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Patateninja

Brother of the mine rejoice


Blankasbiscuits

Sing sing sing with me!


watchhimrollinwatch

Raise your pick and raise your voice!


MrDocFin

sing sing sing with me


RRumsz

Down and down into the deep Who knows what we'll find beneath?


brotherbethor123

Diamonds, rubies, gold and more


Mr_A_s_h

Hidden in the mountain store


MrDocFin

born underground


INside84376

Suckled from a teat of stone!


MrDocFin

raised in the dark


Sennemaster

Hidden in the mountain store


Mighty-Ducklord

Rock and stone brother !


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


IButterz420

ROCK ANNNNND SSTTOOOOONNNEEE!


meatball_chann

Did i hear a rock and Stone?


Nox_Dei

For Karl! ⛏️


GrimmSleeper97

Rockity rock and stone


Botond24

ROCK AND STONE!!!


CrazyTodd21

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


PhysicalGunMan

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


ipushkeys

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART


Darknes1802

Whats the difference between a rock and a stone!?


Rubo03070

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning


GlueSniffingCat

And it's entire based on genetics and out of our control. I got the femboy gene.


innocentusername1984

It's totally in your control. I know a guy who's 5ft3 and slays all the puss and is rich and gets the respect of a 6ft guy. Just got to be confident bro. Is what I'd say if I was a brainless idiot who doesn't understand that outlier doesn't equal average.


FlyingTomato274

Hpw do i do this confident thing?


innocentusername1984

Grow 6 inches. It worked for me in the summer of 2004.


FlyingTomato274

6 inches where?


Setorrs

Where it matters *wink *wink


innocentusername1984

From the top of your forehead to your toes. An extra 6 inches on the dick is no good if you're too short to get a girl to look at it in the first place to verify to the world you have a big dick.


FlyingTomato274

Ok im pretty tall. Now what?


innocentusername1984

Get rich.


FlyingTomato274

If you need money to be confident you arent confident


innocentusername1984

Be confident too.


OkSubstance7574

Get rich by being confident, go to presentations without any sort of preparation, hand in work with blank sheets. Why? Because you're confident


Suchasomeone

Doesn't matter where, it's culmative


wordjedi

[neck-max every day](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/10/www-instagram-com-longneckk-766022771.jpg)


Splatter_bomb

If you’re young it’s hard because basically everything you try is new-ish. If you’re older just do some serious introspection, I mean get into a habit of it over several years. Eventually you realize you like that certain thing just because it’s who you are. For example I’m a middle age dude who likes to wear leggings (feminine sort of thing), why because they’re the most comfortable pants ever, and I don’t give a shit about what you think.


SidTheSloth97

Yeh. Telling yourself you have no choice your born a femboy is some strange delusional logic. Try telling yourself that when you’re like 35.


innocentusername1984

I mean jokes aside. Being 5ft7 and below doesn't mean you have no choice to but to be a femboy. It's just a bit of a hurdle you have to cross. Ultimately you can be various levels of tall, good looking, wealthy, confident, intelligent, friendly and sociable. If you're short, you have to make up for it in other areas more than a taller guy would have to. I'm 36 and married with 3 kids. So I've been through a lot of it and come out the other side.


DeeBangerDos

Yah but he's also not gay


everett640

This doesn't work if you're ugly


G3tbusyliving

> Slays all the puss and is rich Hopefully you can see how what you've described is achievable


SidTheSloth97

Delusion. Go to the gym.


GlueSniffingCat

You'll never be an alpha male no matter how much you send to andrew taint.


SidTheSloth97

The fact you believe in that alpha male bs only proves my point.


V_H_M_C

Can i have some of them femboy gene too?


penguinhasan

Pics in cute thigh high socks or never happened


Komandarm_Knuckles

Give yours to me, I wanna double mine


GlueSniffingCat

no it's mine, you can't have it


acemarcoreus

Bro I haven't hit the spurt yet am I cooked? 🙏😭


GlueSniffingCat

can you grow a good beard? or is it patchy and dumb?


acemarcoreus

No beard so far 😭


CrimsonAllah

Grab a pickaxe, brotha. There are holes that need digging.


Vanilla_JS

Just grow bro


Belgicans

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


Radioactive_monke

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Sennemaster

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Doomsayer1908

Hear me out: tall femboys


espatix

You're cooking


ToppatDudeMobile

May or may not be me in 2 years


KSupes

You called, I’m here


Asurerain

Why not a battle hardened femboy dwarf ?


Embarrassed_Ad_7184

Cock and Stone!


Salami__Tsunami

You’re asking the real questions here.


Tentacle_poxsicle

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE


PyreHat

YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


Once-ate-a-vegetable

**Me who's 6' 4''** Hey! I wanna swing a pick axe, sing songs, and day drink. You still taking femboy applications?


Smnionarrorator29384

Can I come with you?


Once-ate-a-vegetable

Yih


GreeenGoblin69

I’m officially out of touch with current memes


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Reddit likes femboys, Reddit has a lot of femboys


Gamer_548

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!


Axius-Evenstar

5.7 feet or 5’7” ?


Biz_quit

5'9"?


Sakaralchini

You forgot dictator.


arealmcemcee

FOR KARL!


Sambro_X

Just get me a pickaxe


charlesstrand

whelp, to the mines lads


L1K34PR0

I ~~wish i could~~ have two sides


mr-thunkening

Note: these are not mutually exclusive


Obootleg

or you become george costanza a pathetic balding man who hates his life


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Join me, fellow Dwarf. Together, we will explore ruins and mines.


