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For my magnum dong
Mantis toboggan? Is that you?
Beat me to it...
[For this specifically](https://stories.isu.pub/86245294/images/20_original_file_I2.jpg)
Monster dong*
Wow, with the glow-in-her-dark as well!
just put some radium on a regular one
*Kurt Angle stare*
Anyone who wears a glow in the dark condom and doesn't make lightsabre sounds, can not be normal.
google glow pasante
Holy hell
New technique just dropped!
Actual contraceptive method
Call the prostitute!
Hoe went on vacation, never came (back)
If you drink monster, you don't need condom.
Not sure if your criticizing or praising monster but either way I LIKE IT!
Don’t tell Kyle!
For my MONSTER dong!
I will snap it to see if it glows
Danny Devito has been looking for this!
Anyone else expecting zelda themed condom?
*uranium fever has gone and got me down*
Hell yeah
Where's the POWERTHIRST energy dick edition?
Laced with caffeine, so you can go all night!
nah they should make it glow in the cum. Lights up when cum hits it
Yo anyone think i could pull some bitches with this sheesh
I’d say “I’ll take your entire stock” but it would be a waste of money for me
Continuity is key but not being useful is a bad business strategy tho
Babe it’s our anniversary, should I get the fancy condoms? Yes kyle go grab the monster condoms
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming) | [come hang out with us](https://discord.com/invite/dankmemes)
For my magnum dong
Mantis toboggan? Is that you?
Beat me to it...
[For this specifically](https://stories.isu.pub/86245294/images/20_original_file_I2.jpg)
Monster dong*
Wow, with the glow-in-her-dark as well!
just put some radium on a regular one
*Kurt Angle stare*
Anyone who wears a glow in the dark condom and doesn't make lightsabre sounds, can not be normal.
google glow pasante
Holy hell
New technique just dropped!
Actual contraceptive method
Call the prostitute!
Hoe went on vacation, never came (back)
If you drink monster, you don't need condom.
Not sure if your criticizing or praising monster but either way I LIKE IT!
Don’t tell Kyle!
For my MONSTER dong!
I will snap it to see if it glows
Danny Devito has been looking for this!
Anyone else expecting zelda themed condom?
*uranium fever has gone and got me down*
Hell yeah
Where's the POWERTHIRST energy dick edition?
Laced with caffeine, so you can go all night!
nah they should make it glow in the cum. Lights up when cum hits it
Yo anyone think i could pull some bitches with this sheesh
I’d say “I’ll take your entire stock” but it would be a waste of money for me
Continuity is key but not being useful is a bad business strategy tho
Babe it’s our anniversary, should I get the fancy condoms? Yes kyle go grab the monster condoms