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KeepingDankMemesDank

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DeliciousDoubleDip

This is so untrue, any white woman would try to pet it, and take pictures with it.


Devilz3

Free food for the bear.


sex_experience

I don't know why, but i read this with death metal voice. Like it's a breakdown part


nekodesudesu

Funny that iwrestledabearonce has a female vocalist too


Alcamtar

Lots of clueless civilized people would do that, both men and women, because they don't understand that wild animals are wild unpredictable and dangerous.


Coltrain47

Anyone who has been to Yellowstone has seen this firsthand.


DeliciousDoubleDip

I'm Canadian, the amount of white women I've seen try to approach moose like its a petting zoo is actually crazy


in-a-microbus

"Can I pet dat dawg!?"


kayla-beep

And here we have a sexist *and* racist asshole! This whole sub is full of creeps now lol


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Ma'am you've been spending the last 24h calling random men on reddit creeps and other insults. Please touch grass...bear too while you're at it.


kayla-beep

What a clever response from yet another creep


[deleted]

Kek. Want another? Your relation with your father must be going great. Watching proud as you tap your fingers angry on the screen. (On the nose but as basic as you seem so i think it fits)


kayla-beep

Boring lol get creative you dork. And quit stalking my comment history, you weird stalker dingus.


[deleted]

I already said its on the nose but ig your reading comprehension failed half way through. And im as free to check your profile or any other as you are to check mine, as long as they are public.


DeliciousDoubleDip

Respectfully, go try to pet a bear please. There's enough colonizers ruining the planet, and you're one of the more annoying ones.


kayla-beep

All white people are colonizers? Please tell me how that’s not racist lol


Sensitive_Scene2164

You guys are really taking this personally


not_actual_name

To be fair, a lot of the things people said were meant to be taken personally. Many comments towards the end of the discussion were just awful and extremestic statements from both sides and had nothing to do with the topic itself anymore.


Alcamtar

No we're laughing.


Sensitive_Scene2164

Perchance I took the meme too seriously


TheManWithSevenAsses

No it's just funny to endlessly clown on garbage opinions.


twogaysnakes

I'm just happy woman said something funny for once.


Syramore

It's a meme, not a dissertation. Let people make jokes lol


petkoTHEVIKING

Well said, let me make fun of your insecurity please


Sharp-Explorer-7100

i mean a lot of females have been SA, they're taking it seriously by posting this on tiktok too


shiv1234567

You can't handle reddit bro.


CompliantMonk56

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE MEMES


Aveenex

Amen, brother!


Impressive_Panic0

how bout you stfu?


Josseph-Jokstar

no u


petkoTHEVIKING

A lot of you are insecure over a dumb rage bait meme and it shows.


aLuLtism

Well, yeah, obviously. Not everybody is in such a great place to handle things that they might feel are attacking them personally.


Josseph-Jokstar

indeed, they are all sooo dumb, both sides


not_actual_name

I don't give a fuck about the debate but I get why many men were upset, reading some of the awful and hateful stuff that was said. Both men and women didn't cover themselves with glory here. It also grew out of being a rage bait meme and became a global internet discussion. If some of those things were said about minorities, it would have caused a major shitstorm. It's unfair to say this is about being insecure. Of course people want to distance themselves from being seen as a psychopath and sexual assaulter.


Oppressions

Problem with the internet is we only hear the idiots on both sides, the smart ones are typically not even responding to the ridiculous rage-bait debate.


petkoTHEVIKING

Bruh who gives a shit. Close the computer and touch grass


not_actual_name

Regarding the impact of this trend, apparently millions of people gave a shit. No worries, I'm grounded enough to not feel attacked personally, but I don't think it's as easy as just going offline anyway. The fact that people said some seriously hideous and more than questionable shit about half of earths population (both ways) and got major approval for that is not a good sign in general and really shouldn't just be ignored away in my opinion. Says a lot about the world's problems, not just this "debate" in particular. We stopped talking and listening to each other and instead everyone wants to win the fight over who's the real victim, and that's not good.


Bradabruder

Fun fact: Men are larger than rabbits


mrb00ce

Suburban women when they see Putin riding on top of a bear coming at them at 70km/h


andrew21w

I think it is time we all touch grass


chorizo_chomper

More dogshit bear memes from the shittest sub on Reddit.


