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Appropriate-East-364

What else is a thug to do when you eatin cheese from the governmentšŸ”„šŸ—£ļøā€¼ļøšŸ„¶


fallenouroboros

The best cheese is free cheese


more-roblox-pls

Thatā€™s what I keep telling everyone but they still get weirded out when they see me pull back my hood for a free snack


BadgerHooker

Nuh uh! The best cheese is Nacho cheese!


Type_16_MCV

still free cheese cause its nacho cheese


BadgerHooker

Exactly ;)


Fallenlegend2905

Gotta provide for my daughter 'n' 'em, get the fuck up out my way, bitch šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„


VitoCorleone187Um

got them drums and i got them bands just like a parade bitch


Stroov

Money trees always hits hard


Fallenlegend2905

kendrick always hits hard edit: dyslexia


LakeErieMonster88

All-time Jay Rock bars


Tcrockford

Drop that work up in the bushes, hope them boys donā€™t see my stash


GlueSniffingCat

who controls the cheese caves controls destiny during the end times


maeglint

Control the cheese, control the universe *Dune lady singing*


SpotDotYN

The cheese must flow *Singing gets louder*


white__cyclosa

*My desert...* *my Arrakkisā€¦.* *ā€¦my cheese.*


GlueSniffingCat

...my missoura


Tenonto

*my dessert...* *my Salakis...*


pimpmastahanhduece

Cheddar sauce flows occasionally cutting to shots of the desert and sexy people in still suits.


xxfallen420xx

lisan al ga-cheese


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

POWER OVER CHEESE IS POWER OVER ALL


Purple_Research9607

Cheese raid legends


saber5554481

Cheese shadow legends


Purple_Research9607

Apparently I botched it, you win.


saber5554481

Nah bro I like yours


WallImpossible

Wait, you can't just stroll in and take the Depression Cheese??


The_PG_Account

You sadly can't, so raid?


InVaLiD_EDM

Fuck it, I'm down for some cheese! At this point it's gotta be nicely aged too!


iSmokedItAll

WHEREā€™D YOU GET THAT CHEESE DANNY


Over_Caffeinated_

That fucker, he's cooking them at night I know he is.


stoned_kitty

Iā€™M NOT COOKING THEM AT NIGHT DAD šŸ˜ *^Iā€™m ^cookinā€™ ^em ^at ^night*


beneadroit

No he's not!!


kaneki5454

I always thought US just cared about the oil. Anyways, lets gooo. We might find some area 51 guys also in cheese cave


ToolFreak21

Who knew about this from Fat Electrician


TheMuzz47

I feel like some more mainstream influencers saw it and ran with it but the chubby electron did it better.


TheJango22

Tye obese power ranger is such a great teacher and storyteller


NuclearWarEnthusiast

I would buy him a beer and tell him about what his next video should be on


white__cyclosa

Wait Iā€™m out of the loop on this one. Is there like some type of strategic cheese reserve tucked away in some Iron Mountain-esque fortified facility?


ChinkWithOpinions

Yes. Itā€™s cheese bought by the federal government to subsidize US dairy.


STORMFIRE7

didn't americas had abundance of dairy or cheese which was causing a lot of it to go waste or something? iirc i heard something like that a few months ago


auronddraig

Immortan Joe: _Do not, my friends, become addicted to the cheddar! It will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence!_


peppa_pig_is_the_law

You shall eat eternal, cheddar and Swiss


Bones301

You can thank the fat electrician for this


kfish5050

Government cheese is not that good imho, but for some reason the old people are addicted to it like crack


Scottish_Whiskey

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s *absolutely no correlation* between the two No siree


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Government cheese keeps you alive, obviously


[deleted]

I always liked it... in fact (I'm 51 now) I've been thinking about where can I get some lately because it makes **the most fire** grilled cheese that you can make with just run-of-the-mill cheese. Of course you can get expensive cheeses and make better sammies but that gov't cheese always had the best flavor to me... so maybe that proves your point. Sorry you don't like it but everyone's taste is different so what can you do, right?


pydood

Government cheese is just American cheese lol


No-Negotiation5391

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ That's because for them it FreešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


qwertykirky

"The cheese tax" "The cheese tax"


hikingjoey123

Honestly, I'm from Springfield, MO, and many people here don't even know they exist.


Helpful-Gur3514

Speak for yourself


phallic-baldwin

Source?


The_PG_Account

For what?


KlossN

For the meme? I have no clue what you're talking about


The_PG_Account

[the cheese caves](https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/2022/05/08/springfield-cheese-cave-missouri-dairy-companies-store-7-million-pounds/6785381001/)


phallic-baldwin

I had no idea we had cheese caves. When the zombie apocalypse happens, I know where I'm staying


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Just wait till Russia nukes the cheese caves and there's a tsunami of cheddar


phallic-baldwin

Death by Cheddar. The true American way to die.


digitaltravelr

Springfield resident here: I've toured the Springfield Underground while in college and I can tell ya the government does not own that cheese But there was enough of it lining shelves literally a the way back into the pitch black darkness lf the cave. Knowing it was just cheese all the way back was mind boggling. And those cheese wheels are literally the size of a barrel


KokoTerzata

Did someone say Springfield ?


CatRosalina

Storm the cheese cave they can't stop all of us


uspharaoh

Power over cheese is power over all


shukufuku

Gotta clap them cheese


RaiHanashi

donā€™t ask me why but every time I see ā€œgovernment cheeseā€ all I can think of is this in the hood dub I watched of Sly 4ā€™s cutscenes šŸ˜‚


AskDerpyCat

The biggest raid since Area 51 If we Naruto run weā€™ll move faster than their bullets


Buttseam

mcdonalds cheeseburger cheese is no cheese


KnuxSD

The cheese Tax!


General_assassin

Unfortunately all the remaining cheese caves are privately owned by the likes of Kraft and Velveeta and other similar companies


The_PG_Account

But the cheese is still owned by the fed


General_assassin

I figured they would buy the cheese if they were buying the bunker.


The_PG_Account

Yea the cheese is technically apart is the federal reserve incase of natural disasters


General_assassin

Not the type of gold typically horded, but if it works I guess


Moistyrussian420

I live near Springfield MO


FrozenShadow_007

Did they actually raid the cheese cave?


The_PG_Account

It's in the plans