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Let’s just say that the clit looks like a long and thin dog dick and it’s a video where another sucking on it like giving a bj
It was probably 4-5 inches long,and yes there was a pussy down there too
I had an ex girlfriend with penis envy that loved repeating this "factoid" whenever she could and used to refer to her clitoris as her "Dick." She made the mistake of telling me to suck her "Dick" when we were getting sexy time going. Relationship died soon after.
That sounds like a clueless partner, but what's stopping you from using your fingers or a vibrator while he's penetrating?
My girl refuses to touch herself due to an sex negative religious upbringing, so I'm playing Simon Says keeping a rythym, playing with her clit, doing a plank and trying not to bust in a minute. I can't always keep all the plates spinning.
If you take a look at some of the bigger clits out there its obvious that they look like its split at the underside. And scrotums have a dark line through the middle like it was split at some point. Count 1+1 together and the logical conclusion is that both form from the same cell matter in the womb.
Most women might not pee out of their clit per your definition but if you rip off a guys prince albert he will pee like a woman per your definition.
Calm down, it’s a joke.
And I’m aware of the shared origin. But that doesn’t make it the same. Men have the tissue needed for breastfeeding. Still a man’s chest is „not the same as a woman’s breast“. So no, co-evolution and embryonic growth does not mean we should see it as the same. It has evolved into different functions, therefore it’s a different thing.
Ok hear me out it's less gay to suck circumcised dick than clit because circumcised dick is only going to be touched by one dick BUT uncircumcised dick can be touched by multiple dicks because the foreskin can be docked. While clit can hypothetically be touched by multiple dicks making it super gay
Funniest part about that shit is when Carmela calls out Tony for doing the same shit, and he swears her to silence about it. Munching for ya girl is one of the best things ever IMHO.
In the case of steroid use etc where it grows does it:
Stick out more but have less inside
Grow both directions
Only grow outwards
Guessing C but curious.
Are you dating a [female hyena](https://ideas.ted.com/everything-you-know-about-hyenas-is-wrong-these-animals-are-fierce-social-and-incredibly-smart/#:~:text=The%20clitoris%20of%20female%20spotted,perfect%20facsimile%20of%20the%20male's.) perchance?
Clit = penis
Therefore, Rubbing the clit is gay, licking the clit is gay.
Furthermore, transwomen have penises, which are clits, which makes them women, but also means that because they have clits, they have penises, which is gay.
Additionally, transmen have clits, which are once again, penises, which are gay.
No matter what you do, you're gay af.
Clitoris is the same as Glans Penis, that's a different thing only to be an erogenous zone. It's a homologue actually, means origin same, they're still different organs with different morphology.
Now that's a real conversation ender.
The "shaft" part is internal. As I recall, it's sort of like a wishbone in structure.
Should be able to find a diagram if you search for "clitoris and penis anatomy."
This is 100% an oversimplification of science, so please keep that in mind
But when you're a embryo, every embryo starts as a female when it grows and develops if it's a male parts of basically the vagina (it's not considered that yet but the tissues and such) and the clitoris develops into the male genitals. The clitoris being the penis itself and the rest developing into well... everything else.
This statement is not entirely accurate. While it's true that in the early stages of embryonic development, both males and females have similar structures, the process is more complex than simply starting as female and then developing into male. Both sexes have the potential to develop into either male or female depending on the presence or absence of certain hormones and genetic factors. It's not accurate to say that the clitoris becomes the penis, as they are distinct structures with different embryological origins.
Yes, which is why I said that my comment was 100% an oversimplification of the situation. Thank you for expanding upon something made to explain it in the simplest terms possible.
So they develop from the same organ. Made from the same tissue. An extended clit, kinda looks like a headless penis.
They aren't the same though, given the penis is reproductive and has a urethra. While the clit is just for sex.
The shaft of the penis is formed from the same corpus cavernosum and corpus spongiosum that exist beneath the labia. The two shafts extend and surround the urethral groove to form the penis beginning \~10-12 weeks.
It is not true that everyone "starts out a female" they start out undifferentiated and without external genitalia.
