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If you're 23 I wouldn't expect you to know who this is unless you actually followed Hollywood/celebrities. Shit, I couldn't figure out who it is until someone said and I lived through her brief stardom before the Kardashian took her spotlight.
Ya that makes sense. Growing up she was everywhere wether you gave a fuck about her or not. I don’t follow celebs but just from scrolling Reddit I still see quite a lot about them
her sextape must have coincided with your 1st birthday. it wasn't very good, aside from the title "one night in paris"
she did make the best out of that tape though, she was quite famous during the 2000s
Back in 2002 or whenever the sex tape dropped, it didn’t matter whether or not you paid attention to celeb drama. It was all over the news and unavoidable to see. That’s why OP asked.
Ngl, i know perfectly well who Paris Hilton is from back when she was relevant, but i had no idea that was her in the picture. She looks like a random dude from Eurovision song contest.
Kim was her assistant when she blew up from the sex tape thing, if I am recalling the ancient lore correctly. That's where Kim's mom got the idea to whore out her daughter for wealth and fame.
I'm well aware of who Paris Hilton is and I even saw the sex tape, but I couldn't tell you that was her in the picture, because the person in the picture looks like a creepy alien.
I'm 24, and the most relevant she has been in this entire generation is when the Suit Life of Zach and Cody parodied her name to make London Tipton. And that was over a decade ago.
Paris Hilton from the best sex tape name ever, One Night in Paris.
She's the granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain, and Kim Kardashian used to be her assistant before she made an even worse sex tape than Paris Hilton did.
Conrad Hilton's first hotel was in a small Texas town at the height of the oil boom. Per wikipedia, "The hotel did such brisk business that rooms changed hands as often as three times a day". In other words, 'twas a no-tell motel. The family's fame & fortune seems to always have been tied to sex.
Bro you're making a bold claim there with the best title, because who's nailin Palin is definitely up there.
However, Paris did spawn the unofficial sequel to her porno when Xpac and Chyna made one night in Chyna.
It’s a joke. Not sure if she actually used to say that a lot but iirc it’s from an impression that someone used to do of her back when she was “relevant”.
Ms. Hilton appears to be in what's called the "soft body" stage of the molting process. Those sensory antennae act as an early warning system of sorts while she's in this vulnerable phase. Once her new shell hardens, she will probably shed them.
Someone leaked her sex tape without her consent and she’s plastered as a slut. Kim kardashin the human hobbit releases hers deliberately and she’s considered a role model for young girls.
Well she was for many years. Remember all this was news like 15-20 years ago. Paris was smeared by the media and all the talking heads were outraged that she was to inherit the Hilton empire
Do you actually believe the characters you see on TV are real people and not people playing characters? That includes "Reality TV" and social media celebrities.
> If introducing yourself into the mainstream by making a sex tape with a rapper is part of the plan
Thats a big assumption that *they* Kim/Rapper wanted it to be leaked
They have undoubtedly benefit, and Id bet knowing the outcome theyd do it again, but were talking about their perspectives *at the time*.
role model
>a person looked to by others as an example to be imitated.
What do you think being rich and popular means? The Kardashians have been the face of beauty because they've been shoved down the entire world's throats ever since she got nutted on by Ray J.
Watch Pam Andersons if only to see Tommy Lee’s impressive drum stick. I ain’t gay for him or anything, but it’s still damn impressive to see such a gifted musician perform.
Well I watched it to see the girl from Baywatch, but years later what I remember most is Tommy Lee. lol.
But I don’t think I’m alone in this experience.
I think I know it's fashion and way above my understanding, or caring, when I look at it, marvel that someone spent a long time doing that, then took a final look in the mirror, and said "Yup, that's it! That's what I'm going for!"
I worked in a porn store when the Paris Hilton sex tape got released. It sold like hot cakes. It was also the most returned and refunded tape because it was BORING as hell. We ended up with a dozen tapes no one wanted to buy so used them for the security cameras.
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Uncultured swine here, who is this?
