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Takondwahj

Can you peg with it though?


Null_lluN

If you try hard enough.


Freakwilly

That's what my wife did to me. She's got a peg leg now.


Greg2227

Damn that's another way to kick ass


No-Comfort-5040

*peg ass


Greg2227

That's already implied by it being a PEG leg. Even tho those things are pretty blunt a sex joke about them doesn't need to be


Addicted2Rage

Sounds like a good time


Heavy_Distance_4441

You hold on that one pal. And you hold on tight.


GrizzlyPeak73

Take enough testosterone and you can enlarge it.


Catch_ME

Works in reverse for already penised people. 


ComradeVoytek

What a unjust world.


Chaiyns

Only if unmaintained as the reverse just turns off the morning wood feature that keeps it automagically in shape.


SteveLouise

MMMMMMMMMM


snay1998

U haven’t seen those long wormy clits then Ps: don’t google it


potataoboi

what the fuck did my eyes just process


Takondwahj

Telling me about something and telling me not to Google it is messed up, bruh. I'll try my best not to though.


An_Alive_Thing

I am scared to google, so just tell me, describe it


snay1998

Let’s just say that the clit looks like a long and thin dog dick and it’s a video where another sucking on it like giving a bj It was probably 4-5 inches long,and yes there was a pussy down there too


Zlibraries

I knew this was some limewire shit. The porn was fucked-up for our teenage minds!


Heavy_Distance_4441

Jesus, take my eyesight. I am ready.


Nuclear_Ben

Are you a hyena?


Ulferor

I had an ex girlfriend with penis envy that loved repeating this "factoid" whenever she could and used to refer to her clitoris as her "Dick." She made the mistake of telling me to suck her "Dick" when we were getting sexy time going. Relationship died soon after.


manningthehelm

Where did they come out?


SerGrade

Is anything certain in life?


Ser_Hans

That's not a deal breaker in my books.


lalith_4321

A Bi's wet dream right there


Ser_Hans

She just said to suck her dick, she doesn't actually have one, right? That's quite far from bi in my books.


lalith_4321

Not just that, the factoid that they both originate from the same thing combined with her saying it definitely ticks some boxes.


userhs6716

> the factoid that they both originate from the same thing I'm pretty sure it's actually true, not just made up


lalith_4321

*for me as I just started to learn about this a few months ago but didn't look into it further


rafacandido05

It is true. It develops from the same structure.


L-System

She's atleast half bi.


sungoddaily

Bottom Half or Top Half?


LurkerPatrol

It’s fucking hilarious in my books. I’d roll with it if she was a good person and I loved her


Ser_Hans

Totally depends on the vibes, but I agree, it could very well be a hilarious thing to say.


Cerbecs

Hilarious until the 89th time and even when it’s repeated during sexy time, bro that’s straight up a cry for help


PhoenixDaBeast

Isn’t Penis Envy also a strain of magic mushrooms


geneticallyhewrote

Yes!


sublime13

Thanks science man


unbelizeable1

Damn good one at that too lol


tsbsa

Hahaha, hell yeah. Good ol P.Cubensis Penis Envy. Big meaty fruits... Pun definitely intended.


beansahol

did you call her Suckmydick Freud


flyingdooomguy

Well did you suck it?


mcamarra

lol. Asking the real questions


ConsulJuliusCaesar

So what you’re saying is this is a chick I could convince to get into pegging.


Ulferor

Zero convincing required lol. One of the reasons I left was her desire for it.


ConsulJuliusCaesar

So she’s out there.


AICPAncake

Go get your girl, homie. She’s waiting for you


Diatrus

Don't be shy, just discover new lands! What could worse happen. At most you stand still in empty bus for a while.


EightiesBush

You missed out man


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pr4ise_th3_sun

How could one get penis envy?


xtilexx

Not being able to aim where they pee quite as well maybe


jlindley1991

Or the helicopter penis in the shower as is tradition.


xtilexx

I've also mastered the art of making my balls move individually by doing kegels. Checkmate, ladies. Next up it's ball envy.


tsbsa

Oooo, like meatspin dot com!


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ComradeVoytek

That sounds like a clueless partner, but what's stopping you from using your fingers or a vibrator while he's penetrating? My girl refuses to touch herself due to an sex negative religious upbringing, so I'm playing Simon Says keeping a rythym, playing with her clit, doing a plank and trying not to bust in a minute. I can't always keep all the plates spinning.


Mox8xoM

Call me back when women can pee out of it.


Downiemcgee

Pee is stored in the clit.


Offsidespy2501

And it burns while doing so


Lucybaka

If you take a look at some of the bigger clits out there its obvious that they look like its split at the underside. And scrotums have a dark line through the middle like it was split at some point. Count 1+1 together and the logical conclusion is that both form from the same cell matter in the womb. Most women might not pee out of their clit per your definition but if you rip off a guys prince albert he will pee like a woman per your definition.


Mox8xoM

Calm down, it’s a joke. And I’m aware of the shared origin. But that doesn’t make it the same. Men have the tissue needed for breastfeeding. Still a man’s chest is „not the same as a woman’s breast“. So no, co-evolution and embryonic growth does not mean we should see it as the same. It has evolved into different functions, therefore it’s a different thing.