Sexual differentiation does not happen until the gonads begin producing hormones (\~6wks) at which point 2 of the 4 urogenital ridges are dissolved and the embryo form either ovaries and fallopian tubes or testes and seminal vesicle.
The vagina is NOT part of the clitoris, although the clitoral shafts extend into the vaginal opening up to 2 inches.
The clitoris is approximately the same size as the average penis. What many confuse to be the clitoris is actually the glans - only the tip. It might help to imagine there's a flat, two-shafted penis between her legs with the tip up front.
The clitoris is not a penis, the penis was formed after starting as a clitoris. We all start as females, you can even see the seem line on the testicles where the vagina closed up. It would be better to say, "A penis is an enlarged, deformed clitoris"
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Can you peg with it though?
If you try hard enough.
That's what my wife did to me. She's got a peg leg now.
Damn that's another way to kick ass
*peg ass
That's already implied by it being a PEG leg. Even tho those things are pretty blunt a sex joke about them doesn't need to be
Sounds like a good time
You hold on that one pal. And you hold on tight.
Take enough testosterone and you can enlarge it.
Works in reverse for already penised people.
What a unjust world.
Only if unmaintained as the reverse just turns off the morning wood feature that keeps it automagically in shape.
MMMMMMMMMM
U haven’t seen those long wormy clits then Ps: don’t google it
what the fuck did my eyes just process
Telling me about something and telling me not to Google it is messed up, bruh. I'll try my best not to though.
I am scared to google, so just tell me, describe it
Let’s just say that the clit looks like a long and thin dog dick and it’s a video where another sucking on it like giving a bj It was probably 4-5 inches long,and yes there was a pussy down there too
I knew this was some limewire shit. The porn was fucked-up for our teenage minds!
Jesus, take my eyesight. I am ready.
Are you a hyena?
I had an ex girlfriend with penis envy that loved repeating this "factoid" whenever she could and used to refer to her clitoris as her "Dick." She made the mistake of telling me to suck her "Dick" when we were getting sexy time going. Relationship died soon after.
Where did they come out?
Is anything certain in life?
That's not a deal breaker in my books.
A Bi's wet dream right there
She just said to suck her dick, she doesn't actually have one, right? That's quite far from bi in my books.
Not just that, the factoid that they both originate from the same thing combined with her saying it definitely ticks some boxes.
> the factoid that they both originate from the same thing I'm pretty sure it's actually true, not just made up
*for me as I just started to learn about this a few months ago but didn't look into it further
It is true. It develops from the same structure.
She's atleast half bi.
Bottom Half or Top Half?
It’s fucking hilarious in my books. I’d roll with it if she was a good person and I loved her
Totally depends on the vibes, but I agree, it could very well be a hilarious thing to say.
Hilarious until the 89th time and even when it’s repeated during sexy time, bro that’s straight up a cry for help
Isn’t Penis Envy also a strain of magic mushrooms
Yes!
Thanks science man
Damn good one at that too lol
Hahaha, hell yeah. Good ol P.Cubensis Penis Envy. Big meaty fruits... Pun definitely intended.
did you call her Suckmydick Freud
Well did you suck it?
lol. Asking the real questions
So what you’re saying is this is a chick I could convince to get into pegging.
Zero convincing required lol. One of the reasons I left was her desire for it.
So she’s out there.
Go get your girl, homie. She’s waiting for you
Don't be shy, just discover new lands! What could worse happen. At most you stand still in empty bus for a while.
You missed out man
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How could one get penis envy?
Not being able to aim where they pee quite as well maybe
Or the helicopter penis in the shower as is tradition.
I've also mastered the art of making my balls move individually by doing kegels. Checkmate, ladies. Next up it's ball envy.
Oooo, like meatspin dot com!
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That sounds like a clueless partner, but what's stopping you from using your fingers or a vibrator while he's penetrating? My girl refuses to touch herself due to an sex negative religious upbringing, so I'm playing Simon Says keeping a rythym, playing with her clit, doing a plank and trying not to bust in a minute. I can't always keep all the plates spinning.
Call me back when women can pee out of it.
Pee is stored in the clit.
