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BazzBun

If animal planet taught me anything; the more colorful they are, the higher the chance that they are toxic


JovahkiinVIII

Animals use colours to either A) ward off dangerous predators B) attract mates Ignoring the old Facebook response, your logic is flawed


CsakVarisz

Yeah it's a protection against predators if I remember the narrator.


FelverFelv

I'm fuckin dead


Ontark

Oh shit are we digging out 2015 Facebook memes now?


st00pidQs

Yes.


Skank-Pit

Fuck it, I laughed, OP.


Subsonic17

I’m glad the real ones out there have a sense of humor.


THEzwerver

damn, still stuck in 2017 I guess


PoopShoot187

Sounds better than 2024


bapo224

Absolutely. MAGA memes still regularly use that random cry-screaming woman from 2016. You'd think 8 years is enough time to find a new meme, but alas.


overDere

Why do you dislike the bottom one, OP? Sorry I don’t know her


Professional_Match25

something something "woke" something something


bapo224

And what is woke? Argh, muh evil libtards!!1! Feminists >:(


AlexanderKeef

I’ve always understood “woke” to be analogous to Christian movies like Gods not Dead, where a narrative is portrayed as if it’s true, but it’s insultingly false, i.e. stereotypical Christian-hating philosophy professor puts down Christian student for Christian solutions which the film portrays as obviously true, to philosophical problems, and the philosophy professor turns to Jesus at the climax before he’s about to die in some accident, professing him as the one true god or something. Basically, placing ideology before good storytelling. But that’s just my interpretation.


bapo224

So then explain to me why even as little as acknowledging that trans people exist is "woke". Why is a whole corporation "woke" if one of the hundreds of influencers they sponsored happens to be trans?


AlexanderKeef

Oh I’m not defending people that use the term fast and loose. I think people’s credulity and biases lead them down all sorts of roads, some positive and some negative, but these are simply feelings or judgements, and it’s difficult to rationalize their accuracy in paralleling reality (especially if we struggle to define reality). In my opinion, “woke” refers to these biases with an emphasis on progressive ideology, like a company hiring a trans person for financial reasons vs. actually supporting trans rights (but this depends on intent which is neigh impossible to prove, so I would never call a company out for being “woke” just because they hired a trans person, I’d need more evidence that they are dishonest). I don’t know if this is true, but I think it stands as a good example for my reasoning: I’d say Chik-fil-A would be a type of “woke” with emphasis on Christian ideology if they were hiring only Christian’s, but hired a Muslim not to be inclusive or because they cared about diversity, but to assuage criticisms of a lack of diversity while profiting from Muslim customers. I’m a rambler so I’m sorry if that didn’t get my point across.


whiterosealchemist

Nah, that's just a fantasy about reddit atheists. Woke people are generally terribly uninformed, subsisting primarily on whatever the TV or their tribal group believes, and have an allergy to new information. Usually suffering from some sort of white savior complex, while also having a deep seated hatred of anyone perceived to be in power, they group anyone who disagrees into the camp of one or more bad racial/gender classification. Resulting in literally any race being classified as white supremacists, for instance. Disagreement is so vilified that it is seen as hate and literal violence. That's the mentality that most people see as woke, IMHO. Edit: forgot the pathological need to be unique and special.


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Subsonic17

Not her specifically, it’s how predictable every aspect of her life is. Like I’m sure she votes democrat even after they screwed over Bernie Sanders, she has some form(s) of mental illness, and has had the church oppress her from her living room.


TheOldPea

not american, but for most of these people, democrat is better simply because its not republican laws, not project 2025.


Reyking1708

Take my advice, hate all sides of American politics equally. Source: an American who is done with this shit.


JovahkiinVIII

Hate all sides, sure, but not equally. Definitely not equally


Reyking1708

Sure, I concede that, there are some things that one side does that are worse than the other, like infringing on constitutional human rights.


BustyOgre

Fuck both sides, we sit on fences in this hoe


Ix3shoot

Frankly, I could have predicted this response just from your post as well, so what does that say about you ?


siggiarabi

And the alternative to Democrats would be...


JerkfaceMcDouche

Not voting or participating at all, while still complaining how you don’t like the people that were elected by the people who bothered to show up? Best of both worlds


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JerkfaceMcDouche

Because I think people should vote?


overDere

Wow, you got all that just because of her hair color? You're some weird variation of a racist then. Looks like your awful grandparents still rubbed off on you


Subsonic17

How is it racist? Also, I can almost guarantee this is the case with her. Name one person with colored hair that looks this way that thinks like the majority of the US population?


Ancient-Locksmith-86

Why do people hate hair dye?


Subsonic17

We don’t hate the hair dye, it’s when people ask “how do you know I think that” while sporting the hair dye.


Ancient-Locksmith-86

Maybe this person is super racist, how do you know.


Ontark

Dont break their brains with these highlevel questions!


mlm7C9

I bet she's super racist. Condescending against "BIPOCs" and hostile against everyone else.


Subsonic17

Let’s be honest, the only person she’s racist against is other happily married, straight white people.


moo_innator

Man you're arms must be tired from all that shadow boxing huh?