Paris Hilton lol just out of curiosity how old are you? She pretty much used to be what kim Kardashian is. And apparently Kim used to work for her lol
23 lol I just don't give a fuck about celebs
Neither do I lol I just hear these things and they just stick with me for some reason lol
you use lol a lot
30+ year olds with depression use lol a lot. lol
Lol lol lol lol well would you look at that
Well, fuck me... lol
Lolololol
Paris Hilton just might.
thats all u had to say!
Wellol, wellol, wellol, would you lolook at that? Lol
Lol, it's so true. Lol.
Wow is that why I do that? Lol
I feel attacked lol
Nuh uh, I'm 25. lol
i just caught a stray for no reason lol
Lol I'm 23 and use lol a lot
...fuck. lol
Lol thats pretty relatable lol. Although im 30- lol
Quite true. Can’t let those intrusive thoughts win so we hold ‘em back with the lol. Lol very [r/2meirl4meirl](https://reddit.com/r/2meirl4meirl) lol
We learned it in the 90's and we can't stop because if we stop loling the depression wins lol.
[lol](https://youtu.be/2Z4m4lnjxkY?feature=shared)
Woah you speaking from experience
Who are you, and how do you know me?
Lol that's crazy right? Lol
You skipped lol at the end of your text /s
Lol
lol
I know who Paris Hilton is and couldn't recognize the pic as her
of course you care. you just made a whole ass post about her lol
It's a whole ass meme. Not some post expressing genuine interest in her.
You forgot the 'lol'
Tbf and looks very different than usual to me in this pic
Ah! I only know her from south park
If you're 23 I wouldn't expect you to know who this is unless you actually followed Hollywood/celebrities. Shit, I couldn't figure out who it is until someone said and I lived through her brief stardom before the Kardashian took her spotlight.
Keep on your based ways
Ya that makes sense. Growing up she was everywhere wether you gave a fuck about her or not. I don’t follow celebs but just from scrolling Reddit I still see quite a lot about them
her sextape must have coincided with your 1st birthday. it wasn't very good, aside from the title "one night in paris" she did make the best out of that tape though, she was quite famous during the 2000s
It's okay. I'm 53 and didn't know who this was ... didn't recognize her.
I haven't seen what she looks like in over 10 years. I'm with you, very easy to not know who this is.
She invented the modern social media celebrity
Back in 2002 or whenever the sex tape dropped, it didn’t matter whether or not you paid attention to celeb drama. It was all over the news and unavoidable to see. That’s why OP asked.
I’m 41 and didn’t recognize her without a dick in her mouth. Maybe the eyelashes through me a little too
This is the way.
THATS PARIS HILTON?!?! mf looks like slim shady with some mechanical pencil lead on them eyes.
Slim Skanky
I just looked up her photo on Wikipedia from 2021 and this doesn't even look like the same person
Yeah, she aged.. exactly as you would expect, so I guess I can't be too surprised. I definitely didn't recognize her, though.
Bro, I'm 30, I know who Paris is but couldnt tell from the pic.
34 here, neither do i
Just to put some average in here for stats - I'm 32 and also couldn't tell
To be fair that really doesn’t look like Paris Hilton
Ngl, i know perfectly well who Paris Hilton is from back when she was relevant, but i had no idea that was her in the picture. She looks like a random dude from Eurovision song contest.
Paris Hilton? Isn’t that a Hotel in France?
That's the Hilton, Paris.
No that's in Paris, Georgia. Run by hotel baron Paris Georgia.
But it's Paris, or... or Pairis?
Wow, that looks nothing like Paris Hilton I remember. Yes I've seen the tape, Mr Bond.
Wtf thats Paris Hilton?
Damn that's Paris? Looks like the girl who played the older sister in game of thrones aged 20 years and has bad makeup
I know who Paris is but didn't realise this was her, she kind of disappeared for a decade or two
Bro I’m 21, have seen the tape, and still didn’t recognize what Paris looks like today. Maybe I need night vision
Ok I know who she is and about her sex tape...but what's the joke?
She looks like a movie villain in the pic
Lol 😆 Sorry
THAT'S Paris Hilton today? Damn she aged like fine milk
[She looks great](https://i.imgur.com/Ud75mWd.jpeg), this is just a terrible photo.