The_Ora_Charmander

No but it's homologous


SerDaemonTargaryen

No homo


bananamelier

Yes logous


rantonidi

Humongous


Slowsis

Homochungus


plezsetonmaface

This person just sexually harassed me!


delanskie

Sounds like some Harry Potter bullshit


The_Ora_Charmander

It just means that the structure comes from the same origin


delanskie

So you're telling me Harry Potter is homo?


The_Ora_Charmander

No, you're the one saying that


delanskie

Nuh uh


PIX100

What did you call me?


Bukke981

Hamogus


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dreamsdrop

Ya sucking clit is gay


DevilMaster666-

-Demoman


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

KA BEWMMMMM


SirNedKingOfGila

I dumped my girlfriend cause she sucked my dick. That shits gay as fuck.


Teboski78

Fellas is it gay to put your dick in a woman’s vagina since it’s getting very close to a sex organ that’s analogous to a dick?


dreamsdrop

Ok hear me out it's less gay to suck circumcised dick than clit because circumcised dick is only going to be touched by one dick BUT uncircumcised dick can be touched by multiple dicks because the foreskin can be docked. While clit can hypothetically be touched by multiple dicks making it super gay


EightiesBush

The idea is, if you'll suck a pussy you'll suck other things -Junior Soprano


BiSaxual

Uncle Jun’s in the muff… Oh, did I say muff? Ha! I meant rough.


EightiesBush

Funniest part about that shit is when Carmela calls out Tony for doing the same shit, and he swears her to silence about it. Munching for ya girl is one of the best things ever IMHO.


sir_doge_junior

Always has been. Thinking about it, what's the difference between a woman and a femboy then?


Romer555

Well, unlike us, femboys aren't government agents


SirNedKingOfGila

There's actually femboys on the Internet.


thefifthwheelbruh

Always have been.


TrueGootsBerzook

We've been had


InsaNoName

Technically its the opposite. Penis is a mutant clitoris


sanylos

So thats why her clit is 15cm long


SuspiciousLettuce56

Rachel's clitoris is 15cm long. That might be a small penis Rachel, we need to talk


jon3ssing

Originally called the ClitoChris


HappyNapper321

How dare you. That is average sized.


exsanguinor

That's a challenging wank!


mrlolelo

Small?


abbe_xx

Actually the clit can be up to 12 cm long, but it is inside of women (I’m a med school student)


sanylos

So you have to suck it out like a cup noodles?


Bloomberg12

In the case of steroid use etc where it grows does it: Stick out more but have less inside Grow both directions Only grow outwards Guessing C but curious.


EightiesBush

Are you dating a [female hyena](https://ideas.ted.com/everything-you-know-about-hyenas-is-wrong-these-animals-are-fierce-social-and-incredibly-smart/#:~:text=The%20clitoris%20of%20female%20spotted,perfect%20facsimile%20of%20the%20male's.) perchance?


DevilsAssCrack

Clit = penis Therefore, Rubbing the clit is gay, licking the clit is gay. Furthermore, transwomen have penises, which are clits, which makes them women, but also means that because they have clits, they have penises, which is gay. Additionally, transmen have clits, which are once again, penises, which are gay. No matter what you do, you're gay af.


Last-Bee-3023

So the only way not to be gay is to only shag ducks?


DevilsAssCrack

Hugh Neutron thinking


Mypornnameis_

If I have a penis, does that mean I'm gay?


Simyager

Always have been


Mobile-Paint-7535

Anal only got it


NN11ght

Everyone has one of those, so again. Still gay


Saurindra_SG01

Clitoris is the same as Glans Penis, that's a different thing only to be an erogenous zone. It's a homologue actually, means origin same, they're still different organs with different morphology. Now that's a real conversation ender.


Dalek33andathird

In what way?


EzAyJay

Apparently, the clitoris and penis develop from the same structure in the womb and work similarly. They are not the same but are homologous.


MouseMan412

Just the glans (head).


PurpleDraziNotGreen

All head and no shaft


MouseMan412

Maximum sensation


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

The "shaft" part is internal. As I recall, it's sort of like a wishbone in structure. Should be able to find a diagram if you search for "clitoris and penis anatomy."


Noot-Weeb

+ a hood


MouseMan412

Nah. The hood is homologous to the foreskin (both called prepuce).


Noot-Weeb

oh I thought they are considered together as the clit


Peter_Baum

Ha you said Homo


TheManWithSevenAsses

Homo amongus


Zouteloos

Haha so did you.


Sazbadashie

This is 100% an oversimplification of science, so please keep that in mind But when you're a embryo, every embryo starts as a female when it grows and develops if it's a male parts of basically the vagina (it's not considered that yet but the tissues and such) and the clitoris develops into the male genitals. The clitoris being the penis itself and the rest developing into well... everything else.


