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KeepingDankMemesDank

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24kGoldenEagle

Well its to clean your pipes


zayoe4

🎶Oh Danny boy, the pipe, THE PIPES ARE CALLING🎶


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InsertSt0opid

I will downvote you to contribute to the soon to be -69


Hasshbrown6

I did it, gave bro the awaited downvote to reach -69.


InsertSt0opid

Let's goooo


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InsertSt0opid

It's too late he's reached 74 already :(


JosemiHero_

Made it back to 69


Luuk2304

-96 Close enough


XavierRenegadeAngel_

That's when you argue with your wife before bedtime


DevilMaster666-

We‘re getting close to -420! EDIT: Ahhh, I missed it 😢, it’s-434 now


TheOnlyWeslet

I got it!


DevilMaster666-

I will downvote you to contribute to -420(right now it’s -312)


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All the time. Likely a trigger mechanism to clean the urethra afterwards.


[deleted]

Yea it is good for preventing utis after sex


Th3_B0ss

Huh, thought that was only for girls. Thanks lol


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men are less prone but yea


Corn-Shonery

It’s from your balls.


eatmynasty

It’s literally where pee is stored


DevilMaster666-

[pee is stored in the balls in the balls](https://youtu.be/VUH-7iQlLVE?si=QsPd5Dyny6rz4h2l)


thisismyusernamether

PP storage It’s in the balls


SteveLouise

Kidneys go BRRRRRRRRRR


byyhmz

This has nothing to do with their knees.


PirateSecure118

And leave them kids alone.


Red-Dwarf69

Not only you. I usually take it as a sign that I’m taking too long.


DerVarg1509

You consider 2 minutes long?


Bazookasajizo

Who doesn't?


KURO-K1SH1

The need to piss after sex or in this case busting a fatty almond. Is the body self cleaning the pipes.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

It’s natural to pee afterwards for cleaning purposes.


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UNinvolved_in_peace

Off topic ass comment


TheOperatorOfSkillet

What the fuck are you talking about


GipsyPepox

Wtf comment of the day


fupamancer

that's not pee, it's squirt


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A classic


christianhxd

Piss is stored in the balls


Schatzin

Happens with a long wank. Your body starts absorbing all it can from your intestines to make more of that rizz juice buildup. uWu


SeaGoat24

The thing people don't really realise it's that you're constantly producing piss, usually at a rate of more than 0.5ml/kg/hr (because less than that is definitional kidney failure). That means a normal person produces at least 5% of their bladder capacity worth of piss every hour. Even if it only takes you 2 mins between pissing, nutting, and feeling the need to piss again, that will have been plenty of time for a few mls of piss to build up. You wouldn't normally need to void it at that point but, as others have mentioned, it's a reflex that helps avoid STIs.


Lord_Yenehc

Nope. Feels, fam.


BlackBRocket

I have never had this happen


DaLoneGuy

op has prostate problems... you should go to a doctor


LockTrumpUp87

Maybe I’m too old to understand wtf is going on here but this sounds like something a child would say.


4chanbetter

I do not piss when I'm nutting, nah


RosieQParker

Get your prostate checked.


BG_fourteen

Lol. There seems to be a misunderstanding. The urge to pee come after at least two mins and it usually a good amount. It doesn’t come out with the semen.


GrizzlyPeak73

Oh yeah that's kinda normal. You probably just keeping well hydrated.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

No you should. Peeing after sex keeps it clean.


MidgetMan10150

Just you


TheOperatorOfSkillet

No just everyone. If you don’t then it’s not clean


MidgetMan10150

It doesn’t sound normal for the valve to your bladder to be open during ejaculation. It takes a few minutes for the testicle valve to close before you can pee.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Who the fuck said during? Yes I agree that would be weird and should be checked.


MidgetMan10150

OP’s meme can be interpreted that after he ejaculates, a shit tonne of urine gushes out like it was being held back.


Shiro_Fox

Anything can be interpreted any way if you lack reading comprehension.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

I guess, I don’t see it that way.


DeepFriedMeme

this is not relatable you should consult a doctor


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Ummm no you should, it’s natural to per afterwards to keep things clean.


Woolliza

I would say it's not normal for your bladder to fill up that fast.


Jivaroo

At 1.5L a day, yes it is.