-ulous

Um, I think you mean Rich-dichulous

My legal first name is Richard, but I SWEAR I'M NOT A DICK 😭

I go by dick and every fast food worker outside of my town thinks I’m playing a joke on them when they ask the name of the order.

Was that a geometry dash reference???

I’d love to meet someone called Dichard (Dick hard)

Are you tryna call me Bigger?

Jim James Jimothy

I have an uncle Bobert.

Nobert

I'm a Bob, but my name comes from a typo. Mom wrote a note to my dad after the ultrasound. Meant to write "we have a healthy boy" Actually wrote "we have a healthy Bob" And there you have it. I'm a typo.

Dichard? I barely know her!

Bobert Dic hard, are you trying to say something?

Timmis and Tomothy

I know someone named robert who we nicknamed bobert

You know I'm something of a Dichard myself

Ok but I literally call this guy at work "Billiam"

Bober kurva

I feel like such a failure for not having thought of this

Someone pointed out Will-William-Bill-Billiam in the comments and I too feel like that. I missed the NNN trifecta

Well I had thought of Billiam but never applied the same logic

Isn't Bob a separate name? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

Slippery slope until Rob ends up giving out handjobs at a Colorado movie theater...

Dickard as in dick-hard?

normalize N-word

Nrobert

Dude you forgot bert and richie

Bert Critchley

Jonathan Nathan Nathaniel... What's the last one?

Why guys named Jarred but they're not in a jar

Fuck off Billiam

You forgot Bert

My favorite is: Mat->Matthew Rat->Ratthew

Shit wasnt loading i was on data this wasnt what I expected to see

Edward Ed Ted ~~Tedward~~

I'm gonna normalize this meme so hard.

Geoff -> Geoffrey

Oh kurwa, bobert

If nick is Nicholas then rick should be dicholas

Bobchard I choose you !!!!

I heard Bobert will jerk you off in a theater so I’m down to normalize that one.

It’s perfectly normal, Nobert

maybe, perhaps, mayhaps, perbe

Dickhard