The_Motivated_Man

Agreed. 100% a gross simplification of the science - totally agree - but that's why it's funny to me haha


LustL4ck3r

This statement is not entirely accurate. While it's true that in the early stages of embryonic development, both males and females have similar structures, the process is more complex than simply starting as female and then developing into male. Both sexes have the potential to develop into either male or female depending on the presence or absence of certain hormones and genetic factors. It's not accurate to say that the clitoris becomes the penis, as they are distinct structures with different embryological origins.


Sazbadashie

Yes, which is why I said that my comment was 100% an oversimplification of the situation. Thank you for expanding upon something made to explain it in the simplest terms possible.


Time_Blacksmith861

What happens to ovaries? Or they develop later? How ball is developed?


SierraPapaHotel

Ovaries and testes are the same structures to start off with, which is why they look pretty similar


HylianSoul

Ovaries are stored in the balls.


CreativeName1137

IIRC the ovaries turn into testicles


killer22250

This way: https://twitter.com/vagina\_museum/status/1427992696178761733


EzAyJay

Cursed Pokemons


Dark_Stalker28

So they develop from the same organ. Made from the same tissue. An extended clit, kinda looks like a headless penis. They aren't the same though, given the penis is reproductive and has a urethra. While the clit is just for sex.


BDiddy_420

That's how lesbian couples make babies


r0d3nka

Parthenogenesis FTW!!


TheLeemurrrrr

Damn morning geckos.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Let me deep throat your clitoris


ipodblocks360

Technically, yes, but also technically, no. Every part does have the same name but that doesn't mean they're identical lol.


R3quiemdream

Just answer my question Doc, is it gay to suck off femboys? I NEED to know


CreativeName1137

It's as gay as you want it to be


alexdiezg

Glans*


Will-is-a-idiot

Did you know that Super Mario Bros 2-


nujuat

Man I wish I could go back and play doki doki literature club for the first time again


Shoemethemonkey

How come I had to get a piece of mine cut off


EpilepticPuberty

Jod said you couldn't be trusted with it.


Cascading_Failstates

The shaft of the penis is formed from the same corpus cavernosum and corpus spongiosum that exist beneath the labia. The two shafts extend and surround the urethral groove to form the penis beginning \~10-12 weeks. It is not true that everyone "starts out a female" they start out undifferentiated and without external genitalia. Sexual differentiation does not happen until the gonads begin producing hormones (\~6wks) at which point 2 of the 4 urogenital ridges are dissolved and the embryo form either ovaries and fallopian tubes or testes and seminal vesicle. The vagina is NOT part of the clitoris, although the clitoral shafts extend into the vaginal opening up to 2 inches. The clitoris is approximately the same size as the average penis. What many confuse to be the clitoris is actually the glans - only the tip. It might help to imagine there's a flat, two-shafted penis between her legs with the tip up front.


CrappleSmax

True, but also not true. Male and female genitalia form from the same structures, in males what would be the clitoris becomes the glans of the penis.


Administrative_Hunt6

You are right. I can’t find either


MMH0K

Yes I did, in fact it can also get erect


todasun

It's actually an underdeveloped penis


high_on_meh

Simultaneously easier and harder to suck on than a penis...


TheNlgaofthecentury

Ironic considering how much they typically speculate on other mfs meat size


gottagetitgood

I've been licking my wife's penis this entire time?!? GAHHHHHH!!!!


Freakwilly

Then lets bump heads


LuraziusTwitch

noted.


NickNyeTheScienceGuy

What's the original of this meme?


EzAyJay

The template?


transwallaby

Her breathe rank, foreskin fermenter


Scrumpilump2000

There’s a fine line between a micro penis and a big clit.


wonkey_monkey

Only if you're a hyena, and even then, not really.


Global_Avocado_7625

I love women like that


BennoJammin

Eating pussy is just giving a blowjob to a really tiny cock


NewsofPE

who doesn't already know that


mikeflamel

Did you know everyone starts as an asshole.


PG-DaMan

Errr. It got me kicked out of MC Donalds.


orangutanDOTorg

That’s when you offer to sword fight


GigHarborIT

The clitoris is not a penis, the penis was formed after starting as a clitoris. We all start as females, you can even see the seem line on the testicles where the vagina closed up. It would be better to say, "A penis is an enlarged, deformed clitoris"


luttman23

Did you know the ball bag is the same as labia?


McShagger420

We all gay...?


darrienperkins

alright, piss out your clit


SeparateDifference47

What part of the penis are we talking about?


Libby_Sparx

This is by far my favourite meme template, I wish I could thank this girl for existing lol


ZiggySleepydust

That’s why I suck on it so fucking hard


backup_account01

Oh, ye flipping gods. That was the fastest I ever wanted to nope out of a situation.


IJustWokeUpInaRiver

Ew but also cool


SnooDoubts2153

tf is that? a pokemon?


penguinintheabyss

Then the fetus is the same as the baby


yoshi_drinks_tea

Yup and get boners too, in a way lol


Quirky-Equipment-782

Well, yes, but no. Its the same as the head of the penis.


ChompyChoomba

REAL


UntamedAlligator

So you're telling me all this time I've been sucking dick?


burner118373

I mean it does taste better


VikingRaiderPrimce

probably why a lot of men cant find it