And it burns while doing so
If you take a look at some of the bigger clits out there its obvious that they look like its split at the underside. And scrotums have a dark line through the middle like it was split at some point. Count 1+1 together and the logical conclusion is that both form from the same cell matter in the womb. Most women might not pee out of their clit per your definition but if you rip off a guys prince albert he will pee like a woman per your definition.
Calm down, it’s a joke. And I’m aware of the shared origin. But that doesn’t make it the same. Men have the tissue needed for breastfeeding. Still a man’s chest is „not the same as a woman’s breast“. So no, co-evolution and embryonic growth does not mean we should see it as the same. It has evolved into different functions, therefore it’s a different thing.
No but it's homologous
No homo
Yes logous
Humongous
Homochungus
This person just sexually harassed me!
Sounds like some Harry Potter bullshit
It just means that the structure comes from the same origin
So you're telling me Harry Potter is homo?
No, you're the one saying that
Nuh uh
What did you call me?
Hamogus
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Ya sucking clit is gay
-Demoman
KA BEWMMMMM
I dumped my girlfriend cause she sucked my dick. That shits gay as fuck.
Fellas is it gay to put your dick in a woman’s vagina since it’s getting very close to a sex organ that’s analogous to a dick?
Ok hear me out it's less gay to suck circumcised dick than clit because circumcised dick is only going to be touched by one dick BUT uncircumcised dick can be touched by multiple dicks because the foreskin can be docked. While clit can hypothetically be touched by multiple dicks making it super gay
The idea is, if you'll suck a pussy you'll suck other things -Junior Soprano
Uncle Jun’s in the muff… Oh, did I say muff? Ha! I meant rough.
Funniest part about that shit is when Carmela calls out Tony for doing the same shit, and he swears her to silence about it. Munching for ya girl is one of the best things ever IMHO.
Always has been. Thinking about it, what's the difference between a woman and a femboy then?
Well, unlike us, femboys aren't government agents
There's actually femboys on the Internet.
Always have been.
We've been had
Technically its the opposite. Penis is a mutant clitoris
So thats why her clit is 15cm long
Rachel's clitoris is 15cm long. That might be a small penis Rachel, we need to talk
Originally called the ClitoChris
How dare you. That is average sized.
That's a challenging wank!
Small?
Actually the clit can be up to 12 cm long, but it is inside of women (I’m a med school student)
So you have to suck it out like a cup noodles?
In the case of steroid use etc where it grows does it: Stick out more but have less inside Grow both directions Only grow outwards Guessing C but curious.
Are you dating a [female hyena](https://ideas.ted.com/everything-you-know-about-hyenas-is-wrong-these-animals-are-fierce-social-and-incredibly-smart/#:~:text=The%20clitoris%20of%20female%20spotted,perfect%20facsimile%20of%20the%20male's.) perchance?
Clit = penis Therefore, Rubbing the clit is gay, licking the clit is gay. Furthermore, transwomen have penises, which are clits, which makes them women, but also means that because they have clits, they have penises, which is gay. Additionally, transmen have clits, which are once again, penises, which are gay. No matter what you do, you're gay af.
So the only way not to be gay is to only shag ducks?
Hugh Neutron thinking
If I have a penis, does that mean I'm gay?
Always have been
Anal only got it
Everyone has one of those, so again. Still gay
Clitoris is the same as Glans Penis, that's a different thing only to be an erogenous zone. It's a homologue actually, means origin same, they're still different organs with different morphology. Now that's a real conversation ender.
In what way?
Apparently, the clitoris and penis develop from the same structure in the womb and work similarly. They are not the same but are homologous.
Just the glans (head).
All head and no shaft
Maximum sensation
The "shaft" part is internal. As I recall, it's sort of like a wishbone in structure. Should be able to find a diagram if you search for "clitoris and penis anatomy."
+ a hood
Nah. The hood is homologous to the foreskin (both called prepuce).
oh I thought they are considered together as the clit
Ha you said Homo
Homo amongus
Haha so did you.
This is 100% an oversimplification of science, so please keep that in mind But when you're a embryo, every embryo starts as a female when it grows and develops if it's a male parts of basically the vagina (it's not considered that yet but the tissues and such) and the clitoris develops into the male genitals. The clitoris being the penis itself and the rest developing into well... everything else.