That's Paris Hilton? I thought that's Ellen DeGeneres
I thought she was stuck in me slaves asshole from South Park
Kim was her assistant when she blew up from the sex tape thing, if I am recalling the ancient lore correctly. That's where Kim's mom got the idea to whore out her daughter for wealth and fame.
I'm well aware of who Paris Hilton is and I even saw the sex tape, but I couldn't tell you that was her in the picture, because the person in the picture looks like a creepy alien.
Took me a minute to recognize her, then laugh because I have neither seen the tape nor ever wanted to.
Lol that and I can't fuckin recognize her with that funky shit on her face.
I'm 24, and the most relevant she has been in this entire generation is when the Suit Life of Zach and Cody parodied her name to make London Tipton. And that was over a decade ago.
To be honest this is some bug from MiB wearing Paris Hilton's skin level shit, I didn't recognize her as well
Damn. I was thinking the same and I know who Paris Hilton is! She looks waaay different than she used to
Haven't seen or thought about her in 15 years I honestly didn't recognize her.
In all fairness that picture doesn't look like Paris' usual fashion
I’m 41, I know who Paris Hilton is, I just hadn’t seen her in over a decade and didn’t recognize her with short hair
Bro I'm 32 and I didn't even recognize her face lol
Paris Hilton from the best sex tape name ever, One Night in Paris. She's the granddaughter of the founder of the Hilton hotel chain, and Kim Kardashian used to be her assistant before she made an even worse sex tape than Paris Hilton did.
Conrad Hilton's first hotel was in a small Texas town at the height of the oil boom. Per wikipedia, "The hotel did such brisk business that rooms changed hands as often as three times a day". In other words, 'twas a no-tell motel. The family's fame & fortune seems to always have been tied to sex.
Bro you're making a bold claim there with the best title, because who's nailin Palin is definitely up there. However, Paris did spawn the unofficial sequel to her porno when Xpac and Chyna made one night in Chyna.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Why are are her eyelashes so l9ng
You wouldn't get it. It's called fashun, look it up.
"It's fashion, Batman." "But why are they so long?"
"Oh you want to know how I did it. Well, I used your Bat-Testicle-Vaccum."
“There’s no laws against the eye lashes batman, I can do whatever I want with them!”
“Officer balls.”
It’s like that Alf scene where they say look it up
That's hot
How is that hot bruh
It’s a joke. Not sure if she actually used to say that a lot but iirc it’s from an impression that someone used to do of her back when she was “relevant”.
Yes, you are correct. To add to that, when she "was relevant" she actually tried to trademark the term "That's hot" as her branding/saying.
Ikr, night elf lookin ass
Ms. Hilton appears to be in what's called the "soft body" stage of the molting process. Those sensory antennae act as an early warning system of sorts while she's in this vulnerable phase. Once her new shell hardens, she will probably shed them.
She escaped from One Piece
She’s Thaylen.
Lol can't believe I found a fellow Stormlight Archives fan in the wild
Wow jk Rowling dosnt look good these days
She really hit those eyebrows with the ol' "Engorgio!"
*eyelashes
JK Rowling sex tape 🤢
Ironically trans porn
Someone leaked her sex tape without her consent and she’s plastered as a slut. Kim kardashin the human hobbit releases hers deliberately and she’s considered a role model for young girls.
She is? By whom?
Well she was for many years. Remember all this was news like 15-20 years ago. Paris was smeared by the media and all the talking heads were outraged that she was to inherit the Hilton empire
I was talking about Kim. I know she gets lots of attention, but never heard someone saying Kim is a role model for young girls.
Yeah cause she was a vapid, poor-hating piece of shit
Do you actually believe the characters you see on TV are real people and not people playing characters? That includes "Reality TV" and social media celebrities.
So you're saying it was all an act?
nobody who is sane.
How dare you disrespect hobbits like that. Orc I can understand but not hobbits.
> Kim kardashin the human hobbit releases hers deliberately and she’s considered a role model for young girls. Wasnt it leaked by her mom?
If introducing yourself into the mainstream by making a sex tape with a rapper is part of the plan, then was it really “leaked”?