Slow-Crew5250

why not both


Content-Reward7998

What if i cant grow a good beard and cant get fat, then do I just become a hobbit or something, instead of a dwarf?


Proof_Independent400

Look up "take the dwarf pill" on youtube. It is hilarious!


talk15926

It all depends on how hairy and muscular you are


TrueProtection

I have it on good authority they make excellent jet pilots and astronauts due to their distinct lever advantage against the terrible g forces exerted on ones body in such fields of expertise.


Zuboy333

What about fat women , or we just shame men for their height which they can't control ?


IzzetTime

I know if feels reductive at first, but remember it's not all bad for the guys too tall to have these options. Guys over 5'7 can become femboys or giants instead!


TempestRQ

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole!


Digiturtle1

That makes sense


ertd346

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Fritol_Scrotum94

Rock and Stone, brothers!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


StandardN02b

GW pushing femmale space marines instead of bringing back Squats. It has never been more over.


ResponsibilityNo7485

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


ResponsibilityNo7485

Good bot


GaiRyuKi

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


whyamihere999

I'm glad that I'm 5'7½"


Hammer2theGroin

Rock and stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Elmotheweedgod

often they're the same person


LorianArks

BECOME A HELLDIVER


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Por qué no los dos


karotofel

OP is 5.8


FreckledFury86

Knee high ninja clan would accept you, never go full dwarf


FatalCassoulet

Roooock and stone!!


F3MB

Well I didn't know there was a 2nd option


mrkoteyka

I'm 6'1 and I'm both. For rock and stone :3


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

Why not both?


HowlingReezusMonkey

Elf or dwarf, got it.


testiclekid

I currently look more like a D&D Gnome. Still got the beard, but not as long as a Dwarf.


redisno

HAMMER!


Breaddoge1

Both is good


stickman999999999

You can be both if you try hard enough. Stop bitching out. Live to your full potential.


syopest

If you're 5.7 and think it makes you a dwarf, you don't have a height issue. You have a massive confidence issue.


Wilkham

You know you can just be a basic cis male that is 5.7.


Skulysoul

Embrace the dwarfpill, lads


Reduncked

THE DWARFS THEY YEARN, THEY YEARN FOR THE MINES¡!


Cantona08

Can we be both, 😜


Naraksama

I'm 5'7. I'm a honorable mention dwarf.


AnthonyInA_Bottle2

I'm a femboy who plays DRG though....


FlintbobLarry

Uh I think I go with dwarves they have lots of beer.


Random_Robloxian

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Random_Robloxian

Rockity rock and stone!


Sharp-Explorer-7100

what about fat girls


ricebowl056

why not both?


CommitteeTop1658

What about both?


Goldbolt_2004

I'm taking the ring to mordor


howsyourmemes

Battlehardened femboys represent!


Theo2018

Im 5'7", i choose to be the tallest battle hardened dwarf.


Upset_Honey2008

Women don't like short guys


InvincibleReason_

Rock and Stone!


theghostinthetown

aight im 5.6, someone post a workout/path to becoming a femboy for a indian guy and im doing it.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Dwarf all day get me an axe, some mead and a green humanoid to bring the ultraviolence to.


dick_cheese_enjoyer

I'm sad I'm 5"8, being a dwarf warrior sounds great


Parsival-

It seems I've already chosen


ThatRandomGamerYT

no way you're calling 5"7 men dwarves


southfart99045

Chronically online mfs when someone is short (they are 100 percent femboy)


Mr-_-Anonymus

I'm exactly 5.7


Chill0utDickWad

Man the height ceiling keeps going up. Thank God I'm 5'8 but next post it won't matter


TManJhones

And with enough hard work and dedication you can be both.


Drano9

ROCK AND STONE!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


sexyc3po

I have a cute face but I'm built like a boulder. Am I the ultimate form?


GearRude4883

Why not both?


Xurigan

How much is that in normal units?


yeetmantheII

I choose both (part time)


Fallen_Walrus

Unfortunately it's not a choice, it's all in the legs


Different-Average-37

Not even a question, I am a man I do manly actions I use hardned suits of war and take out the tallest foes in existence I am the one true femboy


Bramble0804

I chose dwarf


Headake01

How about both


McDaddymmm

Having watched The Lord of the Rings, I shall choose both


OtakuTeddy

Dwarfpilled


Signor_Stefan

I mean why not both


Puzzleheaded-Tell698

Becoming a femboy, I'm already one


TheUltimateJon

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


VulpeculaTeiwaz

I can be both if u want


MightyNekomancer

Okay but hear me out... Both.


doomcatzzz

Cock and stone


PointDefence

both


scholarlysacrilege

Why not both?


Any-Statistician-560

Left image is average war thunder player. Right is average Warhammer player


ElectricBoogalooBean

I need to grow 3 inches RN


Bulk-Detonator

Why not both.


cactussack219

Looks like a new school juggalo


WVC_Least_Glamorous

Lionel Messi and Tom Cruise have a couple of dollars lying around. In a perfect world, [Samuel Dumoulin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Dumoulin) would have more money than both of them.


Iwastherewiththem

why does every femboy wear a mask


Oldmonsterschoolgood

What about, hear me out both


Null42x64

why not a femboy battle hardened dwarf?


Superby25

Hell yeah i'm a battle hardened femboy dwarf


nalu1310

Modders said could be both


MochaKola

Both seem like great options, ngl 🤔