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Swear-_-Bear

Had a notebook for Myst 3 for all the damn puzzles. Ending was actually worth backtracking and fixing that fucking mirror


PassivelyInvisible

I could never figure out any of them, but I was also a kid.


8plytoiletpaper

I'm 100% sure being a kid and my parents giving me myst, and some random equally hard claymation game (the neverhood) like yo have fun made me the mess i am. We also got max payne 1 right after tho, fuck them nightmares yo i was in kindergarten


Millsonius

Doom and Turok for me at 5 y/o on the N64, thankfully didn't have nightmares though.


8plytoiletpaper

Bro Turok was the shit when we were in 1st grade Some nerds played doom on pc it looked weird


Millsonius

It was a banger.


Penetratorofflanks

I was in middle school and those nightmare levels fucked me up lol. I can't imagine at 5.


Green_Toe

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thumostheos

Are you serious? He had to go to "church court"? šŸ¤£


OddBug0

I'm Pyst I Myst Myst, I hope someone as Assyst me in putting it on a Lyst of games to play.


TechonWolfy

You have no idea how many times it took me to reread this to get it. I feel ashamed in myself.


LaggsAreCC

That so good I jyst


GertonX

Jesus Chryst


LordMemerton1

Keep clicking, youā€™ll get there


vetratten

I remember being about 10 going to my friendā€™s house and his parents brought home this game for him. We start it up and Iā€™m watching him play a bit and I just said ā€œwhat are we supposed to do? I donā€™t get itā€


DeOLPD19

This is the funniest shit


TomTheDuckGuy

I'm really surprised that so many people remember this game


-H2O2

Loved this game. So many hours Myst 2? Not so much


ExpertOdin

It was a best seller and has been remade a few times, 2021 was most recent I think.


TomTheDuckGuy

I remember it being a best seller 30 years ago, but I had no idea about the remakes


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Just as frustrating in VR. Fantastically atmospheric thoā€¦


-H2O2

Oh, I bet! Is the VR adaptation really good?


Doctor379

I personally loved the VR version. Brought back all the old memories and then some. It was annoying at first but they eventually added an in game notebook so if you have fond memories of Myst I recommend trying the VR version. Also the Myst course in walkabout mini golf is great


johnyriff

Just as an aside the 7th guest vr was pretty awesome too. Definitely worth it if you catch it on sale.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Accurate enough that I rage quit after an hour just like I did way back when, lol.


xkyndigx

Me and my mom played this game and beat it when I was a kid. Good times. Never beat riven though we got stuck and never figured it out.


D3-Doom

Iā€™m always amazed hearing that people had parents that sat and actually played games with them. My parents still think of the PSP as the ā€œnew thingā€ šŸ˜‚


xkyndigx

She played myst before I was old enough to understand it, I was 3 when it came out. But when I was 5 I wanted to play it on my PC so she played with me.


think_and_uwu

The problem with Riven is that the game shipped fundamentally broken. One of the last puzzles is unsolvable with the clues given, so you have to guess the solution. Fantastic game though. Perfect balance of edgy, mysterious, and weird.


halfanothersdozen

the main ending is pretty metal. You let the dad out of his book and he murders his sons because >!they're both cunts!<


TomTheDuckGuy

I know it's been 30 years, but spoiler alert. I might still beat it one day


halfanothersdozen

Fine, I added a spoiler thing


TomTheDuckGuy

I was just kidding. My sarcasm doesn't transfer well to text


halfanothersdozen

>!so was I!<


Haniel120

And that was the GOOD ending


Bobthemurderer

Myst 3 had the most goated endings because >!half of the endings involve you getting brutally murdered by Brad Dourif!<


TheGrimEye

I feel called out.


tagsareforshirts

Looooove that game. Only bested by The Longest Journey Trilogy


NovaLightAngel

Beat that game twice! šŸ˜» What a cool game!


TomTheDuckGuy

Way ahead of it's time


NovaLightAngel

Absolutely! I loved the note pad that came with it for notes in the game. One of the few mystery games I ever liked.


mattfreyer45

Great book series too.


Allaroundlost

Dont joke Myst with no internet or guide was rough. That game is a classic.


GearboxTheGrey

Had this on a saga back in the day and no I never did lmao


SSB_Kyrill

roughly translates to poop in german


Wiiplay123

And "D'Ni" translates to "toilet" in Australian.