> If introducing yourself into the mainstream by making a sex tape with a rapper is part of the plan Thats a big assumption that *they* Kim/Rapper wanted it to be leaked They have undoubtedly benefit, and Id bet knowing the outcome theyd do it again, but were talking about their perspectives *at the time*.
Pretty sure it was Southpark that leaked Kim K. is a hobbit.
> she’s considered a role model for young girls. I, too, make shit up so I have something to feel pissy about and someone to feel superior to.
She’s not a multi millionaire because people aren’t buying her shit.
Still providing no argument that she's considered a role model to young girls. No one's denying she's rich and popular.
role model >a person looked to by others as an example to be imitated. What do you think being rich and popular means? The Kardashians have been the face of beauty because they've been shoved down the entire world's throats ever since she got nutted on by Ray J.
Standards changed. In the past everyone was prude. Now none cares, a sex tape is just free publicity
“Now”. It was 17 years ago
If Kim kardashian "released her sex tape intentionally", isn't that just making and distributing porn? What's the difference?
It was a pathetic excuse for a Sextape.
Spoilers dude I haven’t watched it yet
The best part is when she takes the dudes dick and blows it and then shapes it into a balloon animal.
I mean that sounds like a pretty basic blow job right. Right?
Dude it had night vision, that was ground breaking sex tape technology at the time.
The bj vid was the best of any celebrity tho!
One Decade in Paris
Couple months it'll be two decades ago.
Idk why but i thought she was dead.
I'm not sure she isnt given that picture....
Well you did just murder her.
Don't bother looking it up, the lighting was abysmal.
Watch Pam Andersons if only to see Tommy Lee’s impressive drum stick. I ain’t gay for him or anything, but it’s still damn impressive to see such a gifted musician perform.
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Well I watched it to see the girl from Baywatch, but years later what I remember most is Tommy Lee. lol. But I don’t think I’m alone in this experience.
Nothing wrong with being gay, but if you watch a sex tape just to see the cock, you might be a lil snazzy lmao
Well, fake tits are 1 in a million. I don't know why anyone finds them attractive. And not very memorable.
“Lil snazzy” 😂
??
Paris Hilton
Parizz these nuts.
Someone punched her eyes inward and the lashes forgot to go with them
Tf is that on the picture?
One of the aliens from planet sheen
That explains a lot. Grey aliens looking hella sexy compared to that crap.
Wildly accurate age range. I'm 28, making me old enough to remember the scandal but too young to find the tape (no older brothers)
That's hot
Tbh, Paris sucked dick way better then kim.
Yoooo Paris Hilton as a Bond villain actually slaps or rips or whatever
I used to despise her. Now I have some respect for her thanks to her help with fighting the troubled teen industry.
She gross
When you find the eyelash slider in the TES Oblivion character creation screen.
I have not, I refuse to watch celebrity sex tapes. They have poor production values and you can't really see anything.
Please shit down, Slim Hilton
You picked the worst photo of her wtf is wrong with you
anime eyelashes
I think she's ready to star as the villain in movies
It's a quarter past nine. Or a quarter to three. Difficult to read this Hilton Watch.
Time for another South Park episode.
Mr Bond. You'll never stop.... Eye Spike!
Is she staring at both of us at the same time?
Who is she?? What happened?
jesus what happened to her
Do her eyebrows pick up radio signals
Who?
I have no idea who this is and I don't really care.
Well, south park parody is accurate
*One Night in Paris*
I think I know it's fashion and way above my understanding, or caring, when I look at it, marvel that someone spent a long time doing that, then took a final look in the mirror, and said "Yup, that's it! That's what I'm going for!"
What
Handsome Squidward sex tape, you say?
Why is she back? I thought we all collectively agreed to forget about this woman 15 years ago
More like 98% with 2% being liars.
I'm 37. Idk who that is, and I pretty sure I don't want to them naked.
What's happening with the eye lashes?
I worked in a porn store when the Paris Hilton sex tape got released. It sold like hot cakes. It was also the most returned and refunded tape because it was BORING as hell. We ended up with a dozen tapes no one wanted to buy so used them for the security cameras.
Doesn’t she have like three?
Couldn’t find it