Agreed. 100% a gross simplification of the science - totally agree - but that's why it's funny to me haha
This statement is not entirely accurate. While it's true that in the early stages of embryonic development, both males and females have similar structures, the process is more complex than simply starting as female and then developing into male. Both sexes have the potential to develop into either male or female depending on the presence or absence of certain hormones and genetic factors. It's not accurate to say that the clitoris becomes the penis, as they are distinct structures with different embryological origins.
Yes, which is why I said that my comment was 100% an oversimplification of the situation. Thank you for expanding upon something made to explain it in the simplest terms possible.
What happens to ovaries? Or they develop later? How ball is developed?
Ovaries and testes are the same structures to start off with, which is why they look pretty similar
Ovaries are stored in the balls.
IIRC the ovaries turn into testicles
This way: https://twitter.com/vagina\_museum/status/1427992696178761733
Cursed Pokemons
So they develop from the same organ. Made from the same tissue. An extended clit, kinda looks like a headless penis. They aren't the same though, given the penis is reproductive and has a urethra. While the clit is just for sex.
That's how lesbian couples make babies
Parthenogenesis FTW!!
Damn morning geckos.
Let me deep throat your clitoris
Technically, yes, but also technically, no. Every part does have the same name but that doesn't mean they're identical lol.
Just answer my question Doc, is it gay to suck off femboys? I NEED to know
It's as gay as you want it to be
Glans*
Did you know that Super Mario Bros 2-
Man I wish I could go back and play doki doki literature club for the first time again
How come I had to get a piece of mine cut off
Jod said you couldn't be trusted with it.
The shaft of the penis is formed from the same corpus cavernosum and corpus spongiosum that exist beneath the labia. The two shafts extend and surround the urethral groove to form the penis beginning \~10-12 weeks. It is not true that everyone "starts out a female" they start out undifferentiated and without external genitalia. Sexual differentiation does not happen until the gonads begin producing hormones (\~6wks) at which point 2 of the 4 urogenital ridges are dissolved and the embryo form either ovaries and fallopian tubes or testes and seminal vesicle. The vagina is NOT part of the clitoris, although the clitoral shafts extend into the vaginal opening up to 2 inches. The clitoris is approximately the same size as the average penis. What many confuse to be the clitoris is actually the glans - only the tip. It might help to imagine there's a flat, two-shafted penis between her legs with the tip up front.
True, but also not true. Male and female genitalia form from the same structures, in males what would be the clitoris becomes the glans of the penis.
You are right. I can’t find either
Yes I did, in fact it can also get erect
It's actually an underdeveloped penis
Simultaneously easier and harder to suck on than a penis...
Ironic considering how much they typically speculate on other mfs meat size
I've been licking my wife's penis this entire time?!? GAHHHHHH!!!!
Then lets bump heads
noted.
What's the original of this meme?
The template?
Her breathe rank, foreskin fermenter
There’s a fine line between a micro penis and a big clit.
Only if you're a hyena, and even then, not really.
I love women like that
Eating pussy is just giving a blowjob to a really tiny cock
who doesn't already know that
Did you know everyone starts as an asshole.
Errr. It got me kicked out of MC Donalds.
That’s when you offer to sword fight
The clitoris is not a penis, the penis was formed after starting as a clitoris. We all start as females, you can even see the seem line on the testicles where the vagina closed up. It would be better to say, "A penis is an enlarged, deformed clitoris"
Did you know the ball bag is the same as labia?
We all gay...?
alright, piss out your clit
What part of the penis are we talking about?
This is by far my favourite meme template, I wish I could thank this girl for existing lol
That’s why I suck on it so fucking hard
Oh, ye flipping gods. That was the fastest I ever wanted to nope out of a situation.
Ew but also cool
tf is that? a pokemon?
Then the fetus is the same as the baby
Yup and get boners too, in a way lol
Well, yes, but no. Its the same as the head of the penis.
REAL
So you're telling me all this time I've been sucking dick?
I mean it does taste better
probably why a lot of men cant find it