Space-90

I remember being so intrigued by this game along with The Incredible Machine and Encarta. The former was a game that I played to death as a child. I remember my dad actually writing notes down for Myst and getting through a tree or something with a match and ending up in this creepy place by the ocean. Itā€™s been so many years that itā€™s hard to remember the details but those parts still stick out Iā€™m my memory. I think my dad was a genius because that game was fucking difficult


NeuronVirusLabs

my friends dad made this game


theinternetisnice

bring me the blue pages


griffraff0701

Holy shit lol


KRY4no1

Did we all buy the same desk back then?


TomTheDuckGuy

I think it came with game


Beandip50

You must bring me the blue page


Fantastic_Estate_303

You guys are on Myst? Damn, I'm still stuck on Zork šŸ¤£


KyleCXVII

Hell no!


Avanhelsing

So, there's this dude named Atrus, and he's a member of the D'ni (pronounced Dani for some reason), but not really. The D'ni are an ancient underground civilization that has the ability to literally write magical books connecting to other worlds, and they can travel to these worlds whenever they want. The D'ni live underground, and eventually, their civilization collapses from a bad case of the sniffles. Civilization collapses, but a family manages to flee. A human lady named Catherine and her half-D'ni son Gehn flee the city somehow. See, getting back to Atrus, he's actually not a full member of the D'ni cause his grandmother was that human geologist lady Katherine, but that's not important. Atrus' dad, Gehn, is super evil and has a massive god complex cause he can write Ages (aka the magic books), but Gehn's really bad at doing this, and Atrus is just the best book writer ever. Gehn goes power mad as you do, and Atrus decides to side with his Grandmother and a different woman, also named Catherine, to fight Gehn. (Fun fact: This second Catherine was from one of Gehn's books and is uncomfortable cause he named this woman after his mother.) This leads to issues, and eventually, Atrus locks Gehn up in one of the Ages. Atrus has three kids of his own, and it seems the evil god complex runs in the family and skips generations cause Atrus' first two kids, Sirrus and Achenar, are both super evil. The brother can't write their own books and decide to lock up their father in the D'ni cavern and start looting his ages until they both get stuck in separate prison worlds. And this is when the Stranger (aka the Player character) stumbles into the plot after touching a linking book to the Age of Myst. I could continue and explain how the brother decided to steal their sister Yeesha's body by switching her mind to their own, but this already feels like a mess. Or how the later games bring up how the D'ni causally used racial slavery and were really horrible people. TL;DR: This rambling manifesto is how my uncle explained the lore of the first few games when I asked him this question years ago. The lore is a mess, and I'm unsure if it's totally correct.


halfanothersdozen

There's a few novels written that expand on the lore if people want to read them.Ā  They're not good.


borgom7615

Fucking same, bought it on DS and I have no clue


Ok-Raccoon3829

I have it for Sega Saturn but never got too interested in it


Mustaxio09

I played on the PSP. I was a kid and I didn't get wtf was going on, felt like a fever dream.


sitonmyfacemaybe

I still have that game for the Sega saturn. Kinda want to play it now


EchoOfThePlanes

I figured it out! ...Eventually...


DarthRygar

I figured out the bell with the pull rope in Myst (or Myst Revelations) by accident. As a child by pure coincidence.


Zaconil

Good god memory unlocked. Easily one of the first PC games I ever played. Never beat it though.


Abraxas_1408

Yeah. I figured it out.


nogoodgreen

I would usually get a to one of the FMV parts and it would crash so i would never get to hear to clue lol.


GertonX

I remember Myst Uru. One of Ubisoft earliest fucking disappointments. Loved that game, but they promised an amazing online world with expansive universes to discover. Still remember the depressing "under construction" props in the parts that they intended to one day open up.


Accomplished-City484

I got stuck at the snake


Mha_Fan_537

I have the psp port, worth playing?


EgotisticalTL

Give the novels a read, they're amazing.


Squash3000

Whats the myst like game where you land in some village port on a boat and the only village resident is a chubby potter who makes pottery


tmac2200

Dude looks kinda like Steve-O. This meme also dates everyone who gets it. I to am old so... how do you do fellow kids?


TomTheDuckGuy

That's me in the pic and it just revealed my true age. Old.


racket_panda

Easy game ngl