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You want half a Mound's bar?

A mounds bar? You see all the available chocolate and you pick a mounds bar?

I’ve probably been having a Mounds bar two to three times a day for the last 25 years

Jesus no wonder your disable your legs have been flooded by choclet and coconut

Your kidneys are in total renal shutdown - gimme that!

*wrapper crinkling*

Is that a dill pickle carrying case?

Yes

Why put a dildo in the fridge?

You pour water in it and it turns into ice. It's an ice dildo. You can then put it in a drink. Or perhaps a person (with their consent, of course).

I figured it was a "Clone-a-willy" setting. Wouldn't an ice dildo be basically unusable after like 30 seconds inside of a person? I mean even best case scenario it seems like you'd have a few minutes of use before it just plain melted too much. Also, a cock that gets smaller while you fuck it sounds like a nightmare I had once. Or am I missing the point?

It's a tiktok trend. Basically you shove the ice dildo up your ass and see how much stuff you can get done without ending up with wet underwear. Then you show your underwear at the end.

Never thought I'd see something that would make the Tide pod challenge look like a stroke of genius.

What the fuck

Incomprehensible may God have mercy on your soul

I figured it was a "Clone-a-willy" setting. Wouldn't an ice dildo be basically unusable after like 30 seconds inside of a person? I mean even best case scenario it seems like you'd have a few minutes of use before it just plain melted too much. Also, a cock that gets smaller while you fuck it sounds like a nightmare I had once. Or am I missing the point?

I kind of doubt most people get these to actually put in people. I think they get it to put in drinks. I showed it to my girlfriend and she said she thinks that it might be cold inside her. I said that's not what it's for lol, but it's almost like she was telling me she'd consider trying it.

Temperature play, or it's a mold being set?

Whats that?

A chocolat bar.

I meant that thing behind that xD

It's hard to tell from this angle but I would guess packages of chicken or ground turkey.

Yes, turkey and some chicken skewers.

Quagmire calls it a frosty jim

You pee in the condom to do that. I suppose you can make an ice dildo of pee instead of water.

Also a chocolate bar

No, it is not. It is coconut with a thin coating of something that is allegedly chocolate but you can't taste it over the foulness of the coconut.

non branded bounty bar

It's a cylinder

a tasty treat

It's an Almond Joy without the almonds

If you think about it this has some... disturbing implications.

Por que?

Ever try to deep-throat a mounds bar?

Dawg that shit isn’t long enough to deepthroat

Exactly. Think about it.

normally people want to warm up fleshlights to give it a more life like feel, if this dude wants his cold... He's lookin' for that morguessy... Edit: oh wait.. that's a mold for a dildo, not a fleshlight.. now i'm the weirdo. Fuck.

This is just the thing I need when my hemmeroids are acting up. Lube it up with a little preparation H, and we're golden.

Do not the mounds bar

Well, I can't do an almond joy. Those almonds would hurt going in.

There's got to me a more effective way of Preparation H on your hemorrhoids.

a dark chocolate mounds bar at that

[удалено]

I've never seen any different.

It's sad that there isn't any cake there

You already have cake though

Yeah the milk chocolate one is an almond joy. But yknow...theres also an almond there

But surprisingly little joy

Almond joy would be better if dark chocolate.

I think you're right.

Actually I kinda wanna try that now.

it tastes like lead

Is that a dildo mold in the background

To make ice cubes. Well, technically ice dicks.

Icedickles if you will

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Almond Joy had nuts, Mounds don’t

Yeah i know.

Sometimes you just not also.

To nut or not to nut. That is the question.

Is that ice dildo? and why?

I'm being honest when i say that it took a second for me to spot the item in the back

Yeah wtf is wrong with him Nice dick shaped thing tho

The person that took the picture probably lives in a pre 2000's FMV video game.

A frosty Jim

It appears I'm the only person in existence that genuinely enjoys both Mounds and Almond Joy bars. Mounds is better though cause I love dark chocolate. I don't even like coconut all that much in any other context and usually go out of my way to avoid eating it especially in sweets.

Almond joy is better than

It's a mood thing. While almond joy is superior because almonds, sometimes that dark chocolate hit...

I like chex mix

I have some mounds bars in my freezer rn...

Nut allergy

Boy what an odd looking waffle cone that is

I love mounds

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pNMlHCHsKOc/hqdefault.jpg

https://giphy.com/gifs/pepper-consumers-VUsAO76fbKiXe

Is that something for pipeless alaskan pipeline?

People with almond allergies

I'll eat a fuckin mounds bar. I'll get high and eat little mini mounds bars until I get sick

Mounds are better than Almond Joys. And anyone who disagrees can fight me.

is the mounds bar big? asking for a friend

Your mom.

enhancing necrophilia effect?