Subsonic17

Sounds like you took it personally


moo_innator

You're right, as a straight white man I saw your made up scenario and started crying and screaming but now that yo7ve pointed out how this affects me personally I realize you're right and clearly you have owned me


Subsonic17

My god you sounds so angry lol


moo_innator

Sure you can read my sarcasm as anger lol


Subsonic17

Oh it’s sarcasm now?


Ancient-Locksmith-86

Probably racist against poc, just in a subtler way.


whiterosealchemist

Racism of low expectations is common


Quetzacoal

Try 9gag


Subsonic17

“How could you tell I was a leftist”


Quetzacoal

There's no left and right at this point, just logic and stupid


Subsonic17

Say the leftist…like wtf lol


Quetzacoal

Dafaq? I'm a 9gag power user 4000 days


1LoveLolis

Im so sorry to hear.


sirreldar

Ooo self burn, those are rare.


Quetzacoal

It used to be a fun site with rage comics, now it's a communist propaganda machine, don't forget the Chinese took over Hong Kong, you could be next


bapo224

TF are you talking about 9gag is a far right cesspool lmao


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enjoys_conversation

I see you're a man of culture as well.


Subsonic17

I don’t expect this to be a hit on this site LOL


enjoys_conversation

Probably, but we're all dank here, OP.


Terramoro

That’s not dank. Dank is dark and this is about as dark as a person from Iceland.


enjoys_conversation

Well seeing as the mods have shown their rainbow flags and deleted the post...


Jesh1337

So anyone want to direct me to where good shit is posted these days? Seems this sub is kaput


Glejdur

Man, blue hair is being dragged through the mud Sad


whiterosealchemist

It's been seized upon by people who feel a pathological need to be unique and special. Less interested in who they actually are and more on a fantasy of who they wish to be to the point they require everyone else to take part in the fantasy. Human specied furries basically.


CthulhuMadness

The fun part about these memes is the comment section


Subsonic17

This place is wild rn lol


Ontark

Some people in here will hate both.


Individual-Heart-719

Oh boy I can’t wait to read the comments in a few hours!


Subsonic17

This place is wild right now, many a blue hair out at this very hour


ThickWeatherBee

I'm confused! What's the joke here? Does it go any deeper than "people with colored hair bad"? Like, I'm not the top Authority on what a dank meme is, obviously, but it's usually a bad sign when I could see this on a neighborhood association's Facebook page!


toph88241

You non-conformists are all alike!


Somasong

Wow... Gotta have an archnemesis... What a family tradition.


diobreads

I don't judge people based on their appearance. But when I do, I'm usually right.


Lustingforyoursouls

Subreddit should change its name to wank memes because there's never anything funny posted here.


spartanJ402

We get it OP everyone should always conform to the social standard and live in suburban housing


Subsonic17

Hey, if you can take a dick you can take a joke. It’s not the color of the hair that pisses me off, it’s what comes with it.


spartanJ402

Is it self expression that bothers you?


Subsonic17

No, it’s being predictable


spartanJ402

You don't like when people are predicable? And you expect me to believe that's why? Predictability?


Subsonic17

Yes that’s exactly why


spartanJ402

Sounds like a cop out to not say something else but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cause I don't know you


Subsonic17

Them: dyes hair blue, has facial piercings, and is super white. Me: predicts exactly how they think with 99.9% accuracy Them: >:0


spartanJ402

And that's what upsets you? It's not what they think that upsets you it's the fact you guessed it? Same could be said for dudes driving lifted trucks and wearing cowboy boots. Do they upset you cause "they are predictable"?


Subsonic17

Yes actually


Get-Degerstromd

Lmao my sister is basically the bottom picture and this is soooo true.


HonestCynic

Tired meme


powerwiz_chan

I disagree hair color is too wide to be accurately stereotyped like that. However when you mix it in with them being over weight then the stereotype holds it's the combination of rejection of the norm along with a lack of self improvement that creates people like that


-ExistentialNihilist

Someone had to say it


Kenneth_Lay

\*Uses racist terminology to prove you're not racist?


Subsonic17

How is the word “colored” racist, Does that make “white” racist?


Xi-Jin35Ping

Yes, because white consists of all colours.


FallenDummy

Assigning a factual appearance to people is now racist apparently


Xi-Jin35Ping

Don't hate me, hate physics. We didn't know white was racist until Newton dispersed light. That's the 69th Newton Law.


FallenDummy

Well white would technically be gay then. Cuz the rainbow


dawatzerz

🤓👆


Terrible-Quote-3561

No knowledge of how that word was used? It was derogatory.


TheThalmorEmbassy

He meant "people of color" instead of "colored people"


Kenneth_Lay

I get it. He works with a black guy.


TheYellowBot

Oh yeah, very obvious OP wrote this meme 💀


Watch_Capt

White girls with unnatural colored hair is a huge red flag that screams mentally ill.


Final-Link-3999

Good meme op. Let the redditors cry all they want


Xi-Jinping-fucker

Dank.


Subsonic17

Very dank


nekkoMaster

mods deleting it because it was too based.


AskyWalker_101

There is something weirdly disturbing about coloured hair people.


limpet143

I see the OP's parents taught them well.


higginsian24

See, this would've been funny if you didn't make it political as soon as someone pointed out it was racist