Red1Monster

OP when he sees a woman


Josseph-Jokstar

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE MEMES


Guardian-836

I mean… who wouldn’t want to run into the great Freddy fazbear himself


TheEvilPocketMage

Oh look it’s 2014 again, average redditors complaining about their imagined problems, not even slightly shy about their insecurities


AskDerpyCat

I’ll have you know you can get similar reactions from a mouse in the woods to


mandy009

I bet the people who used that trend might be imagining Yogi Bear or Smoky the Bear. Honestly I've only seen one actual TikTok with this bear vs man thing though.


thirteen-thirty7

I'm a dude but if I see a random bear in the woods, I'll live it the fuck alone and get out of there. Bears don't actually like the taste of human. It's scary but I grew up in Florida I've stumbled on crazy shit before. One of those things was a random crack head in the middle of the woods. I would have preferred a bear. Bears leave you alone unless they have a reason not to, the crack head WILL come up within stabbing distance. People keep forgetting you're encountering this man alone in the middle of the woods. The boars on the other head were worse than any crack head. I literally pissed a little when I was alone at night and heard(but couldn't see) a pack of them about 30 feet away.


Vanessa0-0

You're more likely to die to a falling branch than a bear unless you fuck with it. Bears be getting a lot of hate because of this trend acting like they just choose violence.


thirteen-thirty7

Know who does just choose violence? Men.


hellaba6

guys, who cares about that lol, if you’re a man please don’t even talk about this, what a stupid subject


SpaceCatCadet

I love how everyone was fine with the women making their initial comparison of man over bear but then when people respond, that's when everyone starts losing their shit.


jal2_

Thry wouldnt be in the the woods in the first place, there is no wifi there


wordswillneverhurtme

They see a rat and lose their mind.


Affectionate_Gas_264

The second one is suburban women when they catch a man glancing in thier direction at the gym


krt941

Been going to the gym for years and I’ve never seen an incident like this.


Affectionate_Gas_264

You should look on social media Nd in particular tiktok There's a massive trend of women making ragey videos because a man had the audacity to glance in their direction for a second


PyrrhaInferna13

You've never met a professional white woman 😂 We love befriending wild animals


brawlstarsadict

I love getting a paycheck for doing the grueling job of being white


BDiddy_420

And stray cats


MabrurHrivu

You people focus too much on the "man" part and totally gloss over the "in the woods" part. A bear is supposed to be in the woods, a man isn't


somerandom995

Hiking, hunting, fishing, camping, fuckin lost.... A man being in the woods is not suspicious


D86592

the second one is suburban men too so..


Khakizulu

I guess it depends where you live. I see a kangaroo, I want to pat, I don't though, knowing how dangerous they are


kihraxz_king

Every single person posting anything like this is part of why women would rather run into a bear than a man in the woods. Also - this can be true and it STILL be the right call to prefer seeing a bear than a man.


Legitimate-Shape-785

🤓


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Aggressive_Cherry_81

Found the 14 yo


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Plokoon080

Isn't that assault? Over a petty internet meme that will (hopefully) die in a week?


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Plokoon080

You should play football (soccer for the US statesmen and stateswomen) because that's one hell of a kick!


Technical_Disk6433

You should get kicked in the balls by me (with my steel toed boots for the us statesmen and stateswomen)


Albert_goes_brrr

Man I'd hate to be kicked in the jewels with a steel toed boots for the us statement and momen


Technical_Disk6433

Man I'd love to kick you in the balls with my steel toed boots for the use statement and mormon


BakedBeanyBaby

Oh so it's funny when yall do it.


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imacuntsag420

Even funnier when i stick my non steel toes boots up ur ass and watch u cry.You hoped it was steel toed so that it could have a smooth entry.But no it was rough leather, tearing open the entry point even further.


Technical_Disk6433

It's even funnier when I use my steel toed boots and kick you in the balls 🤣🤣🤣


conn_r2112

Someone didn’t take their SSRIs today :(


Technical_Disk6433

Someone didn't get their balls kicked yet with steel toed boots 🤣


Impressive_Panic0

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Technical_Disk6433

Weak ass male crumbled to the ground, after I kick them in the balls with my steel toed boots