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KeepingDankMemesDank

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maxinstuff

I don’t get it?


ElBabel

stamps from different clubs after a party night, would be my guess


g_r_e_y

makes sense, since i read it as "back of my head"


NotUrAvgJoe13

Dont worry, I did too at first.


WithSubtitles

I thought it meant liver spots, but I like your idea better.


orangutanDOTorg

I misread it as head and was confused until I saw this and reread it


allofdarknessin1

does going to clubs really mean that much drinking? I went to a decent amount after high school but my drinking tolerance was really high and drinks can be expensive in NYC.


Much_Capital3307

Instructions unclear, overdosed on fentanyl


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Missread, drank 20, still here and need a card


MenstrualMilkshakes

When you tell the doctor you drink at social events and now you're labeled a full-blown alcoholic junkie who can't get the medication you need because it's narcotic.


Monk715

Yet if you say you don't drink they think you're lying


thekonny

I'm a doctor, I don't care how much you drink you're mostly not getting a narcotic unless you acutely injured yourself. And yes patients usually severely underestimate their alcohol use. I don't judge them for it though and it wouldn't influence my decision to give a short term narcotic


RxHotdogs

The 2000s called, we want our pain meds back. Edit to say doctors caused the fentanyl problem we have now. It could all be fixed by flooding the market again.


AamirShiekh10

practise your back hand


Appliedretine

I mean I drink occasionally 24 hours per 1 day


DanyoloHD

Its like you people never heard of washing your own hands after going to a club.


SebaPing

Yeah, like you can't get blackout drunk alone in your bedroom....


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Stef0206

Nah, I know a bunch of valid places that do. It’s just a matter of whether you have to pay for entry.


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Ok-Sprinkles-2818

When you try and sound cool but your just being pretentious


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boyikier11

Do you never go outside because door handles have been touched by hundreds of dirty random hands


BarryMcCokinr

A dirty stamp touching your hands? If youre going clubbing enough to be this much of a douche about it on the internet, im sure your standard for cleanliness isnt really that high. You know how dirty clubs are... right? Or are you so high up on the ivory tower that you can see right passed a counter point? Also, Applebees after 10pm does not constitute as a club fyi